>Pvt Ketchum gets assigned to your unit
What DO you do?
Pvt Ketchum gets assigned to your unit
Hunter Rivera
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Brody Howard
frag her
if the army wanted me to have a girlfriend they would have issued one
Thomas Davis
>her
Dylan Jenkins
I post a red pill.
Brody Morales
>But why do you think we're battle buddies :3
Joshua Sanchez
Is this guy strictly here to eat my cantaloupe or on mine duty?
Ian Roberts
Wyatt Price
>guy
Matthew Wilson
>Pvt Ketchum gives you this look
wut do?
Adam Fisher
if she was in the Marine Corps her pros and cons would easily be 4.8 4.8, the SNCOs would be lining up to get fraternization NJPs and every junior Marine at the barracks would be trying to smash.
Adam Murphy
Carson Adams
Put my dick up her ass.
Mfw I'm dating an Army female and not quite getting the meme.
My girl is faithful, sexy. And brilliant. But we are also vastly older than average. She 26 and me 31.
We met in the Army at 20 and 25 respectively.
Please explain private Ketchum.
Hudson Gomez
Frag on "accident"
Xavier Evans
dirty grils a best
Connor Russell
Tranny.
Isaiah Hall
>Army female
>faithful
lmao
Carter Hughes
army chicks are dick vaccuums, enjoy sloppy 40ths specialist hernandez
Noah White
dont break his hopes and dreams meme flag.
Connor Ross
Why don't they accept over 40, but they keep people way up into their 50s 60s
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Justin Richardson
>females in the military
oh god this always crank me up, this is the most dumb idea i have ever read
Caleb Allen
She's a tranny? Fucking nasty.
Calm your titties, gentlemen.
She's had to deal with 2 years of ex flings begging for some more dick. She is convinced I can do better than her, for some reason, which makes her extremely submissive.
It's weird ur kinda fucking awesome.
Some of y'all might have the company clearing barrel, but my girl has only been taking 1 dick since I finally said yes.
Grayson Walker
oh my sweet summer child.
Andrew Morgan
It's weird BUT IT'S kinda fucking awesome.
The autocorrect gods despise me...
Adrian Lopez
More like pvt catchcum amirite
Oliver Hughes
Dude I'm probably older than you.
In AIT I fucked nearly every female in my unit.
Brandon Anderson
bust his motherfucking cheeks
Jason Gonzalez
ass fuck him with all of my friends over and over until he can't walk then force him to clean our dicks with his mouth, then tattoo SLUT on his forehead
Dominic Phillips
Send it to demining duties and scouting in contested areas.
Angel Bailey
memes aside, is this a fucking trap or not?
Wyatt Howard
Ensure the tranny catches all 150 STDs.
Jackson Young
Yes it is.
Kayden Jones
>I have to take cute war pics for Facebook tee-hee
I wonder how this dude effects unit cohesion.
Evan Walker
PLEASEP LEASE PLEASEP LEASE TELL ME IT'S A FUCKING MALE JESU CHRSTITST
Kevin James
>Prepubescent Afghan boy looking mother fucker
Grayson Foster
I FOUND IT
I FUCKING FOUND IT
I NEED THIS THING ON MY COCK, NOW
Jaxon Jones
>acting submissive is a female meme
>they know it makes guys weak in the knees for em, because men look for it in women
>the second she has you on lock down, its game fucking over
I've never been in the military but the legendary whoredom of women in there has even reached me.
Also even popular military comics such as Terminal Lance.
>much safer getting a none military chick...
Henry Baker
my mother fucking dick!
First time I find a trap attractive, is this the beginning of something
Wyatt Gonzalez
I wonder how many cocks those hands, mouth and ass has touched.
Matthew Scott
Avoid. I do not want AIDS.
Carson Peterson
I'm confused as to if this thing is a male or female but if this was in my unit I'd be sure to have additional training to make up for it.
Easton Davis
gonna need full version of feminine penis
Wyatt Wright
Spc. Fagotron gets put on rotation like all the other guys, balks the fuck out at the first probe or engagement on the strap, and gets punitive reassignment to special Call of Fobbit Duty playing Xbox all day and getting fat on cheetos and pop.
It finishes its tour, goes home and promptly hangs itself.
Luke Price
DELETE THIS.
Julian Cruz
Suicide is something.
Hunter Rodriguez
Nathan Bell
>Army girl being faithful
I miss being young and naive.
Also, pic is off a chick with a dick.
t. 6 years active duty USAF vet 03-09
Robert Sanders
fucking shoot it
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Lucas Davis
I barely even want women alongside me.
When I was in, my company was 10%women and only one out of those girls could perform her duties better than the average
Ayden Young
impossible to train out of shape 40 year olds. Possible to keep in shape people into their 50's. they just can't regain anything they lose. its hard work to maintain shape at that age though. in bootcamp you get destroyed and 18 year old recover overnight, old people don't recover that fast. so the only old people in combat are those who never went out of shape.