AUS/POL BIKIES EDITION

How are things boys?

The Bandido clubhouse that's always covered in blood: The violent history of Australia's most notorious bikie clubhouse as ANOTHER man dies at the gang's Melbourne headquarters

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5568847/Bloody-history-Bandidos-clubhouse-Brunswick-man-dies-suspected-suicide.html

Video emerges of Victoria police pinning down, pepper spraying pensioner

unv.is/sbs.com.au/news/video-emerges-of-victoria-police-pinning-down-pepper-spraying-pensioner

Working with children checks granted to sex offenders and criminals through VCAT challenges

unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2018-04-03/working-with-children-check-vcat-appeals/9544190

Commonwealth Games: Thousands of cops and soldiers deployed in Qld's biggest security event

unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2018-04-03/police-soldiers-ready-for-any-commonwealth-games-threat-qld/9597822

Vic Liberals unrepentant over pair scandal

unv.is/sbs.com.au/news/vic-liberals-unrepentant-over-pair-scandal

Cultural' emergency waiting rooms for NSW

unv.is/news.com.au/national/breaking-news/cultural-emergency-waiting-rooms-for-nsw/news-story/c6694a96129c59c66cf2bc142e920412

SA govt to probe generator contract

unv.is/news.com.au/national/breaking-news/sa-govt-to-probe-generator-contract/news-story/acc6656c9c8d9430832a74fa5d00f2

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unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2018-04-03/working-with-children-check-vcat-appeals/9544190
afl.com.au/livepass/match-replays
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/161715929/#161725678
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

No matter what time I finish work. there is always an aus/pol thread waiting for me to shit post in.

Woo lad

This is your Daily Reminder that Boomers are scum and everything wrong with Australia.

can i live in australia?

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No, we're full.

sup lads, what did ya do for easter?

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unironically this.
if it wasn't for the wealthy fat cats putting down their fellow Australian and the boomers passing off all their debt onto us, we would be in a pretty good place.

not that this place isnt good.

worked for most of it :(

watched some live music on saturday and got horrendously drunk

concert? was it a good night mate?

yeah it was a fucking ripper

didnt expect it to be that good, and ive seen so much shit live too

who was it if you dont mind me asking?

gomez at the enmore theatre

went to the sly fox afterwards, but that was a mistake lmao

if only those fucking cops could dish out the same treatment to the niggers running riot in melbourne. what a shithole of a state victoria has become.

More American poison spreads around the world.
We have those clubs here, drug dealing turds.

still pretty good dude.
abc.net.au/news/2017-08-16/melbourne-named-worlds-most-liveable-city-for-seventh-year/8812196
its like 3 suburbs, nothing to be worried about

spotted the vic cuck

qld actually

>bruces
ive never heard any aussie use that word. its usually bloke

Get ur gun license ya lazy cunts

>was gonna go and do a p650 or whatever the fuck its called at the local shooting range
>mfw the waitlist was 5 months long

that was last year. might give them a call, book in and forget about it

"Australian" lefties are baffling unfamiliar with Australian culture

Hey goyim. How can I watch the AFL games from last week?

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I had a boomer encounter today. I saw some in their giant motorhome, using the laundromat. Women with the sunhats on and they think they are super rich refined faggots. I hate them. I was wishing I could go Sandy Hook on them.

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Look around there's lots of places doing safety courses not just gun ranges.

Fuck this WTF is this shitty place!
You guys stink. Fuck off and do some more low life scum

Fuck these banks. As if it takes anything more than 1 fucking hour to clear a payment into someones account.
Fucking hurry up and tick over so I can get to the pub!

I love the idea of "cultural" emergency rooms for abos.
>be abo
>come into emergency drunk and cut up with glass
>lie down in dirt
>some fat goblina blows smoke over you
>die of an infection 2 days later
Cultural healing baby!

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>world's most liveable
>meaning for pic related

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post benis

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>Kevin 07 made that cartoon.

is labor going to win the next federal election?

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i doubt it, people like their 'welfare'

Probably, people tend to forget they are voting for parties, not people, and nobody likes turnbull anymore.

>Working with children checks granted to sex offenders and criminals through VCAT challenges
>unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2018-04-03/working-with-children-check-vcat-appeals/9544190

Who would have thought the pedo judges would side with the pedos?

You're asking the wrong question user.
>Does it matter who wins the next federal election?

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Has anyone ever liked Shorten?

Ever?

some of his office staff might have liked him for a while

Why is alcohol the only 'government approved' method of getting 'high'?

when I move to QLD I will

Because it's easy to tax.

>tfw those stupid fucking cunts you went to school with but thought you could escape from in adult life are still there voting for how you get to live.

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I kind of like how he is willing to own his man tits. I mean this country really is just a big pair of man tits, and everyone you've ever known is a man tit.

Hard to say, would be a tight race, but Labor will definitely lose in Victoria state election.

whats with all of the women getting thigh tattoos these days? definitely a sign of being a thottie

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makes it easier to identify roasties

this general is so dead

kinda happens when the quality of the board plummets

The Easter "prank" has chased all the quality away.
Unlike mlpol which chased all the kids, ledditers and boomers away.

You shouldn't have such a low opinion of yourself

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>How are things boys?

Pretty Traumatic, a suicidal pedestrian ran in front of my car this morning in an obvious insurance fraud attempt, I pulled over and walked back to see if he was dead but it turns out his legs were just broken. Looked around for witnesses and stomped him on the head, dead men tell no tales. Don't tell the boys in blue.

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I'm here to evangelise user.
As far as Jow Forums is concerned I'm the least quality there is.

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No. You need to stay in your shithole country.

Ate some choccy eggs

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Watched youtube and ate shitty chocolate that made me feel sick.

When do you think anti-Australian faggots will start wingeing about changing the Australian flag again?

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5 years, they'll want to change it to the chink flag

It's inevitable. And if the Liberals dump Turnbull for someone like Dutton or Abbott, Labor will win by an even bigger margin.

Bikies are Poofters larping as yanks literally
>UN-AUSTRALIAN

Alright mates, Welshman here, planning a trip down under, just wondering if you've any advice for where a right-thinking Welshman will feel welcomed?

Drove around for hours trying to find an unoccupied campsite by the river on Saturday, found the one shit spot with no shade nobody else was stupid enough to camp at, fended off some black snake with red bands on it swimming in the river trying to come at us and caught only 4 Carp over 3 days. Fuck Easter camping, seriously.

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Not Melbourne.

On 7.30 tonight
>News flash! Cops are fucking scumbags
Who knew?

Western Queensland
Central Queenland
Northern Queensland
Far North Queensland
Darwin

Anywhere that isn't the city, I'll never get why people visit this country and just hang around the major cities, at this point they're just full of watered down americans with a funny accent.

Everywhere? Why on earth would you feel to the need to spout your political views on a fucking holiday?

Ah sorry mate, bit of a misunderstanding, I didn't mean politically I just meant i'm not a fucking numpty.

>abbos have their own waiting rooms

You know I'm sure all the progressive are happy that this is a move in the right direction for diversity but honestly I'm just glad there's no fucking abbos in the real emergency room.

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swapsies? me and the seppo missus are a bit homesick for WA state.

Again, everywhere. Brits are found all over this country, there's more than a million of you here. Don't listen to the meme answers.

ask a mate who recorded the games; 7 doesn't include live sport in its on-demand service, unfortunately.
next time, set yourself an AFL series tag and never miss another game. sorry to say i've already deleted my copies of this past weekend. the cats-hawks game was a classic.

there better not be another fucKING eleTCION WE JUST HAD A STATE ELECTION

FUNCKING GOVERNMENT

REEEEEEEEEEEE

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>you got liberal/labor on the wrong side (leg colour)
so close!

Memes aside, most areas are fine. Only the major cities would be off-putting, but I wouldn't recommend visiting them anyway since they're too international to be of any value to a tourist. Sydney is maybe worth visiting if you're going for the typical tourist experience, though. But be prepared, because if you're going to spend most of your time outside of major cities, you have to be into outdoorsy activities since that's really where our country shines.

Usually it takes longer on weekends so it gives them time to sort their shit out on a run (where everyone pulls out their money at once during a panic) the money in the bank isn't actually your money it's the banks.

Growing up around a lot of boongs, even the decent ones who don't cause trouble, don't drink or do drugs, they still send their children out to go shopping multiple times a day bringing back bags of chips and 2 litre bottles of Coke, doubt they care much about an abbo only ER. We just need to Virtue signal a little bit more to show we care about things they don't. CHANGE.

>gomez at the enmore theatre
fuck, I bought their debut album on release. That was like twenty years ago. They must be fucking ancient.

>
hope he was an abbo or a lebbo, user.

I thought the abbos died in custody before they made it to the emergency room?

Hope you're being a retard on porpoise.

oh god I owe so much money

fuck you australian bitch

Issue?

What demographic is this comic meant to be strawmanning?

Cultural Abo waiting rooms
>not wasting whitefella money on actually treating boongs kicking the shit out of each other and sculling metho

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Rule One

>poofter

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ALP is red
Libs are blue
It doesn't matter what leg they're on since they're one and the same.

giving poofters their own toilet, as if they're not just mentally challenged males. the strawman? i dunno... supposedly excessive political correctness, i guess.

I can't even see what it's getting at. I'm assuming that it's about the transgender toilet issue and it's suggesting that people who are against the introduction of transgender toilets already do the same with gays by segregating them from other men and women? I really hope there's a better explanation though because that would be really fucking stupid.

True, those are the colours here, dammit. I've been negatively affected by the yank version of red-vs-blue.

>tfw no friends
I'm looking for a recording of the WB v Eagles.

the caption's complaining about political correctness because of the third bathroom, but the third bathroom is blatantly non-PC since it's labelled 'poofters'
I don't understand what it's trying to get at

i think you need to pay, mate, unless someone torrents these. it used to be "acrossthetasman" for afl torrents, but that was 10+ years ago.
> afl.com.au/livepass/match-replays

I had to think about it for a minute before making sure I put them on the right colours.

it's apparently free if you have a telstra mobile phone...

vpn. watchafl subscription

well OK then.

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I know I don't make these threads anymore, but I just thought I'd drop in and have a laugh at the dickhead who thought labor would win the SA election.

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/161715929/#161725678

You realise we're a nogun, right?

Also good God OP that's some black-pill posting.


Anyway lads, out for a parma and pint. Peace.