point and laugh
Point and laugh
Nathan Johnson
Matthew Brooks
>only cowards carry
Seems the opposite to me desu
Nathan Richardson
Parker Richardson
Bin sportswear.
Anyone caught wearing cheap sportswear and not going to or coming from sports centre £200 fine.
Wyatt Rodriguez
>a screwdriver is same as knives and others
Jackson Perry
holy shit england you guys must be completely apathetic
police state
Isaiah Ross
Why do Brits allow this crap?
Chase Anderson
God bless the Queen! If someone got a 'old of dese who knows 'ow many shrubs an' weeds woulda been 'urt!
Nolan Powell
Xavier Miller
Matthew Lee
Brayden Ward
Isaac Wilson
>tfw want an hero
>take screwdriver
>fail
Carter Diaz
Jace Cox
Holy fuck, is the UK the first far-leftist safe space in country form? Not even Sweden is this cucked.
Aiden Gomez
Fuck desu this is my area, glad I’m safe now
Brandon Williams
Literally useless fucks going on a scavenger hunt, finding old gardening tools and then posting it on social media in some pathetic excuse to justify their job.
What a sad state of affairs.
Cooper Smith
Kayden James
Eli Thompson
This can’t be real
Nathan Hughes
>only cowards carry
Try calling Muhammed and Abdul "cowards" when they flash their knives in front of you. See where that leads.
Jace Hughes
>only cowards carry
How does that apply to rapes?
Jack Price
James King
Do you have a license for that Spoon?
Christopher Harris
Don't let your guard down. There may still be a nail clipper out there.
Lincoln Ross
No
Jacob Smith
Oi haven a fuckn laf
Hudson Jones
Caleb Brown
Even if that's not real it's great KEK
Samuel Baker
Dylan Cook
Newbury is my old hometown. I left to travel for a few years and when I got back it had turned into a pit of Heroin addicts. Even Reading called Newbury 'Brown Town'. Good thing these cops are looking for scissors on bushes though!
Jaxon Johnson
Jace Cooper
How much more abuse can the British people take?
Justin Peterson
>British
>people
pick one
Ian Gray
Caleb Lopez
Angel Smith
Jacob Brooks
Lincoln Bennett
Aaron Smith
Nicholas Peterson
David Taylor
Cooper Mitchell
This was funny at first. Now I just feel bad for them.
Isaac Kelly
Bloody 'ell this must be assault bread, I'll 'ave to bin this roight quick
Michael Jenkins
don't worry user, the ride is just starting.
Joseph Howard
haha kek BIN that knife! but seriously we can't let Brits have control of the small tools
David Morris
Samuel Morales
Joseph Rivera
James Lewis
Leo Smith
Are we doomed anons? Like, is this the end of the white race? The final days?
Jackson Bennett
a lot of this has to be fake news... it has to be...
Andrew Thompson
Wyatt Flores
>very violent revenge
ABBRUABBRRRRUPFFFFFFFFFFGRASKAGHHL
Ryder Moore
Bros won't be able to eat steak pretty soon
Gabriel Barnes
Wtf does the cookie monster have to do with this?
Brandon Evans
Someone tell me it is before I blackpill. I can't be angry anymore. I'm tired guys. I don't know if I can keep going. I watch the world around me as people become more and more idiotic. (In the literal sense.)
Parker Howard
some user told me once that one or two of them are. I still can't tell which ones.
Zachary Adams
Benjamin Fisher
Brayden Robinson
HAHAHAHA
WHITE PEOPLE BEING DISARMED BY JEWS
HAHAHAHAHHAHAA
Gabriel Collins
the reddest pill is black user.
Adam Parker
Henry Foster
Is that a piece of lego?
Tyler Reed
Thomas Bennett
Grayson Reed
But if everyone gives up then everything my fathers worked for would mean nothing. My heritage, my people, my culture, all gone and soon my country with it.
Matthew Wilson
Why don't you stab your leaders?
Jaxson Miller
Parker Powell
Thomas Cox
What good are heritage, people and culture when the last star has burnt out?
Angel Bailey
No I'm not gonna black pill. I just need to sleep and in the morning I'll be as optimistic as ever. Night.
Tyler Gomez
Jacob Hernandez
What are Brits doing on a daily basis? Hunting Frankensteins monster?
Just end yourself you pathetic excuse of a country. Empire my ass.
>b- but we won WWI AND II!!!
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
Brandon White
Josiah King
Owen Allen
Juan Phillips
That's why I believe in an afterlife user.
Jeremiah Moore
why are englishmen so obsessed with asain weaponry
Noah Watson
>April 1
>2018
>UK
I'm conflicted. At this point how does one know if it's satire or not?
Jason Stewart
Nathaniel Lopez
Because they're wicked instruments of death. Surely such a country that would devise these weapons would be rife with murders and crime.
Carter Ward
shit that one belongs in JUST/Sweden
Parker Nelson
"MPSSpecials"? Is he a wee brain?
Wyatt Cook
Camden Turner
Elijah Williams
Chase Barnes
Jose Foster
>cowardly to defend oneself
Andrew Barnes
Luis Garcia
THAT'S IT. THIS STEPPING OVER THE LINE!
GARDENING RIGHTS SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!
RAKE WAR NAO!
James Nelson
Adam Green
>go to surrender your knife
>get arrested for having a knife
Benjamin Thomas
Can someone tell me why UK police feel so obligated to post them confiscating gardening tools and butter knives on twitter? They are so smug and superior about it.
David White
How are they suppose to cut the food?
Jason Robinson
everyone knows it's secretly the Canadian Illuminati, trying to put off the day of the rake as long as possible.
Joshua Gomez
>day of the rake has been cancelled as the rozzers has confiscated all rakes
Brayden Nelson
>be me, hapa
>white skin black hair green eyes best coloration
>white gf also with green eyes
>shoot guns, specifically AR pattern rifles, because I know how to maintain them
>do archery
>own multiple well kept knives, for kitchen shit, gutting, rope, etc
>live in a peaceful neighborhood with other whites, asians, and hapas
>almost everyone is brown eyed
>most people either share my interests or like them
Blue eyes are a sign of mental defects in other animals. It's time to recognize that they are a hallmark of insanity in humans as well.
Ryan Johnson
Checked and real tweet
Brandon Lopez
Thanks for the laugh