PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL /ptg/ - OVERTIME LEWD HOURS EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania host Easter Egg Roll 4/2/18
youtu.be/x0o2KDmtI78
>FLotUS Melania Easter Reading Nook 4/2/18
youtu.be/SxRbG0s2420
>WH Easter Egg Roll (complete) 4/2/18
c-span.org/video/?443318-1/
>HUDSec Sleepy Ben on Fair Housing Act 4/2/18
youtu.be/sdrjLEv4ajw
>Sarah on F&F 4/2/18
youtu.be/AsXu0aI8-gk
>Eric/Lara on F&F 4/2/18
youtu.be/UA6mBwpTA-g
>SurgGen Adams @APHA Natl Public Health Week 4/2/18
c-span.org/video/?443317-1/
>StateDep Readout Heather on Economic &Biz Measures 4/2/18
youtu.be/1atDfp280kw
>WH Easter Egg Roll Readings 4/2/18
>Bunny Hop Stage w/US Army Band
youtu.be/n0uI5rVB9yw
>WH PressSec Sarah Sanders
youtu.be/aaASOwbvJCM
>KAC
youtu.be/zrhU0122mSo
>TransSec Chao
youtu.be/77HEPxPTFq4
>Susan Pompeo
youtu.be/ngzBiOiRuo0
>Small Biz Admin McMahon
youtu.be/VI3-8gGO37Y
>DNI &Mrs Coats
youtu.be/PmCZVTxBFOY
>Gen Kellogg Jr
youtu.be/aayyecQsK-0
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/Barron arrive in DC 4/1/18
youtu.be/_vZRT0dYjyA
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania departing Palm Beach FL 4/1/18
youtu.be/XP_ZrGSZGZo
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/Tiffany attend Easter Services 4/1/18
youtu.be/dMdkzKZY8YE
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #49 3/31/18
youtu.be/wIZo0rqJCVo
>Pres Trump Delivers Passover&Easter Message 3/30/18
youtu.be/zrcrcrYWRn0
>This Week @State 3/30/18
youtu.be/zIrFPcS8i7M

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/sep/20/refugees-manus-island-nauru-resettlement-us
youtu.be/IaDt9T7BF38
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youtu.be/9bnoOounHAc
youtu.be/gCSWbTv3hng
youtu.be/SLhEoOQhsVw
federalreserve.gov/aboutthefed/section7.htm
redstorm2018.wordpress.com/2018/04/02/the-importance-of-a-message/
youtube.com/watch?v=ron2gvmybuc
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

THE LEWD NEVER STOPS AT THESE HOURS!

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...

to whoever was lukeposting earlier

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WAHEY!

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This is a chekist thread, only chekist posters are allowed

Some people don't learn from the Trump Curse's first strike

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sauce or gtfo

>Trump is protecting U.S. industries with tariffs against china
>chinks are only retaliating against industries that notoriously hire illegal immigrants over Americans.

Chinkers need more practice with this trade war concept.

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I randomly got that after eating half of a mcchicken in high school lol. Retarded ER kept me waiting for minutes while we thought I was having a stroke. One week of teachers and students making fun of me later, it went away. Really weird stuff, supposedly it's usually pregnant chicks who get Bell's Palsey

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Thanks for baking, my friend. Why'd you (You) yourself?

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Some learn they cant be stopped

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WAHEY!
theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/sep/20/refugees-manus-island-nauru-resettlement-us

>the guy who let the Jews rape Star Wars rather than declining their offer
>thinks I care what he thinks

So you think you're hot shit dont'cha? You think you’re "red pilled" and "woke" to events going on in the world today? Well settle down there nu-fag, you aint seen nothing yet.
This compilation of videos is what I call Red-Pilling 101. If you havent seen any of these videos you are a fucking shill and need to neck yourself. This is the war right here. Educate yourself. You have been warned.

1 youtu.be/IaDt9T7BF38
2 youtu.be/iFDe5kUUyT0
3 youtu.be/djwPqAJ_3GY
4 youtu.be/YDYfyAQ8lUI
5 youtu.be/LPjzfGChGlE
6 youtu.be/85BKDj_1vVU
7 youtu.be/BO3CxYj0mP4
8 youtu.be/9bnoOounHAc
9 youtu.be/gCSWbTv3hng
10 youtu.be/SLhEoOQhsVw
Make Israel Great Again!

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I have no idea what the hell happened there. Blame it on sleep deprivation, user. I'm going though so take care gents.

ATTENTION, THIS BAKER IS LEAVING (you) FOR LUCID DREAMS IMMEDIATELY
>NOT A DRILL
NOT A DRILL
>NOT A DRILL
NOT A DRILL

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>saves face
>moderated response
China is currently playing it smart, this is giving Trump a "free punch"

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Be a shame if someone
BLACKED it

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The real red pill is learning enough to realize you were wrong then moving on with your life instead of becoming addicted to learning controversial opinions on the internet

I only trust posters with at least 3s

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What reason did they give for asylum? I don't remember any fucking wars going on in Nauru.

federalreserve.gov/aboutthefed/section7.htm
Im going to hijack your threads now.
:)

Kek No worries. Have a good one, man!

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Black countries are shitholes so they always need asylum

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Any good newer movies?

>posting is hijacking
>your
You must be 18+ to post here

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Triumph of the will

Just woke up, is the spic horde still BTFO?

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Jumanji, KG is bestgirl

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Kid, go to bed. You know nothing about politics.

Life as a House, since Star Wars cane up. Watch it and you'll understand why George Lucas wanted a fucking leaf to be anakin skywalker. The ending is a little too cheesy but there's boobs

Or just watch "Can't stump the trump" all the way to when the absolute madman actually did it

you too, my darling.
>remember to LUCID DREAM tonight everyone
>if you can imagine it, it can become real in the dreamscape
>this is not a fucking joke!

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>Fuck your Second Amendment
>our rights are being violated!!!
I hate these fuckers so much.

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Personal insults and emotional responses are signs of cognitive dissonance

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>ID: D0oM
I guess it's all over for us...

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Medium BTFO. mexico will take a bunch, jews plan to push on with the rest because they promised the poor blacks american gibbs

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Can't fucking work

What am I looking at

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oh no I can't bring my dildo's and thongs and tampons in my backpack!

>Triumph of the will
it's literally described as propaganda.

watched it yesterday. wish something else similar was out
really? she looks like the girl from doctor who. I do recall now that I'm not caught up on the series.

never got into star wars, i like the whole force/darkside as a modern religion of sorts tho

What's wrong with tampons?

her glasses are terrible, if those don't have a HUD then she's legitimately retarded for that choice

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Checked and life as a house is about a guy who gets cancer do forces his degenerate son to spend summer building a house with him. As for religion, Buddhism is about as close as we get to the force
t. Buddhist

wait. do all schools have to have see through bags now?

Annihilation.

checked, kek likes buddhism. weird

do you know how they work?

looks scary, i was recommended it b4. will download then.

Funny how you don't hear Trump bragging about the stock market now. Must be too busy trying to deport all of them Mexican Welfare Babies.

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Hey, I've seen this guy before...

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It has some of the most disturbing imagery and metaphysical implications in quite some time.

It is, she plays nebula in Guardians of the Galaxy too. Jumanji's decent desu but not amazing, probably one of the best video game movies though

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The yes should also be a trap because if they lie on the census that is a crime for which they can be deported

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Yes, what's wrong about absorbing waste before it naturally exits your body?

Side argument: if society overwhelmingly says tampons are fine then why should they not be allowed?
>inb4 society doesn't decide right an wrong
We are talking about tampons, not gay marriage

Don is really making my job (Amazon) suck dick right now. I mean, it sucked dick anyway, but corporate must be freaking out because shit's gotten really fucking stupid in the last week.

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I watched guardians of the galaxy twice and recall none of it, must have been a terrible movie.
Grr... I guess I'll watch it then. I hate to fear but if Ex Machina wasn't enough to give me anything but bad dreams then this should be okay..

brap

Lol

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It's why the question terrifies Democrats.

Either they lose power in congress or their illegals commit a crime which would make it easier to deport them, losing them potential voters which also loses them power in congress.

It's a lose-lose situation.

> Liberals still have selective reading capabilities
shock

I hate liberals in all forms. Send them all back.

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>jumanji
>video game movie

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There is no kek or you to like or like anything. There is only chaos. But humanity is a species that had to develop ways to interpret the universe so we could make sense of it and reproduce, so we don't perceive the universal oneness. Kek blesses buddhist posts because he is winking that chaos is the one eternal truth

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Yupp, great stuff. After he busts this monopoly then nobody will EVER be able to say Trump isn't doing shit.

Exciting

>YOU'RE AN ANTI-SEMITE!
okay, look, here's me going to a left wing jewish organi-
>NO CORBYN YOU HAVE TO SUPPORT NEOLIBERAL ECONOMICS TO NOT BE ANTI-SEMITIC
loving this commie faggot more and more with the way they're treating him

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Jumanji is copy-paste from pitfall

BR2049

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BARRON IS NOT FOR LEWD

>tfw he's starting to sport the Dylan Roof haircut
>tfw he was /our guy/ all along

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The Supreme Court held:
(1) The Second Amendment protects an individual right to possess a firearm unconnected with service in a militia, and to use that arm for traditionally lawful purposes, such as self-defense within the home.
(a) The Amendment’s prefatory clause announces a purpose, but does not limit or expand the scope of the second part, the operative clause. The operative clause’s text and history demonstrate that it connotes an individual right to keep and bear arms.
(b) The prefatory clause comports with the Court’s interpretation of the operative clause. The “militia” comprised all males physically capable of acting in concert for the common defense.

The Antifederalists feared that the Federal Government would disarm the people in order to disable this citizens’ militia, enabling a politicized standing army or a select militia to rule. The response was to deny Congress power to abridge the ancient right of individuals to keep and bear arms, so that the ideal of a citizens’ militia would be preserved.
(c) The Court’s interpretation is confirmed by analogous arms-bearing rights in state constitutions that preceded and immediately followed the Second Amendment.
(d) The Second Amendment’s drafting history, while of dubious interpretive worth, reveals three state Second Amendment proposals that unequivocally referred to an individual right to bear arms.
(e) Interpretation of the Second Amendment by scholars, courts and legislators, from immediately after its ratification through the late 19th century also supports the Court’s conclusion.
(f) None of the Court’s precedents forecloses the Court’s interpretation

>doctor who

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In my imagination that's one lucky sob but in reality that's probably land whale feminist poots so I hope the kid recovers someday

'video games become real movie' is what I meant
the board game turns into a possessed game cartridge

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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Rabbi Shekelstein The Wise?


I thought not. It’s not a story the Goyim would tell you. It’s a Jew legend. Rabbi Shekelstein was the Noselord of the Jews, so powerful and so wise he could use Shekels to influence the midicurrencies to create profits… He had such a knowledge of the nose side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from financial ruin.

He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his shekels, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his nose everything he knew, then his nose devoured him in his sleep, transforming himself into Ouroborostein; The Jew Who Eats His Nose.

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Holy shit /ptg/ still exists
This brings back memories I use to post here in my childhood days
You guys still have the same links in the OP too
And that awoo poster is like 50 now
Just thought I’d say hi to everyone
Well gotta go with my wife and kids now we still vote right thanks to this place
Bye /ptg/ keep magaing and kekking

i love you all. Seriously I do. Au Revoir my beautiful

>Voting for the Fabian Society
Good job, have another Sadiq Khan.

Ironic. He could Jew others... but not himself

>that'ssodisgustingomgwhydotheydothis.
the propaganda to brilliance ratio has got to be outrageous for something like that to air.

RIP

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I hate these fucking retard jew brats, with ZERO understanding of the erosion of the Bill of Rights for "safety".

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redstorm2018.wordpress.com/2018/04/02/the-importance-of-a-message/

RED STORM ALERT
RED STORM ALERT

One of the people who manages Red Storm with me wrote this op-ed, check it out

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>Jumanji is a 1995 American fantasy adventure film directed by Joe Johnston. It is an adaptation of the 1981 children's book of the same name by Chris Van Allsburg.
That makes more sense

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Go to sleep already.

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b r ap pppppp

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>Pitfall! is a video game designed by David Crane for the Atari 2600 and released by Activision in 1982. The player controls Pitfall Harry and is tasked with collecting all the treasures in a jungle within 20 minutes while avoiding obstacles and hazards.

Pleasant dreams.

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Jesus I thought the best girl shutout was in error, this picture though... hope that she'll be replicated as a model for potential AI hologram GF.

>Karen Gillan posting
NOW we're talking
youtube.com/watch?v=ron2gvmybuc
They fear his commie nationalism (has supported Brexit in the past, nationalising a lot of things, etc etc). I'd never vote for his party (especially because his sheboon ex girlfriend runs the immigration policy and wants to ban deportation)
Is it possible to learn this power?

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They both involve jungle hazards, they are otherwise unrelated. Why do you believe this

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Fuck off, Fabian Society nigger.

Fuck that commie.

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Did you ever play Pitfall on snes?
You would fight jaguars and shit

Okay senpai.
>although you did push the idea that I should smoke cigs and stay up and ignore wagie jobs though...
>no I shouldn't. I don't wanna miss you guys.

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Not for a goy