Bong please explain me this

Even India is ragging on the motherland hahahah
>Can't spell cuck without the uk

Shut up spaniard UK has more inbred mudslime unlike paki we Indian only go there to buy their big automobile company

LURK MOAR

Bin those pruners

Please tell me this is fake.

Trump seriously needs to tweet about this at some point.

The fact you even need to ask is the most damning thing.

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>britbong make pointy, sharp objects illegal
Wew lad, wonder how long it takes untill they start "finding" and cutting off your dicks.

Holy shit this is actually real.

>ban guns
>ban pointy sticks
>higher murder rate than NYC

Holy fuck garden tools in a garden? Lock him up for life.

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>freedom of speech
>In India

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Laughing stock

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>3 of the 4 items clearly for gardening

The motherland is done for

POO

You know your country is cycled when India laughs at you

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Cucked*

Reported to westminster police for hate speech. Enjoy your prison time faggot

Why are British women so violent?

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Neck yourself Shlomo

Paki, indian, who cares, you run the same business, you look and smell the same.

Petri dish USA is just as much at fault for her

Wow could they emasculate the British "man" anymore?

POO

Inshallah

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Is the UK even worth saving at this point or just pray for the next plague?

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PPFFTTT BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>A man can defecate in public is a freedom of expression.
Y'know what? Just this one time, in light of OP and the general state of bongland, I'll respect this.

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did they check with the groundskeeper first

to be fair, the tweet says 'recreation ground' which suggests it's a public park.
looks like some idiot council 'gardener' has left their tools in one of the borders.
hardly a police matter, but at least the rusty knife isn't there for somebody's kid or dog to stumble upon.

>you look and smell the same.
(((((Multiculturalism))))) have already reached spain you need to get more culturally enriched

I'm opting out of this fucking madness,
These pricks spent 40 years letting little girls get raped by Pakis and all they could come up with is they deserved it...

Hope to fuck one of the Supers little girl is gangbanged byPakis , just fuck these pricks now and forever ,Amen

Absolutely brutal
Lmao

Please kys retard

PAJEET POO

why do you british have so many butter knives thrown in the bushes? I see this shit like everyday now

Kek
> so this is what part and parcel looks like

You can call me just poo

i'm not the poo lacking in basic reading comprehension

why do you british have so many butter knives thrown in the bushes? I see this shit like everyday now
> oy because thet don't have loicence mate. Butternife is considered as assault weapon in britain

Theyre like squirrels saving nuts for when they need them.

He's a barely sentient uppity thirdie what does he know about anything

Poo goes in all fields

was it ever?

Kek

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The plastic ones you get with take out. Metal ones I guess maybe people have them with them for lunch?

oi! you gott a loicense to think loik that?

So how do these sweeps work? Do they just go house to house, demand entry, and take anything pointy? Do they search everyone on the street and grab all metallic objects?

Haven't you got a call centre to stink out pajeet?

You're now entering sharia controlled zone.

They have to hide their cutlery in bushes. The police already did the kitchen sweeps.

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You need a loicence to enter sharia controlled zone

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as in the case of this tweet, it's almost always public areas they are referring to
>Do they just go house to house, demand entry, and take anything pointy? Do they search everyone on the street and grab all metallic objects?
no, they can't do that

But this isn't Kashmir?

I swear they believe butter knife fatalities will go down if EVERYBODY around has butter knives cause of muh deterrence or sth.
Fucking jackasses

most of these pictures show knives and spoons that look weathered and have been sitting in the dirt for a while. Do that many people just get stabbed in London and the attacker just buries the fork

Hordes of bobbies sweeping the neighbourhood with metal detectors

London is wet and miserable so I'd imagine things get muddy and weathered pretty quickly even if you just drop something.

Goddamn this is ridiculous

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So this is just whatever they dig out of public bins and bushes, without anyone nearby?

Lol our army literally kills mudslime in kashmir.
google.co.in/amp/s/www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/2018/02/kashmir-families-mourn-civilians-killed-india-army-180202184544763.html
> unlike in sharia controlled bongland where rapist pakis are set free for grooming and slicing your daughter

the bike wheel and stereo is over the top, they aren't paid to pick up litter
but if they are patrolling somewhere and see a knife or a hammer or can of petrol on the ground they can't exactly leave it there.
i don't know why the fuck they are tweeting about it though. just do your fucking job ffs

Sharia would be a good thing for London right now

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And after confiscating or you can say stealing other people tools cuck bong police even share the pic on twitter. Pathetic

that's my impression.
it's weird that they seem to have specific teams for it, rather than just being part of a regular patrol.

>weapons sweep
>old car cassette player
>a fuel canister
I literally cannot even... How did they even find that with metal detectors? What the fuck is going on?

immigrants find these tools and use them as weapons.

Sharia would be a good thing for London right now
> I know user but they still need loicence to practice sharia.

it makes sense that you have no problem with knives or giant rusty forks laying in public parks as you already shit in the street

Abdar bringin' the bantz

That's not how part and parcel works. In islamic caliphate of bong Immigrants are given free pass. They can randomly blow themselve up on the bridge or during ariana grande concert

daily "make fun of Britain" thread

twitter.com/MPSHackney/status/976405172078432256

>Today is @UN International Day for the Elimination of Racial Discrimination. 2018 Theme: Promoting tolerance, inclusion, unity and respect for diversity in the context of combating racial discrimination #StandUp4HumanRights @TwitterGov
>un.org/en/events/racialdiscriminationday/
Are they police or globalist propaganda outlet??

yes

Oy mate you need to insured your car otherwise it would be scrapped

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I see...

Btw, do you have a license to post on Jow Forums?
Why aren't you at work?
Should I report you to your local police for slacking off and hate speech?
Bind that butter knife citizen!

[spoiler]But seriously, I'm so sorry your country is going to shit.[/spoiler]

His country literally is better than the UK now

They have to pretend they're being useful and give all those diversity hires who sit behind desks something to do

car insurance is mandatory in india too you absolute cretin

I wonder if those stickers would wreck the paint...

But we are given warning and challan for driving uninsured car.
thisismoney.co.uk/money/cars/article-3819552/Police-raise-1-6m-selling-scrapping-uninsured-cars-2016.html

Oi m8, keyboard loicence please

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This

The U.K. has their police forces ignoring real crime and essentially just picking up trash.
What the hell? You once had an empire spanning the World.
What happened?

>memeflag
..and the bells were ringin'!

United Ireland now

Fine
Here
I'm one of yous

Any Brit sick of running away or sitting around waiting for the end, get in here.

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not even one link to the tweet you fucking stupid retards