>Hello sir, your names on my list - I need your guns sir
How do you really respond?
You're not REALLY going to do anything stupid are you?
Hello sir, your names on my list - I need your guns sir
Zachary Richardson
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Evan Gonzalez
Smile. Give 'em a rifle. Call the buddies, make a plan, wipe the gun grabbers out. Get my rifle back, plus a few more that the cops have.
Simple.
Repeat, as necessary.
Cops will find the patriot in them soon enough, Jackass.
Henry Wilson
That's a reference to your meme. It is literally a Jackass, for Andrew Jackson, who, unironically, you hate for driving out the 2nd Bank of the United States.
Landon Hughes
>planned for this in advance
>me and all my buddies are in the same house armed to the teeth
>tell cops they can't have them without opening the door
>they bust in
>we take out the cops and any other cops trying to get at us
>media calls us monsters and the reason why gun grabbing is a good thing
>fanatically look through the social media posts of every cop we've killed
>find anything that can be considered racist by the left
>find a post that says some black civil rights hero was imperfect
>bingo
>claim we're anti-fa and we've been using the second amendment against the right by taking out fascist nazi cops
>use post as proof the whole department in corrupt with people who believe money is a good thing
>call on every anti-fa member to join in
>war starts between two overweight, poorly trained, and mentally unhinged groups
>left is now defending gun ownership because they don't want to be disarmed in the middle of a civil war
>right wingers are still supporting it because they think they need to defend themselves from the left who are currently trying to figure out how to load caltrops into a shotgun
>mfw
Juan Mitchell
>know that police overwhelmingly support the 2nd amendment
>over 80 percent support conceal carry
>start up friendly banter with the cop
>we become friends
>he lets me keep my guns
>we spend our weekends at the gun range together
>we don't kiss though because that's gay
Kayden Hughes
I don't understand
How is this an issue for americans?
Do you actually need a weapon? Are home invasions that common in the United States?
I live in eastern europe and never experienced any violence on the street or at my home
Landon Williams
Fanfic when
Robert Morris
don’t worry about it gypsy
Logan Stewart
Not kissing your local cop, is like not tipping a good waitress
Owen Williams
Lost them all in a boating accident feel free to dredge the river though
Blake Scott
You have no idea about niggers
Leo Bailey
I'd probably rape her
Jacob Diaz
> cops knock on door
>GIBS GUNS!
>i lost them in a tragic boating accident
>W-what?! All 20 of them?
>yep
>W-where's your boat then?
>i lost that too
Cameron Wood
>Lost them all in a boating accident feel free to dredge the river though
this is what happened to my grandfather shortly before handguns were banned in britain.
Camden Barnes
top bait
Jaxon Bell
>How do you really respond?
Invite her in for some fuk. I'm not a goddamn savage.
Jacob Ward
Underrated.
Ethan White
Theres no firearm registry. How the fuck do they even know who has what?
Anthony Ramirez
they have already take my guns, my country and my pride. just waiting for them now to take my life
Anthony Rivera
Quit talking shit about it, try it and see. In the meanwhile, sage.
Joseph Rodriguez
Can’t you give them this and mill your 80%?
Angel Fisher
it is literally an epidemic
Liam Perez
Shout at them SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
I'm not American though, so it won't work. I'll probably be jailed for doublethink after too.
Zachary Wright
Hand over the registered guns
The unregistered are burried.
Recover the untraceable guns. Start the revolution
Jacob Perez
Every transfer from a FFL has a record.
Sebastian Butler
Don't open door for cops
1st word of confiscation the true Americans will bunker down.
You don't think they are not stocking up right now at this moment.
The police are severly out numbered for one. Just need enough people to resist and they will crumple up like a piece of paper.
Benjamin Nguyen
>You're not REALLY going to do anything stupid are you?
Born stupid :3
Jayden Reyes
Sorry officer I lost all of my firearms in a tragic boating accident
Christopher Foster
Number 1: This isn't going to happen overnight. So you will have time to prepare.
Number 2: Have a cheap POS that you can hand them on hand. Something like a Mosin or a cheap shotgun. Tell them you got rid of the rest.
Number 3: Proceed to InnaWoods whre you carefully buried your real weapons in an airtight storage container. An old refrigerator works well for this, especially if you have friends to help you.
Number 4: Begin guerilla warfare.
Just my 2 cents.
Brandon Russell
Haha Europe has more home invasions than the us per capita.
It's almost like the criminals assume you are disarmed and don't want to waste time looking for valuables when they can beat the info out if you.
Cameron Moore
You also don't have feral niggers running around your countries.
Xavier Thompson
6 12ga slugs, 1 low and left of the doorframe, one low and right, 4 through the door, itself. Fall back to funnel them into a hallway, dump 5 rounds of .30-30 to shock the point man, switch to AR to mop up.
If encounter finishes at any of these points, snag emergency bag, break down AR, and gray man the fuck outta there. The war, by that point, has already started.
Liam Cook
Come and get them
Jonathan Campbell
PPT in most states don't. Just sayin'.
Jacob Morales
europe is 700 million people with a fuckton of politically unstable states in if i were to even believe that for a second kek.
Isaac Foster
Josiah Nguyen
Gauging for reaction? Dat you NSA/CIA nigger.
Kevin Parker
Sorry I lost all my guns in a boating accident
Grayson Cox
>implying FFLs wouldn't frantically begin to burn records upon hearing of the confiscation news
Isaac Diaz
Just dismantle your guns???
Its not really a gun if its not assembled.
Bentley Lee
Dumb bitch, the Democrats were Conservative and the Republicans were liberal, then they switched. What does it matter?
Ian Diaz
It's because in truth YOU are the gypsy
Jackson Flores
Shiiiiieeeeeet
Easton Baker
>no firearm registry
you gotta be real simple to believe there isn’t a list of everything you’ve ever purchased
Caleb Myers
>We're nut giving up our means to defend ourselves to you fascists!
How does the government really respond?
They're not REALLY going to have a million Waco massacres, are they?
Jeremiah Fisher
>see the police coming to my house
>quickly leave through my back entrance
>get on my horse
>gallop throughout my whole neighbourhood shouting "the cops are coming!"
>call my buddies to rally militia units in one minute
>we meet at the town square armed with our rifles and form a line
>the police brings whole anti-riot unit and forms a line oppiste ours
>police commander calls us to lay down our arms
>a shot from unknow side is fired
>revolution starts
Thomas King
>knock knock
>boom
>next house
>knock knock
>boom
Every 3rd house goes boom
Grayson Green
Bottom of the lake.
Benjamin King
It's very easy to lose your weapons while enjoying a nice boat ride.
Colton Thomas
Slap her across the face and slam the door
Brandon Williams
A few of those and the police would throw up their hands and give up.
Good form sir
Jackson Reed
>Do you actually need a weapon?
Bill of Rights, not Bill of Needs. I have a right to life and with that comes a right to self-defense. Calling the cops and waiting 5-10 minutes in the fetal position is not self-defense.
Christian Garcia
Someone doesn’t know how firearms purchases in free states work.
Liam Bell
I bury mine in the desert desu only keep a couple in the house
Nolan Murphy
>"you know what I have and I'll happily use it on you, now back off "
>* doesn't know my two roommates and I have had a gun collection competition for the past 3 years and counting*
>"open up user or we will use force"
>"bring it on faggot, I hope you have steel balls, you're going to need them for cover"
>we trench inside the house
>*starts an epic massacre*
>I may or may not have access and knowledge on explosives
>blow up the neighbor's house, because he is fucking gay and some cops too
>Civil war 2.0 may arise from the ban itself, but I commit suicide anyway just for the lols of it when we get surrounded
>last words, "One nation under God, indivisible, except by fucking niggers and jews"
>*caps the skull with a desert eagle (or maybe a 500 magnum)*
If somehow I survived the shooting between cops and they lost my track, I would go after every fucking liberal, fed, dem politician, cop, literally anybody I know that caused this and while at it, lowkey some ethnical cleansing could happen by my area, ammo is irrelevant I can make my own if I had to.
James Flores
I don't answer my door. If they kick it down, well, they better be prepared to fight their way out of an inferno.
Christian Rodriguez
>You're not REALLY going to do anything stupid are you?
heh heh heh
William Perry
Proceed to get shot when I resist.
Cops here have shot people over a lot less.
Jaxon Cruz
I lost all of mine in a tragic boating accident
Christian Smith
Jaxon Johnson
>when t.v license inspector arrives but the muslims don’t have their t.v license...
Hunter Gutierrez
have fun tossing the place i haven't cleaned up in a while. a long while.
Angel Sullivan
Bwahahaha, that's EXACTLY how I have planned to protect mine and make an example out of oath breakers. It's not illegal to hoard propane tanks ;)
Evan Scott
No sir, mr.fbi sir
Andrew Fisher
Tell them I lost them all in a tragic boating accident. But don't feel sorry for me, it was a hard taught lesson. I was out boating and cleaning my guns, as you do. I forgot the safety the gun discharged in my hands, blasting a hole in the boat. The boat sank, my wife bought me that boat, along with the guns.
The worst part is I had only gotten to the second gun so there are a good 19 or so of them down there unclean. I'd offer to help you dredge it out but I generally don't go down to the lake anymore, the loss of that boat really hit hard ya know?
Isaac Carter
>how do I respond?
David Sanchez
if you want to dig through all this shit go ahead. i can't find anything.
Hunter Hughes
Whats with the boating accident meme? I thought the whole point of guns is using them for shit like this.
Levi Bennett
I love it when people tell me irl that you can't guns here when I had family run guns for the IRA and I know for a fact a decent chunk of it ended up in this part of England. That's ignoring all the Yugoslav gear floating around as well.
Carson Sanders
Police have a historical track record of refusing to enforce blatant gun grabs, so I don't see this happening.
Austin Fisher
Uh, I have no trespassing signs and locked gates. Also, I live in America.
Hudson Foster
oh are you the guy with that giant fucking pile of small propane cylinders laying in the field next to the highway?
Man if you were in Iraq they would nuke anyone that went near that fucking thing.
Joseph Hughes
>not losing them in the river
Wyatt Murphy
>Do you actually need a weapon?
>need
Angel Kelly
But the government doesn't know about any of my guns. Never had a background check in my life, pinko.
Julian Bailey
I don't live by rivers that reach the sea and we have beavers in the lake by my house, making it a protected area they can't dredge. But people are welcome to raft around and boat, as long as they stay away from the beavers.
Some beaver somewhere has better home security for his dam that I have for my house now.
Juan Nguyen
It is legal to use deadly force against an unlawful arrest right?
Nicholas Wright
What is recently going on in America about grabbing guns?
Ethan Sanders
LEO here, you guys realize that you wouldn't win in a situation where confiscations begin, right?
Confiscations, done after buybacks to attempt to provide compensation, would come with attached warrants. We wouldn't need to knock, we wouldn't need to ask to look.
And for those planning on "losing" them, it's a felony under US maritime law to fail to report a lost firearm in a maritime accident.
Just some tips. Go along with the law, don't fight it. Don't be niggers, right?
Leo Turner
>700 million people
What does that have to do with "per capita"?
Xavier Lewis
Damn straight. Also, they're fucking mine. I'd do the same with my house, my car, hell, my fucking shoes. I bought em, they're paid for. If you want my shit, you better claim that loot after you win, because you're not taking my shit without a fight. Im considering saying fuck my property taxes on my shitty land in the country. Let's see what they really do to me on that one. Gonna kick me out of my house? That shit will be on the news.
Brayden Cruz
Did the cops not renew their shelf license or something?
Grayson Walker
You don't know shit. Even as a MDfag I can get guns legally without background checks or receipts.
Matthew Sullivan
If you ever have to call and wait for the police it's already too late especially here.
Luke Miller
Depends on the situation. Police need a warrant to enter private property. There was some story about a guy who killed some police in a no knock raid in the middle of the night. Forgot the outcome. My state has stand your ground laws.
Jack Lopez
>Special Agent Hernandez, fresh from the academy, attempts a fresh approach to gun grabbing counterintel for the Agency
Hudson Hernandez
Fuck off.
Christian Collins
we lost it while boating, but the boat wasn't on the water, it wasn't a maritime accident.
>LEO here
>meme flag
>calls us niggers
Nice larp anyway
Owen Cruz
The point of the lists is they can make you a criminal for NOT turning them in to your local workers party regional office for diversity and inclusion or whatever. Then they can nab you at the grocery store or pumping gas or get you fired because you're a de facto criminal who never turned them in.
Jose Perez
Shooting cops never looks good for you unless you can prove the cop was being an asshole bigly. If you're not a nigger you seldom have to deal with them anyways.
Isaac Peterson
I hope you're first in the stack, faggot. More likely, you'll be shuckin that uniform off as quick as you can like the Panamanians did, and run for the hills.
Evan Nguyen
Says the neighbor to the town rapist
Nathan Ross
Must be going through lean times with all the diversity marches and bike wheel confiscations they have to budget for.
Brandon White
Sorry meant per se not de facto
Aiden Davis
I don't have any now fuck off ye cunt before i put a 24 in ya arse!
John Walker
>implying normal life would continue if large scale confiscations started
Elijah Ortiz
I show her my gun
Andrew Carter
By the time this happens you've probably been replaced by local party leader Jamal. If you actually believe this leftist stuff you are shilling, youll be a potential instigator and removed from any position of power where you could become So we chanted with the actual real world results of leftism. Study bezmenov. This doesnt end well for the first wave of proponents.
Aaron Moore
bots r gay
Nathan Gray
*disenchanted