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>a fucking mustang
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>put huge fuckoff engine in crown vics and buy brand new Chargers that can go 203mph
>add 140mph speed limiter for safety
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>older-model mustang
what, you thought some they were talking about some secretary special was flying at 150? fuck off, newfag.
I have a GT 350 in parts I've never got round to putting together.
What's one of them with authentic everything but interior and engine worth?
(I have a block for it but it's a copy/pattern)
>a stretch of interstate where speed limits drop "to account for dangerous curves."
>Yeah, that's where our brave boys in blue like to hang out.
Jesus Tittyfucking Christ I curse these people.
"Oh God, a curve! I might have to *gasp* fucking steer my car, whoa nelly, hope to God I can turn my fuckin' steering wheel and make the fucking car go down the road! Ahh! Ahhh! Curves in the road! Ahhhhhh! How am I supposed to steer when the road gets all curvy???????!?!?!?!?!?! Whoa Jesus, I was already cruising with my thumb up my ass going ten miles an hour under the speed limit when we were going straight, I guess I'd better decelerate down another 10 or 20 to compensate for these DANGEROUS CURVES, oh my Christ!
Sweet Jesus, Joseph and Mary, how do those NASCAR drivers do it? How do they turn their cars and make the cars follow the track when it curves? Boy, you'd really have to be a professional to navigate such a complex maneuver.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I CURSE THESE PEOPLE ALL TO HELL!!! LEARN TO DRIVE, LEARN TO STEER, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SLOW DOWN, PULL ALL THE WAY OVER INTO THE TURN LANE BEFORE YOU HIT THE GODDAMN BRAKES YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT CURSE YOU CURSE YOU CURSE YOU!!!!!!!!
SLOW DOWN A WHOLE GODDAMN LANE OF CARS BEHIND YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING TURN AND YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO MERGE INTO A GODDAMN TURN LANE!!!!! CHRIST! KILL THEM!!! CHRIST!!! KILL THEM!!!!
I AM NOT THE DRIVER OF THAT MUSTANG, GOD BLESS HIM AND CHRIST ASSASSINATE EVERY COP WHO TRIES TO STOP HIM, BUT I'VE BEEN DOING THIS MORE AND MORE, SPEEDING ON PURPOSE TO SHOW PEOPLE WHAT'S POSSIBLE.
I REALLY HAVE GREAT VISION AND REFLEXES, I THINK FAST AND I RECOGNIZE PATTERNS QUICKLY. I'M REALLY AN EXCELLENT DRIVER AND I EARNED THAT, I MADE MYSELF INTO THAT. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO BE STUCK IN TRAFFIC BEHIND 95% OF PEOPLE WHO AREN'T EVEN LOOKING, THEY'RE ON THEIR PHONE, GOING BELOW THE SPEED LIMIT 'CAUSE THEY'RE SCARED, AND THEY SHOULD BE BECAUSE THEY FUCKING SUCK AT EACH AND EVERY SKILL INVOLVED IN DRIVING. THEY CAN'T STEER, THEY CAN'T GO, THEY CAN'T MAKE THEIR CAR GO DOWN THE ROAD, FUCKING EVER, EVER, NEVER GODDAMN EVER, AND I JUST BLAST PAST THESE FUCKING PEOPLE AND IF I DIE I DON'T CARE, I ONLY HOPE I'LL KILL A MILLION OF THEM WHEN I GO. KILL EM ALL.
Oh like that's stopped the cops before
At least this guy had the sack to fuck around with the cops first
Roads aren't paved like Nascar tracks you autistic faggot try taking a 50 mph bend going over 100 and be sure to livestream it. It's seriously fucking dangerous and you're going to crash and die unless your car is kitted for A class racing.
I ran from the police one time by pulling into someone's driveway and killing the lights.
Looking back on it I was dumb asf and avoided getting shot but I got away.
I also once in Texas was riding along and the cop pulled out way late but I still saw his lights so I just punched it. Turbo spooled up and he just couldn't hang. Got off the main road and took backroads home.
Texas has long ass open roads and too many cops.
>getting this mad
You seem excited about something.
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I think you missed the part where he recognizes patterns quickly. Seriously, get on his level.
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Buddy, I just feel it out, I feel my car on the road, I don't pay attention to my fucking speedometer, and I've never once crashed, so fuck you for assuming I'm some dipshit.
Let me tell you who I AM, MOTHERFUCKER, I'M THE GUY WHO COULD DO YOUR MORNING DRIVE, OR YOUR AFTER WORK DRIVE, OR ANY REGULAR DRIVE YOU DO, AND I COULD FUCKING GIVE YOU A FIVE MINUTE HEAD START AND STILL GET THERE BEFORE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER, THAT'S WHO THE FUCK I AM.
My morning drive is 4 minutes.
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No you don't.
Anyone who owned or acquired one or even inherited one in parts would know what they are worth roughly.
People and their car stories. "Oh yeah I got a hemi daytona in my grampa's barn...." kys
I could do it in three without even trying, but where the difference would really show would be in a drive of multiple hours. If we were to set off on a road trip, the little things I do and the little seconds and minutes I shave would only add up and multiply across a trip of several hours.
Motherfucker, I would commit time crime if I were to drive against you. Because I pay the fuck attention and I focus on what I am doing, I plot ahead, I anticipate, and I drive with purpose. That and that alone puts me ten thousand steps ahead of 95% of drivers on the road.
It's even worse when you have a new car with smart cruise control and lane assist. The car drives itself and I can avoid accidents without touching the brakes. Why should I get a ticket?
>le ebin pig meme
Even if you are your rocker. I agree.
I challenge you to The Cannon Ball Run.
>very fast muhstang moving at incredible hihg speed
You're making me a bit erect. If I were a faggot, I'd let you fondle and stroke my cock.
> Going more double the speed limit
Where my language gone?
Thanks, smart porker!
t. chevy homosexual gentleman
Can't touch this! MMM HM-M
Thanks, smart porker!
K, you had your (you), back to Hot Pursuit