OFFICIAL SEVERE WEATHER HAPPENING THREAD

Was truly one of our finer days. That night we were all blue sheds.

3 hurricanes last year, there will be 6 this year, with increased intensity, perhaps most, welcome to the grand solar minimum and lots of comfy threads with anons trying to sit them out in their bedrooms as the water level rises. Move away from the coast. Screencap this.

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>move away from the coast
Only niggers and Yankees fear the cleansing wind.

chances are you'll never see a tornado in your entire life

Take pics of the lightening user and post them.

oh no a bunch of rural redneck heroin junkies might get killed i'm so sad

Those hurricanes were being juiced by something other than warm ocean water.

To be fair it gets really fucking dark when tornado weather comes around.

Nashville user reporting in:
It is very windy. I have my guns ready to shoot all tornadic activity as it approaches my yard.

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Was his name Gary? He was a professional storm chaser who won a Grammy or whatever.

Jeff Piotrowski did the same stuff with Hurricane Maria while being at Miami. I don't think we've seen much of that.

Memphis here nothing is happening. Just a bit cloudy.

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I'm firmly in the red and fuck all is happening right now besides light thunderstorms.

Yeah, it was Jeff, that madman! Balls of steel, saving trucker's lives. Good times.

I'm 31 and I've seen three (one nearly ripped my childhood house apart) but I agree that the chances of a real HAPPENING tonight is basically zero.

I sense another hurricane to hit Texas this July, Houston directly this time and Louisiana.

Dare I say its "The calm before the storm™"

>*are basically zero.

I drank too much fermented Jew and my autism forced me to correct myself.

Put me in the screencap

McMinn county here, all is placid. The big westerlies always peter out before they get to us, but the freak storms always fuck us. The roof of my methshack is still partially damaged from the system that burned down Gatlinburg two Decembers ago, and Etowah is still a dump, Starr mountain be damned. Remember the Battle of Athens, okay? Drink your Mayfield.

>trusting a bongistani
No thanks.

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Yeah, the jet stream.

Don't have to trust me, the results will speak for themselves, welcome to the grand solar minimum.

Checked. Yeah, homosex.

Indy reporting. It's wet.

The storm...

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To be fair there's only one probability associated with a happening happening -
either the happening happens or it doesn't - so it should be chance, not chances.

Iowa reporting, its snowing today. Nothing happening-tier, just pissed that it's still snowing this late into the year

Checked and check out adapt2030 on YouTube, it's the grand solar minimum. This was the first year we dipped into it, hence the extreme cold in the Northern hemisphere, next year will be much worse.

>2 rounds of storms
Now, that's quite reminiscent of that one outbreak from last year (the February one that produced te EF4 of Perryville, IN)

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that's a normal day in kansas
youtube.com/watch?v=wLddoVgFOxg

Seymour, Indiana reporting. It's a big bunch of nothing.

The psychic vampire elite usingroup gay frog slaves to cloud seed with interdimensional toxins empowering their galactic pedophiliac cult, to exert control over pepsicorp that uses the ground up babies to worship moloch at bohemian grovery in hopes of spawning the antichrist. $60,000 in hotdogs.

weatherAnon here.

im in the yellow and waiting for this happening. 44 years ago there was a pretty big happening (as noted in the thread a couple of times.) Hopefully it won't be anything except a few nuked commies.

> watch the lightning: lightningmaps.org/#m=sat;r=0;t=3;s=0;o=0;y=33.958;x=-87.551;z=6;b=0.00;n=1;d=2;dl=2;dc=0;ra=1;
> watch the warnings: tornadohq.com/live/

Yeah that was fun
Right around when that guy climbed that crane? We had a little silver age.
There's always happenings. Where did that space station land? USA has that horde coming in.

Winter will seem to go on for ever this year and hit early again with a large increase In hurricanes, tornados and storms. Crop production is going to be hit hard worldwide due to cold events, not warm previous grand solar minimums include the Dalton, Wolfe and Maunder from recent history. Empires have fallen during these periods too.

What's your opinion on the sun forcing our climate user .

Is this a riddle or are you serious?
fucking stupid. I would say, if you live in the zone your going to see two tornados minimum in your life.

>44 years ago there was a pretty big happening (as noted in the thread a couple of times.)

The superoutbreak of 1974 is like the grand daddy of all tornado happenings. Between all the fuckhuge events like Palm Sunday 1965, Tupelo-Gainesville, the Tri-State Tornado, the happenings of 2011 (be it the Dixie Alley outbreak or the Joplin-Piedmont-El Reno sequence) even 1953 as a whole, it was a pretty big deal.

I would forget about all this political bullshit anons it's just a distraction with what's about to happen with the weather so you are not prepared. learn how to grow your food, it's going to be a bumpy ride for those who rely on the powers that be.
Ever thought they could be building the wall to keep you in ?

Can you refactor that question? I'm not sure what you mean. If you're just asking if the sun has an impact our climate? Of course, it does.

Tri-state was pretty fucking nuts. I'm glad to see other people know about these events. I'd definitely agree with you about 1974. 2011 was pretty fucking crazy, for me. Joplin was a real tragedy. Although, in terms of specific locations, look no further than Moore, OK. (If we're just talking about tornadic activity in general.)

In fact, one of these days, we're going to have another super outbreak and Moore is going to be the place to help crack the nut on a lot of the questions we have about them.

North central Ohio. Just chilly and drizzling here. Temp is sitting at about 50 F. Early morning snow tomorrow. Nothing out of the ordinary.

Would the lack of activity on our sun , lack of sunspots, flares etc have some effect on the jet streams and polar vortex ?

Is that common or are you just unlucky? With an average of ~300 tornadoes per season in tornado alley, chances seem pretty small given how big an area it is.

Definitely, I don't know how Oklahoma is still dodging a bullet even though 2011 was so kind of a missed call.

You had Joplin, then a few days later the Piedmont one (another EF5) then the two other EF4 that were borderline EF5 (Chickasha and Goldsby)? I don't why there's no archives of this particular event, that day was impressive.

One tornado I found some interesting reads was the Woodward, OK tornado of 1949 (?). I kinda want to read more on the Pomeroy in the 19th century and the Sneed, AR one as well.

Am in the red. am i fucked?

Can't see shit, but seems like we got our first tornado warning lads.

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Ah, I'm not really sure. There is plenty of implications that sunspots do have an impact on the jet streams as well as increasing volatility in the atmosphere.

One of the main problems though is that we can't really isolate the variables, so if I can be "autistic" about this, we have insufficient data.

Just keep your weather radio (if you have one) set to the local weather station, hopefully your phone is charged for alerts, also keep an eye on the news. As long as you've got a plan of what to do in the event of an inclement weather situation and act accordingly, you're fine.

In some locations, the local weather branches are terrible at archiving things. I'm sure if you dug around, you'll get more information. (For example, the San Antonio weather office is... really bad about responding to people.)

right...after passing "germantown"

Because it starts a little later

Get out NOW before it's too late!

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Probably more german than most of germany at this point, ahmed.

>Birmingham
>Montgomery
>Jackson
>Memphis
>Nashville
>Dayton
>Springfield
>St. Louis
>Columbus
>Cleveland
and nothing of value was lost

I remeber back in 2011 when 8 tornados went thru my state, and 1 went thru my city killing over 200 people. Stay safe user's.

Remember*

Lol Cape Girardeau right outside the red zone.
Bootheel fags BTFO

>North of Xenia
>April 3rd

Really made me think

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there were a few weak tornados where I live recently they were only ef0 and sounded loud as fuck

>tfw Cincinnati
Guess I'm fucked guys

What a pointless post by that guy
If it happened again THEN it would be worth reporting.

The idea is to build fear and people using his post as a point to induce more fear, drawing yet more clicks and making both his account/employer look good for ads.

:(

I live in a slightly tornado tornado prone area and I saw 3 just last year senpai.

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Who ATL here

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Yea, what a cunt.

Insurance user here. I manage Catastrophe teams. Looks like its gonna be a pretty dangerous situation. I don't know where I will wind up after today.

>tfw yellow zone

Whats the prognosis? Am I gonna get deaded?

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Ever thougtt this caravan maybe just bullshit and the troops are being sent to the border to stop you guys heading south when the weather turns to absolute shit and hence the massive push for gun control now ?

IT'S BEEN POURING FOR SIXTEEN FUCKING HOURS

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>mfw in the literal middle

I work in clarksville. Hopefully it's bad and I don't have to go to work tonight.

I was drunkensleeping earlier and there were some spoopy thunderclaps with lightning. Now its getting dark outside. I think death is surely coming now.

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What they apparently saw North of Xenia.

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Law enforcement confirms the tornado, near North Charleston

OW SHIT its tornado season! where is that french user

oh right on time, user. I'm pretty stoked for stormchase watching this season. any recommendations or sites?

a lot more tornado warnings are showing up

I've seen 2 growing up in Texas

There will be more than enough to go around, record tornado season by a long way coming up

This shit happens every year around this time are you guys retarded?

Any anons got any streams for the worse affected areas? I love watching storms. Stay safe burger fwends.

More than likely see a few on our shores this year user.

It's bizarre that it's storm season again considering it's snowing 6-10 inches here.

t. Wisconsinite

damn really fuck yeah. and there are a ton more storm chasers every year

Nashville checking in. Super sunny mid 80's fucking beautiful outsi...

SEMOfag here, kinda spooky.

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pretty much of my routine concerning tornado events are NOAA/SCP alerts, stormtrack forums, severestudios whenever a stream shows up...

for satellites

radar.weather.gov/Conus/full_loop.php
weather.us/satellite/880-w-341-n/satellite-superhd-1min.html#play

On side notes, for historical perspectives, wikipedia pages (whenever the articles are written for historical outbreaks), NWS pages.
One of my favorite blogs for history of tornado events are the Tornado Talk podcast, stormstalker and there's plenty of documentary out there (Tornado Video Classics one amongst others).

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this isn't a happening. this is april. are you not from this area?

severestudios.com/livechase/

This is all that I know of right now.

Just because it happens every year doesn't make it not a happening

What the fuck is wrong with Mississippi? Last two major storms fucked up the state and then fizzled out when they left, what about the terrain makes it butt rape central for weather?