In my youth, in the 1940's, my dad began the deliberate refining of the ravens, the aim being to grow the most spectacular large-sized individuals. He picked up eggs and stuffed them in the hatchery. The chicks were fed with quality loaves and weighed every day. Those individuals who grew fastest ever managed to keep on procreating, and others were released to nature. Over the years, the size of the ravens began to grow. When they were 9 pounds they lost their flying capability and the wings and tail began to crumble and the feet boomed. After my father died, I continued the project myself. Today, the largest ravens are 52 kilograms when adult. Their feathers have changed to a fine latex glossy drowsiness and is dull in color. The ravens stand humanlike in the upright position and the muscular upper part of their legs already corresponds to the thickness of the human legs. The wings are no longer in place, but instead are the short and strong hooks of remembrance of man's hands. The tail is completely gone and the cloaka has wandered to where it was before the tail. The nose is shortened and resembles a human being.
Since the beginning, the ravens have had in their shelter a radio for entertainment from which they have heard human speech. Later on, the radio was replaced by a television and then a computer with internet connection with large displays. Today, the ravens know two hundred words and are able to use them in the right contexts. The voice is metallic and shallow.
Male ravens are very aggressive. They try to mate every time a person enters a cage and without a long-handled brush or the like they are difficult to keep in check. The females are just gentle, but even the heat is constantly on. When people arrive at the scene, they often turn their backs as an offering so that the cloaca is exposed, and the muscles surrounding it shrink when the cloaka pulsates and flashes. The females like it when the cloaka is fingered and often begin to repeat the sentences they have learned from porn movies. If you lie down on the floor, the female immediately pauses and can position her cloaka anatomically right to the human genitalia, starting with the rhythmic and reciprocal movement. Even a small suction force is very strong, sometimes at a rate of up to 9 kilopascal / square centimeters. It is difficult for man to resist such forces. The project continues ..
I cant post anything concrete because I would get attacked by the church, now ive kept low profile and the times ive told about this people have thought im an old senile crazy man. But you are welcome to my farm if you want.
Samuel Phillips
I shall continue your great legacy started by your father. Let me know your info user.
Jace Price
You can find my farm in the eastern part of Finland, just start following the crows that will get bigger and bigger the closer you get.
John Garcia
On it. Buying my flight ticket right now. I look forward to becoming your apprentice.
holy shit, wtf is happening here? I've never seen seagulls do that. Did they get hit by some man-made soundwave technology and lost consciousness or what.
Kayden Thompson
Good point. Do they speak to you?
Easton Evans
you made me read all that shit nigger
Robert Perez
dude what the fuck is wrong with you
Aiden Fisher
>kilopascal / square centimeters
LARP
Jeremiah Martin
Nigga what the fuck ahahaha
Owen Gutierrez
My fuckin sides
Alexander Perez
In some way yes, they know basic sentences like "feed me" "give water" etc. and as said, they also copy sentences from movies, radio and internet.
Owen Clark
>female freaks out and gets all shooty >can't hit the broad side of a barn in a target rich environment
They have a field that was used in the past to herd cows, now they can go outside and walk around in the summers. During winters they are locked inside since their feathers changed so much that they no longer have the air insulation normal crows have.
Isaac Morales
Not me but its how I finance the farm.
Jordan Powell
>eat their flesh LOL. Oh, and here I thought they were doing it for style points.
I figured that's what it was but I've never seen seagulls do that. Crazy shit.
Men and women in high ranking occupations from pretty much the whole world, I cant give names or im a dead man.
Justin Anderson
Nice LARP
Waiting for pics
Josiah Cruz
Why the hell has this captivated me?
Asher Lopez
Croak...kill me please..croak...
Jason Russell
t h i c c
Mason Hughes
Whats your end goal? Are you still selectively breeding the fattest together?
Nathaniel Lewis
So only mentioned the female ravens' genitalia, I assume your female clientele comes to get fucked by the male ravens right? What are they like aside from their general demeanor that you mentioned.
Lincoln Anderson
Now im moving into breeding the most intelligent ones and also the ones that are getting lighter feathers, plan is to make them white/silver.
Nolan Green
do they have a long reaching, spiral dicks like the ducks?
Jose Walker
>Today the largest ravens are 52 kilograms That's 114.640376 pounds for Amerimutts that believe this is real
Juan Roberts
Some men also pick the male ravens and some women want the women ravens.
They are still pretty dumb and without human interaction will not speak. They cant use tools or anything like that.
Jordan Diaz
This is beyond inane. Saged
Brayden James
They look like those daggers you use to open letters.
Carson Nguyen
Ota lääkkees Matti.
Elijah Campbell
Raves are actually one of the smartest if not the smartest animal on this planet (other than humans). If one wanted to boost the intelligence of a certain species to test how far it could go, ravens would be the obvious choice. When you look at the way they are able to solve complicated puzzles you can't help but wonder just how conscious are these little fuckers. No other species comes close. Growing them might be a dangerous mistake OP.
You're Mom called and she wanted to know if your attending your psychiatric counseling sessions.
What should I tell her?
Asher Gonzalez
We need this edit fucking pronto, calling all draw fags
Jose James
The description states that they can both be found in urban environments and yet depicts the crow with a city backdrop and the raven with a forested one?
We have some ravens here at the village that hunt trash left outside, one day they tore our bags at the porch asunder, huge mess everywhere. Next week dad put the trash in our yard bin with a big stone over the lid, still ravens opened it and made a mess. Next week he put the trash for a while in the garage, we again found a mess and a fresh hole on the roof. I hope OP is training the best counter there is to subhuman invaders, or our own demise. I'm fine with both :DDD
You just said yo have sex with them? Wtf do you think this will lead to? Even with protection there is always a risk. stfu tigane, ai plecat la cules de portofele in italia?
Juan Barnes
I havent said anywhere that I have sex with them, I only fund the farm by selling services.
Ayden Allen
Soooo do you make videos I can find or whatever?
Not saying I'm into raven sex, but I'd need to see the videos for research purposes.
