Black people never invented anythin-

Copied the basic workings of a flamethrower in it's simplest form, and credited for inventing the squirt gun......yet they suck for making flamethrowers.

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>we invented the squirt gun
Bravo!

They invented aids so there is that.

You suck bbc right now, don’t you?

Funny how whites needed to steal resources and enslave Africans to do that.

Whats funny, is that everyone in this thread is less educated and significantly dumber than the Black NASA ENGINEER.

Kek, you guys pathetic and insecured.

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this style works better

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It's not our fault they couldn't defend themselves.

Bought, not stole. Faggot meme flag.

>enslave Africans
We didn't enslave Africans.

Africans enslaved their fellow Africans, and sold them to us.

You want to blame someone for enslaving black people? Blame niggers

A black man invented my wife's son.
Top that. You can't.

>hurr durr, the renaissance happened because of slavery

No, he didn't invent anything. This is an early commercial kid's squirt gun from 1977. We don't know who invented the very first squirt gun only that it was cast iron and referenced as far back as when Lincoln was president. Lonnie was a great engineer but ultimately his design is just a continuance of something invented a long, long time ago.

gizmodo.com/the-evolution-of-the-water-gun-1485589581

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>waaah the whites stole all those precious deep earth minerals the africans had no concept existed, and all they left behind in return were cities and agricultural systems and law

i made this

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honestly, not worth it at all

Pack it in boys, weve been btfo. Gamergate is over and we lost.

This.
You gooks are alright, don't go to Nigger Town tomorrow.

We didn't need to. We were just bored and we could.

Is that because only blacks are allowed to top her?

what did you make?

>This thread

How fucking insecure do you have to be to try this hard to discredit a simple fun "invention" just because the dude who made it happened to be black? Who the fuck even cares who created the super soaker or whatever the fuck that is.

It makes you all sound like a bunch of losers who probably can't come up with something yourselves, yet you can't fathom that an ebil black nigger dude can do something however simple it may be.

Fuck's wrong with you people

>No, he didn't invent anything.

Very few people invent anything under your definition of invention. All the parts to make a Super Soaker were available for over 2000 years. Lonnie was a great opportunist like all great inventors.

When I was a kid, we used to have these big super soaker battles in the street with all the neighborhood kids participating. One time we were doing it, and this giant fat Mexican, who was way older than the rest of us, and didn't have a super soaker decided to participate in the fun, and was just spraying everyone with a garden hose, and being a general dick. When I went to refill, I also had to pee, and I fucking hated this fat Mexican loser. So, in my 8 year old mind I decided it would be a great idea to piss in my super soaker bottle, and go spray that dude in his face. So I did. And it was fucking great. This was a long time ago, but I still remember his face. He was yelling
>Fucking stop it, user! I'm going to get you, you little shit
And the whole time I was just spraying my piss into his mouth.

-g useful.

So literally needed to become a rocket scientist to invent a fucking squirt gun?

how the fuck is that african history

>And the whole time I was just spraying my piss into his mouth.
Pretty hot

this

sure he stole the idea from a street shitter/asian or white guy.

Well, yeah... you want them playing with combustible shit or something?

Where do you think you are?

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Uh, you're going about this all backwards. He commercialized the squirt gun as a hobby. His real job was working on the Galileo spacecraft.

You mean kids or black people at the NASA?

Nippon bants are the best

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Danes made lego.
I shall worship danes. Wouldn't be a problem since I fucking loved lego since birth just take couple of moomins as tokens while you're at it.

He took a white invention and made it shoot water.

You know the first people to start slavery encourage slavery and use slavery to make money were the Africans them self's .

Black people been fucking each other over for centuries.

You would think niggers would have gotten tired of being hosed with water.

Whats the point of "creating civilization" if you let jews pull it from under you? Fucking queers

Based-Japan

sHUT THE PHUCk UP MUH NIGA
>IMANIFESTED.

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Never understood water guns. If you want to cool off you want to be shot so no incentive to run around. If you don't want to be shot then that's harassment. There are better ways to cool off than water guns.

>working smarter not harder is bad

Funny how you niggers were too weak to free yourselves and got dominated by a superior race. Do the world a favor and kill yourself you stinking inferior nigger ape TRASH.

Btw, no matter what you do in life you’re still just a worthless nigger

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whites invented cuckolding

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This is literally the only real black invention though.

He didn't uniquely combine those parts or invent a system that didn't already have wide usage. He did to squirt guns what Apple did to mobile phones; packaged something that already exists but with good marketing.

There was nothing unique or new about the supersoaker at it's inception beyond the marketing, which he was not in charge of.

I would assume you guys would at least have some dignity.

>Never understood water guns.

The incentive is to shoot other people.

I KILL YOU NIGA.
>hIDE YAH WIVES HIDE YAH KIDS.

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gooks are always based

>Black Guy
>Gun invention

In times of trouble you gotta go with what you know.

>squirt gun

how can Asians and Europeans even compete?

>muh peanut butter

You should nuke them once again. It seems to work

>probably can't come up with something yourselves
I came up with an argument. Where's yours? If anything I said isn't true you can easily BTFO of me right now. Do it.

Super soakers in the late 80's/90's were like crack. Every year t hey would make a stronger one. So you start with like the 20, then 50 then 100 and you think God damn thats huge and then they make the 200 which is twice that size and then there was a backpack one you only hear of as a rumor but never saw. Pic related is as high as I ever got.

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It’s not like the Africans knew what to do with the resources

The fact that anyone thinks anybody would be surprised by things like black inventors is in itself racist. There's got to be one or two niggers with 110+IQ afterall!

>jews who conveniently identify as white when they create shit
ftfy

> squirt guns existed since at least 1778
> nigger claims to have invented the squirt gun in 1991

Okay, true. The single black literal rocket scientist who invented the super soaker is smarter than everyone in this thread, I'll concede that.

But likewise, everyone in this thread is smarter than about 30 million of the 40-odd million niggers in this country right now, no contest.

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Yes, I agree. It is funny.

That doesn't give subhuman species or any other specie of man a right over them. cunt german..
That i love.
Very much

>we made civilization
Sorry, that would be Meds

Arabs and Turks enslaved a millions more and look at their desert shitholes. Slaves had nothing to do with the West's greatness.

This guy is legit cool as fuck

>liquidator of alien starballs

I've got this really nice boner now.

omg, quints and you speakith the truth.

>tfw never saw the backpack one.

>implying that's not white European

Now they magazines to train our children to be mass shooters

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yes, i also have severe autism and have never understood water guns

I remember being part of some sort of club, fuck if I can remember what it was for, but we had a huge super soaker fight in the woods one year and an adult turned up with that backpack thing

It was glorious

Please include Sub-Saharan African inventors without Western education

I had a backpack one and my neighbor got one of those lawn care pesticide sprayer backpacks that work exactly the same way, cleaned it out, and made my toy look like the cheap crap that it was.

Be glad you never saw them IRL. they suck. Just buy your kid the exact same thing from a hardware/lawn care store instead and paint it or something.

When they are worth something naturally you'll be dead.

He didn't even invent the super soaker...... Niggers fucking suck.

Funny how you're a faggot lying on Jow Forums and defending worthless niggers.

Also I never understood what the back bulb part of the 100 was for. Can anyone explain?

>whites built civilization because of slaves working the cotton fields

sure ...

I actually saw the backpack version.
Summer, 1994. Offspring playing. "Come out and Play"

Got wasted pretty bad by the kid wearing that fucker. I just had a 50 and a 150. And those hang-grenade water balloons.
My team won though. Turns out the tank makes you slow and eats up endurance. Takes time to load too.

>He didn't even invent the super soaker

Then who did, you dumbass? That's like claiming the iPhone was invented by Motorola instead of Steve Jobs because they made the first cell phone. Idiot.

If a supplier provides drugs to people that sell it on the streets they're both considered drug dealers

What do you mean you've never understood lazer projectile cannon water guns.

Don't forget that you're always the victim

Pressure vessel. The CPS system made it even better by using a rubber bladder.
The original SS50 stored pressure in the water tank.

I'm not arguing he did or did not come up with anything -- I don't care. I'm arguing it's weird you'd answer this seriously and defensively to what is obviously a silly bait thread.

Again, it makes you sound insecure.

Its literally not, its only white when you need it to be for an argument about so called white accomplishments

The patent says he did because his whole family are now rich as fuck.