/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - American Planning EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania host Easter Egg Roll 4/2/18
youtu.be/x0o2KDmtI78
>FLotUS Melania Easter Reading Nook 4/2/18
youtu.be/SxRbG0s2420
>WH Easter Egg Roll (complete) 4/2/18
c-span.org/video/?443318-1/
>HUDSec Sleepy Ben on Fair Housing Act 4/2/18
youtu.be/sdrjLEv4ajw
>Sarah on F&F 4/2/18
youtu.be/AsXu0aI8-gk
>Eric/Lara on F&F 4/2/18
youtu.be/UA6mBwpTA-g
>SurgGen Adams @APHA Natl Public Health Week 4/2/18
c-span.org/video/?443317-1/
>StateDep Readout Heather on Economic &Biz Measures 4/2/18
youtu.be/1atDfp280kw
>WH Easter Egg Roll Readings 4/2/18
>Bunny Hop Stage w/US Army Band
youtu.be/n0uI5rVB9yw
>WH PressSec Sarah Sanders
youtu.be/aaASOwbvJCM
>KAC
youtu.be/zrhU0122mSo
>TransSec Chao
youtu.be/77HEPxPTFq4
>Susan Pompeo
youtu.be/ngzBiOiRuo0
>Small Biz Admin McMahon
youtu.be/VI3-8gGO37Y
>DNI &Mrs Coats
youtu.be/PmCZVTxBFOY
>Gen Kellogg Jr
youtu.be/aayyecQsK-0
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/Barron arrive in DC 4/1/18
youtu.be/_vZRT0dYjyA
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania departing Palm Beach FL 4/1/18
youtu.be/XP_ZrGSZGZo
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/Tiffany attend Easter Services 4/1/18
youtu.be/dMdkzKZY8YE
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #49 3/31/18
youtu.be/wIZo0rqJCVo
>Pres Trump Delivers Passover&Easter Message 3/30/18
youtu.be/zrcrcrYWRn0
>This Week @State 3/30/18
youtu.be/zIrFPcS8i7M

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We are literally witnessing the active banning of guns in the US

AMERISHOOTS BTFO

>YouTube shooting leaves four injured, gunman dead

Lame. Can we get back to normal news.

MAGA
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COMMIES ARE GETTING REKT
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yeah good luck with that kike

Traps as always make superior women

VIDEO CONFESSION FROM SHOOTER
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THANKS FOR BAKING!

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The boys down in Theoretical Memetics have been working at it, but this is as close as they could get in only 2 dimensions

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Contraception is treason!

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ACTUAL OF IDENTITY FOUND

PIC RELATED

SUSPECT ENRAGED THAT THEY WERENT ON YOUTUBE REWIND 2017

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Lol
twitter.com/sdkstl/status/981263054804520961

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Nah

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It's 2018. In the current year we call them "gunwomen" now.

>Not refreshing the FUCKING PASTEBIN!!!

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AWOOOO

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>America has chaotic Army
>America elects chaotic President
like pottery

>(((flag)))

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And yet a "witness" said the shooter killed a person & shot at least 10 bullets into them

IT WAS KNACK'S REVENGE

>the perfect song doesn't exi-
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>fake tweet

This is like reverse bait.

You're welcome. Have Roosya's daily routine.
Sorry! Won't happen again.

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Lets get this over to Professor Hawki-

Oh :^)

I give that shooting a chocobo out of 5

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Must've confused reality with a movie he watched

LA HORDA BLANCA

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>How could this happen in CA? But I thought gun control works?
>1 death

Time to start shooting illegal aliens on the fucking street and sending the Mexicans and Muslims back in body bags.

>side ties
H-ha
HOT
HNNNNNGGGFFF

If you think the Second Amendment will be repealed in our lifetime you are off your meds, Jew.

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youtube.com/watch?v=GoXxdObGKuI

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Why? Did he delete it or did Trump turn off comments?

this reminds me of yankee doodle

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>female shooter
>1 death
>self-inflicted

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>the number of deaths is determined by the state in which the shooting occurred

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women! ha

What's up with this tranny Yugi stuff?

Indeed.
>and she wants YOUR kids

Nigger don't yell at me I made a mistake.

ATTENTION TrumpOP:
Just a formatting issue - you forgot to add today's date for label:
>U.S. Diplomacy Center’s 70th Anniversary of Marshall Plan Event

>and AWOOs are the only things that bring him joy

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>gun control makes bitches close both eyes to aim

Nah.

>We are literally witnessing the active banning of guns in the US
Quite the contrary. This will be the final blow on
> the problem isn't guns, it's men

Next it will be some minority and then it will ceased to be
> a white people problem
as well

every time you fuck it up jeb(!) gets a clap

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One report said someone was shot 10 times

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>suspect heard screaming "I KILLED YOU IN A SINGLE HIT"

At least he'll never run out

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Women can't into spatial awareness or accuracy.

he must've cheated on her with a trannie

I literally shared that image on Discord yesterday.

> discord

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>Just a reminder of the definition of fairly common words

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I’m going to cut twice as hard to get a gf so I can get her to wear side ties.
It’s so long since I fapped to eromanga/doijinshi I forgot those little Japanese kinks.

Why are women more flexible than men? So they can turn the gun on themselves more easily

see
I'll wait for some confirmation on that one

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If only the British had had better gun control in the Mandate of Palestine.

>krokodil needles as currency
this is such bullshit

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Everyone on reddit is underraged and/or stupid.

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That's true

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GIVE US THE GUNS GOYIM

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>women have to empty the whole clip into them and still can’t kill
Why do women fail at everything they do

>Creature

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Source?

I hope it's been a long time since you fapped too.

I too need to start doubling down on my workouts. Deciding that I needed to stop doing extremely excessive amounts of exercise was a mistake.

Genetics

Eastern Europe has been a hole since WW2 ended. Their development has been stunted for so long. However, Russia, Ukraine, and Belarus got the worst of this because the commies started their Jewish craft early there.
I know. It didn't mention the rising Islamic population or all the abortions.

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I still haven’t forgotten what you did to Fitz, John.
He may have forgiven you, but I won’t.

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It's not actually from an H-manga; it's just a pic an artist posted on Twitter.

>discord

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>Just got back from work seminar about shooters in the workplace
>had to watch a 5 minute film explaining RUN HIDE FIGHT
>no footage for the 'fight' part
>turns out the film was actually from London and dubbed over for us
>FIGHT was actually TELL as in 'call the police'

THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF LONDON

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She probably thought there would be poetic justice using snake shot.

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>checkmarks eating each other

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That's an insult to creatures. At least their vaginas are real.

It's over, Americucks. Your experiment in liberty has come to an end

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Profound sadness

But the abortion rate is dropping (and rural TFR reached replacement level after Medvedev's abortion law) and the Muslim population isn't that bad (and is also mostly composed of benign Sufis)

>clip

Suspect allegedly declared “SUPAH MARIO TWOOOO” before suiciding

>mass shooting

One person died and it was the shooter.

msn.com/en-us/news/us/witness-to-youtube-shooting-someone-got-shot-10-times/vp-AAvr05s

Doesn't he have to beat Droolin' Kennedy for his seat?

>Fact: you know what percentage of trannies kill themselves?
>now we just have to wait

That post fucking broke me

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Any updates on el horda? I'm distressed about this shit.

I know military is evidently being deployed to the border, Mexico is supposed to have deported a bit of them but from what I understand there's still a fuckton crawling north like roaches.

Well, well

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Gay

>clip
Can you please return to reddit? Danke

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WHERE ARE THE 'ACTORS' NOW, LOSERS?

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They mean “mass” as in the things involved in it had physical mass.

>nra donations tripling in the background

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Glad someone saved that meme I brought back from the dead;)

>PRESIDENT TRUMP'S PLAN TO MILITARIZES THE BORDER COULD COST LIVES

>“Over the last few days, President Trump has openly dismissed the desperate situation of people fleeing violence and persecution who only want to find a safe place for themselves and their families. These proposed measures could put the lives of some of the world’s most vulnerable people in grave danger. Turning our backs on desperate families does not make anybody safer.”

>Erika Guevara-Rosas, Americas director at Amnesty International, added:
>“Many of those seeking entry into the United States are fleeing horrific violence and death threats in Honduras, El Salvador and Guatemala. Instead of recklessly trying to block their pathway to safety, the Trump administration has an obligation to protect all those seeking refuge and to respect their right to claim asylum.
>To deny them that right would be a serious violation of both US and international law.”

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Well I stand corrected then.