WE NEED TO BAN NINTENDO SWITCH CONTENT FROM YOUTUBE

It's being said the shooting was inflamed by relationship problems between the female suspect and her boyfriend.

It is said she was frequently ignored by her boyfriend who would have his eyes glued to his Nintendo Switch console until she snapped.

The Switch is a dangerous device and we need to take precautions to ban content immediately.

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>ancap
>ban content
You don't deserve that flag

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I'm pro responsibility.

You can't just shape ancap to your liking user, just give yourself a commie flag and stop pretending

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Anarchism isn't being a havoc nigger.

>shooting was because of relationship issues.

I'm not against banning the switch but holy fuck that's sketchy. Why the fuck wouldn't you just murder him literally anywhere else?

Still didn't give her the right to violate NAP.

Because women love attention.

>I deem you're not responsible enough so we're taking away x
literally a statist

You really should read up on what exactly anarcho-capitalism is before posting with that flag.

It’s being reported that she caught him yankin it to bayonetta 3

Nintendo Switch is making people Switch genders! Ban ban ban!

Pauline is far better than real bitches

>A soyboy ignored a roastie so much she went on a mass shooting

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There is absolutely nothing wrong with owning and enjoying a nintendo switch as an adult male.

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Fuck off, Playstation is literally the chad console.

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Actually we just need to ban bugmen.

The switch is indeed a well made Japanese product, I don't blame him for not paying attention to his fat feminist roastie bi-sexual gf.

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Wtf I love Nintendo Switch now
Nintendo is based conservatives, Sony are leftist trash who made emoji movie, and Microsoft are CIANiggers.

Only reason I bought a Switch was to play Odyssey. It's been a literal paperweight since last year.

Imagine being a boring cunt who can't even keep a man interested with her tits and ass, let alone ANYTHING else about herself, then shooting up the workplace instead of just shooting yourself

>Doesn't have any good games and zero exclusives
>Made by Sony who are bottom of the barrel faggots
>I'm supposed to believe this virgin obese nigger trash of choice is remotely comparable to Chadtendo who makes better games

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DAT PS QUADRUPLE

proof?

Metroid Prime 4 is gonna be hard to shill against for these Sony niggers

BotW is miles better
>he's a sonyfag
That explains everything

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We're living among a generation of people who're so stupid, selfish, and myopic (despite holding numerous 'liberal arts' degrees) that - in this situation - they choose homicide over having the emotional courage and wherewithal to dump someone.

Yeah the Switch is good, there is a reason it's destroying everything right now. For many people the degree of comfortability and flexibility it adds to gaming could be near life-changing. For instance people who don't have the spare time to game.

user, nintendo is for children. I don't have any modern consoles so I'm not biased. Xbox 360 was previously the chadconsole and now PS4 is the chadconsole.

This is now a Pyra thread
Go back to Tumblr faggot

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Jow Forumsing Switch soyboy open mouth pic

BAN ASSAULT FEMINISTS NOW!!!

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>get btfo
>reply with gay animeshit
Lol. When will nintentoddlers learn?

I'm a massive OoT fag, BotW was dogshit. It's literally shitty Skyrim with a faggot twink Link nobody likes.

If I ever play video games it's on PC, but Sony is the only console with good exclusives. Yazuka, and Bloodborne.

>Lol. When will nintentoddlers learn?
no u faggot

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>with a faggot twink Link nobody likes
inb4 homosexual loser weeb degenerates insist it was a good character design.

Chads have children. Children have Switch's (Switches?). Chads have Switch's.

It all checks out.

That being said, can Switch threads head back over to /kotaku/ where they belong? Shit talking soyboys isn't becoming of patricians.

>I'm a massive OoT fag
There's your problem, OoT is an outdated piece of shit.
>it's literally shitty Skyrim
Yeah looks like you didn't play the game buddy

There is a massive difference between owning a switch for yourself and owning a switch because you have 3 kids with you mostly playing on PC.

One is a mentally ill person and the other is just a dad.

Which is which? I can't fucking tell. Nintendo definitely has better games than PC and I own both. The only way your argument makes sense is by playing on PC you mean playing Nintendo games on an emulator in 4K.

My sons liked OoT, hated BotW and avoided that crossdressing shit because no kid wants an effeminate man that gets bullied by women.

It's always "adults" defending the Nintendo Switch, because it literally appeals to soyed up faggots more than children.

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I don't see the point in acting like OOT is the best Zelda game when Link's Awakening clearly holds that position firmly with Majora's Mask in second place.

*your wife's sons

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Sonyboys will defend FFXV but claim this game is for ninthirteenandahalfyearolds

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user, I'm just going to put the truth simply. An adult man who actively plays switch on his own, bought it for himself etc. is a weakling and low test.

Playing mario kart when your kids want to is fine. Immediately getting botw, spending hours on it, switch being your main gaming device, playing shit like splatoon is not. This is reality, if you don't want to accept it that's fine, but you're just delusional.

Majora's Mask was pretty good, but I wasn't as invested in it when I was young. Probably biased.

I mostly just hate Breath of the Wild, it started getting worse after Majora's Mask imo but TP was alright.

I played BOTW on Wii U first, then Switch, then in 4K on my PC.
You're a joyless blowhard who has to gauge his own manhood by what video games you play.
I'm sorry to break it to you but that is a really sad insecurity to have for someone with supposedly high testosterone.

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Was the shooter hot? Should he had payed attention to her over Xenoblade Chronicles 2?

If the shooter was hot this wouldn't have happened

Fair point

>Muslim roastie psychopath
>Hot waifu Aegis that is 3 waifus in one
pick one Jow Forums

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>this is half a decade old

I want to die.

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>mainstream gaming in 2018

Just stop it. Nintendo is meant for kids (and appeals to manchildren) and Sony and Microsoft literally want to push gamers like you away from their audience and pander to soyboys and women.

If you need to play, do it with older or less mainstream games on PC.

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>You're a joyless blowhard who has to gauge his own manhood by what video games you play.
This is what you're not getting. A high test adult male wouldn't have an interest in nintendo. The fact that you do, means that you're low test and also adding in the fact that you're an anime avatar fag, you're very mentally ill and a male of low worth.

I'm playing Zelda BOTW in cemu 1.11.6 using my current i7-4790k + gtx980ti x2 setup. It's not my fault Nintendo is killing it and almost everyone else is destroying the industry.

>do you see how much I LOVE this soy flavored fecal matter? Haha IT'S JUST SO GOOD

>less mainstream games on PC

You mean indy games made by developers who are hardcore tumblrinas?

I'm a game programmer. I have an interest in video games, so Nintendo stands out considering two things:
>biggest, most important game developer in the world
>makes the highest quality games in the world
I am personally interested and invested in developing games. Maybe you have to do some "Chad" manual labor job, and I have done a lot of that before, but now I am being productive in society instead of cucking for a boss. Analyzing Nintendo games is fucking fascinating for someone who is working on programming games every day.

Honestly this. You should be playing the non-degenerate video games you played with your children.

It's absolute degeneracy to need modern shit with their (((modern))) games. Be a responsible father, cut the cable and services like Netflix, and only have movies/video games that you yourself played and know won't normalize your children to decadence.

Is it?

lol nice head canon there faggot.

Your kids are probably gonna end up being faggots since you're trying so hard. I'm just saying

>mfw bought a Switch on the weekend
>mfw got to New Donk City Festival in Mario Odyssey

Cool console.I love how simple it is, just boot up and play the game in seconds. No waiting for bullshit, no advertisements in your face,etc. Takes me back to before ps3/360 ruined everything

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>blah blah it's true I'm a soyboy weakling blah blah
Yeah, I know that. I have also just like made game, but that isn't an excuse for slurping up children's content.

It's 100% true. Deal with reality. Though, you know, I've seen a VERY high correlation with nintendo as well as anime and heavy delusion.

Not to mention, imagine having a parent that wouldn't let you play Nintendo as a kid. That's child abuse.

I play mario kart with my son and when I can't sleep i play doom online. I haven't had a gaming rig since Skyrim, because I'm old as shit now. Iknow what you're saying,but at the same time you're arguing against what you're saying.

Nintendo isn't soy; video gamin itself/ caring about video game culture is soy

Ok next time I will only consume verified Adult™ rated media that contains swearing and bad gameplay

Haha yeah, just like imagine having a parent who wouldn't let you watch the new star wars movies because they were degenerate haha lmao things can never change lmao I wish I could stay a toddler and play nintendo all day haha

Have you never heard of the streisand effect? Exactly what you shelter your kids from is what they are going to be most interested in

>nintendo is on the same level as star wars

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>Ok next time I will only consume verified Adult™ rated media that contains swearing and bad gameplay
That's always the death rattle of the desperate cuck trying to justify kids games. Unfortunately, there are many quality games that are targeted at adults.

>Death rattle
>Fastest selling console of all time
pick one faggot
engadget.com/2018/01/04/nintendo-switch-fastest-us-selling-console/

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>hurr I'm gonna be strict and never let my kids have fun
Your kids will turn out dumb, on welfare and burn the coal.

All you need to do as a parent is do things as a family, eat as a family at the table, play mario kart as a family, go camping as a family,etc. Don't get divorced. Teach them not to be entitled and they will turn out fine.

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This is top quality shitposting, op.

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>It is said she was frequently ignored by her boyfriend who would have his eyes glued to his Nintendo Switch console until she snapped.
I call bullshit. The switch doesn't have enough games for that.

No retard, that is not what the streisand effect is. The streisand effect is when you make a huge deal out of something and draw massive attention. You, of course, don't have kids and were probably raised by a single mother so you have difficulty understanding parenting, but you can simply calmly explain why certain media is bad and others are good, not making it a big deal at all.

>I've seen a VERY high correlation with nintendo as well as anime and heavy delusion.
being this retarded. you realize most of the soy games are pushed by sony and microcock right? do some actual research first nigger then come back.

No it's not you fucking moron. The streisand effect is when give something more attention than intended by attempting to conceal it.

Lol. You are extremely stupid. The death rattle comment is referring to your arguments falling flat.

Then you are paleoconservative. That's cool too. If they had a paleo meme flag I'd use it. Don't say "ban" if you mean by the state.

Living for entertainment as an adult is the biggest issue, it fuels emphasis of oneself over struggling to provide a community. (Imagine most modern women who avoid having kids because it's a responsibility and that hurts their fun)

They don't fall flat. Explain one way in which they have. (pro tip: you can't)

Oh yes user, so you mean we should just our kids watch anything, don't want to conceal it now! Gay porn? Fuck yeah. ISIS execution videos? Why not!

fuck off octo expansion is out soon lads,who cant wait?

>strawmanning this hard
Who hurt you?

We all watched them (including you) and look at how we've turned out. How the fuck can you get redpilled if all the bullshit is hidden from you?

It's not a strawman in the least.

I'm an adult you fucking retard.

It's literally called don't introduce your children to degeneracy in the first place. They won't care about shit if you never introduce them. I thought Jow Forums of all places would understand to not introduce your children to entertainment induced propaganda.

You mean the gay parade console, they literally sponsor that shit.

They're weakling animefags. I doubt they're much Jow Forums at all.

Having propaganda shoved down my throat is the thing that woke me up, user.
And also Nintendo isn't propaganda you retard. Look at Kirby: the character "Marx" is a clown boss to be defeated. Nintendo games have MANY such cases of subtle redpills.

Some user bought this baby for $4,000

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>Nintendo Switch turns men into soyboys and women into hardened killers

Name's appropriate.

>Chad
>console

If you're gonna own a contemporary console, the switch is the only one to get. Everything else worth playing should be played on a PC

Please tell us how mario kart is propaganda

If your kid is watching gay porn he's a faggot, and it's probably your fault. If your kid is watching frequently isis videos he's probably a sandnigger, also your fault. These things dont just randomly show up, there's a reason why he/she is looking up those things

In particular, the botw link is extremely effeminate and homosexual. Not a good role model for young boys. This is what the meme earlier in the thread is remarking on, how much more masculine and a better role model OoT Link is by comparison.

I wouldn't necessarily say all nintendo games are not ok for kids, I mean nintendo is for kids after all. But the main problem is really mentally ill adult males being into nintendo.

>>A soyboy ignored a roastie so much she went on a mass shooting
holy kek. is this actually what happened???

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>If your kid is watching frequently isis videos he's probably a sandnigger, also your fault.
You're impressively retarded.