Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Abstract Merchant Edition

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>News in german
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article175045056/Irrationaler-Hass-Schaeuble-warnt-vor-Antisemitismus-durch-gewaltige-Migration.html
zeit.de/digital/internet/2018-03/robert-habeck-die-gruenen-datenskandal-facebook-regulierung
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article174865207/Sprengstoffaffaere-in-Thueringen-Zeugin-unter-Polizeischutz.html

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=15BDENi280k

>Self improvement
youtube.com/channel/UCxYSbdi13s-DgzAOgm84zPw (best ketogenic & low carb channel)
youtube.com/channel/UC55arnpcgz2f1BuqmyzrHdA (best channel about working out)

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=yPMYlxso2UU
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs
youtu.be/Xe2CtQfwu40

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=wQsEf3TVtGY
youtube.com/watch?v=hpZYrlGCiNI
youtube.com/watch?v=oeHA7MtlPL0

>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Meme Collections 2.0
postimg org/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/zRU2HecC

>Tasks
Create memes & Spread memes on social media
Join at least one of the following: AfD, IB, Einprozent to counter subversion
Get fit & stay well hydrated
Spread flyers and stickers in your city

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=XCPj4JPbKtA
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

nabend nachbarn

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Am I looking at a Schandfrieden here?

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bump

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>Lump

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Late-Night-Bump!

Can I haz a "Bampu-desu"?

Ok off to bed now

>tfw eaten bean salad

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wir werden abgeslidet

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Smh, can't you read?
it's a B for Biologe!

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desu it's better a quiet thread than a thread with all those shills and anti-tays

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>mfw

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I am back

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Don't force my hand, you fucking Infidel.
I swear to god, if you commission me to write quasi-japanese shit again, i will brain wash your mother to vote greens and wreg ur arsehol.

wenn Sie (yous) haben moechte,
dann verpissen sie sich zum brit/pol/

Hahaha I'm sorry, Sütti. I thought it's easy once you're good at it.

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god help you

Not interested in (You)s... Not interested in Britain unless they clean up the mess.

Found that one on a blog, haven't seen it around Jow Forums yet. It looks like a prank but was posted pre april 1st.

2x (you)

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get fucked aussie this is between celts and nazis

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If anyone wants a update on german politics, consult pic related.

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why do i see the merchant in op's pic

Rescue-Tay-Bump

Do not ingest any black pills, fren.

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you're not my real mother.

That's true.

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You're seeing things goy

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youtube.com/watch?v=XCPj4JPbKtA
You're a great off-brand sütterlinanon, if you are committed enough to post more.

Looks like the ramblings of a madman scrawled into a notebook before he killed his pregnant wife and her friend.
and instead of REDRUM its "BoMpu d_su" scratched into the paper since the ink got scarce for at least 15 pages.

ordentlich

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We'll see how much I can progress with my mouse.

(you)

>2/10

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just discovered this, and saved it for posterity

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good night

How did you end up on that page?

i was researching how easy it is to find information with which you could easily convince someone (lets say Kurts wife), that tentacle porn is real, without having to see any affronts to decency

I just drank a bit of black currant nectar, and suddenly i realized i lost conscience, massive boner and have drawn something severely autistic.

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Mit Fraktur hab ich ja keine große Probleme, aber Sütterlin...

"In Scherben werd' ich dich hauen,
mitsammt Weltanschauung,
spuck auf deine As-pi-ra-tion.
Deine Hoffnungen und Träume
Perlen vor die Säue
ich rüge deine Treu"

Like i said, SEVERELY AUTISTIC

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Am I the only one who sees a jew rubbing his hands looking at that picture?

No, it's just a coincidence.

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How do you do fellow BASED

So you're voting us in Bavaria right?

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what the fuck is this word-salad coming out of your mouth hole?