Going to a Ted Cruz Rally

Where is the rally?

Print out the pic of him with the cowboy hat "im ready dahnald", and tell him that he's your favorite cowboy.

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streak

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Ask him if the first words his daughter said really were "I love butter!"

Put a sharpie in the pooper

go in blackface

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deliver OP!!!

Shit on the floor and chant "I BELIEVE THAT SHE WILL WIN". Reee loudly when the guards try to drag you out.

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Scream Snow Spics need to go back to Snow Mexico

masturbate

i already won, faggots

winner winner chicken dinner

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alright double digits decide what I do, because I don't wanna lose my life.

Fart loudly in his immediate presence.

I got them trips OP. Are we farting tomorrow or nah?

too late, OP. kek has spoken

you suck his dick

Ask him about the delegates user

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You could go in clown makeup instead. It's the closest thing that won't get you shot.

Make a Lion Ted sign and see if he'll sign it

oh mah lawd jeezus

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WINNER

Fuck there's a million useful things you can ask him but if you come off like a conspiracy theorist he'll probably tune you out.
>I'd ask him why we don't shut the federal down(or at least give power back to the Treasury)

Tell him you liked his video where he's having an awkward dinner with his family and they're all trying to act normal and that you want him to make another. He'll know the one

Pooo your pants and then take off your pants and waive them round your head like a helicopter

yell ZODIAC

ask him for some good bbq

YELL ZODIAC

wear a shirt with "the delegates, dahnold" written on it

This fore shure! Will record 6 oclock news for you!

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You fucking loser. You ain't doing shit because you're a pussy. Don't make a get thread if you aren't going to do what kek demands, faggot.

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Dress like a stereotypical Mexican with a sombrero and pancho and shit and yell go Ted Cruz and Make America Great Again super loudly and repeatedly

I agree! Top Kek!

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In the middle of the rally, pull down your pants and start jacking off while yelling "Does this guy turn anyone else on as much as he does me?"

Wear a sandwich sign accusing Cruz of being the Zodiac Killer.

Shove a dildo up your ass because you are faggot and do not honor the digits.

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tell him you're putting together a team and Brendan Fraser's already on board

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Wtamu fag???

You know what i'll just scream the delegates and get it on video.

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Do this to him

youtube.com/watch?v=QzY3dh1yb2g

You go to WTAMU as well? Ayyy shout out.

You in the WN cause brother?

Scream at the top of your lungs, “Senpaiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!”””

do you need any further proof?

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hand over the delegates

Walk on stage and hug him

Print this and have him sign it.

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OP is confirmed faggot.

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No Nazis no kkk no fascist USA

(((Hello)))

Going black face to a Ted Cruz rally. You better deliver.

Why make a GET thread then? kys