Last night I larped as Eddie to the Samaritans
Also let's discuss british politics ... ok?
Brit/pol/ (brill/pol/) - Eddie Larp Edition
Cooper Howard
Colton Sullivan
Is Eddie the hero or the villain of brit/pol/?
Ayden Perry
All these shootins and stabbings yet guns and knives are illegal.
Cooper Cruz
>knives are illegal
That would be funny if it's not going to become reality kek
William Young
they're illegal if you're a baby
Wyatt Miller
Shootings are incredibly rare.
Isaiah Clark
almost like it's part of human nature or something ...
Jose Ross
If someone tries to stab or shoot you, tell them that their weapons are illegal and they will stop.
The sooner the public realises this, the sooner deadly weapons will stop killing people.
Bentley Ramirez
Lol just walk away nigger lol what’s the problem lol
Owen Powell
Cool, i feel safer already government crimestats man, thanks.
Chase Brooks
Final song for tonight
Brody Sanchez
>ban knifes
Julian Murphy
If we banned thumbs, then it would be hard to stab or shoot people
Charles Taylor
Plastic knives for everyone NOW
#hopenothate
Brayden Howard
>knifes
Camden Watson
He’s the most raspberry faced piglet like of britpol
Matthew Garcia
What's /britpol/'s stance on Romania?
James Martin
Codreanu was a decent lad
Apart from that, they're not sending their best tbqh
Noah Morris
Is she pretty pube?
Ian Watson
her arms are too long
Isaiah Adams
Nobody is investigating anything
Levi Wood
On a serious note, I reckon you could fuck somebody up pretty badly with a plastic knife if you snap it into a sharp piece. Or melt it with a lighter and or sharpen it on a rock/wall.
Parker Jenkins
Sewer dwellers who sniff the dried paint on each others heads
Ian Thompson
And goodnight
Parker Cox
Too long for what?
Colton Gutierrez
Investigating your mams vag m8
Luis Morales
is this what the average brit looks like?
Colton Jenkins
would the world be a better place if gove had become PM instead
Wyatt Lopez
You wasted their time you cunt
Henry Wright
Just want to play the poo game with a willy microphone
Justin Brooks
>man who, with his small gang of repressed homosexuals, flayed Jewish children alive and hung them up on meat hooks
>decent lad
Camden Hernandez
I’ve got a shiv sharpened from a toothbrush handle in my sock at all times
Dominic Walker
Night lad.
Brayden Johnson
No
Jackson Collins
Rude
Owen Ward
>went to work
>stayed for 2 hours doing boring office shit then left at 6.30 pm
>went home on underground train filled with wagies and Staceys who see me as a disgusting creep
>was so demoralised I knew I had to binge as soon as I got home (picrelated)
>wasted entire evening on internet (and the happening was a fucking nothingburger)
>can literally feel time speeding by now that I'm in my late 20s
>be a 27 year old ugly beta loser autist with no friends or social experiences since school, no female attention ever, never been to pub, club or party
Bentley Phillips
pic not related,I was going to post something to pubes
Daniel Adams
Cant speak for brit/pol/ but i just think of dracula, the cheeky girls, smut, organised crime, communism and that legendary post about the village rapist.
So it sounds like an epic holiday, but wouldn't want to live there
Asher Thompson
Bentley Cruz
Alexander Price
Farage insulted Romanian immigrants by falsly linking ''Romanian'' to ''gypsie'' multiple times.
I think it's time for some apologies to Romanian community.
Adam Hernandez
If you're serious that's intent and yoll get fucked if you get caught.
Carry a tin of beans and twat a cunt with the rim as hard as you can, with any luck they'll be enough blood in their eyes for you to choke the cunt out.
Xavier Gray
>animenonce
>decent lad
Ryan Garcia
The reason brit/pol/ is so shit, is that it was never meant to be there every day
it used to disappear for months at a time when nothing was happening
Carson Davis
Maybe give this a go: citysocializer.com
Lincoln Jones
I’m not carrying a tin of fucking beans around with me at all times for self defence, that’s mental
Anthony Phillips
Churchill's brother was a virgin?Well I didn't knew that.
Blake Brooks
>pull up to my Barratt new build home with my 25 year fixed rate mortage in my grey Audi A3 on finance after a hard days work as deputy assistant head of sales targeting
>open the boot and take out my River Island and Superdry bags with the new gear I bought on the way home from work
>open the door
>yell hello to my wife of 2-years in the kitchen as she is already home from her work as a Team Leader in a call centre
>sit down on my leather sofa bought on sale at Sofology (haha I love those adverts, what is that sloth like haha, love sloths me)
>put up my feet on the IKEA table
>whap on the telly and tune in just in time to see Bradders going through the rules of the final chase with the contestants who made it through before they face Anne Hegarty
>perfect timing as my wife comes in with the dinner, another one of Jamie Oliver's cracking 30 minute meals
>tuck in as I pretend to listen to my wife's stories from her day at work
>send a cheeky snap to Smithster and Deano to see if they can come round for the champions league match later to watch it on the ol' Sony Bravia, maybe sneak in a few rounds of Fifa '17 on the PS4 first, bloody Smithster ignoring the rule of no tap-ins what a melt haha
Landon Sanders
Couldn't resist. Sorry.
Anthony Rogers
Take up martial arts.
Justin Jones
Well then, shut up and fuck off. Help us get back to normal.
Evan Rogers
It will get better when things actually start happening
Christian Green
Actually it won’t forget I said that
Jacob Cooper
Hmm. Do you think so?
Cooper Harris
It won't mate
a toxic culture has set in, and it will be impossible to shake
there is no recovering brit/pol/
Ian Foster
Oh. OK then, nevermind.
Camden Collins
Benjamin Smith
Charles Thomas
And then his bum fell off
Hudson Cook
Feel free to substitute for any hard blunt object that you would reasonably have on your person that isn't a weapon.
Hunter Stewart
THINGS
Jacob Harris
How's it going Svengali.
Isaiah Wright
>18 posters
Hahaha fucking kys spergs
Charles Morales
Luke Hall
?
Isaiah Thompson
Evan Fisher
Gavin Davis
I love romania. I'm learning the language for no reason other than I really like it, the country and the culture. Where abouts you at my man?
Chase Fisher
Man up son. Be realistic and stay in your league and you ahould have no trouble. If you are an ugly autist then find an ugly autistic girl to go with. Why is this so hard? Smh folk have unrealistic expectations and standards.
Cameron Turner
Kek
Carter Watson
>tfw you will almost be a consultant at the same age as this manchild
G L O R I O U S
John Butler
Prescribe me some nitrazipam and some codeine you cunt. I am adept at bullying drugs out of doctors
Isaac Cooper
Bretty gud.
Parker Walker
Farage almost has the Goebbels sneer here, Kek.
Gabriel Lewis
I-I CANNY PUT ET INTA WORDS LADS... *SOBS*
ITS ONLY A FOOKIN NGUGU SHINY! AFTER ONLY £838 OF ME BEANIES AND A 2K WONGA LOAN I'VE GOT ET LADS!
Eli Reyes
What the fuck are you on about, I honestly don't know what you're getting at
Jackson Morris
Yes, and? he was a top lad
Kayden Lee
mentalists
Jack Sanchez
The average Brit looks like pic related.
Bentley Stewart
>rare
>two people shot in london yesterday
Nathaniel Hernandez
>implying that's a regular occurrence
Stuff like that wouldn't even make the local newspaper in America.
Levi Parker
Number 48
Nicholas Davis
>ban guns
>higher murder rate than newyork
Robert Turner
OwO
James Fisher
Imagine what the crime stats would be like if the police were not too shit scared to arrest muslims, gypos and lefty twats.
Sebastian Hall
lmfao the absolute state of london rn
Blake Myers
Need your help with something, lads. Ages I read a bunch of legends and myths, with one being about a stone in England where if you stand on top of it and it screeches, then you’re destined to be king. What’s the name of the stone? Is it the stone of scone?