EICHENWALD MELT DOWN DAY 3

Bump

Check'd and another (you)

I'll be sad when he inevitably kills himself because he is just such a good lolcow.

I sure hope so

Digits or K.O. Kurt

can someone give me the rundown

Can I get a quick rundown?

Anything short of that cunt being killed in a violent baseball bat assisted attack will be a sad sight. I profoundly hope there will be the profoundest levels of pain in his future.

DO IT, FAGGOT

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oh fuck dudes

i'm legit worried

not that i give a fuck about him, i just don't want to have suffer through weeks of sympathetic hashtags because big mean rightwing bullies made him kill himself

this sounds like a good excuse for a dark humor hijinx comedy where Jow Forums has to find a way to save Kurt Eichenwald's marriage so his wife doesn't leave him and he doesn't kill himself, but not let either of them know that it was Jow Forums all along

This is hilarious. Bump bump bump stock.

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Quick rundown? I thought this undermining Nation wrecker Jew was untouchable what did he do besides fap to tentacles

Owned. # /pol

kek

Is there a more punchable face in media right now?

>Contracted
>Freelancer
Pick one fatboy

OH NO NO NO NO

If any one fucks with my uncle I'll murder ye. Last warning.

JUST

Attack a parkland survivor. Lie saying he did not know he was a parkland survivor. Then said he was baited.

WHO HERE /STARTFIREWHILEPUMPINGOFF/?

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He decided to play stupid games, so the internet showed him how to win stupid prizes.
>Meteokur pt1 & 2
>a few meltdowns
>a handful of lawsuit threats
>and shame from a handful of calls for his denouncement from Vanity Fair, who he hasn't worked for for four years, but signs as an editor.
>viral destruction because he's a pedo, and a leftist shill.
>He was also mean to Kyle Kashuv, and called him names. So that's deserving of a character assassination, by today's standards.

Hahahaha next thing fat tentacle/kiddie porn kike is going to lose is his coveted kike check mark

THIS... like a burning emblem of truth. Paranoia is the ultimate secret weapon gor bringing down le joob.

>He also wanted to fuck with Ben Shapiro, and that turned out funny

twitter.com/jasonrantz/status/981262620077432832?s=20

twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/981243939385724928?s=20

twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/981226436467089409?s=20

twitter.com/benshapiro/status/981221585410449408?s=20

i was banned 2 seconds after i made a comment lol.

Recently? He criticized people for criticizing Hogg and then did the EXACT SAME THING to a conservative Parkland survivor.

Then he had an email meltdown where he threatened to sue Harvard law graduate Ben Shapiro because Benji called him out on his bullshit.

There's mounting evidence his books were never NYT best sellers.

I'm ready to finish him.

underrated

JUST

He's completely off the tracks now. Watch for the incoming train crash.

What the fuck is going on? I've been under a rock for the past few days.

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Please, please, please let this be true and if so, post evidence so we can email whoever maintains the New York Times bestseller list.

The reason this time is he accidentally left his email signature on, exposing that he ghost writes for vanity fair

Kurty made a 20+ twitter post trying to explain everything from Tucker to tentacle porn incident.

> DONT SEND THIS TO KYLE

Jim, if that's you, i don't know who the fuck you are. And e celebs are all niggerfaggots. But you are literally doing God's work. I have a family member a lot like Kurt. It must be done.

>jewish neuroticism is no joke I guess.
he's like a recurring character on Seinfeld except irl

Now if only Amazon would stop carrying his books.

FINISH HIM!

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how can you guys even sift through all his retarded word soup? I hurts my brain.

HAHAHAHAHAAAA.

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Life after Trump has become so much more entertaining than fiction could ever be.

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Boom! Bringing the heat user, well done!

typos

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DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

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GLAD THIS JEW RAT IS BEING LET GO AND SILENCED

Didn't he buy a shit ton of his own books and leave reviews under the same name he used as a mod on that kiddie diddler site?

His claims of being a NYT bestseller is a lie
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurt_Eichenwald#Books
His wiki claims his book, Conspiracy of Fools, was a NYT bestseller in the first week it was released. I've found conflicting release dates (either March or December) but it was definitely released in 2005.
I found a website that lists out every single NYT best seller and this book is never on any list in 2005 or 2006. Check for yourself.
hawes.com/2005/2005.htm
hawes.com/2006/2006.htm

He also claims 500 Days is a NYT bestseller, I'll start searching for that one now.

My fucking sides...this day has been too good to us, lads. Lord, what did we do to deserve so many happenings?!?

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What did he mean by this?

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HE WAS NEVER A NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLER HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
adazing.com/search-new-york-times-best-seller-list/

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Uhhh my dog can masturbate much more effectively than I can. He can literally lick his own junk comfortably. Why havent dogs mastered time travel yet?

Indeed, the world changed that day.

>6 years
That’s barely fucking tenure

>K. Eichenwald
>Kikenwald

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Maybe he will have more time to fuck little kids again, like the good old days

archive.is/F7rsR

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He was let go after revelations surfaced that he was sliding into the dms of an underage boy. That's how I've been spinning it at least. The reality is he attacked a parkland kid on social media and then Ben Shapiro called him
out on it and the media companies that Kurt claimed to work for have since distanced themselves from him because they want no part of the drama.

hacked by russians obviously

HAHAHAHAHAHHA
westportlibrary.libguides.com/NYTimesbestsellers

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That the hacker known as Jow Forums knows Ben Shapiros personal email account and posed as friendly tentacle porn enthusiast to write a rambling post about dumb shit.

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I dunno but it was getting boring. There were very interesting vibes last night. I had real comfy feelings and here we are. God bless user I hope you are /sig/

This is one of the greatest things I've ever seen

This is a deeply disturbed man.

Oh boy here comes meltdown number 4.

The more shit he stirs up, the more I want someone to send him that GIF again.

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fatality

YOU FUCKS WILLL NEVER TAKE THAT FROM HIMMM
FUCK YOU
PATHETIC PIECES OF CRAP

J U S T

HE ISNT EVEN A BEST SELLER HAHAHAHAHAH
>LOOK AT THIS GUY

He's setting up the denial because Ben ridiculed him. Somebody send this to Matt and Trey.

I can think of 2500 reasons

Keeps getting better, an hero incoming:
lawandcrime.com/legal-analysis/conservative-parkland-teen-kyle-kashuv-has-strong-defamation-case-against-kurt-eichenwald/

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LEAVE HIM ALONE!
>LEAVE HIM ALONE!

*CLAP*

LEAVE HIM ALONE!
>LEAVE HIM ALONE!

*CLAP*

LEAVE HIM ALONE!
>LEAVE HIM ALONE!

*CLAP*

LEAVE HIM ALONE!
>LEAVE HIM ALONE!

*CLAP*

LEAVE HIM ALONE!
>LEAVE HIM ALONE!

*CLAP*

LEAVE HIM ALONE!
>LEAVE HIM ALONE!

*CLAP*

Kick and scream rat.

FUCKING KEK

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OH NO NO NO NO

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOOK AT THIS DUDE

send KYS to email already

the specific book claimed to be a best seller is conspiracy of fools, which should be in the 2005 list but I can't find it

YOU MAY ONLY REPLY TO THIS POST IF YOU ARE BLOCKED BY KURT

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When he finally plays the Rabbi.

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This kike is fun to hate.

BOOM FACE SHOT!

Holy fuck this is gold

Are there some JustinsFriends clients at high level New York Times staff that have no choice but keep covering up for Kurt?

in his head he is being perfectly reasonable