BLACKS HAVENT INVEN

Dam I wish I was alive back then. So much stiff that could be invented.

You mean he was the nigger who stole it from that nice white rocket science man and sheeeit and thenee tryta to shoot whitey widdit cuz fuck heeim and they all be takins his pickchuh

we want to let you know that us, whites, are vastly superior than you people

>Johnson conceived the Super Soaker while doing work with the US Air Force.
Thank you for your service and for helping defend our country from socialism,.

I have no idea what a Super Soaker is. I'm pretty sure blacks use the wheel and written language every day though.

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WE INVENTED STICKZ

Squirt guns have been around since 1896, why is it so important that this guy came up with his own special version?

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>peanut butter
>super soakers
>shitty music
>...

yes white inventions rule supreme, slavs should at least try.

So this honorable person of color invented the hole on the bottle cap.......I really admire him.
>tfw he spent all his time observing urine leaving someone's urethra

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>Lonnie Johnson
>Lonnie
>Johnson
uncle tom nigga

oh yeah? like the bridge that collapsed itself or like the shooter youtube HQ?

in my my opinion, if a black acts like a white and doesn't stink
>inb4 all blacks stink
then I suppose they're okay

>like the bridge that collapsed itself
hispanic & women?

>TFW my parents wouldn't buy me an official super soaker because they were too expensive

wow what an important invention

thank the lord jesus christ for niggers

good its somthing they should know

>be black
>invent big tube that squirts when you pump it
God invented super soaker

truly, a grand legacy

Yeah yeah, we get it, slavs aren't white.
It just sounds funny when said by someone claiming to be 1/64th Cherokee, 1/7th Welsh and so on.

you must have not met many blacks

>a growing hatred in the heart and mind of the white man

>muh BASED black guys
All blacks are niggers. Get off my board if you think otherwise.

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I know your shame. Feels bad man..

those could have been avoided if there were no mexicans like yourself here

He's like the Einstein of squirt guns

the dude is actually a frequently used example in modern business, not just because he's black. making a squirt gun into a million dollar idea is a great example of innovation paying off.

It feels much better than being a faggot like you.

You don't make rules for the exceptions

Tesla was a Slav, need I say more?

desu I do use peanut butter about everyday so I am grateful for that

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Fuck you, commie. You guys are worse then niggers
t. nigger

oh fuck off

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Actually not a black invention either.

Argentinian, not mexican. My point is proved you can only see a race scale, not the people behind.

Yes it is dumb cracker

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>Can't afford bullets to practice for future murders
>Invents water gun

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>NIGGER
>NASA ENGINEER

Where are the glorious days of NASA with our favorite Nazi scientists?!!!!

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>thinking a senile, mongloid like tesla actually invented anything
>implying he wasn't just an armchair "inventor" much like meme jobs

he stole all of his ideas from a real white inventor named Thomas Edison and you know it.

He didnt invent the water gun he modded it basically thats not an invention

i'm 100% certain that squirt guns were invented along time ago by white beepol

see

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>implying anything non-white can be considered "people"

sure thing tyrone, get a neighbor that shares your opinion and i'll count it as 6/5's of an opinion

>implying that my name is tyrone
My name is Juan Valdez, faggot

Mexicans mash up beans and called refried mexicans mashed up peanuts too niggers didnt invent that

pic for ants

>went to school
>worked his ass off to get to NASA

Oh yeah, the exception proves the rule. Obviously this guy is just as smart and has the same work ethic as the average Tyrone

Underrated comment

it was a good invention, at least they are being honest instead of trying to claim peanut butter or the light bulb like usual

shoo shoo phoneposter

basically a bastardized version of a white man's name

John Baron

white people invented good, black people invented bad. its common sense anyone with eyes could see

t. nigger

I bet that guy voted Trump

The only think you whites contribute to the world is evil.

Your inventions literally kill people around the world every day.

let me guess? never played L.A. Noire? fuck off to reddit

Some women invented the water gun

>nope
we just kill niggers
and that totally different >memeflag

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SPBP

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based black man

Thais invented peanut sauce too which arguably a lot better than peanut butter.

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white nasa engineers send high tech stuff at the outskirt of our galaxy, nigger nasa engineer invents a toy

ayyy

underrated

I used to put wasp poison in my super soaker and spray bee hives. I probably killed millions of bees as a child, woops.

>be nigger
>only experience in life is living in the ghetto
>watch kids shoot each other with real bullets all the time
>come up with the idea to make guns that shoot water so your people will stop killing each other
>tfw niggers still shoot each other but white people have fun with your invention.

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Taking an existing squirt gun and making it bigger is not “invention”. Why do niggers always have to inflate thier own worth?
Pro Tip: They’re fucking worthless

Taking an existing squirt gun and making it bigger is not “invention”. Why do niggers always have to inflate thier own worth?
Pro Tip: They’re fucking worthless

kill yourself.

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well im glad hes inventing toys and not broken shit for space flights.

why the fuck would you do that, you monster!!!!

wasps i understand. basically useless insects. But.....Bees....what the fuck, they make honey

niggers invented so little things that whitepeople were forced to invent charity and welfare to keep niggers from being such a huge shitstain but then you fucing broke it

>Niggers too stupid to understand the difference between an invention and a patent
Nigger didn't invent the squirt gun. He designed a specific squirt gun as a modification of existing designs and took it to market.

Yeah but the post says Super Soaker, not water gun or squirt gun.

WE WUZ INVENTORS AND SHIETT

This is 100% correct. Ignore the coping mutts

This. I was that kid with the dollar shop $2 pink (((uzi))) whole Chad had a fucking back pack for his.

First rule of Jow Forums: Do not give black people props even if it's warranted.

A white man invented paintball guns, fuck nogs and their shit toys.

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