Army is going through massive changes under trump, in spirit of that

hell no, thank god, Im fucking terrified of the cold let alone new York in general

OP you look like a lesbian you faggot.

Blond "men" are always so gay and feminine in appearance.

>be me
>be openly gay
>join navy
>work on reactors
>meet bf
>get out
>work on reactors
just got married to my husband last fall guys!

> posting that photo

I seriously doubt you've been in longer than 10 or 15 months.

like out of basic or what?

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You must be pretty new if your basic training photo is in Multicams.

thats pretty gay

congrats.

yea im pretty new...

Haha faggot I’m in Fort carson colorado

Typical sailor story

lol as long as its not fort fucking leonardwood or drum then ur lucky

Mos? I was 11B

correct 13 months

>a lot of them are really cool
you're not hateful enough for Jow Forums

Gay a lot

thank you for your service

>OP you look like a lesbian you faggot
neck yourself, you probably had to catch your breath writing that you are so out of shape.

I tried to commission and I was told I wouldn't be fit for it. They said because of medical stuff initially but I could have gotten waivers. The way the Spanish Sargent said it to me makes me think it's literally because I'm a tall, athletic white dude who finished college who got a great score. I'm convinced of it.

>Die of radioactive AIDS

no problem, i haven't really done to much to warrant it, but thx anyway.

You literally look like a teenage lesbian.

In fact, I'm not even certain that you *are* male.

I don't see an Adam's apple, and your face is feminine as hell.

No white woman will be interested in such a faggy looking twink. I'm calling it... you're gonna be one of those weird white guys who marries an Asian woman.

rotc? just try and enlist via meps way then green to gold or ocs.

oof got my ass user
thanks for your comment, but it really does look like i hit a nerve with you about the weight comment, maybe you should get out more...

You have no good military stories to share, you fucking private.

how about the time Obamass made two marines hold umbrellas. lmao what a nigger.

>Im fucking terrified of the cold

The white race was forged in cold conditions, it's literally what made Europeans the way we are. Not surprised to see an amerimutt unable to tolerate this kind of weather.

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this

Show boobs.

>you fucking private
if you are not a nco in the army or marines dont waste your breath

Well that was unpleasant

56%

Thank you for paying taxes my good man

Im from the south and pretty sure the only race i have in me is French

goddamn boots

k

Shut the fuck up, Mr. E-2 with only Basic training stories

"this one time, at basic, my DS only gave us our phones for 3 hours."

Eh... thinking about going back in... what changes are happening that I should be aware of....?

No problem user

no, thank you!

lol when did i share any stories, i asked u for your stories, literally read hot damn

Good for you fellas. Don't adopt children.

"so there i was, 18 with an NJP for drinking under age at a barracks party"

Nah, that's what all you military faggots say when you're insulted. "You were just too fat to join!"

I enjoy insulting dipshit military members like you. You're white fucking trash. Only trashy people join the military.

No, graduated was working for a bit and really bored, always wanted to serve, thought about getting my masters for free and learning some decent leadership. They pushed the Green to Gold thing alot but my military buddies said it's pointless if I already have a degree and did well on the Asvab. Army was the one that said no, but Navy was adamant about getting me into flight school. Didn't want to commit to the timeline. I'm 25.

One day there was an OP who was in the military and he wouldn't shut up about it.

The End.

i've seen these threads too many times, must be a data mine

well bigger budget and basics getting extended, but also transgender laws n stuff so yeah

>Fort Drum

You're a soft one cherry. The winter hell of Ft. Drum forges hard men, and it's not just the weather that does it. You're probably not even infantry though, so I doubt it matters.

t. Texan.

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k once again thanks for the comment, never said join the military, just go on to a diff thread. kek

armys getting u prepared for those Siberian winters

>basic training
Doesn't apply to me, but I'm liking that bigger budget. Was tired of mowing lawns and painting. Getting kinda excited too, waiting to finish my AA next month, probably go see a recruiter and get the process started again in early June. I still 100% of GI bill saved up too, which is awesome because the 10 year spend limit gets restarted when you go back in lol

junior enlisted will always be the shittiest part of your career, but once you get through it and become an NCO you can learn nothing about how to treat your troops and shit on them instead, continuing the cycle of military life.

pic related

hang in their armybro

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its not to l8 but its really up to preference, do what makes u happy

talk about cold...

spent 18 months on this bastard of a boat.

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E4 master rank, fuck being NCO...

thanks user

>be me
>be deployed to Afghanistan
>see combat but it's really nothing worth talking about
>spend entire deployment rubbing one out to pregnant Anne Frank hentai at least six times day
>one day mid-deployment
>Staff Sergeant walks into barracks while I'm taking a piss
>sees pregnant Anne Frank pics on my laptop because I was dumb enough to leave it open
>extremely awkward conversation of how I came to possess preggo hentai of a Holocaust victim and why exactly I find it extremely arousing ensues
>get told that as long as I don't have CP, necrophilia, or footage of an actual rape (he implied the ANA did that), it's not that bad

Such is war in the 21st Century. No super-duper high-tech robot soldiers, no recording airstrikes on my iPhone, no hunting Mr. bin Laden in the caves of Afghanistan. Just me, sitting in the barracks, fantasizing about being a PTSD-afflicted post war Eugene Sledge and married to Anne Frank. Anne would comfort me after I woke up crying from a nightmare of having to lie dead still while Jap patrols walked right by me by telling me about how she had to do the same while the SS searched the room below her, all while the tears welled up in her eyes, being assaulted by horrible memories of her own. She would then strip off her nightgown, straddle me with her ready to pop belly rubbing into mine, and we would fuck like crazy while sobbing like lost children.

I have weird fantasies.

On a side note, this is what I'm gonna be telling my grandkids:

>"Grandpa what was it like to be in Afghanistan, fighting the big bad terrorists who did 9/11 because they hate our freedom?"
>"Imagine sitting in port-a-shitter in 110 degree heat with you laptop and a bottle of lotion, furiously pumping away to pregnant porn of a 15 year old girl who was murdered in the most notorious genocide in human history. That's what it's like."

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e4 mafia

>> pic related, (its me)
Your rank is off center. Also, don't you have pics pre-2008?

My friend told me he was ordered to steal things on a daily basis. He would steal carpets, toilet paper, cushions and various entertainment items. He narrowly avoided getting caught but said it was common practice in the military. Any of you have experience with this?

that's gay as fuck nigga. GRATZ. You are superior to 90% of the losers on this board. YOU SEE THIS NECKBEARDS, YOU SEE THIS. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

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kek

Lel unless it's -10 it's not cold outside, euro's are pussies.

your skin looks so soft

how old do i look user

yea toilet paper all the time in the barracks, really i haven't bought toilet paper in like 3 months

agreed.

15 more months, or 458 days until i leave the ranks of countless plebeian A1Cs.

>Be me
>Call you a fag
>Move onto the next thread because this one is about brave brave Israel fighters.

sham squad, bruv. I love seeing all the new pfcs and pvts get pulled to do something. And whenever I got pulled I just had to watch and make sure they don't fuck it up. Only time I had to do real work was during actual MOS duty, pt roster and gear inspection bs.

Yeah I know, but Navy Aviator is a massive commitment. I really wanted to work intel more than anything. I know it's not late for that either. Have a decent job paying student loans now. On a contract now but was thinking of talking to reservists officer recruiters after I get hired permanently. Either that or just go active for the MI job.

ummmm thanks

>massive changes
Tell us some positive and negative changes.

*meant post-2008.
and why are you wearing your headgear in the building?

>You are superior to 90% of the losers on this board
being a faggot is nothing to strive for son

Delete the picture of your face off of Jow Forums you fucking idiot!

Lol you’re tough

Where my 91Bs at though
>tfw trading working trucks for extra food

so when i was enlisting I literally went in and was signing paper work and my high school teacher was in their joining as well. found him on Instagram way after and he made it through ocs, my highschool Spanish teacher is a officer at the age of 35, life can take u crazy places i guess

it all depends on preference
we have more funding and a pay increase
the transgender thing is a little over bearing
basic is extended so if u like that sort of thing..

i heard fort lee was cool

I've been out nearly a decade now, but light infantry is a hell of a beast. Drum is suffering, but it ain't so bad.

I do remember this one time that our camelback bladders froze in our rucksacks 30 mins into a 12 mile ruck, them was good times there slogging through a couple feet of snow or walking on ice. I remember my boot laces and pants legs being froze at the end. 75 pound pack hell yeah.

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literally fort drum is some sort of frozen hell

Oh yeah, thieving is essential to military life. As is bribing cooks and other assorted useless cunts for extra stuff.

>be me
>force-pro at Herat consulate
>moved out of rooms into atrium
>sleeping in cots next to chow hall
>have gigantic Afghan born US terp
>Terp hates Afghans (even though he was one)
>Afghan workers high on heroin (just another Tuesday)
>banging on random shit in the area
>wakes giant terp up
>gets pissed, and yells some long ass shit in Pashto
>Utter silence from workers for the rest of the deployment
>Ask our other terp what he said later
>He'd threatened to rape them, and feed them to pigs.
We actually lucked out on the deployment when it comes to terps. The only one we had which could be a problem at times, was this one who was getting a bit senile.

That's pretty neat. I know a guy who's 28 and a teacher at my old high school who is going through OCS right now.

Not "ordered" but the prevailing logic is to just snatch up sundry items. As far as stealing issued/personal shit though, the saying is "there's one thief in the army, everyone else wants their stuff back."

It was alright. All I took note of were the marine girls with obscene amounts of makeup, some of them looking like emo girls in uniforms

its really all about mind set but i wouldn't bounce around too much because eventually u need to have a steady job