KOOKY KURT GENERAL

>discuss how to destroy Kurt

Stand by and watch? He does more than enough damage to himself. I mean he seems to be a self obsessed narcissist. Maybe ask famous media figures to publicly comment on the ongoing hilarity to see if they'll say Kurt is a creepy weirdo or something.

we get it, you watch metokurm saged.

fpbp

Came to post this, fpbp.

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> New York Times best selling author

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spam with epilepsy causing gifs

>when u unlock jew level 9001
i bet a golden pizza descended right where he was sitting when he typed that

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We don't have to do anything, he is self destructing at this stage.

fbpb, kurt is doing a better job than we ever will.

>that screencap where i leaked hardcore midget porn wasn't what you guys think. me, my wife, and large adult sons were discussing murdering midgets and then making love to the corpses, we aren't sick freaks like the rest of you. w-wait, that came out wrong, fuck i'm having a seizure!

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Is he that hentai girlie/tentacle porn guy?

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check the april lists

can't fight weaponized autism

yup

also that this is pretty small

on today's episode, Kurt discovers that the from header on emails can be spoofed
twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/981284139499491328

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That would be "New York Times, bestselling author" Kurt.

I haven't read his twitter since last night, I had no idea this was happening so quickly.

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Time to go incognito, Kurt

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I like how this picture doesn't make him look like the fat, pathetic, cucked ass retard that he is.

Oh hey a Kurt general. Can’t believe anybody would criticize Kurt for busting up a terrible pedo bear ring. The guys gold. Did you know he is a big shot at vanity fair and msnbc? He even has the guts to call out Shapiro with a story about a doctor and a rabbi that totally happened.

He might actually be /pols/ guy

kek

such a faggot I sent to him months ago
super innocuous but critical of his reporting when people were piling on about something
and he blocked me
fucking pussy

>big shot at vanity fair
user, I have some bad news for you

I would love to discuss this with you, BUT YOU WON'T LET ME ANSWER THE QUESTION. WHY WON'T YOU LET ME ANSWER THE QUESTION. I WOULD ANSWER THE QUESTION, BUT YOU AREN'T LETTING ME.

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>I sent
a tweet

I wonder how he got his jobs in the first place. You'd think a casual conversation with a guy like would reveal how utterly nuts he is. Unless of course they're all nuts.

>>Accuses Parkland survivor Kyle Kushov a psychopath.
>>Once paid for a teenage pornstar
>>Watches hentai/tentacle porn

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Look I know people are going to pile on but it’s an honest mistake. Guy has a long resume and who doesn’t forget their current employer from time to time?

fpbp, the best thing we can do is stay out of his way and just screenshot his descent into madness

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We all know you fondled that boy, Kurt!

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Woah woah woah, listen here buddy. I have a secret message just for me sent by the CIA. Says here I’m right and you’re wrong but you can’t see it because it’s totally secret. Anyways if you want to have a discussion you have to let me answer!!1

Okay, I’m calming down, my epilepsy might cause mood swings.

When he finally snaps hes going to become a Jow Forumslack

I'm honestly amazed its all real. The 6 year vanity fair gap, the tentacle porn, the tweets. Now the NYT bestseller excuse. He might be the most pathetic man in existence. Sad!

I'm quite excited for that day. Will his followers on twitter start calling him a russian bot?

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>Watches hentai/tentacle porn
"WITH HIS FMAILY"

THIS KILLS THE EICHENWALD

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is there any Jew that fails at being a Jew harder than Kurt Kikenbald?

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Christ, I thought that was a fake quote

Just send him seizure videos and gifs from VPNs over free WiFi (if they work.. some free WiFi blocks VPNs).

>the desolation of a man

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you just know this wacky jew loves the attention he is getting
im not entirely convinced he is not larping

I wonder if Kurt likes Pokemon? Does it qualify as hentai?

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He's one of the tribe, user

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send eichenwald to buchenwald

Kek

I don't care if he is. Between Meme War and this I've been laughing my ass off the last two days.

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He's destroyed his career in the process. Kikes are a self-destructive lot.

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I'm in love desu

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Sometimes I love ads

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Kurt "Pedo Appeaser GIF Me a Seizure" Eicnenwald

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haha, man, this guy is a gold mine for laughter

Australian ad servers bringing the bants

Do you mind posting up the 4 Kurt pic? I'm having a hard time finding it on his twitter.

Nice.

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You’ll get ten years for this, goy. You caused my husband to have another seizure. The Jewish people will not stand for these assault gifs. I’ve contacted the ADL and my lawyer. I’ve also notified Shin Bet as well as the IDF and NYPD.

We do nothing. Never interupt and enemy making a mistake you fools.

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Thanks, owe you one

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kek

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holy shit

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Take this! Can you handle a 10,000% speedup?

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Forgot I had this kicking around from the other day.

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This man is a gift.
I wouldn't be able to shitpost something as perfectly if I tried.

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this is some next level comedy

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Is this real? Holy shit.

Why does the last panel not read 'Survived by his wife and wife's sons.'

I was in the thread when he was posting. It was pretty obvious that it was him based on his posting style.

>Funds teenboyporn
We need a gas chamber for this one

I'm an amateur. Feel free to make it a better version.

My sons great uncle??? Did he say this for dramatic effect or is he implying its his wife's sons uncle?

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Also, it's very illegal to send him emails. He has a lawyer with subpoena power and a CIA office in his garage.

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Never ending comedy with this guy

hes right though gmail will give all your shit away if any corporation asks them for it
its bullshit
i cant tell you how many times gmail fucked me over to faggots with copyright claims

Is this real?

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someone make one of these listing his fetishes as they go on in time as we learned about them.

> I am actually crying.

The absolute state of leftist men.

Eichenwald should be sent to Buchenwald

He's more worried about assault gifs in this context though.

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roseanne is a national treasure
kurt shitinwald can fuck off

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Kike-sama