Persanon here. going to translate this funny ass shit for you

what does this mean: tooleh sahgeh bishur. my Persian friend taught me that

Tooleh = baby. usually used for baby animals

Sag or Sageh = dog.

Bishur = idiot/retard/stupid. verbatim, it means without smarts.

so basically is calling you a retarded puppy. lol

next time he says that (or just the next time you meet him) just slap your forehead and yell out "DIRT ON MY HEAD"

abruhash ghashange. vaghan heyf ke khol bood lol

...motherfucking fareed

thanks joonam. he also taught me that one

zanaye irani bishtareshoon kholo chellan

fucking fareed. tell him you heard Far means a curl and reed means shit! so your name is curly shit. is that true? hahahahahaha unless he is bigger than you and he can kick your ass.

Goddammit Fareed...

It's not autism, Mextard. It's paranoid schizophrenia.

残念ながら。日本の女と比べればどっちの方が狂ってるかなぁ

ask him "mashin dari?" which means "do you have a machine?" its epic and funny because in farsi the word "machine" can mean a car or dishwasher or laundry machine lmao

i think you mean "fer" like "mooe ferferri". reminds me of when my mom would ask me what im doing and i'd say "I AM REEDING" in a farsi accent

KEK. yea, i know, Fer is curl Far.. i don't know what far is. Lots of last names have far in them. To me far is like fer, but you're correct.

I don't speak Japanese. Just a proxy.

making me ask him if he's afghani? he gets super pissed when people mistake him for a pajeet

i dont think she says "farting" because the it sounds like azeri, not farsi "guz." the sound"co" in the farsi word "batkonak" becomes "chu" in azeri.

also when she says "sekse zabdari" i assume she means scissoring?

no its literally what i said it was. afghanis are what niggers are to white people; they wish they were iranians and cream themselves when mistaken for iranians. indians are just subhuman.

WOW what country are you from you lying iranian jew

freedomsafespace.com/m/videos/view/YouTube-Shooter-s-Message

Iranians have this retarded pride. I hate it when people are proud for shit they had no part in doing/making. These niggers are still talking about Darious. it's worse than Americans.

doesn't matter. it's the west and I've assimilated pretty damn well.

born there or moved at a young age? or not so young age?

wbu negro, what's an iranian doing in bodypillowland?

boro kireto meekbezan, gombu'e khikki

i honestly feel kind of sick after watching that video. like some serious subliminal messaging

Doing God's work you filthy Muslim

(You)

moved here when I was a young lad. God i hate my fucking muslim name! I wish it wasn't so hard to change your name. I hate islam and walk around with a fucking muslim name.

Anyway, look at this dumb bitch.. she brought us together so we can chit chat by her fucking idiocracy. What a time-line

no problem! hahah I keked.

A clearer translation for you:

People who eat meat and claim to love their pets (dogs/cats/etc.) have cognitive dissonance and live in their own ignorance.

People who eat meat and claim to love their pets (dogs/cats/etc.) have cognitive dissonance and live in their own ignorance.

People who eat meat and claim to love their pets (dogs/cats/etc.) have cognitive dissonance and live in their own ignorance.

They need to wake up.

wow you really are an iranian. im one of the rare muslim iranians though

fucking moron. Islam destroyed our country. Now look at it. WTF is wrong with you. jesus fucking mohammed. You know what... im done. I don't like you. I don't like what you stand for. I wanna have nothing to do with you.

god damn it.... going to have a smoke and go to bed.

fuck you muzzy. Kiram to dahane nannat and REEDam to jado abadet.

hahaha holy shit you really are iranian.
islam did nothing wrong, just the people who wanted control did. shame you let religion come between this friendship

fuck you fareed...

(she) is what Jow Forums shitposting turns into in 200 years from now
theres no making sense of it but we all do it
this is a time traveler from Jow Forums folks

here is the translation of chicken song(turkish)
youtube.com/watch?v=bQUFO0tx0sU

>a runaway chicken from the hands of a butcher

>lands on my doormat alone and a bit frightened

>bidenaz.. bidenaz how adorable you are, you shameless

>aah chicken.. poor chicken..aaah im curious

>come and teach me some majesty

>meat eaters dont know the way of compassion

>you come to me and leave the rest to me

>I caress your feathers and nails and ??? ???