Be black woman

>having a spotijew account in the current year
you better not be fucking giving them money, faggot.

youtube.com/watch?v=tIeEotdOVew

I identify as a woman of color. I wonder if they'll hire me?

the sad thing is that whoever they pick will be widely successful :(

>using the jewify
>ever

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As opposed to what? Not everyones on Bandcamp

>twerks on baby's head
supposed to be writing my novel and I'm laughing at this dumb shit lmao.

I'll say it again
>you better not be fucking giving them money, faggot.

With successful podcasts going mainstream like 2 Dope Queens, a show that was recently picked up by HBO, Spotify sees a clear market opportunity when it comes to this new space for content creation. Even with the success of the show, a recent study showed that only 22% of podcasts are hosted by women, and the number’s even smaller when it comes to women of color. Spotify wants to change that.

The company is hosting Sound Up Bootcamp, a weeklong intensive program for aspiring female podcasters of color. The event will take place June 25–29, 2018, at Spotify’s New York City offices and Spotify is hand-selecting 10 attendees who will learn about the art of podcast creation, from initial ideation to editing, producing, and marketing from experts in the field.

Spotify is covering all expenses from the five-day workshop, which will include panels, and activities around podcasting, led by experts and professionals. Travel to New York City, six nights of hotel, and breakfast and lunch each day are all included.

According to a recent release, attendees will have the chance to pitch their podcast ideas to a panel of experts and professionals on the final day and the top three pitches will have the pilot process funded, up to $10,000. All expenses for the week will be paid by Spotify.

>be tripfag
>have shit taste
>need to pay for spotify.
probably just kys.

So if I “self identify” as an lgbtqirbjsnvjtieidjgasdfT93000
then they pay for my flight, hotel and food.. or is that only the for the top 5 contestants that sugn up?

I’m a black (white) female (male) and I’m thinking of signing up for free gibs

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Yeah that's what I thought.

Oh well there's gonna be some happy fucking people on Bandcamp.

Haha

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Apple Music

Buy music from ALEX or Daniel Deluxe

>Be woman
The funny thing is they have nothing of worth to say.

Gib Spotify nao

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Virtue signalling.

This is why white need to die off their savior complex went off the charts

I don't fucking care about the shit music you listen to, just don't fucking give money to spotify. Settle for a free account and put up with the ads. Or go old school and download and make your own playlists.

>Travel to New York City, six nights of hotel, and breakfast and lunch each day are all included.
>the top three pitches will have the pilot process funded, up to $10,000.
>all for some women to sit around and learn about podcasts
Okay, this is clearly rigged. There's something going on here, they probably have the people attending pre-selected. Maybe it's money laundering? This reeks of canvases with paint splattered on them being sold for 2 million dollars.

>download
That's what Bandcamp is you fucking pleb faggot

any good spotify alternatives?

what's your novel about?

money laundering is implausible.
much easier to believe it's just "inclusivity" PR to get more black dollars.

Dude, make a cooking show, and send them samples of cornbread and stuff before they ever see you. Do it up right. Say it's a cooking podcast and just have a ton of ethnic food in there. They'll never see it coming until it's too late.

that's what i was talking about, you brainlet. and in the case of
>Not everyones on Bandcamp wahhhh
either pirate or buy from somewhere else, you literal retard

>pirate
You will eventually get as much freedom as you can handle. None.

How can you google something if you dont know how to write or read.

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I respect your digits but they don't change the fact that you're a faggot.

>pirate
>respect
Pick one, twerp

Does anyone with an IQ over 5 actually listen to spotify?

Youtube MP3 converters are a thing.

Normies love spending money on subscription based services

They have a really good discovery algorithm
Filtered

It was simply a suggestion for your outrageously mundane problem of "wahhhh not everyones on bandcamp wahhhhhhh". Also you completely overlooked the word that followed; "buy". Find something else to be assmad about, you stupid cunt.

>go there
>get MK Ultra'd
No thanks.

Isn't MK ULTRA about giving lsd where do I sign up for it

>assmad
That's what the threads about you fucking idiot. Go micromanage someone else you fucking turd.

That's a pretty good deal, desu. The shame is really you can't give these opportunities to whites because of the notion that whites are automatically given the equivalent in some fashion, which is dumb.

M-mom?

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>but
And for the last time that's what Bandcamp is you goddamn pleb

SHEEEIT NIGGA WHITES AND CHINESES BE MAKING DEM COPUTAHS TO HARD FOR BLACK FOLKS TO UNDERSTAND.

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Feet?

GET IN HERE FAGGOTS

userscloud.com/ozehi5x7uifg
Spotify ad remover windows

mess with revenue

Wahhhhh I need my shitty underground music! I can't get it anywhere else apart from spotify! That's why I NEED to throw money at them! I don't care about them being apart of the agenda, just as long as I get my bread and circuses I don't care! Wahhhhh!

And for the last time I was talking about your childish remark about "not all of my shitty underground artists are on bandcamp though!! :'("

Jesus christ, how about instead of worrying about paying for your shitty music you instead buy a length of rope and make a noose. Everyone would be better off with that decision.

>They have a really good discovery algorithm

For pop culture garbage yes. All you'll find on spotify are songs about:
Sex
Money
Black people
Booties.

You fucking dumbass pleb. Spotify has the mainstream stuff that Bandcamp doesnt. Just shut the fuck up. You obviously know jack shit about music.

>Mainstream
Do you know what made 99% of the population apathetic narcissistic retards?

>You obviously know jack shit about music.
people like you are why i'm afraid to talk about any of the bands i like, or wear any band clothing.

>only spotify has rights to sell and provide mainstream music
>that's why I NEEEEEED to PAY for their service! I will NEVER be content with a free account!
You are probably the dumbest cunt I've encountered today. You've already lost and you're arguing to cover your embarrassment. Please, seriously consider buying that rope.

Good, you goddamn sniveling coward

Is spotify publicly traded? Wait til the stockholders get a wind of THIS!

Just pissin' money away.

No, I pay for the phone service.

You won't. You'll continue to take it up the ass from big companies who are almost without exception Dem supporters. Quote me on this, bitch boy. Keep giving them your money.

I don't know if you've been following what that fuckhead has been espousing, but he IS one of the narcissistic retards.

>No, I pay for the phone service.
>that means absolutely NONE of the money goes to spotify :^) ha checkmate, spotijews i'm getting your service my provider, that means your'e not seeing a cent :^)
>I don't understand that you're still benefiting monetarily from this because I'm an utter moron but I don't care!
Honestly, buy that rope.

Again you have literally no idea what youre talking about. Free computer and free phone are very different. Free computer is tolerable. Free phone is not.

This is why the right never wins. Think about it: a Jow Forums poster, the most far right segment of the right, still gives money to a company that's conducting a pro-diversity campaign, basically subsidizing brown people. And then he defends it. You're all hilarious.

Yeah and I just found out about it 20 minutes ago.

Thanks faggot.

One time I download something off this shit and its a fucking trojan.

Why has every big corporation taken on this goal?

What the fuck are you talking about? I don't know how providers do it in that states, but regardless of whether you pay for anything associated with your plan or not, spotify is STILL MAKING MONEY YOU STUPID CUNT. Why do you think they offer free premium accounts through your service? Because they've done a deal with your provider. They are still benefiting from you in that way.

He's not a part of the right. He's a moron who's only interested in his bread and circuses and wouldn't care a bit if his precious service wasn't at risk. He proclaims to feel compelled to cancel his account, but he won't because he would rather listen to his shitty nigger music on an "easy" platform.

because black women are under-represented in that area, you racist!

what do you mean you can literally make podcasts for free? GIVE THEM MONEY

Oh and pray tell what is an example of a "hard" platform?

Doing it yourself. You like spotify not because it has all your favourite nigger "artists", but because of convenience. Mate, you've lost the argument, you've made it well known to everyone who happens to read your drivel that you're an absolute fool, and you're trying so hard to save face. Just move on, accept that you're an idiot, and cancel your account with spotify. Thank you

That's not a platform you dipshit. Would you like one more chance to own up to what a pleb faggot you are?

You are either one of the dumbest fucking retards on earth or an excellent troll. Either way i salute you.

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Keep on trying to save face, retard.

You're going to want a good length of rope so you have enough slack to secure it to a rafter and also tie the noose. Don't leave it too long so that your feet touch the floor, that defeats the purpose.

That's what I thought.

>me so smart me pirate

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I heard hogg told cruz to use spotify and it warped cruz's brain enough that hogg shot kids and made a mockumentary out of it.

nigga like just google the album name with the word zip LMAOING AT YA

I rip the songs I like directly from the radio.

im pretty sure jewgle killed them all with blanket download protection or whatever also the largest site for that got fucked and now there goning through all the logs to find out who downloaded what and take em to court if i remember correctly

So go back to pandora?

which color? why poc in USA is black people? not brown, red, yellow or white. Black is not a color, black absorbs the colors

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they never hid their politics

Political thought and sympathy is one thing but action is another.

They just made me spend $10 to make a point. My auto monthly renewel was 3 days ago. What a coincidence.

Not at all i listen to progressive rock, classical jazz blues and metal and I've discovered a lot of music on Spotify, give them credit where its due

Holy shit, deleting Spotify just freed up 15% of my storage. Now I can finally get more Atkhairy porn

lol and to top it off he's too stupid to understand deleting app data to free up space

wtf? Now I love having every most minute detail that offends Quaingz being Black-splained to me
>no need for lube. just use sand

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when you thought 'Spotify' was a pre-wash treatment for underwear tho

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There are no good companies to support. I guess ill buy a burner labtop and use it to steal music.

How to carve a watermelon.

That's not how Spotify works you goddamn fucking faggot

>paying for music
ha. what is this, 2000?

>tfw you aren't black

Why even live bros?

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oof

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I just celebrated leaving Spotify by paying $19 for the new Estuarine cd