I am right wing and a Trump supporter. How do I enter the US and settle down there? Is asking an American roastie for her hand in marriage the only way these days?
If so, is the best way to go to a spring break location where American college roasties come the best way to find a marriage of convenience?
South Padre, Texas. Find one who lives further north, don't wana be near the border when shit goes down. Get here legally with a work visa, apply for citizenship, cum inside her, marry... should be good from there.
Do you really want a roastie?
this dumb post
have seen many dumb bad b8 post before as an oldfag
You will have to apply and go through the same procedures as others, it will take 7-10 years to become a US citizen normally unless you have a valuable skill set in which the process will be expedited and several years will be lopped off the wait time
They all look like they did some pornshooting
>Get here legally with a work visa
I don't have many active social media accounts so I guess I won't qualify for a visa any more.
>Do you really want a roastie?
I think a sham marriage with a roastie is best. They roastie around in the marriage, so they will never complain.
You get me in to Austria and then I will get you in to the states.
Those chicks can't be American, none are obese
>it will take 7-10 years to become a US citizen
That's fine, Werner von Braun also took some time to become an American.
>You get me in to Austria
Dude, Austria takes in everyone. We don't even have borders. We aren't even a country any more. We are currently debating to change our constitution to prevent Muslim radicals to make their toddlers in kindergarten not wear hijabs. Yes, we literally need to change our constitution to protect toddlers from radical Islam. This is how far our society has fallen...
>Those chicks can't be American, none are obese
I thought Americans only become obese at 24 or 25?
Come here for school and make the most of your time.
>Come here for school and make the most of your time.
I did. But I was too young and after a year of work I returned to Europe. Now I regret it and want to be American again.
Know what you're getting yourself into coming to the 56% States of America
go to a white state
>spring break
>marriage
nigga u dum
What skills do you have? Do you have a PhD? Only other method is to be a shitskin of no threat to the elite
>go to a white state
I want to go to California.
>nigga u dum
I don't want the marriage to last. I just want it for citizenship.
>What skills do you have? Do you have a PhD?
Yes, but it is in economics, so pretty much useless.
I think you'll have to be married for a few years user. Best luck is trying to become an econ professor.