Almost 5 years without a job what do?

Almost 5 years without a job what do?

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what are your skills user?

I don't have any

Get a job

Well what the fuck is wrong with you? Are you retarded or something?
Do something with your life!

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Imrpove yourself, stop contemplating your life every minute of every day. Thinking in circles leads to nothing.

Did you finish school? If not, go back and learn something you enjoy, you can probably do exams at distance instead of dayschool.

Nobody can help you but you, user.

me either. luckily i'm very attractive so i just find women to take care of me. it's a lot easier than you'd think. i havent had a job in seven years, and i'm not about to do whatever shit level nigger job i'd be hired for now.

Be a mailman like me faggot.

It's a one way ticket to middle middle class

>Almost 5 years without a job what do?
Think about what the economy is (a place where people create products that they sell to other people)

Get entry level position, work your way up. Focus on the job not the meetings.

do cashies, pick up some skills working with someone who knows more than you do about something.
pay attention to how the job is done and take it seriously

Lift and go chadmode user, that's the only way you'll be able to bullshit your way into a job.

kek mailman hasnt been optimized to the nigger-tier temp student job in the us yet? any day now then lulz

earning money is satanic. Theres plenty of homesteads you could hop on to.

Get a job from career builder you will get hired somewhere no experience needed

How much is the pay and what state are you in?

How have you survived 4 years without a job?

get a job

Good, giving taxes to the ZOG is bluepilled.

Do healthcare user. Guaranteed a job anywhere.

Abandon Jow Forums and leave it for the Communists like me.

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If you are 5 years without a job, you clearly don't need to get one. Follow your passion. If you are a polymath you are absolutely fucked.

SANTA ISN'T REAL

Work for the Dole. Do you even go to a job seeker provider?

>Follow your passion

I thought the reason we were all here was becuase we lack passion for this world.

Yeah they wanted me to "work" for salvos.

Stop getting jobs.

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>poison wasteland
>wat do
stay inside
lurk moar

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Go to uni

>5
I'm on like 11 or 12. I can do all kinds of shit; but people always use me, so fuck that.

Get a shitty job and learn something.
Work your way up.
Fast food, make pizza's, uber. do something instead of being on Jow Forums all day, we love but fuck get a life.

What do? I wish I didn't have to work for 5 years, congratulations user

What happens when your looks erode and no one wants to train an old man?

How do animals survive wothout jobs? Come on brain. Work damnit!

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Just get a job at a store or something.
Being active and talking to people regularly is important
I got a shitty job recently after about 4 years of doing nothing and I'm a lot happier

Volunteer and make friends, network. It will work out. Even retards and felons can get jobs.

You must of not been looking very hard, ive seen actual retards with jobs, no reason for you not to find one in 5 years.

learn a fucking trade, user

there are online courses, tutorials and tons of information on almost every trade out there, I am unaware how your social services operate but most probably they have some educational programs fit to give you at least some actual papers for completing them, find employment, start from the bottom, show interest and willingness to learn, eventually you'd get better

for fucks sake

You must be retarded, get your shit sorted.
do a course in your preferred interest, VET courses, cert 3, have you had any jobs at all? What were they?

High score?

kill yourself

If you go 5 years without getting a single job it means that you have not tried hard enough or even tried at all, maybe lower your standards and accept a little lower income. It is still fucking income dude.

You could become a paid communist shill.

Wait, you can't. Since they don't exist.

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Start learning Python
it's fun and you can use Linux/BSD
also lot of industries use it, even if mathematically makes no sense (2+2) / 2 != 2 but 2.0 (?)

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Move to the outback,
Hunt dingo's, kangaroos and abbos,
Sell their fur to the((( fashion industry)))

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>In[1]: (2+2)/2 != 2
>Out[1]: False

He has probably lived with his mom for 5 years since he graduated

>learn a trade
>there are online courses, tutorials and tons of information on almost every trade out there
There are but whats good ?

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I guess you can learn PHP. It's not good, but even a muskrat or a nigger can learn PHP.

user learn IT based stuff
its easy to learn, except for when you get to networking because the teachers don't actually know anything.

also do what this user said
They hire you on the spot if you know linux

Get an education, dumbass.

>If not, go back and learn something you enjoy
What if one is dead inside and finds enjoyment only in carnal pleasures that only serve to prolong the will to end it all?

and you,
STOP POSTING IN MY THREADS REEEEEEEEEE!

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>what do?
nothing seriously
no matter what you do it's useless. We are in Hard Time. but nobody dare to accept it
A.I. and robots will stole all jobs . Adam smith theory of free trade can't be use with this
the gap of incomes between poor and rich will not stop until next world war

what you have to do is keep calm and survive until the war start

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Are you fucking stupid? Mailmen in the US make like $30 an hr.

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wait are you serious
I was just offered a job at the post office
Thanks for the info user