Guys, does anybody know where Eichenwaldo is? He hasnt tweeted for hours and there is no way he could be sleeping. I'm really worried about him. Please help me find Eichenwaldo.
Where's Eichenwaldo?
Robert Ward
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William Gutierrez
why wouldn't he be sleeping?
he lives in new york. it's 3 am here at the moment.
Camden Reed
Probably watching some gifs so he can sue someone.
Dominic White
Have you seen what he did to himself on Twitter?
He wont be sleeping for days.
Henry Hill
Post it
Michael Hall
i don't have a twitter, basic gestalt ausbro?
Camden Nelson
only have this one
Kevin Cox
>implying he isn't drowning his sorrows in hours of tentacle porn
user....
Michael Lewis
Jordan Taylor
Reminder this is over the course of a few weeks lol
Carter James
Kevin Morales
why is this man so self destructive?
Nathan Reyes
must see videos, leading up to last nights total core meltdown...
Jace Flores
>Publically went after the conservative Parkland high school kid on Twitter
>Entered into DMs where he has a teenager-level long drawn out name calling match
>He emails Ben Shapiro saying he's been talking to the kid in DMs and that he's mentally unfit
>Shaprio posts the email
>DMs get leaked
>All of Kurt's business ties say they have nothing to do with him
>Kurt posts a tweet suggesting his email was hacked
Cameron Ortiz
Last night was some of the funniest shit I've seen in ages... In the end he tried to imply someone had hacked his email...
Tyler Anderson
Sorry, meant to post to you
James Gutierrez
Turns out that he's not a New York Times best-selling author either...
Such an awesome timeline
Matthew Ward
Can I have a qrd? I knew kurt was mr butthurt, but what happened?
Henry Hughes
Heres a two part run down on Krazy Kurt from Metokur:
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He chimped out over the Metokur video on Twitter, we had a thread going about it calling him a pedo in the OP (because he is) then he visited the thread and tried to convince us he isn't a pedo. Someone will post screenshots but here's a link to the thread archive:
Jaxson Diaz
I wanna see how he tries to recover from this. That's if he hasn't hung himself already...
Joshua Harris
BREAKING.. ACTIVE SHOOTER AT VANITY FAIR BUILDING
Jaxson Perez
Damn, Australia, back at it again with those dank shitposts!
Jose Reed
Man, this shitty polish country ball meme is even more ayy-lmao-tier than SUCC.
Jose Campbell
Kek, did he get fired?
Mason Rivera
Ah, heck, sorry for asking.
The Jew finally gets some of that dank social witch-hunting as well!
Kek.
Nicholas Price
I-I hope that that pic is a photoshop, user...
Benjamin Hall
No, he was a contributing editor for Vanity Fair four years ago and apparently thought he still worked for them even though he hadn't had any contact with the office or done any actual work for them for four years.
Noah Price
>critiques aussie bants
>posts a kiwi-chan
This is why we shouldn't let Muslims have computers. Learn your flags, friend.
Nathaniel Nguyen
That is one fucked up old man.jesus. thanks. Lost more respect for humanity because of a jew.
Mason Reed
i hope its not, looks like that ghastly creature was begging to return to the nether realm
Eli Thomas
He's been a neet since 2014.
He wrote a schizo email to Ben Shapiro claiming that a high school shooting survivor was mentally ill, based on an evaluation by a psychiatrist friend of his who had read the poor kid's tweets, and them he signed the email off as:
Kurt Eichenwald
Vanity Fair Contributing Editor
Then vanity fair denied association with him.
Then someone checked if he really was a New York Times best-selling author, which is his last remaining claim to fame, and it turns out that he isn't...
This clown is a special type of nutter.
Samuel Miller
>New York Times best-selling author, which is his last remaining claim to fame, and it turns out that he isn't...
No user, he wrote that in his bio because he worked at the nytimes and his books are best selling. The lack of a comma separating the two is just an """"""""""accident"""""""""""".
Blake Mitchell
MRS. GARRISON, NOOOOOOOO
James Parker
>implying Kurt doesn't sleep like a baby
may I remind you this is the same guy who managed a chees pizza server?
Jack Green
When do you guys think he's going to an hero?
Jordan Watson
I got banned for posting his address last year. I live close to him.
Gavin Russell
FYI, he lives about a mile away from Dubya.
Matthew Martin
Hehe, why do you expect me to make a shitpost that is contextually accurate?
Okay, I admit I didn't look up the exact flag of Australia, I simply banked on the similarity.
Thanks for pointing that detail out, Pablo.
Wyatt Diaz
If he killed himself, how would you feel Jow Forums?
Angel Russell
Horny
Julian Gutierrez
he's having fun with it, master troll tier
Matthew Perry
Crying about the holocaust somewhere
Connor Rodriguez
TFW you're Kurt Eichenwald, contemplating what happened last night...
Gavin Hall
jesus how has no one culled this fucken kunt e. irl yet
Connor Rodriguez
Andrew Butler
If you don’t go and stuff his letterbox x with five pounds of dog shit right fucking now, I’m never talking to you or your wife’s son again
David King
What a silly question
Kevin Gomez
I can wait until he starts tweeting again
Connor Reed
Noah Bennett
He blocked my Twitter, screenshots plz.