Looks like we're in for another war against the wildlife here down under. We'll win this time, mark my words

Looks like we're in for another war against the wildlife here down under. We'll win this time, mark my words.

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we should not try we didn't win against the

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American here. Have you tried distributing weapons to the roos and the emus and radicalizing them against each other?

Wait, Australians have cars? I thought they just rode kangaroos everywhere.

You Aussies need help fighting the wildlife

>yfw the emus and roos are allied
>the huntsman hordes randomly invade
>the eucalyptoil burns down your house
>sub 70 IQ abbos join the fray
STRAYA

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The roos and emus have too strong an alliance, but we have been able to use this to our advantage: youtu.be/5iyNncvIrz8

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You can't just divulge our classified tactics on the internet

Simply form an allegiance with thbe kangaroos to fend off the emus and such

you'll lay down and take it you aussie fuck

took this on the easter weekend.

Emu troops are massing again.

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Go to sleep, Putin.

it's the drop bear you should be shitting your pants over

The article says kangaroos but pictures wallabies

Roos are tougher than emus. What makes you so cocky this time around?

Leave the ROOs alone abo nigger.

YES THEY ARE. Especially if they killed abos. Woke af

We dont have these issues in Tasmania, it is the white mans land. For leftists.

We shall send drone strikes against the emus and wallabies

im gonna put an ak in every pouch and they will decimate you worse than the emu did

>make guns legal again
>make hunting and eating Kangas legal again
>problem solved

I would personally cull the local kangaroo population out of sheer tightarsery.

>In other news today, The National Kangaroo Liberation Front (NKLF) has continued their talks with NATO. They are sure to join any day now.

New kangastate

On what side are the Abos on

They remain neutral. The Roos would probably genocide their asses.

>the article says niggers but picture shows abos
Ssme shit brev

>make guns legal again
>make hunting and eating Kangas legal again
>problem solved
Guns are legal in Oz. So is hunting.
I shot a kangaroo in the head with a .22LR on Good Friday. It should be compulsory.

What about a boomerang hunting license

Must be nice to live in an almost free state.

We have silicon valley's dry muscular hands gripped around our balls

Are you kidding me? Abos nearly genocided roos

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>tfw not riding my car sized wombat to work

Damn coons...

Y'all need kangaroo death squads

oh no you know who would be sad about this right /pol?

The emus have trained the roos in a convoluted plot for revenge.

>We'll win this time, mark my words
Who are you to fight against Nature ?

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hunting licence in victoria is a piece of piss to get, just involves a lot of waiting

>grampians
Im ok with this.based marsupial brothers

You lost a war against birds, best study your enemy this time.

Yeah, most cunts in "journalism" have never been outside their cities, barring paid flights to other cities.
No shit they don't know the difference when they've never seen either IRL.

Those are innocent animals you dumb cunt. You stole their natural habitat, the least you can do is treat them with respect.

What about just putting fences around the roads?

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They can jump you idiot.

tom green did it better.

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Can you cunts own guns?

lel "our"

You burger

Great... Now the kangaroos are attacking us... Its another australia war

dont need them, just box em

Fucking Tom 'soylent' green
Fuck off.
Fuck.
Off.

google: marsupial lion Thylacoleo
megalania
Procoptodon

Based kangzgaroos suiciding themselves to combat the aussie shitposter menace.

no spics to shoot

But niggers

Don't worry Stralya every western country is going to be fighting a war against wildlife

I really am amazed there isn't a bigger market for kangaroo meat. They breed like rabbits, are native to the land, and apparently taste pretty good.

I buy kangaroo sausages regularly. They're cheap, healthy and tasty. Roo steaks are a bitch to cook properly though.

lol i had my cursor over the lie in charlie when i looked at full size and though it said poop char

it's not marketed at all from what i've seen

meanwhile there's cunts shilling for beef or lamb all over tv and radio

roo is good shit, i need to start eating more of it and working it into the family diet

also need to stop fucking around and go buy a safe and some guns so i can have bunny meat without paying a fortune for it at the specialty butchers

bring it on white boi

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>humans declare war on us
>mfw

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the Rainbow Serpent (PBUH) created women to worship the BKC

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>burger meme

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Get the fuck off /ourboard/ you filthy rats!

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i am stern but fair, apologise for that insult or i will strangle your mother

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Don't make me get the roobar

sneaky fuckers, they need to be watched

kangaroo is fuckin delicious