/ptg/ President Trump General - GRANDDADBOD IS THE NEW DADBOD EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
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NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>jewtube HQ shooting footage 4/3/18
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>Pres Trump presser w/Baltic Heads of State 4/3/18
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>Pres Trump Lunch Meeting w/Baltic Heads of State 4/3/18
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>Baltic Leaders arrive @WH 4/3/18
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>EPA Admin Pruitt on Emissions Standards Rollbacks 4/3/18
c-span.org/video/?443439-1/
>StateDep Special Envoy McGurk @US Inst Of Peace 4/3/18
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>StateDep USAID Admin Green @US Inst Of Peace on Iraq/Syria 4/3/18
youtu.be/Vvj8FZWBtEk
>U.S. Diplomacy Center’s 70th Anniversary of Marshall Plan Event 4/3/18
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>DoD Video: American Steel 4/3/18
youtu.be/evhgQ3RMuHw
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #32 (Lara) 4/3/18
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania host Easter Egg Roll 4/2/18
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>FLotUS Melania Easter Reading Nook 4/2/18
youtu.be/SxRbG0s2420
>WH Easter Egg Roll (complete) 4/2/18
c-span.org/video/?443318-1/
>HUDSec Sleepy Ben on Fair Housing Act 4/2/18
youtu.be/sdrjLEv4ajw
>Sarah on F&F 4/2/18
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>Eric/Lara on F&F 4/2/18
youtu.be/UA6mBwpTA-g
>SurgGen Adams @APHA Natl Public Health Week 4/2/18
c-span.org/video/?443317-1/
>StateDep Readout Heather on Economic &Biz Measures 4/2/18
youtu.be/1atDfp280kw
>WH Easter Egg Roll Readings 4/2/18
>Bunny Hop Stage w/US Army Band
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theatlantic.com/international/archive/2018/04/mohammed-bin-salman-iran-israel/557036/
zerohedge.com/news/2018-04-03/new-study-provides-yet-more-proof-saudi-state-sponsorship-isis
zerohedge.com/news/2018-04-02/saudi-crown-prince-admits-saudis-financed-terrorist-groups-blesses-statehood-israel
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>We did it Reddit

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Nasim "Empty my 9 on the buffering line" Aghdam
Nasim "Reduce my revenue and your body will be residue" Aghdam
Nasim "Delete my clip and your fucked as shit" Aghdam
Nasim "Like and subscribe or I'll shoot up the tribe" Aghdam
Nasim "Oy fucking vey you're all dying today" Aghdam
Nasim "Censor my speech get shot in the streets" Aghdam
Nasim "Demonetize my vids, lobotomize your kids" Aghdam
Nasim "Slaughter the nerds, not the birds" Aghdam
Nasim "Eating vegetables before making vegetables" Aghdam
Nasim "Let me talk about animal abuse or I let the bullets loose" Aghdam
Nasim "Kill the kike that gave my channel a strike" Aghdam
Nasim "Slaughters YouTube's headquarters" Aghdam
Nasim "Hit me with the ban, you'll get the thunder from Tehran" Aghdam
Nasim "Murder the kikes who gave my video dislikes" Aghdam
Nasim "Steal my views and end up on the news" Aghdam
Nasim "Vids get flagged yids get fragged" Aghdam
Nasim "Youtube Rewind or your life is declined" Aghdam
Nasim "Saving my stream by gunning the Google team" Aghdam
Nasim "Don't eat meat, just shoot Pajeet" Aghdam
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Nasim "Let me advertise or your whole team dies" Aghdam
Nasim "No workout views? Let's try gun reviews" Aghdam
Nasim "Give me my money or things will get gunny" Aghdam
Nasim "Take my supporters and there goes your headquarters" Aghdam
Nasim "No Youtube dough? Your lives gotta go" Aghdam
Nasim "I can shoot my content in 1000 fps" Aghdam
Nasim "Censor this tushy, I'll make your brain squishy" Aghdam
Nasim “Like and subscribe or meet the .45” Aghdam
Nasim "Youtube is for faggots, let's feed the maggots" Aghdam
Nasim "Don't want to eat bread? Why don't you try lead" Aghdam

youtube.com/watch?v=1ZAPwfrtAFY

YRYL made it 7 mins personally

So this is what it feels like to have a martyr.

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So what's Trump doing today guys?

Is this the "storm"?

that's pleasant.

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He made Melania wear something like this and she practiced these moves in the privacy of the Lincoln bedroom.

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all bullshit aside persian girls are hot as fuck.
BIG TITTIES
BEST ASS
iranian girls are top tier

Nasim "70 subsribers after I die" Aghdam

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Autism. No really

Only idiots get married in this day and age.

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She looks possessed

green leopard melania incoming

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*DAILY GUIDANCE AND PRESS SCHEDULE FOR*

*WEDNESDAY, APRIL 4, 2018*

*7:05PM THE PRESIDENT departs the White House en route to a private dinner*

*7:10PM THE PRESIDENT arrives at a private dinner with supporters *

*7:35PM THE PRESIDENT has dinner with supporters *

*8:35PM THE PRESIDENT departs the private dinner en route to the White House *

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>Female Iranian vegan YouTube sensation PETA activist shooters are now a thing.

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This shit was so predictable I can't believe it took a year for it to happen

(((elite supporters))) or just normal?

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MKUltra all up in that bish.

Females with guns are now a thing. Id avoid all arguments with them if i were you.

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wait a minute...that buldge

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I won't be told that I am a underage b&:
Hey, it was the old version of him.
Pic in the original post from me is related.
I don't know if the nu-bob version went on TV in murica as well, that could be the source of your confusion.
I am 19 turning 20 in June.
Heck, those were the times back then, just innocent little cartoons.

Wouldn't the NRA keep its membership details private? How do people know no shooter's been a member?

Why would you bother watching that trash?

I didn't predict this.

I'm pretty smart so I'm sure it's not "So, predictable."

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That's the feeling of coping with loss. Boogie just needs to remember, when dealing with loss:

1 2
2 50

masochism

T?his is fucking psychotic

>how come there are no female mass-shooters
>the very next day

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I'll try it.

MY SOY NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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That some youtube autist would get fucked over and snap? I wont pretend i predicted it but its hardly a suprise

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MORE SOY FOR ME.

>Glug glug glug

I bet the left will find a way to not count her since there were no fatalities other than herself.
They'll even go on to say that only women should own guns, because if they do go on a mass shooting nobody would die.

She did shoot up an office instead of merely shitposting.

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How will the west ever recover?

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I'm just bored. mosquito bites.this is really gay.

Q predicted this

Probably something PAC related

Yeaaaaahh ... shorting US stocks! Imma be rich niggar

Believe me, it'd be the absolute first thing that is reported.

More members of the U.S. House of Representatives are choosing not to seek re-election to that body than at any time in the past quarter-century – including a record number of Republicans

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SHE BROWSED Jow Forums

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This matches Trumps recent moves about equally

effort was made here

didn't make it past the video title

>white blue red

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>AWOo.

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>and they're *FABULOUS*

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Pew Pew

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>bald, no hair
Someone post the pullup

Nasime-chan could pass for a JoJo character just on FABULOUS factor alone

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shoo shoo active shooter awoo

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10:31...not rage though, just bored with his obvious fallacies

Who here in sheer excitement over what the GOD Emperor will tweet today?
Butthurt from Reddit will compensate for the fact that another election was lost by the GOP yesterday xDDDD

I was shooting tomatoes!

Why'd you hit me!?

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will fix
sorry wolf grill

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Very well done, user

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The amount of awoos that have been created is staggering.

This is fucking great. Nice job.

>feel better

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Too many. Might be time for a cull.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>Intrest rates are risng. US in debt to eyeball. Trade war. Shorting the US market
Imma be rich

propublica.org/article/how-you-can-use-trump-town?

ProPublica (funded by Sandler and other Democratic aligned foundations) assembles thousands of records of Trump administration appointees.

This is quite, nuts I guess

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>Back in March 2017, Bloomberg used an earlier version of our data to show that just 27 percent of political appointees in the new Trump administration were women. A year later, The Atlantic did a similar analysis, finding the gender breakdown had only improved slightly, to 33 percent. That’s compared to the 2 million-plus federal workforce in the executive branch, which is 43 percent female, and the entire U.S. workforce, in which 47 percent of employees are women.

>Similar demographic analyses focusing on age or ethnicity could be done. The goal: to see if the Trump administration reflects the public it serves. You could also background individual employees to estimate ages, using LinkedIn, resumes and other biographical information

lmao

>Nasim “Like and subscribe or meet the .45” Aghdam
kek

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If soy get's expensive, does the tranny trend then die?

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New level of FUCK TRUMO

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If someone had done this to Obummer they would've been classified as Right Wing Retard

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There is nothing special about being white.

This is literally after-effect of Bush-Clinton-Obama 'dynasties' losing power
They're so scared

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I'm not sure if this is of any help, but I had a collection of awoos laying around and decided to share it with you guys.
Seeing how you guys seem to have such a steady stream of new awoos though, I am not sure of how much help it is.
Anyways, if there are any newfriends here, here you go!
Greetings from Germany, god bless America!
dropfile.to/stqPNbH

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That one is the best.
I wonder what caliber pistol she actually used.
Likely 9mm since .45stopping power would have more deaths.

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have a nice day

You teh man, user.

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>There is nothing special about being White.
Right? It's crazy so many try to be like us and freak out when denied.

interesting

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Reddit sure is buttblasted about Trump's Russia tweet

>Americans
>white

>became the most powerful nation on earth by tearing down walls and not building them
>DIVERSITY IS OU'RE STRENGTHTHTH!
Man, shit will be funny once there are only 30% European-descended in America and no one pays that welfare system anymore.
I would seriously reccomend not using the term "white" but rather "European-descended", as it would be a clever way to agree and amplify the kikes message about "white" being a ((((constructed))) identity.
What do you guys think?
I mean, it would exclude Jews in one strike at the same time, which would be pretty dank desu.

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>Actual Americans: white
Wonder what mystery meat country you hail from, proxyfag?

???

Saudi Arabia's crown prince MbS admitted that Saudi nationals have funded terrorist groups, and that Israelis are entitled to live peacefully on their own land - yet another indicator that the relationship between Riyadh and Tel Aviv is strengthening.

>When it comes to financing extremist groups, I challenge anyone if he can bring any evidence that the Saudi government financed terrorist groups. Yes, there are people from Saudi Arabia who financed terrorist groups. This is against Saudi law. We have a lot of people in jail now, not only for financing terrorist groups, but even for supporting them. -The Atlantic
Bin Salman's comments come days after a U.S. judge rejected Saudi Arabia's request to dismiss lawsuits accusing it of involvement in the 9/11 attacks.
>The cases are based on the Justice Against Sponsors of Terrorism Act (Jasta), a 2016 law that provides an exemption to the legal principle of sovereign immunity, allowing families of the victims to take foreign governments to court.
>The families point to the fact that the majority of the hijackers were Saudi citizens, and claim that Saudi officials and institutions "aided and abetted" the attackers in the years leading up to the 9/11 attacks, according to court documents. -Middle East Eye

MbS also told when asked if Jewish people have a right to a nation-state in at least part of their ancestral homeland:
>“I believe the Palestinians and the Israelis have the right to have their own land. But we have to have a peace agreement to assure the stability for everyone and to have normal relations... We have religious concerns about the fate of the holy mosque in Jerusalem and about the rights of the Palestinian people. This is what we have. We don’t have any objection against any other people. This is what we have. We don’t have any objection against any other people”

Saudi Arabia does not currently recognize Israel
- maintaining for years that normalizing relations all depends on the withdrawal from Arab lands captured in the 1967 Middle East War
- territory Palestinians claim to be theirs for the establishment of a future state.

>"There are a lot of interests we share with Israel and if there is peace,"
MbS added.
>"There would be a lot of interest between Israel and the Gulf Cooperation Council countries and countries like Egypt and Jordan”

Recall that the first two stops Donald Trump made as President were Saudi Arabia and Israel, where he met with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin "Bibi" Netanyahu and Saudi Arabia's King Salman to discuss a coalition to fight terrorism
- which, aside from the US and Israel, includes Egypt, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, the UAE, Bahrain, Oman and Jordan
- assembled to fight the Islamic State and curtail Iran's regional ambitions.

Last November, the 32-year-old bin Salman announced plans to "wipe terrorists from the face of the earth," by forming a coalition of 40 Muslim countries to defeat ISIS.
>Speaking at a summit of defence ministers from across 41 majority-Muslim countries he spoke of a need for a "pan-Islamic united front" against terrorism.
>“In past years, terrorism has been functioning in all of our countries... with no coordination among national authorities.
>"That ends today, with this alliance."

The first official meeting of the new Muslim alliance was held a week later
- just two days after an attack at a Mosque in Egypt killed over 300 people, including 30 children
- in what was called the country's worst terrorism incident.

It will be even funnier when the aid runs out for africa and a billion africans starve

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Meanwhile, bin Salman traveled to Washington D.C. in March, where he began what's been described as a cross-country road show to lure American firms and investment to Saudi Arabia - a crucial component of his "Vision 2030" plan to wean the ultraconservative kingdom's economy off its reliance on oil.

Since being appointed heir to the thrown, MbS, 32, has embarked on what fawning US media have described as an "ambitious" reform agenda. He has earned-widespread praise for lifting restrictions on women driving while loosening rules around male-female interactions and also reining in the country's religious police.

In an effort to wean the Kingdom off of its dependence on oil, MbS launched his Vision 2030 initiative - a plan that relies on foreign investment.

theatlantic.com/international/archive/2018/04/mohammed-bin-salman-iran-israel/557036/
zerohedge.com/news/2018-04-03/new-study-provides-yet-more-proof-saudi-state-sponsorship-isis
zerohedge.com/news/2018-04-02/saudi-crown-prince-admits-saudis-financed-terrorist-groups-blesses-statehood-israel

Thank you user

it's so easy to trigger yuromutts

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Notice you didn't answer the question. I rest.

Do you think Trump is even aware of how bad the midterms are going to be?

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