/ptg/ President Trump General - DESIGNATED MARRIAGE EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>jewtube HQ shooting footage 4/3/18
youtu.be/ffsv0f-T0dc
>Pres Trump presser w/Baltic Heads of State 4/3/18
youtu.be/mm0m-lALnfc
>Pres Trump Lunch Meeting w/Baltic Heads of State 4/3/18
youtu.be/YlBwU_JOqMc
>Baltic Leaders arrive @WH 4/3/18
youtu.be/DakoMcoe0_8
>EPA Admin Pruitt on Emissions Standards Rollbacks 4/3/18
c-span.org/video/?443439-1/
>StateDep Special Envoy McGurk @US Inst Of Peace 4/3/18
youtu.be/z44sF6Pt9pc
>StateDep USAID Admin Green @US Inst Of Peace on Iraq/Syria 4/3/18
youtu.be/Vvj8FZWBtEk
>U.S. Diplomacy Center’s 70th Anniversary of Marshall Plan Event 4/3/18
youtu.be/da6DZUGJEtw
>DoD Video: American Steel 4/3/18
youtu.be/evhgQ3RMuHw
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #32 (Lara) 4/3/18
youtu.be/OKuidXbrHTY
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania host Easter Egg Roll 4/2/18
youtu.be/x0o2KDmtI78
>FLotUS Melania Easter Reading Nook 4/2/18
youtu.be/SxRbG0s2420
>WH Easter Egg Roll (complete) 4/2/18
c-span.org/video/?443318-1/
>HUDSec Sleepy Ben on Fair Housing Act 4/2/18
youtu.be/sdrjLEv4ajw
>Sarah on F&F 4/2/18
youtu.be/AsXu0aI8-gk
>Eric/Lara on F&F 4/2/18
youtu.be/UA6mBwpTA-g
>SurgGen Adams @APHA Natl Public Health Week 4/2/18
c-span.org/video/?443317-1/
>StateDep Readout Heather on Economic &Biz Measures 4/2/18
youtu.be/1atDfp280kw
>WH Easter Egg Roll Readings 4/2/18
>Bunny Hop Stage w/US Army Band
youtu.be/n0uI5rVB9yw

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youtube.com/watch?v=x50o3AYRjq8
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Have fun showering

Awoo?

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MGTOW needs harsh treatment for their own good.

I'm two episodes into Mindhunter, does it get better?

thanks. will probably not be baking anymore, it's late.

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>jewtube HQ shooting footage 4/3/18
youtu.be/ffsv0f-T0dc

this is incorrect but kinda funny.

Is being metrosexual and conservative possible?

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>animal rights activist

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ayy lmao

Thanks for baking, dear friend

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stfu dumb awoo posting redditor

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Ajoe?

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>166696149
nigger

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Ajew

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>too much of a coward to reply correctly
look at this asshurt faggot & laugh

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HEATHERBOOOOOONG! I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE!

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>Boomers

Yes but w h y would you want to?

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>166696242
down low gay nigger stfu

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Why she go shooting up youtube?

Demonetization and seeing degeneracy getting adbux

They demonetized her channel

I can hear you coming
I know what you're after
We're wise to you this time (wise to you this time)
We won't let you kill the laughter

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they were being assholes, they age restricted her clearly appropriate work out videos and when she called them they tried to talk their way out of it by saying "it's just inappropriate"

she had enough.

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Is being metrosexual still a thing?

Dunno but I have a free that is and I don’t get it. Seems odd

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fren*

Link?
I'm still catching up on this

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youtube.com/watch?v=aVBsTlR7ilI

drudgereport.com/

for some i suppose, I see it as being ambiguously gay

no. tranny shit isnt even popular now.

if you arent a "woman" who was born a man and just married to a "man" born a woman then you simply arent in vogue.

settle down mister reddit

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I saw an animal clip documentary about these fish; their mating cycle, you know?

The macho fish would get to breed like you would expect but there were also these smaller, effeminate fish that would pretend that they're bitches.

Anyway when the Macho fish went out to do man stuff like scout their turf to protect it and shit, the smaller effeminate fish would hop on their ladies.

Cool thing is macho fish would also protect the effeminate one's eggs because they're all together, ya know?

>fishes get cucked lol

Nature, am I right?

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lel i thought you were kidding
never get between an sjw and her cash cow

>166696703
OMG he said reddit again.

You're barren of (you)s because you suck, buddy.

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danke

(You)s are for soyboy faggots
have another

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she wasn't an SJW she was a vegan who did exercise videos and other, mostly bad, content

I-Is it you?!
I never understood that shit. It's one thing to be handsome and well dressed/groomed, but borderline gay? Ehhhh...
Good point

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> Aghdam also quotes Adolf Hitler, saying, “Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it.”

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>166696885

validation is for soyboys lmao, stoic heroes like you need none.

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>tentacle posting
>not bantsing eichenwald
DONT EVER POST ME OR MY WIFES DAUGHTER AGAIN!

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I'm glad you understand kid

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Liberals win Wisconsin judge seat. Blue wave confirmed real.

>trump will legit be impeached

>she wasn't an SJW she was a vegan

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She's a hero ahead of her time

Nice try. But awoo will never compete with the Nordic Samurai

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I think it just became the mainstream male aesthetic. The way males between 20-30 dress now would have been considered 'metrosexual' ten years ago.

Show me a ponytailed Heather and I'll know it's you

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>166697037
delicious (you)s, you'll never taste these you solitary beings.

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based Pepe
Pepe won the election for Trump, not fucking awoo garbage, forced by some shill company

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which one?

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twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/981491439233355776

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TODAY

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/981492087328792577

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Who wants some Jewish tricks? Looks like the Jew isn't half as sublime as he thinks he is

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nice

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>filename
No... no that's not a HeatherBong filename... NOOOOOOOO!!!

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>mfw Trump is sending the military to the border

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Don't worry, I've got you.

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>today
Is it our Kristallnacht?

>We will be taking strong action today.
w-what's happening today?
youtube.com/watch?v=x50o3AYRjq8
>thousands of files
>some of them can't just be normal
mate

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TODAY!
RIGHT NOW!

Just nuke them already.
It would resolve most financial and environmental problems in the world.

>that pitifully low quality Heather

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>We will be taking strong action today.
Oh shit. It's National Guard deployment time!

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are you okay buddy

>taking strong action today

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>that war was lost many years ago
Vengeful Trump timeline?

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>America loses.

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That's the one! Correct filename too. Good to see you, brother

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>This narrative kills the Q larp

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why are people way older than me working at fucking mcdonalds? this is why i cant find a job... because i dont have a decades worth of experience. TRUMP NEEDS TO MAKE A LAW SAYING YOU CANT FRY CHICKEN AFTER YOURE LIKE 23
>go to kroger
>see women in their 50s working
>go to burger kang
>40 year old mexicans working
how is this fucking allowed

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So was it a poo that shoot up youtube
I remember seeing it somekind of sandnigger name

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>her

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Just stop working, duhh..

Say you'll work overnights

>bunch of media reporting its a white woman
plz

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I'm going out for lunch now, idk when or if I'll be back today. Don't have anything too crazy go on whilst I'm gone.

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she was iranian

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>human

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(((white)))

lol wut
trey gowdy is resigning?

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>slammed
What did (((they))) mean by this?

I would feel sorry for leftists if they weren't so damn evil.

retiring

[]Trump is going to lock up Hillary
[]Trump will allow water-boarding
[]Trump is going to end/reduce foreign trade deficits
[]Trump is going to drain the swamp and get rid of lobbyists
[]Trump is going to end import/export banks
[]Trump is going to pull out of NATO
[]Trump is going to issue a Muslim ban that doesnt even last as long as the legal challenges to it
[]Trump is going to deport all illegals
[]Trump is going to end involvement in the Mid East
[]Trump is going to get us out of Afghanistan
[]Trump is going to prevent trannies in the military
[]Trump is going to stop funding sanctuary cities
[]Trump is going to stop funding Planned Parenthood
[]This is actually a picture of a wall

YOU ARE HERE

[]Trump is going to use the military to protect the border

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>I would feel sorry for leftists
don't

You know that this YouTube censorship has been going on for a while, not even allowing you to be a conservative and keep monies..

once people realize that their avenue for creative money making is taken away it's either compromise your content or go flip burgers if you're unskilled.

what a world.

wish we had a UBI worked out already, I don't like this.

Can't make any promises with Trump at the helm! Have a good one, man

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REPUBLICANTARDS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
ONLY RUSSIANS TALK ABOUT SHOOTINGS!§

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