Brit/pol/ : Based Phelan edition

>Teenage girl shot dead in Tottenham, north London
theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/apr/03/girl-shot-dead-tottenham-north-london

>UK to introduce 'tough' ban on ivory sales to protect elephants
news.sky.com/story/uk-to-introduce-tough-ban-on-ivory-sales-to-protect-elephants-11314833

>Eddie Izzard calls for Labour to 'stamp out' anti-Semitism
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43613464

>Anti-Semitism row official Christine Shawcroft quits Labour NEC
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43605840

>EU planning its own 'bateau de commerce' trade yacht modelled on Royal Yacht Britannia
telegraph.co.uk/politics/2018/04/01/eu-planning-bateau-de-commerce-trade-yacht-modelled-royal-yacht/

>Why can’t we speak plainly about migrant crime?

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dwi.gov.uk/consumers/advice-leaflets/fluoridemap.pdf
youtube.com/watch?v=lbwERuBEnkU
bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-43491155/police-are-black-knife-deaths-being-ignored
youtube.com/watch?v=wBgaznKBynE
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43628494
theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/apr/04/man-arrested-fatal-stabbing-suspected-burglar-london
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This solar system is property of the Coalition of Wealth™

Good links tho

1st for Souf F.C

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>rothschilds bow to the Coalition of Wealth
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control Shit/pol/ with an iron but fair fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Wealthgrad will be be the first city)
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Wealthy Babies.
>both memberssaid to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>This is the Coalition of Wealth
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Wealthbots inside you right now
>The Coalition of Wealth are in regular communication with Martin Luther and Philip Melanchthon, forwarding the word of Protestantism to protect British interests
>They learned fluent French, German and Italian in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Wealthknox
>The twins are 100 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In relity, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe
>The Coalition of Wealth will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love
>Rumoured to be the masterminds behind 'Russian' poison attacks
>Forced Gordon Brown to sell the gold
>Influence Diane Abbott to bring down the Labour party
>Persuaded David Cameron to call the referendum
>Own the UDA and UVF with plans to create an Ulster superstate
>Use Tommy Robinson merely as puppet to gain the influence of the right

Based Finland GTFO Amerimutts

youtube.com/watch?v=mLGPeXINe4A

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dwi.gov.uk/consumers/advice-leaflets/fluoridemap.pdf

OY VEY DRINK SOME OF THE WATER SUPPLY GOYIM, SETTLE DOWN, ORDER A KOSHER COUGH I MEAN HALAL COUGH KEBAB
NO HUMAN MEAT CONTAMINATION THIS TIME I PROMISE GOY!!!!!!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=lbwERuBEnkU


DON'T FORGET TO PAY TAXES GOYIM

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>went to work
>stayed for 2 hours doing boring office shit then left at 6.30 pm
>went home on underground train filled with wagies and Staceys who see me as a disgusting creep
>was so demoralised I knew I had to binge as soon as I got home (picrelated)
>wasted entire evening on internet (and the happening was a fucking nothingburger)
>can literally feel time speeding by now that I'm in my late 20s

>be a 27 year old ugly beta loser autist with no friends or social experiences since school, no female attention ever, never been to pub, club, or party

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Scotland?

Culturally are Canadians closer to USA or UK?

The USA by a LONG, LONG, LONG shot.

Reminder:

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Worse than smoking, drinking, or being an alcoholic

You should cancel your internet connection wholly if you match any of the following:

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>Don't do enough
>Feel lazy
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>Feel anxious
>Feel lonely
>Feel like you're wasting time
>Feel like you're watching life tick by

Just a little cheeky reminder that Britain will be majority non-white and there is nothing you can do about it so you might as well just embrace it, shitpost memes and have fun.

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Depends who you ask.
Pretty large generalization to differ

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First for superior investigative skills

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bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-43491155/police-are-black-knife-deaths-being-ignored

Stop being racist.

You're located right next to the United States, not to mention Britain its self is extremely Americanised... you're culturally closer to Americans by a long shot. In fact, the only thing keeping any of the so-called """"Anglosphere"""" culturally similar is Americanisation and English.

Reminder that the true Anglosphere are near untouched islands, not Australia, NZ or Canada.

Also, don't forget to /kick it out/

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I'm going to spend the afternoon doing some digging on the Office for National Statistics and spreadsheet. It might take a little while but do you think comparing the percentage white British local authorities to the crime rate will bring up any interesting results? I could also include median house price as a poverty indicator.

US. Australians are way more like Brits than them

Hopefully they're encouraged

London’s monthly murder rate has overtaken New York City’s for the first time in modern history - ABC News

(days old news thou) but fuck that muslim mayor

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Saw Tower Hamlets when I visited London,but didn't knew until now there are even less White parts,damn

yeah it could

Not really, like I said it really depends.
My family is almost all born in UK.
I'm more British than Canadian IMO, but some English Canadians have been in Canada for 5+ generations and barely know any English customs or history.

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Niggers keep bragging about it as if its a good thing.

BIN THAT STATISTIC MATE

SLO THA FOOK DOWNS
I CAN'T READ THAT FAST AND W'TCH THE FOOTIE AT THE SAME TIME

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You might be a rare case depending on where it is you life and what cultural norms you abide by, I don't know your life, but Canada as a whole is A LOT culturally closer to the U.S. than the UK.

The only countries I confess to give a shit about are England, Scotland and Wales.

>My family is almost all born in UK.

Lies,you have been living in Canada for generations

Canadians are much more American-like than Aussies/Kiwis. Perhaps that's because they're stranded in the ocean like us whereas you neighbour the US.

youtube.com/watch?v=wBgaznKBynE

fookin rite on mate, racism dunt need no place int'fookin bri'un no more
ngubu 'nd mo salah fookin geniuses saved norf f.c they did
corbyn tellin it like it is, like.

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Australians seem extremely anti-English. They certainly have nothing to do with me.

Worthwhile m8

BITCOIN SHILL THREAD
SAGE AND REPORT

It's because I have always maintained my heritage.
Canada actually used to be considerably more Anglo than American, but sadly most of the bureaucrats are Franco phones so the government is largely culturally French, which ironically enough is Americanized, which is likely why you think of Canada as an american proxy state.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43628494

Check your reality m8

I keep seeing people on Twitter blaming Sadiq. Funny, I wasn't aware he invented black culture.

I don't care about them either but their language, mannerisms and culture are more like ours than those of the Americans.

>so, Laquita, we understand you saw your little brother be knifed to death
>I din see nuttin
>but you were right there, you have his blood splattered on your face. We have cctv images of the whole thing, we just can’t identify the attacker
>*smacks lips*
>I ain no grass
>but your little brother-
>*smacks lips profusely*
>nah blud, I din see nuttin

Not true, but okay.
Not sure why you'd somehow be bothered by a pureblood Brit expat.

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wtf

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You are probably still more ""Anglo"" ancestrally than the US, at least statistically I'd guess. The UK has been a US proxy state since 1945 too.

Yeah, I agree completely. Just saying, I've had Australians try to engage in some cheeky anti-English banter with me being Scottish and all and it just comes across as cringe worthy.

As if I wouldn't drown that entire desert shithole if it meant saving England.

>Teenage girl shot dead in Tottenham, north London

You lived you life like a candle in KFC

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>Man, 78, arrested over fatal stabbing of suspected burglar

theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/apr/04/man-arrested-fatal-stabbing-suspected-burglar-london

Reminder that you are also not allowed to defend yourself in your own home.

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Northern Ireland is a complete fucking shithole. I have mixed feelings on its existence.

Speaking of people Britain is culturally close to - you mongs may not like this, but Britain is culturally closer to Ireland than Australia, New Zealand and Canada combined.

Reminder

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>Youtube shooting
>"bet it's a white male!"
>mfw it was an Iranian tranny

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I don't care much for the Anglosphere countries either. I prefer Britain overall but the Aussies are the most tolerable of them.

>Britain is culturally closer to Ireland than Australia, New Zealand and Canada combined.
Seems obvious.

>Go to Northern Ireland
>Find IRA
>Give them money
>???
>Profit

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KEK

I'm glad this madman was stopped before he attacked any more burglars.
Do you really want these people in your bingo and church halls?

Is the Foundation party good or a nothing burger?
I found out about it from some UKIP lad resigning from UKIP and joining Foundation as co-founder.

It seems to me right now as just another fracture party of UKIP like For Britain and Bolton's party.

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WHY THE FUCK YOU CHATTING MY NAME FOR

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He's responsible for policing in London and he's pushed against stop and search powers, while completely abdicating his responsibilies as Mayor to whine about Trump.

OI
OI MATE
BIN THAT RACIAL HATE SPEECH MATE
CALLED YOUR COUNSELOR MATE

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I love New Zealand too. It's just they'd always side with Australia over Britain. The Anglosphere is just a Jow Forumstard meme tbqh.

The Irish are good craic. Scottish people and northerners are definitely closer to the Irish than any of those colonial mongs.

>(((((""""VOTING"""")))))

Lived in Tower Hamlets for 12 years.
It was like Mogadishu.
Somali gangs passing girls around as currency.
Completely isolated societies within society in the sharia zones.
Girlfriend made to leave the bus because she was "improperly dressed" (she was wearing a tshirt and jeans in summer).
Unmentionable bush meat in back freezers of the shops.

Depends
How many candidates are they standing in the locals?

They would've been able to just about scrape the deadline

yeh blud that fukkin disrespect he's a fukkin wasteman blud sounds like he has big beef wiv you famalam.
shud get da crew 'n stab 'im innit, fukkin merk 'im blud.

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He has been detained pending investigation (i.e., till they figure out what the hell happened) but he is unlikely to be charged. They changed the law about home intrusions years ago, you can legally shoot someone breaking into your home.

So the burglar cornered him in his kitchen and was threatening him with a screwdriver?

He fought him off and killed him. If the old man gets charged it’s game over. Any news on the race of the attacker.

I couldn’t imagine how terrified he must have been with 2 guys invading his home, nightmare

>brags about being english in one sentence
>brings outer/pol/ into shit/pol/ in the next

Goodbye.

OI I BEG YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP DICKHEAD
FROM WHEN YOU'RE FROM SE12 AND MAN'S OUT HERE REPPING THAT PENG SE13

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>Girlfriend made to leave the bus because she was "improperly dressed" (she was wearing a tshirt and jeans in summer).

Lol

Reminder,even without mass immigrations,there is still a huge demographic problem that will only get worst in future and Mainstream politicians are helping this

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>Speaking of people Britain is culturally close to
>Ireland


Ireland is one of the geographical British Isles though. They are not UK, but they are British.

did pube really get doxxed?

>Goodbye
as if you have any power over him
what a joke
you worthless cuck

Kek, why was she parading the goods in front of fat middle aged middle Eastern men?

I understand that. The wider populace however, don't seem to grasp that this is just what blacks do when they are the majority group in an area. You see it in Rwanda with Tutsis and Hutus, in LA with Bloods and Crips and now in London with SW5 vs SW6 or whatever.

I thought it was
Britain = England and Wales
Great Britain = England, Scotland and Wales
The UK = England, Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland.
British Isles = Britain & Ireland and the isles.

So conclusion is that Australia is culturally closer to Britain than Canada and the reason for that is too much of American influence in Canada

This.

>They changed the law about home intrusions years ago, you can legally shoot someone breaking into your home.

From what I remember, the government advised the police force to try keep these types of cases out of the courts, because occassionally a jury full of retards would convict someone for self-defense.

No laws were changed though, the issue is still left to the courts because of how subjective it can be.

>too much of American influence in Canada
Well Jow Forums, what did ((((he)))) mean by this?

Yep. There's a large overlap between the two.

get black police to do stop and search.
no more -racist whitey- bitching.

Yes, probably, but the Anglosphere is still a meme or at least overexaggerated on Jow Forums. CANZUK is a fucking joke.

Ahhhh what’s the name of the guy that did time for shooting a nigger that broke into his home?

>ROT
>HER
>HAM

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Tony Martin? They were pikeys though

How about they shut the fuck up about it until the statistics prove they are not violent apes

Oh yeah that’s it

you must be new, outer/pol/ might not know these but we do and they're called projections.

of course your average bangledeshi whore can knock out eight kids on bugs and fresh air but global crop yields and protein content are declining globally.

France can't even produce human edible wheat anymore.

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Yeah, Tony Martin. He was a National Front member and had previous firearm convictions which fucked him over hard. In comparison, some other old man shot a burglar and only did 10 months for an illegal firearm and not the whole murder thing.

If you ever need to defend your life, you need a) a good background b) luck with the court you're in.

How much halal/koshur crap do you eat m8?
>stop eatin that shit
>go to the gym

Sort your fucking self out

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Reminder to vote Conservative for better, brighter and fairer future for Britain

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He shot a 16 year old in the back with a shotgun. It wasn't quite that clear cut.

>you must be new,
Kek. He's been posting in here for 2 years. That makes you sound new. All of his opinions are from Outer/pol/ though, he gets angry at Shit/pol/ for not LARPing as National Socialists.

Also this. The burglar he shot was running away. That would be a crime in the most lenient U.S. states.

i fookin hope so, then the shit can't back out of a fight if we know where he lives.

If a burglar got into my house armed I would not feel safe until they were completely neutralised, ideally, that would mean disarming them and restraining them but I think that's unrealistic in most circumstances. I think reaching for a knife a reasonable use of force.

>France can't even produce human edible wheat anymore.
huh

Less darkie crims

What is not to like?

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Oi Oi

Hope you lads got shitposting licences, otherwise you're nicked.

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You're absolutely right. This all boils down to the simple fact that London needs a competent and pretty brutal police force.

From Wikipedia:
>Fred Barras, the dead youth, had already been convicted of total of 29 offences by the time of his death at the age of 16, including seven convictions for theft and six for fraud.
>He had been sentenced to two months in a young offenders' institution for assaulting a policeman, theft and being drunk and disorderly. On the night he was killed, Barras had just been released on bail after being accused of stealing garden furniture.
>His elderly grandmother, Mary Dolan, stated: "It's not fair that the farmer has got all the money and he is the one that took Fred away."

Based Tony tbqh