Why do men

Need birth Control?

>men cant get pregnant

...im not the only one seeing this right? These scientists are retarded

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guys want to get laid w/o having to wear condoms you retard. You never know if your girl truly takes the pill

What ever happened to the studies with that injection into your nut tubes that was supposed to block the jizz and dissolve in 10 years?

look at what it does, it is chemical castration, it also lowers tesosterone and sex drive. Meaning it lowers agression and impedes muscle development.

>taking a pill just so you can hit it raw
>hormones fucked up
>at least the pussy feels good

This is emasculizing men. Becoming reliant on pharmakia is exactly why god destroyed Babylon

>A birth control pill for men includes a side effect that has frustrated women
No child support checks

because you cant trust women.
Also fucking a woman that you cant trust without wearing a condom is suicide. Enjoy herpes and aids faggots.

also that pill works by lowering your testosterone.
Basically turns you into a "soyboy" and will nuke your sex drive. I guess if youre not having sex the pill is 100% effective amiright?

Why would a man need child support checks if he gets laid 33% more than every women ever?

This. Betas who decide to take this pills deserve to be removed from the gene pool anyway

It doesn't make sense. Men cant get pregnant. I understand where you're coming from. I cant get passed this. Men dont have uteruses. It doesn't make any sense

thats why you dont go nutting in random women

The joke
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You

It's to make the onus of pregnancy an equal responsibility. Instead of wearing a fucking rubber or pulling out, men will now be expected to estrogenize themselves.

Fuck this gay Earth. We need robot waifus with gesticulation matrices.

Pre-marital sex is a sin.

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Hahah im gunna take this pill for laughs

>why do my kids have an extra chromosome?

Its not a joke user

Men already have the option of a vasectomy and it didn't become the norm

>using "birth control"
>instead of learning to control prostrate and pulling out in time

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artifical wombs don't need to be inside a mobile robot. You can have two robots. One womb robot, and a second cleaning and laundry folding robot. Robot doesn't need to cook or raise children, women are worse than men at cooking and raising children anyways.

THIS THIS THISB

doesnt feel nearly as good

are you a redditor (redditors make this joke at every opportunity)?

The average guy already has fertility problems from xenoestrogens and obesity.

>herpes
Minor cosmetic issue
>aids
Unlikely to be received from a woman.

go fuck niggers and necklace yourself you retard

All they do is ruin your testosterone levels

Yeah this is absolutely 100% retarded

fucked my gf many times raw an w/o pill never got pragnant because I mastered the pullout technique

>pragnant

Flag checks out

We have condoms already goy, but this is more about lowering testosterone desu. Having testosterone makes you combative, more curious, and less likely to cause trouble. You can't have a world of slaves if you have men with testosterone enough to soldier. Low test will also make you more likely to vote Democrat/liberal polices and more likely to invite invading hordes of migrants to breed out your intelligence and turning the country into mongrel shitstains.

It's male "temporary" sterilization, not birth control.

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There is nothing temporary about fucking up your hormones m8. Jow Forums is full of retards perma fucking their testosterone because they can't do a proper hrt cycle.

Anyone who takes this is an idiot. Messing with hormones can have a cascading effect on all systems in the body. No one should do it unless they medically need to and they have tried having a healthy diet and exercise first.

Women controlling bc means they can trick men into impregnating them. Having a male bc pill means both of them have to consent to pregnancybfor it to happen.

It got protested by feminists, and now it's in some kind of legal limbo.

High levels of synthetic testosterone act as birth control. Funny how that's banned but a drug that lowers testosterone isn't.

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Because it's invasive and permanent.
Vasclamps report to be reversible but not always, and still require surgery

Steroids aren't illegal. They're banned.in professional sports.

Run slap.exe

Incorrect:
>In the U.S., AAS are currently listed as Schedule III controlled substances under the Controlled Substances Act, which makes simple possession of such substances without a prescription a federal crime punishable by up to one year in prison for the first offense.

Women who know to arch their back are a gift from God.

>Jow Forums is full of retards perma fucking their testosterone because they can't do a proper hrt cycle.
what exactly is going on over at Jow Forums?

so then pull out? if you do it properly it's as effective as condoms

>herpes
>cosmetic

>what exactly is going on over at Jow Forums?

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cut your nuts off you cuck faggot

They are developing an alternative, which has the side effect of lowering testosterone.

I'm serious.

It gives more power to the man, so that girls can't just secretely stop using the pill to get pregnant, you fucking idiot

Yeah, right.

>Use pill
>Haha- that child isn't mine, I was on the pill!
>Judge laughs at you and sentences you to 18 years of child support

>A pill for man
Just stick with the fucking condom fuck
Why would you take a pill by (((them))) if you can just dress up your John

This, this should be obvious

Don’t fucking take it

>I mastered the pullout technique
Good for you, pulling out is shit though

It’s a Trojan horse

We’ll learn in ten years that an “unintended” side effect of frequent use is chemical castration

>Just stick with the fucking condom fuck
Once you're used to not using one you can't go back

Basically this, DNA tests dont exclude you from child support then neither will a pill

Enjoy being at the whim of the womans choice to lie about being on the pill

*Higher than pubertal levels.

worth it

This too. It's legal to own here even get it for prescription, it's iffy to sale just like selling antidepressants would be.

Hardly. My last girlfriend was about as exciting as a dead fish or fucking a cup of water.

One failed relationship from donning your fag-flag.

>limp dick
>a-at least it doesn't shoot sperm
Fucking pathetic mate

Get checked for infertility. I was pulling out too with great success then later found out I was really shooting blanks. It could happen to you too. Get checked before it's too late.

>mastered the pullout technique

So you never cum inside a women, you just finish off fapping everytime

Are you being serious or just fucking with me?

anyone advocating sex with a condom is a fucking virgin. that shit takes away all of the feeling and all of your effort has been subverted by the contraceptive jew.

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Do all you jdif/eichenwald pedos go raw?

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>Giving self-hating shut ins an outlet for their brown cock lust

Comics were a mistake.

Works like a charm. Beats the mood swings/acne chicks get from the pill any day.

Same, I literally never have precum so pullout masterrace my friend

Sucks bro, hope chemical intervention can help. Pullout works though. Two kids and counting.

So is wearing clothes made of two different materials.

>men cant get pregnant

Whoa you neanderthal, it's not the B.C. era anymore. Get with the times.

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why aren't all OP faggots sterilized?
there is no right to reproduce
all men and women should be sterilized
>thinks a man has to blow sperm everywhere
you are exactly the sort we don't need on this planet

I had my girl get an IUD, the copper t shaped thing. It's 99.9% effective and you don't have to worry about her taking her pill and being fucked up by hormones.
Also it's easy to check if it's still there, I can feel the small string near her cervix when fingering her during foreplay.
That shit is good for years. Litterally the best solution.

All men (not just some) should be forced to support any kids created from their sperm. Those who don't should have their dicks cut off. There's your male birth control.

Most women aren't going to trust that a man took his pill. This doesn't protect either one from an STD or HIV. Male birth control pill is a stupid idea.

You know how soy "may" cause faggotry, demasculation and all-round betaness?
This treatment WILL cause that.

I ooze 10ml of precum so sadly not an option.
Then again I wouldn't fuck if it wasn't for procreation.

>pill has same side effects that hurt women like fucked up hormone levels and depression
>Women take it without question
>Men don't want to be clinically depressed just to have responsibility free sex
Really makes you think.

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>the delicious teenage cellulite

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I want to be one of the first to suggest that this should be freely distributed to the black community. But you have to tell them it is illegal narcotics or put it in the water because they are too stupid to take it regularly.
#populationcontrol

>chad takes male birth control to fuck stacys
>turns into a betaboy
>none of the virgin take it
>virgins become the chads

Is this /ourpill/?

Indeed.
Limiting your consumption to what's natural is the start of the Iron Pill.
Freshly butchered full-fat meat, fresh vedge free from insecticide, etc.
Androgen-blocker pills don't belong in that list.

But user jews have already taken away all my feeling

Girls love the feeling of how raw dick and being cummed inside of. I only fucked married women though. You can raise my kids.

then get married and stick with one woman so you don't pull out

Because the risks are worse for men than women right now. If the bitch gets pregnant she has options, the man don't.

To make you* infertile, so you have 0% chance to make a female pregnant.

*: assuming you are a CIS white male of course :^)

> What is pre-cum?
> What is enjoying it without having to keep on your mind that if you don't pull out, it's 18 years baby jail?

Then don't take it. I wan't it. I'm terrorized at the idea of a pregnancy!

what a shit thread op. wtf is wrong with you? saged