*blocks your path*

Shoot it with the .50 cal

Squirt it with cold water.

Start rolling.

youtu.be/DgpYfCnLhAo

Walk slightly faster and leave it huffing and puffingly exhausted behind me after eleven meters

Man the harpoons

Leave it alone. It's just protecting it's cache of bread.

lol best one ever

Great job balt-bro

Show it a donut, then toss it in the woods. Works on fat folk and police.

kek

Ban people

winner chicker dinner

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This

actually laughed

But she has a spear. You're dead meat if she throws it.

Could work, just stay away from public transport stops, arrival of the vehicle will give it a boost as soon as doors open.

lol

Laugh like the guy on the right

damn funny

THIS!

kek.

Best in thread

the girl in the background is THICK
would be ideal for a dwarf fetish roleplay

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feminazi big boss level

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Newfag

yes

Kite while casting fireball and then see what kind of loot she dropped.

shut your mouth when you talk to me

there is something wrong with you

Turn 360 degrees and walk the other way

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In Texas we lasso it, brand it, put a cow bell around its neck, then release it. Unless we've been drinking...gets a bit more interesting if we've been drinking.

>stop right there, criminal scum

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weaponized hippo???

when did whales get harpoons? evolution gone wrong

got em

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>*blocks your path*
>What do ?
Run past it, it will drop dead by its own heart popping after running 10 feet.

>implying she can move that piece of fat she calls an arm fast enough.

it must have been docile at one point, a nonamerican spray-painted it with jibber jabber

>realm boss lvl 2
>1488 hp
>8841 xp
>strong: ice, water
>weak: fire, wind

Thine nudity shudders such, it conveyeth an eyesore upon the blind

I love how you can immediately tell this is Russia.
>But race is a social construct right?

put her in this

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igni. fucking swamp hag

Dodge roll, back stab, repeat

No match for my crystal soul spear.

Felt bad for her. That’s a terrible way to go.

Feels weird knowing that this /gif/ is older than most of the faggots here nowadays.

saaaaaame

I know that gif is ancient, but what kind of autistic faggot has that sitting around ready to go?

that rectum tho

>tfw when im the autistic faggot
MEEEEE
>thunder boooming

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underrated

I'd tackle that fat bitch into the pile of bread loafs and then proceed to hate fuck her till i bust a nut deep into her fat greasy snatch, hopefully she would raise my rape child as her own.

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Fuck me, I haven't seen that in ages.

damn near killed em

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run two complete circles around it until it tires and falls asleep near the food

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>That gif
Are the oldfags still among us?

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Fuck yeah, seaking

I'll bite your legs off! Come back here you yellow bastard! The Black Knight always triumphs!

This will work. Make it so.

you should put that meme in plastic and preserve it for the ages

gather my m8s for a hunt

Uhhhhh 360 is a complete circle you retarded twat, you meant 180. Unless of course you’re a chubby chaser, which would make sense.

being this fucking new
lurk more

Lul faggot I was browsing pol while you were still sucking your mommys nipples till they bled.

turn 360 degrees and get out

Germany, you're better than that.

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>the joke
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>u

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Ah, the Bagger 288, the World's largest excavation machine.
The teeth on the wheel are scoops bigger than a dumpster.

Can /tg/ make a setting out of this picture?

>Dwarf and human slave traders, beastman slave
>artistocrats/nobility who walk around with firearms
>mobile steampunk Ogres (females have blue skin or blue hair, males have red skin or red hair)
>hooded assassins
>blind bearded wanderer

>that samefagging
my sides

>turn 360 degrees and get out

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> hurr durr not a newfag le epic trollface
ok

An user after my own heart

I killed one of those in Bloodborne.

she is assaulting me and I fear for my life.
I shoot her

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lol

stat her /tg/

motherfucker someone has to save the weird shit for posterity. I wish i had saved many things like dick shitting nipples

>Germany, you're better than that.
>known for being scat and furry enthusiasts
oh i'm laffin'

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The Turk and Steampunker had enough of this shit.

Agility for sure is 1