Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - You're all retarded Edition

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>News in german
tagesspiegel.de/weltspiegel/unglueck-in-hannover-kampfhund-toetet-offenbar-mutter-und-sohn/21139144.html
welt.de/finanzen/immobilien/article175134932/Baukindergeld-Oekonomen-ueben-heftige-Kritik-an-neuer-Regelung.html
focus.de/regional/sachsen-anhalt/halle-saale-afd-verteilt-flyer-an-schueler-aufregung-um-auslaendergewalt-an-schulen_id_8709048.html

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=15BDENi280k

>Self improvement
youtube.com/channel/UCxYSbdi13s-DgzAOgm84zPw (best ketogenic & low carb channel)
youtube.com/channel/UC55arnpcgz2f1BuqmyzrHdA (best channel about working out)

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=yPMYlxso2UU
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs
youtu.be/Xe2CtQfwu40

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=wQsEf3TVtGY
youtube.com/watch?v=hpZYrlGCiNI
youtube.com/watch?v=oeHA7MtlPL0

>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Meme Collections 2.0
postimg org/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/zRU2HecC

>Tasks
Create memes & Spread memes on social media
Join at least one of the following: AfD, IB, Einprozent to counter subversion
Get fit & stay well hydrated
Spread flyers and stickers in your city

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allium_ursinum
de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knoblauchsland
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Honaraba membas

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> toxic masculinity
We are all victims of toxic masculinity. DON'T deny it :).

> The concept of toxic masculinity is used in psychology and gender studies
> to refer to certain norms of masculine behavior in the United States and Europe
> that are associated with harm to society and to men themselves. Traditional
> stereotypes of men as socially dominant, along with related traits such as misogyny
> and homophobia, can be considered "toxic" due to their promotion of violence,
> including sexual assault and domestic violence. Other stereotypically masculine traits,
> such as self-reliance and the stifling of emotions, are correlated with increased
> psychological problems in men such as depression, increased stress, and substance abuse.

I always wonder how people can come up with shit like this. kek.
What can you expect from meme studies such as gender studies.

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>Deutschland

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make Deutschland über alles again

There are more benis in ur mom dan in endire univers :DD

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Damnit, with my Asperger's one may consider me a living embodiment, a true avatar of toxic masculinity...

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Bump for our queen

and music!
youtube.com/watch?v=yg8rvEsyqYQ

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Make way old commie filth, there's a new cowboy in town! Yeeeeeeehaaawwwww ride'em'cowboy!

youtube.com/watch?v=Dye7GMH8PHg

EIN LIED!

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Go home you are drunk

>Cowboy
>posting hipster superfood-shit

More like goyboy, you filthy soyboy.

interesting band!
i have to admit that this sounds a little bit too autistic to mee tough kek
sorry

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230 pm here, just off work, I leave in about 2.5 hours for another 14 hour shift, no way I am drunk.
Well, unless you mean drunk from pride.
Then, yes, very.
They sell pakchoi at my walmart for $2 200 seeds, what now saucy Kraut? Besides, I normally grow just a dozen and a lot smaller, super fast and easy vegetable to grow, it's not supposed to get as big as the pic.

Pakchoi is great and it's easy to grow

madam speaka

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Very, I mean chard is the best alternative, but I grow much more swisschard to eat with bacon and onions. Just as easy, but I pull the choi out when it's much smaller so it all stops growing, then it's toasted. Chard you keep the stem and then pick the leaves forever.

I hate to say this, but diversify your greenhouse.
i yet have to hear someone complain about potatoes or a few carrots.

Point of orda!

Haven't tried potatoes or carrot yet, will eventually. I grow watermelons and honeydews; pumpkins and squash is the best. We eat it, but the pumpkins are mostly used to fear off the dead ghosts at harvest time, gotta put those out by the front door or you'll be haunted by ghosts. But the seeds are good.

is this now a martial industrial thread?
youtu.be/tdzEvEqC-jo

I guess so?

youtube.com/watch?v=XO01A2AX1hE

I've never had chard in my garden before.

Two days ago I lost 90% of my tomato and cucumber plants through frost. Now I have 4 weeks to regrow some. fml

>potatoes
An abosuletly no-brainer. The only thing that can fuck up your harvest is the potato bug and leaf mould

>pumpkin
Had a decent harvest last year. I prefer hokkaido and butternut

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Obviously, tomatoes, strawberries, sweet peas, peppers. Had 15 pumpkins last year, all from letting just 1 pumpkin sit and rot slowly over the year without touching it, literally did not sow or plant anything. Weren't the best pumpkins but good ones, 100% was not haunted by ghosts at harvest time.

>carrots
can be a giant pain in the ass for multiple reasons

really? It does work like that?

Had chard with potatoes as sides for the lamb on easter. Was delicious

Since biologe is gone and only TOXIC MASCULINITY and talking about vegetables makes the rounds here (Able-ism)
I will take my short leave to take a curling session, eat some fucking pudding, drink some coke and hope i get diabetis

Chard is real easy to grow, just got to make sure they don't bolt, but they take the neglect very easily. Cut the larges leaves off, let the little ones grow. I was about to start my garden but decided to hold off. Greenhouse is that what you put yours in?

its about the time of year now, to go into the forest and collect bear leek

See you later fren

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kek i dont hope so

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Yep that's how I was taught. Bring a basket and some sheers and do just that. You'll see the very little leaves, always in the middle mostly growing, leave that be and you'll have swisschard for just about most of the year. I think I even left them in the ground over winter and they grew back up in Spring. I was a child then, but my dad kept mowing over it, and it kept growing back so I had to go pull them out.

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Watch your blood sugar, Sütti! Don't want to unnecessarily risk our future Propagandaminister.

>Greenhouse is that what you put yours in?
Just the tomatoes, chilis and some special cucumbers. The weather is too cold here to have them outside even during the summer.

All the other stuff comes outside in the field.

Not worth it

you can make godly Pesto with it

Yeah I'd say. You grow Riesling plants? When I move to Germany I'd like to take my hand at about 10 plants.

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the time of the year the woods reek like inner-city shopping mile

>Riesling plants
I have one for over 15 years now but it never grows any grapes.

The only regions that are capable for it in Germany are Rhineland Palatinate and Baden-Wuerttemberg

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Oh yeah and cabbage as well, to make barrels of Kraut. woods where?
Okay that's nice to hear. I always thought grapes stopped producing after so many years, did not think Riesling would last that long. Well I did some research, I could grow Riesling in the US if I wanted, but I'd rather wait. Shoot they grow lots of Riesling in Australia.

BKA is still BAKA

>"Our Future"
>[Was ist des deutschen Vaterland-echoes in the Distance]
I wouldn't worry too much, despite my self-destructive diet that nearly consists of 90% coke for hydration and processed untermenschen food, The doctors assessed my Blutbild to be in "Great Condition" when i donated Blood.

woods in germany
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allium_ursinum
this grows everywhere, and it heavily reeks of garlic, like a kebab shop

>cabbage
Lost over 20 big cabbages last summer. Stupid butterflies. This year I will cover the plants with a net

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Lower-Saxony. The woods are full of wild garlic

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Kann ich Deutsch sein, wenn das einzige Kraut das ich mag Blaukraut ist?

Watashi ha Kurau-to desu!-bump

>Blaukraut
ES HEIßT ROTKOHL

Okay that's nice to know, but doubt I will do much venturing.
Oh wow, yeah cover with a net, if you have a greenhouse sometimes having strung lights near the dirt but not on the dirt help with frost, also got to cover them a lot, if you use them outside, black tarp works great collecting that sunlight.
oooh that probably smells like heaven.
Are the bulbs edible?

It doesn't. Don't know, only the leaves normally

According to the wikipedia article that the other user sent you that you didn't pay attention to, YES.

Fucking hell, American.
The only vegetable worth mentioning here is you.

You must not cook with garlic a lot.

when you collect the leafs before they bloom, you can make godly Pesto with them

I thought it said it was poisonous except the leaves can be used like basil (see I read, daddy).

garlic isn't a part of german cuisine

Haha, your genetics must be as blessed as mine then! More or less a human garbage bin when it comes to food. Also the heavy drinking. Still healthy though...

>Calls me daddy
Why do you insist to write like a fucking californian basic-bitch with a valley-accent?

I CAN READ. I USE WORDS.
Now, if you can kindly step back about 10 footie distance away that would be great.
It will be when I live there.
Kraut, I use garlic in everything. Garlic makes cooking hamburger meat much more devine.

>what is Knoblauchsland?

de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knoblauchsland

>I use garlic in everything
Tell me more about American cuisine! Tasty pink slime, yummy
>Pic related

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I said Germany

Did I hear someone say garlic??

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... now this is interesting.

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>Grammelknödel
More like Gammelknödel am I right?

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if you are nearby come along, take your shitposting to even higher levels

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american health assoc is pushing the "soybeans are good beans" meme in favour of their donators bayr and monsanto

wtf?
Das ist ein Karnickel, oder?

Der absolute Zustand...

Are even Aware of the potential consequences?
You are what you eat, when you change a population's diet you will also change it's behaviour.
Bananas for example activate Endorphins that make you feel happy and active, they are a big thing in African cuisine.
When you feed Germans garlic... hell we will soon turn into Northern Italians.
Arminius would be ashamed!

Wie groß stellst du dir Möven vor, user? baka

*you

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Merkel was able to form a government, but as I understand she had to surrender on a number of platform positions and government assignments to SPD.

I'd imagine this will push more people to AfD. What is the pulse of the people right now with regard to Merkel and the coalition? How about within her own party? Do you see more German people waking up to the European suicide?

Soy is the Jew of the vegetables.

user, I literally just bite into onions to eat. I even eat garlic cloves by themselves.

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Werd mir nicht zu frech ;)

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Was ist es dann?
Ich bin mir recht sicher das ich am Anfang Karnickelohren gesehen habe, und jenachdem, wie alt das Karnickel ist...

We call the likes of you "krüsch" up here.
At the very fucking least try one, you uppity bitch.

I could understand if it was turkish like a döner that you'd jolt back, but this passes as german and since its not turkish you are pretty sure to not have an honormurdered 14 year old in it, so fucking eat up, ya cunt.

>hamburger
I prefer traditional german food

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We eat potatoes, ham, sausage, and greens in America. Different varieties. See, we are very "diverse" :p

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>patrioten
>communism
>meme flag
>discord
idc if you're BKA or r*ddit cancer, but please kys, you're being an annoying lil shit

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>Hamburger is not german
ever heard of the Hamburg steak?
Never heard that americans like to take their food on the go? (hot-dog, corndog, taco)?

It's 56% german at the very least.

>Would you like some cabbage with your butter

>attactivity offensive
what the hell is that subbosed to mean?

when we collect the leafs, the day of the rake has finally arrived and the final solution to shitposting is neigh

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>ever heard of the Hamburg steak?
nope

Maus oder Ratte, was schlimm genug ist.

Same with Döner im Fladenbrot.

Krautwickel sind auch sehr geil.

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a challenger appears

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I am sure they meant it in a way how to make the square more publicly active instead of feared to drive out druggies, or at least increase the audience when someone gets stabbed.
Hehehe mit Pinkel :DDD

>rote bete

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butter is the gateway to heaven. Mashed potatoes + butter superior to mash + gravy.
what is that? Looks good.

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pfff, not even gif

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