Brit/pol/: Berry-Faced Saxonoid Edition

>Teenage girl shot dead in Tottenham, north London
theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/apr/03/girl-shot-dead-tottenham-north-london

>Elderly man held for killing burglar
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-43639183

>UK to introduce 'tough' ban on ivory sales to protect elephants
news.sky.com/story/uk-to-introduce-tough-ban-on-ivory-sales-to-protect-elephants-11314833

>Eddie Izzard calls for Labour to 'stamp out' anti-Semitism
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43613464

>Anti-Semitism row official Christine Shawcroft quits Labour NEC
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43605840

>EU planning its own 'bateau de commerce' trade yacht modelled on Royal Yacht Britannia
telegraph.co.uk/politics/2018/04/01/eu-planning-bateau-de-commerce-trade-yacht-modelled-royal-yacht/

>Why can’t we speak plainly about migrant crime?
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2018/03/why-cant-we-speak-plainly-about-migrant-crime/

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Other urls found in this thread:

breitbart.com/london/2018/04/04/britains-foreign-office-deletes-tweet-accusing-russia-produced-salisbury-attack-nerve-agent/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imperial_Federation
archive.org/details/tk-Technological-Slavery
youtube.com/watch?v=sEXHeTcxQy4
youtu.be/7ABNEjPxWEg
gov.uk/government/statistics/schools-pupils-and-their-characteristics-january-2017
webarchive.nationalarchives.gov.uk/20130321225803/https://www.education.gov.uk/researchandstatistics/statistics/allstatistics/a00196015/schools-pupils-and-their-characteristics
youtu.be/WKWKq0ThhAw
youtube.com/watch?v=z5JaiE8htl8
youtube.com/watch?v=jC1vtG3oyqg
instagram.com/zanderhodgson/?hl=en
youtube.com/channel/UCTwypF-EatND53DxEAIqMWw
vocaroo.com/i/s0qJUCgl5kHa
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

LUV ME A BERREH FACED MAN A DO

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>Britain’s Foreign Office Deletes Tweet Accusing Russia of Having Produced Salisbury Attack Nerve Agent.
breitbart.com/london/2018/04/04/britains-foreign-office-deletes-tweet-accusing-russia-produced-salisbury-attack-nerve-agent/

He's pretty cute, right?

:3

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imperial_Federation
Is this what we have now?

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archive.org/details/tk-Technological-Slavery

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LUV ME A FOKIN NORFERN MAN. DEYRE REEL MEN DEY ARE WIF ERM MUSCLES N AT

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DA DA DO DA DA DO DA DA DANANA DA DAO DAO DA DA DO DA DA DO DA DA DANANA DA DAO DAO DA DA DO DA DA DO DA DA DANANA DA DAO DAO DA DA DO DA DA DO DA DA DANANA DA DAO DAO

youtube.com/watch?v=sEXHeTcxQy4

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All the small things
True care truth brings
I'll take one lift
Your ride best trip
Always I know
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting, commiserating

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SHES SO LUVERLY
SHES SO LUVERLY
SHES SO LUVVEERRLLY

youtu.be/7ABNEjPxWEg

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eyy up luv yer like yer men with a 'elfy berry glow to ther complexion like?
sign of a propa upbringin' that, fed on propa nurishin' bri'ish grub.

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Why are dark-haired Brits so superior to the g*Rmanic dogs?

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gov.uk/government/statistics/schools-pupils-and-their-characteristics-january-2017

Replace the '2017' in that URL with any year back to 2010 to find that year's data. The pupil ethnicity is usually on Table 9a in the spreadsheet. If not, keep looking, it is there. The stuff pre 2010 is on government archive service here:

webarchive.nationalarchives.gov.uk/20130321225803/https://www.education.gov.uk/researchandstatistics/statistics/allstatistics/a00196015/schools-pupils-and-their-characteristics

what a yew doin' 'ere dad?

youtu.be/WKWKq0ThhAw

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na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na

IF YEW DONT LOOK LOIKE THIS YEWR NOT GETIN IN ME FANNEH. PHWOAR PHIL IS SO SEXEH.

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>be me, an urbane, tall, well spoken, Southern man about town
>get in to a black taxi and notice the Northern accent of the driver
>generously ignore the britpol memes and engage him as my equal in conversation as a show of courtesy
>start a theoretical discussion of the UK's place in the world and it's possible future states after the Brexit transition
>expect a slight bond of friendship to form due to our shared patriotism, despite its manifestation in vastly different intellectual capabilities
>after my discourse, all he could do was grunt and then say, "Aye, but if my auntie had bollocks she'd be my uncle"

Why do I even try?

>henry cavill
looks like Michael Fassbender

...

Why do some people here simply not understand that we are totally fucked as a white nation - the momentum of the demographic shift is simply too great to overcome even if we banned all arrivals tomorrow with dark skin, which obviously isn't going to happen.

I'm not just trying to make a point either, I'm just curious as to why some people here still have hope? Do you just not know how bad it is?

Don't you actually get it? By the year 2028 over half our pupils nationwide will be non-white. That's just as far into the future as 2008 was. You *can not* stop this from happening.

>image courtesy of fcmd

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This phenotype seems exclusive to the n*rth. I've never seen a southerner who looks like that.

you've never seen a southerner without a cock in each end either

Northeners are so fucking disgusting. The dialect, the culture, the people... Everything about them is totally irredeemable

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They can just as easily be sent home as they can be brought here no matter how many there are

Jimmy Saville did nothing wrong. He was innocent.

he's camin haome
he's camin haome
he's camin
abduls camin haome WAAAHEEEEEY GWARN ABY

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Aye erm torrhs framed 'im cos he wus a propa norfern lad

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Name ONE decent quality about Northerners.

It's almost impossible.

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Norse blood

Oy vey, give her another term, goyim!

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Short lifespan although they reproduce more often and sooner to compensate

heptarchy revival when?

What's the American consensus on northerners?

they aren't southerners

A Northern Titbeast can spew out eight screaming 65IQ little berry faced piglets before it has reached the age of 24.

Southerners are feminine Remainers and blacked

Northerners are brutish communists and grooming ganged

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ha'way northerners are fookin' class kidda

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Which one of these is you?

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>Benign fairies in Scandinavia
He said good

I'm a Midlander.

youtube.com/watch?v=z5JaiE8htl8

Lmao. I think we ought to design a bioweapon to target Northeners. It's us or them at this point

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>Lesser Berry Faced Northerner detected.

Calling yourself a 'midlander' doesn't cut it mate, you're a Northern Pig.

Is vaping southern or n*rthern?

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this terrifies the southerner

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Why does every page 3 / glamour girl end up being blacked? Do they not even like being CHAVVED?

If we banned Greggs, Bookies and Football over half would wither away and die by the end of the week.

Cut out takeaways, reality television and soaps and the rest of them would dissolve like Beroccas.

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We have ascended your dichotomy, pleb.

This terrifies the Northener.

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Is this accurate?

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This makes the Southerner think twice.

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>This Northern gentleman demands that you give a portion of his taxes so he can buy Cadbury's Chocolate Fingers, Greggs Sausage rolls and a triple bypass.

What do you do?

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MERCIAN’D

Reminder the anti northern poster has been exposed as pedophile

I hate Northeners. They're a cancer on this country. They unironically believe that they could run this country. Seriously, look at the memes they post on Facebook. They think a snarky lossy-compressed jpg maymay about Tories shooting foxes qualifies them to deal with our banking institutions - a task which requires high-class Anglican/Jewish Southern genes.

Name a more beautiful selection of English cities. You can’t.

Northern Pigman and Southern Ratface BTFO

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Does anyone else have no idea what goes on economically outside London? All the graduate jobs are in London or nearby small towns.

Sometimes I think we should turn London and the south in to a megacity and the rest of the UK a nature reserve

They're Northern cities mate.
If you're outside of the blue area you are not Southern and by extension - barely human.

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COME ON
EILEEN
TOO RYE AYE
COME ON
EILEEN
TOO RYE AYE

youtube.com/watch?v=jC1vtG3oyqg

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>Southerners looking down on everyone else when it’s literally the home of Sadiq’s London

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>literally conquered all of those regions but thinks he's better than us
the absolute state of the South

This threat is really uncomfortable.

GO OAN EILEEN ME DOTIR. FOOKIN' WALLOP IT IN

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I like geographical banter. It’s nice to be talking about something other than the absolute STATE we’re in

Er....
Um.....
Some of their music's not bad.

Remember, when Englishmen bicker, the Frenchman snickers.

He said 'decent' quality.

Fill his Gregg's sosij wroll with cyanide.

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Oooooo me PEE TEE ESS DEE ya rotten fookin suthern poofter

best post

They realise the country is sinking fast and are looking for someone to blame, but they wouldn't dare point their finger towards the real perpetrators.

t. Cornishman

*subverts your dichotomy*

Death to the Northern Pigman! Death to the Southern Ratface!

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the french man licks her

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I have applied for graduate jobs everywhere except london
don't want to go there
but haven't been accepted anywhere else yet

This is Camden's school ethnicity data for 2017.

Name any school area and I'll try and do it for you in this thread or the next.

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GOOAAAAAL! GET IN MO MY SAHN!

SA-LA-LA-LA-LAH I'LL BE MUSLIM TOO

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>Gets conquered by Danes
>Southern Kingdoms don't get Viking'd

Now your genetics are that of the berry faced pig man.
Sorry mate. You're a Northern Pig. You can still see the genetic legacy of the D*ne in the actions of Northern scum.

>Little to no idea of property
>Thieves
>Will resort to violence over any perceived slight
>Pale, except with a lurid pink hew reminiscent of raspberries
>Hates religion and piety
>rapes and pillages his own community.

Can confirm.

Pigmen are grotesque.

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whats the cut off bit?
White other i presume
so what what does any other white background mean?

A DID ME BACK IN LIFTIN A COUCH UP ME STAIRS BACK IN 1996. 'AVENT WURKED SINCE COS ITS TOO TROMATISIN FUR MEH

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Guess who is in central London, drinking coffee, browsing the front on his phone, and feeling sad about life?

I finished reading a history book today (last night, at 4 am) and I have 500 pages of atlas shrugged left (and I'm reading another book on my phone but I leave that for commutes).

Even as I went to the underground station at 8.45 pm I saw qts leaving, probably from their £100k city jobs.

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german model

>London as Libertarian
>CCTV camera every ten yards
>Millions of gimmiegrants

NO.

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Thankfully with the latest news tonight they will just continue killing each other which will balance this out.

im not sure i he is a ching chong or not
London has all the DUDE WEED LMAO type lefties compared to the norther DUDE FUCK THATCHER LMAO northerners

So where does the north start?

>completely ignores the fact that Mercia conquered the South and spouts off nonsense about the Viking invasion
the absolute state of the norman south

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THREE LIONS ON THE SHIRT

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He's English.

instagram.com/zanderhodgson/?hl=en

youtube.com/channel/UCTwypF-EatND53DxEAIqMWw

milton keynes

Tottenham

I thought at the time May had jumped the gun.

vocaroo.com/i/s0qJUCgl5kHa

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south of your mum