SERBIA

Terrible
Stay out
We're full
Fuck off

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You were there before 2012? Cause that clip is from their eviction.

Fuck off we're full

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Little Russia in every way possible.

Its a nice country, shame its filled with serbians tho.

Not really.

This

How to fix country?

Hmmmm, best way I can put this is.
He only gives the illusion of progress which make the older folks vote for him. Serbia is literally 60% older people so he remains in power despite doing nothing and making shitty decisions. There is some bullshit called Belgrade on Water, which they got the Saudis to invest in...Needless to say, lot of construction and nothing to show for it. Just money laundering.

>kill gyppoids
>kill degenerate football hooligans
>restore monarchy
>reunify with Mountain niggers
>????
>profit

High rate of corruption so best bet is to get someone that would drain the swamp (yeah I quoted Trump I know). The country could really be self sufficient if someone puts work into it. Plus, we should stop trying to get into the eu

Best thing is, we technically do have a royal family and a heir. He is in Moroco and doesnt speak SSerbian. Proly doesnt know whats going on.

What kind of jobs does Serbia need to make it better? I mean no immigrants, but actual competent employees

At least our monarchs are still alive, Russia on the other hand can't restore their monarchy because they got commied.com

>restore monarchy
OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Why not? Would probably be better than what we have now

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Actually, trying to get our king back to Serbia and restore the monarchy would make an amazing movie.

Look at it this way, we have a fuck tone of natural resources here and yet we import most of the shit people buy. Just look at the place, mines, good land for agriculture etc.

> Just money laundering.

Money Laundering from what though?
Is your government made up of gangsters?

based country, remove kebab

Like Meiji restoration but Balkan edition

To put in a pampered retard who doesn't even speak our language as king?
What a joke!

Oh thats a long rabbit hole my friend. Loopholes and deals all round. Try finding some material on it. Best description I can give is something like Putin and his CEO friends that SOMEHOW get richer.

We only need competent politicians. Preferably non-corrupt but I will settle for competent. A lot of old Yugo commies still hang around. Which is really slowing down the economic progress. At least our IT sector is booming.

demagogue
He perpetues his rule by buying votes and showing an image of a "country in development". In reality he just leads a mob of mafiosa-corrupt politicans. Today, you can't get a proper job unless you're a party member and saying shit public about the party will likely get you fired. We're drowning in debt, our economy is crashing, the remains of our industry is getting butt-raped by foreign "investors". Basically a bunch of incompetent, uneducated mobsters in power to serve protection to the high ranking party members who reap profit from expensive national projects.
Fake nationalism and patriotism, every important political question is glorified in media one way, while the gov. undermines in in other direction behind our backs (They keep forcing the "Kosovo is Serbia" story while behind our backs they are abandoning it step by step)
Also our prime minister is a Croatian lesbian because we have to be "progressive"

A facade in order to keep the "great leader" in "democratic" power. Serbia is in a pat position

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Come on, we can teach him Serbian and then teach him how to rule
You know you want to

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>restory monarchy
ARE YOU FUCKING MENTAL

>j-j-ja biti kralja aleksandar od srbistan
>ja biti viska plemstvo
>vi mene postovata
>ja lepo ne pricati srbistanska ali vi meni data money

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As if.

Kek

I would just like to add that what this user has said is true. But the previous government was even worse. So really there is nobody else to vote for.

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>you know you want to
most of monarchy fags want it back because of "muhhh feeels"
What's so special about suddenly being a monarchy ? We will have some rando-king who will go to fancy dinners, build himself fancy houses and enjoy life while the same political system will remain. Just take a look at any remaining 21. century monarchy. They are all just a facade

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Actually, I remembered now. At one point, we had immigrants go through Belgrade. There was a huge park thay all stayed in till they moved on since we wouldnt accept them. The whole place is a fucking crater now

yeah, the same shit if not worse but in fancy suit. And to remember I voted for them once

I honestly I just want us to be a kingdom cause the idiots put a crown on the flag. You are not supposed to have a crown on your flag if you are a fucking REPUBLIC! Also Kingdom of Serbia sounds a lot better.

I think the gov. made the park into a crater to deter the immigrants from sleeping there. They just never bothered fixing it back

>our industry is getting butt-raped by foreign "investors"
This
So much this
We literally own nothing, everything has been fucking sold off, all of our well known brands are in the hands of western corporations

Jokic #1

>it sounds good
>I want a crown on our flag

pathetic, also we should change the fag

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At least it aint like Montenegro. The whole country is owned by Russians

probably shit,just like in any balkan country

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It’s a great country
If you come and you’re white (and american) girls will be falling all over you. I fucked a minimum of 2-3 girls a night when I visited for 2 weeks. Seriously, go to a club and speak English, you’ll be a pussy magnet. I’m not even that good looking and I was getting 9/10 girls easily.

It is a breeding ground for gypsies and muslims.

It's alright.
Mutts and tards hype it to shit but really it's just a bunch of people that love eating meat and drinking.

>owned by Russians
wait wut
why the hell did they join NATO then?

Its the Scotland of the balkans

Why don't Serbs and Croats be friends and remove the turk, albo and gypo?

>breading ground for muslims
>Serbia
wat

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If you go to the PPU ammunition factory and pay some of the guys there about $60 USD they’ll take you to the Albanian border at night and let you shoot/kill some Alb Muslims

#MiloLopove there ya go

Russian Mobsters

fucked up country because it's basically occupied by us/eu globalist shills

ruling party is spin-off of the main ultra-nacionalist (radical) party which turned to be gay-friendly pro-eu shit

basically - nobody told serbs that they're occupied, otherwise okay land

Literally Banana republic tier

have you ever been to Montenegro ? Russian mob still rules it despite everything

I feel bad for you bud. That Holiday Inn is in the worst possible location. Although they cleaned up the place nicely, there are much better hotels downtown. Someone cheaped out on your accommodations .

Montenegro is a just a modern fiefdom of Milo.

Didn't say I want a crown on our flag. Also atleast get a better looking flag. Where is your sense of esthetics?

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>Kosovo
majority of gypsies living in Croatia today came during Yugoslavia from Serbia, mainly Kosovo

What is happening there at the moment? Isn't their president (or prime minister) one of the biggest smugglers in the Balkan region?

>blaming your gypsy problem on other countries
Gypsies are Gypsies, they come and go
unless you're Romania. Then they never leave

That's what happens when you let Americans shit up everything in the region and then prop up Shitpar Fiefdoms

>tfw my grandma's home town has more people than Slovenia
>tfw it's about the same size as well

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No clue honestly. Its a shit show last I heard. Its honestly too quiet. But they are highly white and extremely fucking conservative. We can run there if Muzzy takes the world.

honestly, this is the best aesthetics

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That happened before Americans came bro.
You guys actually helped by making a border so thx for that.

Dont start for the love of God. You know there have to be some hardcore nationals here.

Well now they exist officially and will multiply and pull a Macedonia

>they exist officially

>implying

They actually helped you guys too. Do nationalists in Serbia actually want albanians multiplying inside Serbia and taking over?

>Just take a look at any remaining 21. century monarchy. They are all just a facade
Yes I know but that's not how it's supposed to work, it's fucking sad really
From what I know there are only a handfull of countries where monarchs actually do shit

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They would rather beat the shit of each one they see. I just dont like these discussions cause in my experience one side will always start screaming

Ah yes, the "shiptars".

Why is it Albanians seem to be very unpopular all across Europe, not just the Balkans?
I read the ones in Albania aren't even that religious, it's only the ones in Kosovo and Macedonia that are.

>Do nationalists in Serbia actually want albanians multiplying inside Serbia and taking over?

What is Presevska dolina? Tebra oni se sire i kote van granica kosova, i kad opet krenu opet ce ameri da stanu iza njih. Isti kurac imali granicu il ne.

A sad deder kidnapuj nekog Janeza i nateraj ga da oda Mancin broj, ljubi te brat.

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you do know that albos run so much businesses in croatia don't ya?

How do you retards still not understand
If we let them pass here then every Alb*nian village will demand independence
There will probably be a civil war in Fyrom too

This is the hill where we must die on (rather fitting tbqh)
Attrition favors us, let those fuckers squirm until they've all left from gibs in northern europe

Yea there are shitloads of them here too.

Albania is the least developed country in Europe despite having plenty of resources and a massive coastline
Take a guess
We went through multiple wars, sanctions and revolutions in the 90s and still came out on top of those retards

fucking parasites

I think its finally time for our two works to Unite and start a purge. MAKE THE BALKANS GREAT AGAIN

Drug trafficking and all sorts of criminal stuff always have albanians involved also niggrrish thug behaviour

It's a european periphery. In addition to that - they're corrupt and destroyed by the Yugoslavia war

In addition to that - their educated riches despise Serbians, don't obey the law, bribe everybody

Academics, artists, journalists, lawyers, businessmen don't protest against corruption, because they benefit from it anyway, because they just need to get money asap, so they can move away from the country and enjoy more prestigious places in Western Europe

Nobody really gives a fuck about bringing some quality to Serbia because:

1. Everybody sees the state of things and thinks that others cheat on them, so they conclude that cheating is the way to go, because they don't want to be stupid and be like losers

2. They see the distance between Serbia and more developed countries and they know how much time would it take for Serbia to reach those developed countries, so instead they figure it's better to steal and not to waste your time, especially when you don't have any guarantee it will be worth it

This is the case with most peripheral countries really. I've no idea what goes on in Serbia, but this is my blind take on what goes on in a peripheral country

"Oy vey the evil Serbo-Croats are massacring poor Albanian refugees, we must bomb them to save Demokrasy"
Really makes you think

M8, there's an Albo bakery just a few minutes away from where I live (I live in Vojvodina in case you're wondering) It's fucking insane

Diasporafags should be deported mandatory back to Balkan countries to kill each other, they're fucking ass

Trafficking, parasitic nature, just the state of the country in general if you havent read about. Also every fucking time there's threads exist, they flip into autistic sperging at everyone else because nobody except Mutts like them.

The neat thing about albos is this. They are not religious true. They are defined by their hatred of Christians/ other Balkan countries

>but that's not how it's supposed to work
don't you understand it can't work anymore ? 16th century empires and kingdoms only worked because the king had a shitload of uneducated, famished slaves at his disposal to do his feudal shit. We're not living in that age. Making it "work" and making "king do shit" would mean you'll have to live in a hut, wake up 6am in the morning to work for some inbred nobelty. wake up faggot, this is what life looked under the last kingdoms of the 20th century

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Albanian economy is a one of the funniest things ever. Their main exports beside raw resources are mens underwear and socks. It's like someone took an asian sweatshop combined it with an african colony and then put that country into europe. Honestly I don't blame Albos for leaving in massive numbers. Just wish they didn't bring crime wherever they go.

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>most of monarchy fags want it back because of "muhhh feeels"
A couple of talking points to consider

>It can create a solid groundwork for going back to more sensible ways of governance
Monarchy’s singularity of power provides people with a symbolic and focused area for group loyalty and identity.

>It offers more savings for the government with the absence of elections
Monarchy reduces the huge amounts of expenditure of the country from the elections, as there is no need to elect the next leader. The existing monarch will be the one to choose who his or her successor.

>It looks into family as a state model
A monarch is considered as the country’s father and the subjects are his children. This form of government is an organic kind of human organization that everyone can easily relate to.

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Yea I guess you're right
What do we do then?

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BAN ALL SCHOOLS AND INTERWEBS NOW

Would it make you feel better if we changed the title off "president" to "king" ?
Everything would stay the same except he would have to wear a funny hat and hold more speeches

Sto bi reko Hrvoje, "Zakaj"
Ionako ga pola stanovnistva ne koristi