>get invited to mass by some super religious dude at work
>didn't grow up in a religious household so don't know much about it
>decide I might as well because Sunday is usually pretty boring, usually just do house chores
>meet guy at the local church
>we head in
>everybody doing their little religious rituals as they file in (sign of the cross, bowing, whatever)
>service starts
>stand up
>sit down
>stand up
>sit down
>priestly dude gives like a 10 minute sermon on something or other
>altar boys(?) bring out these little crackers and wine
>everybody starts going up in line and taking some
>almost our turn
>dude from works stops me
>"user you can't, you're not catholic"
>"oh...alright whatever"
>when services end ask him why non-catholics don't get a snack
>"user you have to be baptized by the church before you take communion and drink the Lord's blood and eat his body"
>"wait...what was that last part?"
>"when you take part in the Eucharist you are eating Christ's body and drinking his blood"
Get invited to mass by some super religious dude at work
Pick up Martin Luther's small catechism.
Say you are jewish and act proud in the conregation
>Catholic
Try a better denomination.
My mom never got me baptized and it pissed my grandmother off to no end. So when I was at my dad's house, his mom would take me to church without my mom knowing. When communion came, she always made a big deal how I couldn't join in like everyone else because my mother wants me to go to hell.
It really is a fucked up cult mentality.
Read Matthew, the first book of the Bible, it's not that long, and you'll understand everything.
And yet one half of your dick was cut to make anti-aging creams and bio-researchs so (((they))) can live longer.
Chose your cult wisely.
ITT Hypocrites who don't like and aren't christian but cry like faggots because they weren't invited to take part in certain activity's that only matter to those who have accepted Christ.
You can have your cake and eat it too. Its a house of worship not a fucking clubhouse.
Try going to a mosque and not doing there rituals. You wont make it out.
The catholic church is satanic
Go get baptized dude. You have nothing to lose, only to gain.
I'm catholic and don't usually go to church. When I do though every fucking time the priest asks if I'm catholic. Pretty annoying, still don't like going to church probably never will.
I've been to various churches and no one had ever asked me. Sometimes at the Catholic church, on days like Easter when one night invite guests, they announce that only Catholics should take it, but that's it. I don't even care, I just say "Amen", a Christian is a Christian, it's not like I'm Jehovah's Witness or Mormon (non-Christian cults).
This latest time I was at church was kind of crazy. I was one of 3 white people at a Vietnamese mass. 90% was in Vietnamese after the priest spoke about marriage and why gays shouldn't marry because they cannot procreate
They want your foreskin OP, run and don't look back.
Go drink children's blood with the Jews you fucking faggot
You lose your self respect when some religion has to hold your hand in life.
The (((Roman Catholic Church))) was designed to infiltrate and subvert from its conception.
You are only saved by God's grace through faith. The grape juice and crackers are symbolic for Jesus sacrificing himself on the cross to pay the penalty for our sins.
audible kek
Were you at a Vietnamese wedding?
You mean lol?
Yes, especially at >when services end ask him why non-catholics don't get a snack
This bread and wine is God now
Don't let this discourage you, he was wrong for stopping you
Yes I forgot to add that. decent event, I got invited home by one of the other white woman. Idk if she wanted dick or was being nice I ended up driving an hour home anyway.
Better idea.
You read Matthew, the first book of the NEW TESTAMENT, it's not that long, and you'll understand.....nothing more than you know now.
This was your first exposure to cannibals, vampires, and cultists?
Be wise, and let it be your last.
>Get a snack
You fucking degenerate.
I'm agnostic and you're just a fucking degenerate pile of meat. Fucking. Kill. Yourself.
No you do not. Religion is about truth, and you either see it or you don't. It has nothing to do with how "strong" (whatever that may mean to you) one is.
No he was perfectly correct. You aren't even supposed to take The Holy Sacrament unless your sins have been absolved.
Faggot atheist detected.
Hm, funny to see this post today. There was a situation earlier where the only thing i could remember was to walk down the road of supplements (witch is called the heck street here) and buy some more of that bread for lunch. I wonder what next week will be, have been drinking to much blood of the Christ, starting to see visions of the unreal and getting ready for the summoning. I will summon for you all brethren, eat the flesh and drink the blood and we will be the same.
Christcuckholds are the western civilization cancer
>Come to church with me to experience God
>No you can't participate, you're not in our club
MFW you just got Catholicked.. Waaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha
Cannibal and vampire detected.
There's nothing holy in the Whore of Babylon, papist.
You're exactly as "religious" as any Catholic, and just as equally damned.
Matthew is good but John is also a requirement as it hints at Jesus being intimate with Mary and her being his favorite disciple.
Gud 1 bruh u rekt me
>stay up late next to cookies i left for santa waiting for him to come down chimney
>he never comes
>only good little boys get presents, not grown ups that jerk off to chinese cartoons
>wtf
This is why I practice my religion away from church, on my own terms. I really hope god understands why I don’t want to surround myself with the type of people who have Jesus on their minds 24/7 and tell people that if they aren’t baptized they’ll get eternal hell. Expecially catholics. Giving their money to the Antichrist pope that uses his private jet to fly around and kiss nigger islamist’s feet.
Why do protestants have to exist?
Why?
How dumb do you have to be to not know about the Eucharist and what it signifies? Fucking idiot. It’s a recitation of what Christ spoke to his apostles during the last supper. Don’t come in as the uneducated one and then poke fun at others because you’re uninformed. Even non-christians know this shit.
fpbp Catholics are a method of money and control who are now subserviant to jews and satan
>this kills the prot
>cut and run
It is spiritually destructive.
>"It starts when they symbolically murder their children during baptism. They symbolically drown the Pagan man, and bring him back to life by "shouting out" the name of the Jewish soul that shall replace his Pagan soul! Oh yeah; you didn't know that? The baptism is all about murdering the Pagan man, resurrecting him as an artificial jew? Well, you know now! So you better wake up from your jewish sleep, and start to fight for the truth, like our forefathers did, like the Third Reich did! Like WE do! Heil Wotan!" ~Varg Vikernes
> not getting baptized
> can’t understand a metaphor
Bad parenting + autism
>the catholic church is all about money
>the reformation was not entirely about stealing church property
>They symbolically drown the Pagan man
What is dead can never die.
underrated my goy.
>Your 15 minute free trial has ended
allowing catholics into the US was our first biggest mistake because the flood gates for every piece of scum in the world opened up not too long after
>agnostic
What a pussy lol