/ptg/ President Trump General - SATISFYING WEBMS EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>YouTube HQ shooting footage 4/3/18
youtu.be/ffsv0f-T0dc
>Pres Trump presser w/Baltic Heads of State 4/3/18
youtu.be/mm0m-lALnfc
>Pres Trump Lunch Meeting w/Baltic Heads of State 4/3/18
youtu.be/YlBwU_JOqMc
>Baltic Leaders arrive @WH 4/3/18
youtu.be/DakoMcoe0_8
>EPA Admin Pruitt on Emissions Standards Rollbacks 4/3/18
c-span.org/video/?443439-1/
>StateDep Special Envoy McGurk @US Inst Of Peace 4/3/18
youtu.be/z44sF6Pt9pc
>StateDep USAID Admin Green @US Inst Of Peace on Iraq/Syria 4/3/18
youtu.be/Vvj8FZWBtEk
>U.S. Diplomacy Center’s 70th Anniversary of Marshall Plan Event 4/3/18
youtu.be/da6DZUGJEtw
>DoD Video: American Steel 4/3/18
youtu.be/evhgQ3RMuHw
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #32 (Lara) 4/3/18
youtu.be/OKuidXbrHTY
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania host Easter Egg Roll 4/2/18
youtu.be/x0o2KDmtI78
>FLotUS Melania Easter Reading Nook 4/2/18
youtu.be/SxRbG0s2420
>WH Easter Egg Roll (complete) 4/2/18
c-span.org/video/?443318-1/
>HUDSec Sleepy Ben on Fair Housing Act 4/2/18
youtu.be/sdrjLEv4ajw
>Sarah on F&F 4/2/18
youtu.be/AsXu0aI8-gk
>Eric/Lara on F&F 4/2/18
youtu.be/UA6mBwpTA-g
>SurgGen Adams @APHA Natl Public Health Week 4/2/18
c-span.org/video/?443317-1/
>StateDep Readout Heather on Economic &Biz Measures 4/2/18
youtu.be/1atDfp280kw
>WH Easter Egg Roll Readings 4/2/18
>Bunny Hop Stage w/US Army Band
youtu.be/n0uI5rVB9yw

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maga or something

>anons effortpost actual content, bait, etc.
>earn a few (you)s
>post "i hate doggos"
>get flooded
who else /devilish/ here?

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Any Russian hackers here to confirm this?

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hey anons.
>hope you're having a good day!

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Reminder this is why hillary has risen from the crypt

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No previous link

>KRRSSSTT

WE'RE COMING FOR YOU, DRUM-

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Where's that white baby, user?

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youtu.be/s6UknGmGVzY

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MAGA

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Daily reminder it could always be worse, we could be living in the UK timeline

See the worst part is you know she's the kind of ignorant sloot who could've been turned into a right wing gun qt, but instead the glow in the dark niggers got to her and she's ruined forever.

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3 weeks without the weed jew and sleeping fine. Still haven't started jogging tho

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I prefer to earn them the honest way

DELANEY TARR IS A COALBURNER

BOTH BLACK AND SPIC

>pic related is her with her nigger

We need to leave some kind words for her on these pics

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MEXICO SENATE REJECTS TRUMP'S BORDER MILITARIZATION PLAN

MEXICO SENATE REJECTS TRUMP'S BORDER MILITARIZATION PLAN

MEXICO SENATE REJECTS TRUMP'S BORDER MILITARIZATION PLAN

MEXICO SENATE REJECTS TRUMP'S BORDER MILITARIZATION PLAN

>Caravan happens annually with no complains
>Jow Forums notices, begins "La Horda" campaign
>Trump addresses caravan, militarizes border, La Horda officially disbanded
We heard about this Saturday, today is Wednesday. 4 days for us to meme a change in reality. Not bad, lads.

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That is satisfying.

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Good for mexico...

PREV fuck

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it was Buzzfeed making an article out of it that got it noticed.

>thinking they have a say in anything

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And then my local classical station played this today when I was out running errands:
youtube.com/watch?v=lACoAxJkfO8

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Why is the mexico senate rejecting shit?
The border is USA only, why should we care about what those spics think?

If lava is real then how come the thing isn't completely melted from being within a foot of it? If something is 100000 degrees or whatever the fuck it is it should give off heat and not require touching the thing first. Also melting is much more likely than exploding. Defend this shit sciencefags

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What do they plan to do about it?

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SATISFYING
WEBMS

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>abusing (you) givers
why so mean

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Qanon did not predict this:

Irineo knew better. He likes to chain himself to stuff and Trump wouldn't put up with that shit.

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Yeah. Noticed here. Literally here - /ptg/ was where the link to the article was posted. It wasn't picked up by other outlets until we started spreading it.

But you already knew that, didn't you.

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Okay? Who gives a shit what they think or want.

>Fishnet with those thicc thighs
What a shame, she got brainwashed and its too late to save her.

>journalism

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Whats the deal with McCain? is he still alive?

dawww.
post moar puppers

Aluminum actually has a stupidly high melting point relative to most other metals. It was worth more than gold until the mid 19th century when people figured out a better way to refine it from bauxite ore.

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>t. divorced with a kid in 3 years.

liquid can't reach a temperature above 220F or boiling point. the liquid has to rupture the can first, then evaporate. and since water has a high specific heat capacity, it takes a few seconds.
>you're welcome.

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Guys I have an idea.
>offer the South African and Zimbabwean governments 50 million dollars in return for all their white people
>but they have to take all niggers from Mississippi and Chicago too
>resettle the farmers in the Mississippi Delta
Good deal?

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Ay dios mio! Whatever shall we do.

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I hate doggos

>Here
It was making rounds in Twitter in large circles, you have confirmation bias.
>It wasn't picked up by other outlets until we started spreading it.
It was spreading like a wildfire prior to anyone here noticing it and making threads about it.

but go on, larp along

Devilish.

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Do they feel in charge?

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John McCain is one of the most familiar, sympathetic, and overexposed figures in American politics, yet his concrete governing philosophy and actual track record have been left curiously unexamined, mostly because of the massive distractions in his official biography, but also because of his ingenious strategy of talking ad infinitum to each and every access-craving media person who happens by. The more he has spouted, the less journalists have bothered trying to see through the fog.

McCain gives the voting public what it wants but can't find -- a flesh-and-bones political portrait of a man onto whom people are forever projecting their own ideological fantasies. It is a psychological key for decoding his allegedly ‘maverick' actions, and the first realistic assessment of what a John McCain presidency may look like. McCain will quickly lay out in overlapping detail the root cause of the senator's worldview: his personal transformation from underachieving punk to war hawk uber-patriot, in which he used the "higher power" of American nationalism to save his life and soul.

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atta boy now you're getting it

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post moar charlotte

I in wanna end up in circucalar ship and probed
They barely giving us anything to work with here? I'm filing complainst

cuckqueening is my favorite 2017 fetish

god I hope they declare war.
Unironically we would avoid their military and just wipe the cartels off the map.

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>The deployment's duration will be determined by Congressional efforts to secure our southern border.
Now THIS is shitposting.

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gib doggo

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Much like the U.S. Senate.

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Senador McCainez dijo que no!

We can wait

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I know...it’s such a shame too
Would’ve made a great aryan wife

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Is Charlotte finally getting Jow Forums? /sig/ isn't a meme after all

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>yfw Trump was a Chinese puppet all along, not Russian

>As the Republican Party heads into one of the more difficult electoral climates in recent memory, it is leaning heavily on the financial help of a mysterious donor who is, among other things, tied to a nonprofit group that hails the greatness of infamous communist dictator, Mao Zedong.

>The Mao Zedong Foundation is run by Chinese national and permanent U.S. resident Wu Guofa, a Boston resident who has also donated to Republican politicians and political groups. His online CV is sprinkled with prestigious-sounding titles earned through contributions to GOP political organs, such as “Member, Presidential Business Commission for President George W. Bush,” an old NRCC honorific.

>A translation of the group’s Chinese language website lists another set of goals: completely eliminating war and poverty around the world, and “establishing the community of human destiny proposed by [Chinese president] Xi Jinping.”

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it's a sandnigger

Who is this, and why should I care?

>This lack of respect for our borders not only has caused me to pull completely out of NAFTA but to recall our military, because this is an assault on our sovereignty and will not stand.
Bolton gets his war, in a desert even, just not the one he thought he was getting.

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anti-doggo sentiment is a jewish psyop

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Yeah I bet that Chink regrets for shilling for Trump now that he is going for a trade war.

Idk some lefty coalburner - so basically a basic bitch

>Beretta master race
Very fappable

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It's a boomment!

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Waters with that sly back of the hand titty rub

Had a jewish friend once who kept saying my doggo was smelly when it wasnt - gradually I resented him

In my fantasies..
Along with my wife and home full of joy and love....

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That doggo looks clean, but he is inbred.

You're right, we're an utterly uninfluential board of no consequence to anyone, that's why you hang out here all the time of your own free will.

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(You)

>had a Jewish friend
Did you at least get him to teach you Hebrew?

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The 101st would destroy every military force in the country in a matter of days.

Looks like clay is back on the menu, boys!

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I'm a true 56%, /ptg/. My black father left before I was born and my white mother is a coalburning leftist. When the day comes, please spare me.

>It was making rounds in Twitter in large circles
When? Do you have a specific point in time you can point to when it was trending on Twitter but not Jow Forums?

Sounds good

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Is rods from god real?

We're about to find out.

If you don't mind me asking what made you decide to post ryouko?

What will Bolton do to the World?

Any german shepherd webms?

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>Florida Woman

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Teach them to groom a mustache. Other than that not much

>iran
How do you feel about youtube censorship?

your a good boy

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We're gonna put a Disneyland where you country used to be

so much winning

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