Brit/Pol/ muh BBC newsfu edition

>Teenage girl shot dead in Tottenham, north London
theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/apr/03/girl-shot-dead-tottenham-north-london

>Elderly man held for killing burglar
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-43639183

>UK to introduce 'tough' ban on ivory sales to protect elephants
news.sky.com/story/uk-to-introduce-tough-ban-on-ivory-sales-to-protect-elephants-11314833

>Eddie Izzard calls for Labour to 'stamp out' anti-Semitism
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43613464

>Anti-Semitism row official Christine Shawcroft quits Labour NEC
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43605840

>EU planning its own 'bateau de commerce' trade yacht modelled on Royal Yacht Britannia
telegraph.co.uk/politics/2018/04/01/eu-planning-bateau-de-commerce-trade-yacht-modelled-royal-yacht/

>Why can’t we speak plainly about migrant crime?
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2018/03/why-cant-we-speak-plainly-about-migrant-crime

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Norf FC GOAAAAL!

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i stole that lad's post about northerners and got lots of replies

just made pasta aglio e olio, it was fucking incredible. actually cheered me up a bit desu

CMAAAAAAAAAHN BIG UP DA NORF, CMON WURKIN' CLASS PEPUL GET IN

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would I get arrested in London for hate speech if I mentioned "packie" but meant a liquor store? in my state (Massachusetts) it's common to call liquor stores a "packie" (short for "package store")
but I know Paki is a slur over there and I don't wanna get arrested because the State Department won't help me get out of jail

>Teenage girl shot dead in Tottenham, north London
how? aren't guns banned in the UK?

You want to hear a song?

youtube.com/watch?v=f4EjnFlqlKY

>pencil neck

OI YOU AINT NO NORFERNER BRUV. YOU FUCKIN WANT SUM YOU SUFERN CUNT

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>balding, grey-haired grandpa unironically think a 14 year old could possibly be into him
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Fucking lol

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Am I degenerate for getting off on fucking birds who have boyfriends or who are married?

When I was 18, I fucked a girl who had a bf at a party, and the way it went down changed my life
I was a bit pissed and like I said I was 18 so I was full of confidence and spunk, anyway, some bird was flirting with me all night and her friends fancied me too, but her boyfriend was literally sat next to as she did it. He knew what she was doing. I knew what she was doing. Her friends knew what she was doing. My friends knew what she was doing
So anyway the night goes on and its pretty packed by now, i'm absolutely hammered. Next thing she's sat on my lap and her boyfriend is literally sat opposite me looking at me but he doesn't/can't do shit (I'm not even that Jow Forums, just tall) but at the time I thought it was fucking hilarious and I was just making it obvious because fuck it.. feeling her up etc. My mates who I was at the party with pretty much cracking up by this point as well

So I go upstairs for a piss and she follows, had to walk past her bf on the way and he just looked fucking distraught but I didn't give a fuck in all honesty, lmao
She follows me up stairs, we ended up fucking came back down like 30 minutes later and start speaking to my mates bantering, etc, some time passes and I look over and she's literally sat holding his hand kissing him as if I didn't just slap my dick on her forehead about an hour earlier

Ever since then I've hated all women in a profound way but simultaneously love fucking women who are married or have boyfriends. Its happened a few times after that as well but in less of an obvious way and not so blatant if you know what I mean. Like I've fucked birds who I knew had boyfriends and I just pretended I didn't know, even occasionally them "I've got a boyfriend" and me being like "So what? lol" and then during the course of me talking to her its just fucking hot watching her 'flip' and decide shes gonna let me fuck her

Is this degenerate?

>/brit/pol
>arrested for hate speech
oi mates do you have a loicence for dat hate speech? no? you're all arrested

And a new copypasta was born.

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Jimmy Saville was innocent.

OO U TALKIN' TOO U TUHRIE VOTIN' SCUMBAG, I'LL AV U MATE DONT WURREH BIG MAN ABDUL IS GUNNA SORT YOU OUT LAD IF YER WANNA TALK SMAK TUH ME AGEN

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Who's that hook-nosed BBC presenter bird? Not the one in OP.

Why don't we have a colony on [s4s]?

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no... everyone in Britain calls the local paki shop the pakis.

Also another thing. When I was like 16 I managed to sneak into a student party and fucked a 25 year old who had a boyfriend as well.. but I didnt know that until way after

I think maybe being so young it had an effect on my brain desu like rewired my shit or something

Also

Is pic related true?

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I've got it, lads, it was Steph McGovern. Not as fit as I remembered.

Erotic Fiction/10

you leave them alone

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Yankbros are welcome here.

100% truth mate, not even joking

nyce mayte 'ope she waz from dah norf, you betta not be tellin' us a pak o' lies doe, i think ye are

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Not when their posts are tainted with passive aggressiveness they aren't.

Every time I go north of London I punch a Northern cunt. They're all disgusting pink-faced bastards up there, even the Cambridge lot.

paki is a derogaroty term in uk for pakistan or any asian( u.k asian not the korean/china type)

as for guns? mostly converted guns or very old sawn off shotgun type (century old), still I agree with banning guns so imo this has nothing to do with gun control

So relaxing...

youtube.com/watch?v=_RiAu0wXcCk

It's true. It was hard to admit at first, being a Northener and all, but Southerners are unequivocally superior by every metric: they're smarter, taller, richer, better-looking, healthier, more cultured, easier to comprehend and so on. We Northeners can't compete.

>Paki is a deragotary term

So Brit is too them lol

I am taking requests for primary school ethnicity statistics, just name the area.

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not exactly

the left could be a cockney and the right could be from Cheshire

but mostly probably true lol

the northerners call the southerners poncy and metrosexual

some guns ( i even had one but sold it) could be converted into firing real bullets. Even bullets are homemade( shells+ gunpowder). Thing is where I live, the only people who are killed by guns are those involved in underworld/gangsters so people don't usually give that much of a shit. If you're walking down the street there is little chance somebody would gun you down (unless it was mistaken identity)

Alot of the guns criminals have here are pistols smuggled over from ex Yugoslavia and Albania after the civil wars their

As an intelligent Northener, I am smart enough to comprehend my inferioity but too stupid to contribute to this country. Why are we Northeners so stupid lads?

>Le 35,7% face

I shagged your bird last night. She was begging for my BSC (big Southern cock) in her thick Lancashire accent. Hope you don't mind raising my 1/4 pig muttlet, Phil.

A part of me wishes it didn't happen because like I said if there was ever one moment in my life that i can look back to and say "what made me just dislike women?" its that one

I dont have mummy issues or anything like that... that taking place made me despise every women on the planet desu. well, not so much all of them, but over time i realised they were ALL like this, or capable of being like this.

Really fucked my shit up because its not healthy

Both are English. That's all I know.

yeah dont ask me, just tellin it lol. Apparently in the 70s it was normal, but now it is considered racist. I know them, they use it like black people use nigga, pakis will call each other pakis.

true dat

Yes sir. I am Northern scum. Pic related is mem

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The music in this one is actually ok. I laughed when the guys face appeared, but he's singing well.

>tfw you will never have Steph talk dirty to you as she sits on your face jacking you off with a MacGyver'd fleshlight made out of the previous night's leftover kebab meat

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ye dem soufern wymen do tha' to ye mayte, mess wiv yer 'ed innit, gud thing i got a propa norfern missus

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You mean le 31.2% face? That 35% is probably Eastern European.

SAVVNA detected

fuck the south

It's 35.7% white + 31.2% white British. Still, fucking hell. Only 31% of kids in Bristol are British? I'm from Somerset and had no idea.

Things are going to be very different in Bristol by the time I retire.

no need to, that board barely floating.

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That's the spirit. Northern women should fuck Southern men and then we should raise the superior offspring.

I like to imagine that this is the typical post quality of a Northerner--barely able to string 3 words together.

What's so wrong with his face?

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how do I meet northern birds (Im in the north)

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>THREADS (1984) (FULL)
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There's no way eastern European kids are 35% of England, there not anymore than 20% of London and they don't have many kids

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Well then don't expect us to defend you from the Scottish.

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Also another thing it made me insecure in a way I suppose because now I know that this shit happens, and that really its only a matter of someone being 'better' than you and in the right situation at the right time.
So it makes me not want to have a long term partner because even though I was doing the 'cucking' (i didnt know what it was then) and still occasionally do now, I know that at its core its only a matter of logistics and that ANY women will do this by her very nature. So in theory it could potentially happen to me just the same... and that my friends is a difficult pill to swallow

And there will always be someone who is 'better' than you, no matter how good looking, funny, tall, confident, rich, etc, you are

dick

>still I agree with banning guns

What sort of silly cunt ar you?

Are you a Southerner living in the North?

For you

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lol this is like what my romanian neighbors listen to on a sunday

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Throw a sausage roll on the ground and watch some random Northern girls for it. Then breed with the winner.

typical southern cunt

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She probably likes being punched during sex lad

It's actually an acronym for Punjab, Afgan, Kashmir, Iran

rape should be legal

I really want to try this out. I wonder how 3 drunk Northern birds would respond to a sausage roll being thrown on the ground in front of them.

Like pottery.

are you defending having guns, while being in the u.k ? do you feel you need a gun user?

northern irish, moved to england recently

Scotts are Northeners. Scottish women must submit to the BSC (Big Southern Cock) for the betterment of this nation. As a Northern cuckold, I know my place very well.

t. Ugly virgin

anyone brown actually

Bradford

t beta cuckold

They don't need to be drunk, mate. Sober Northen girls are known to kill each other over pasties.

Aren't most of the northern Irish English/Scottish settlers?

Good song

youtube.com/watch?v=I-3BtnaTGec

Give me a second.

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It is if you're brown

Read my posts ugly
I've fucked so many peoples birds that its made me literally hate women lmao

state of you, women find you repulsive like the beta you are

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Dead on, big lad.

South England > Northern Ireland > Wales > Scotland > South England, so you'll be fine. Call them half-pigs and they'll bend over in response to your accent. It's in their Saxonoid blood.

* Scotland > North England

got one for the UK as a whole?

and converted blanks (before 2007??), they were easy to convert I sold a few, 500% markup

the present's female and it's fucking shite enough already thanks

Just fucking ignore every pie chart I've posted. I've been doing it fucking wrong. Fuck. White includes white british and other whites, it skews it.

I'll do a big dump of correct pie charts tomorrow.

>South England > Northern Ireland > Wales > Scotland > South England
You fucked up.