Tinder down

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>"Guess I'm not getting a girlfriend," one person said.

>"I was talking to this really nice man named Mike... like does Tinder not want me to find love?" another asked.

The state of society.
Anti-social, dysfunctional, pathetic.
Thank God I am married.

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I hate them all so much, it's ridiculous.

Good stay the fuck down. That shit is spreading a whole new world of STD's

>Tinder
>find love

Pick one

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>find love
I find solace in the imminent emergence of mega AIDS

I'll probably sound old saying this but in my day internetdating was for nerds and losers.

Tinder=internetdating

>tfw you just broke up with your partner of 2 years and decide to try your luck @ tinder, only to find out every date you go on in with literal degenerates.

How to find a nice respectable partner in today society user's?

Like super gonorrhea!

this

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Go to church

Ey shut it down and you get hit.

You're not old, just normal.

This is actually good news. I thought it was ony my tinder that fucked up.

Not on tinder numbnuts. It's a hookup ap for chads to farm thots.

Not so any more gramps
Tinder and the like is normal now
Perhaps sites like PoF and OkCupid are still viewed with a stigma but quick match sites like Tinder and Bumble are totally normal

MY WEINER IS GETTING ANGRYYY

Ask a man with 110matches that he never even speaks to anything

isn't Bumble Tinder for cucks?

Lol just passed 1000 matches yesterday. Only had it for three months.

>mfw Tinder is owned by Israeli Jews

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>1000 matches
>Denmark
You have that many cousins?!

>girls who have been riding the cock carousel who now regret those life choices turn to God
>get a church girl
>get used up whore who's too old for bearing children

Free dentistry will do that for a nigga

He meant Mormon church

Howcome we can't hook up with IDF sloots then

Not at church of LDS

It's not free though. We just have superior genes. Just like 1,000 years ago.

I have like 5

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Is there a Tinder with traps?

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Aren't protestants just degenerates who only read the Gospels?

grinder

There is nothing I hate more than a news story that goes to twitter for "reactions?

Googled, nothing.

take the e out

It is funny to read some of there profiles

>Single mom
>3 kids
>looking for a REAL MAN not just sex :^)

Bitch please what the fuck are you bringing to the table apart from a quick giggle at your expense

>not getting a 17 year old church girl

you have no one to blame but yourself

...Wow, thanks for nothing I guess.

>circumcised mutt having the audacity to look down on others

You were literally tortured as a newborn and suffered permanent and severe nerve damage to your dick. I would rather be a inept social loser with no prospects than a half-man who will never feel a tenth of the sexual pleasure I feel just from touching the top of my foreskin.

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You wanted traps and I gave you the gay version of tinder. What, are you one of those people who think traps arent gay?

rest in piss

>implying mormons are protestants
>implying they only read the gospels

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I was an edgy fuckface loser in High School
Now I'm an edgy loser who only wants the betterment of my people
I'm 29 and I feel like my dating prospects are long gone

Going to Sweden this summer, swiping in Sweeeden with a fakegps to find people to practice with. I don't look who I swipe and just like everyhing

So far :

1 german tourist
1 vietname tourist
1 local who is clearly the daughter of a thai mail order bride
3 girls with septum piercings and colored hair

My profile even says I'm not PC at all and will debate the fuck out of you, why tf do these leftist women keep liking me?

OP, dont be so salty because you are unsatisfied with your marriage

get a job and meet someone there

Are you telling me that there literally is no dating app for transwomen? The SJW hasn't achieved fuck-all!

I promise you that you will find feminine benis on grindr

>2008+10
>still doing online dating

You're Anglo so odds are you look like shit. At best you're a 5/10. Also you always wear shitty clothes.

Scandinavians are stylish. You have no chance in Sweden.

Oh wait. All the above doesn't apply if your name is Mohammed or Abdul and you're so stupid that you would lose a play a chess to a door.

dating in the workplace is nightmare. avoid like the plague.

I have a job, in a warehouse full of men
I'm usually working 11-13.5 hours/day mon-fri and 7-12 on saturdays
I need like-minded friends, not stoner fucks, to teach me how to not be a complete and utter dipshit when talking to women

im literally on tinder now. maybe kiwis lost their internet

>I'm an edgy loser who only wants the betterment of my people
You could do that by not being an edgy loser

>how to find a nice respectable partner in today society user's?

you don't bud, I'm in my early 20's usually work 60 hours or more a week, ive already come to the conclusion that people like me in today's society who already have trouble socializing will be alone forever. feelsbadman.jpeg

Are you me

>tfw you can farm thots but cant talk to them well
Btw tinder is still up

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>thinking you are going to find a healthy relationship on tinder

These people shouldn't breed

Hold me

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Go read a fucking book instead.

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Work on the betterment of you. You're just getting into your prime dating age (assuming you're a dude). Get/stay in shape, focus on a successful career and being financially set for retirement, and don't stress over the puss. It'll come to you.

Women hit the wall in their mid-30s. Men are born at the wall and only get better. How much better is up to the individual man. Get off your ass and do something to improve yourself every day.

Well good thing I ain't going there to fuck. Also I'm not anglo, nor an abdul. As for the clothes on my pic well. they're all pics taken while traveling so I was certainly not dressing stylish, T-Shirt and Jeans with a backpack and landmarks.

READ SIEGE FAGGOT

its back!!! I just superliked an asian

Tried Tinder, probably over 500 matches in the 3 years I uninstalled and installed. 0 meetups

Kek

I actually have a really awkward story about an encounter that I completely blew at the Sabaton show in St. Pete

I really need to get my ass out of my go-no-where warehouse job
I should contact Serbu to see if they're hiring

SAY THAT AGAIN

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ya, every single one says they want more than a 1night stand, but its not like youre committed after you fuck so you can just ghost

Seriously considering using tinder. Had a swipe around and some of these girls look ok. Can't hurt I suppose.

Anyone using Tinder is automatically not a part of my potential future dates.

I'm sorry anons, the truth hurts and it hurts every time I think about this shit. that's why I try to avoid thinking about shit like this with my few hobbies.

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I'm in my early 20's, my country is probably the worst for thots and degeneracy... How the fuck do I find wife material to make White babies with??

you can user but be warned, when you get NO matches or maybe 1-3 every couple of months after swiping continuously its only gonna hurt your self-esteem more. Id rate myself a solid 7/10 and I still hardly ever get matches. granted I did lose my virginity on tinder but desu the bitch was fat and ugly, I haven't had sex since and that was about a year ago. still feel like shit, it really didn't change much tbfhfamlam

>I'm in my early 20's usually work 60 hours or more a week, ive already come to the conclusion that people like me in today's society who already have trouble socializing will be alone forever. feelsbadman.jpeg

Get a motorcycle. It'll make every day better. You don't need a monster Harley or a super sport. Get a small one. They're so much god damned fun.

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try a heated blanket

You sound like you aren't supposed to reproduce anyways t b h

this is already my top hobby pal. I own a gsxr 600 and a ktm rc390. my hope and dream is to one day make it as a motorcycle racer. The only thing I seem to find joy in anymore is going 80mph through a corner with my bike leaned all the way over, or my head glued to the tank going 140+ on my gixxer. atleast if I die ill know I was doing the one thing I love the most.

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You'll have more (((diversity))) coming your way very soon. The choices will come to you, user

>you aren't supposed to reproduce
that's rich coming from a fag posting on 4chinz just like me. look in the mirror you fat fuck.

Absolutely this. I'm 29 as well. Fairly fit, getting bigger, good career, and I'm not worried at all.

I'm always happy to see fellow Jow Forumslacks who are motobros.

>tfw my greatest idols in life consist of Valentino Rossi, Andrea Dovizioso, Nicky Hayden, Guy Martin and Adolf Hitler
>feelsweirdmanlol.jpg

Q predicted this

Good advice. BMW 1200c owner here. It helped me get out of my depression. Pic related.

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It will hammer any hope of being even a little desirable into the ground and amplify the it with every swipe. Not talking from personal experience but I've heard the sob stories. Social media is insidious.

Try speaking with women you find attractive and have common interests with.

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And before anyone starts, I'm not a tinder chad. Not deluded and not getting burned by that shit.

>Cares more about dicks than women

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If you didn't hook up with your highschool sweetheart you will always just end up sharing women with other men.

the ratio of desperate betas to non-obese girls is 1000:1

don't take it personal. even chads have to compete with thousands of other chads for 6/10s on there. its so unbalanced towards roasties its ridiculous

It's tinder but girl has to message first. Girls are a lot hotter on bumble too, but I get a lot fewer matches on bumble.

Kizuna AI is old and busted.
Kaguya Luna is the new hotness. Drunk Slut is best girl.

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owned by match group headquartered in dallas

There are people who actually genuinely think it's a dating app and not a quick hookup app for chads. Go look around on Jow Forums and the poor fucks are so confused why they can't find their true love on fucking tinder.

515 matches here, what are you guys at? Hope they give out free prime.

>this
Tinder sucks nuts and makes me want to actually talk to women in person instead of through some shitty text

>only to find out every date you go on in with literal degenerates.
Gee, I wonder why degenerates are on a casual hookup app. Are you fucking retarded?

>Go on a date with an Albanian QT trough Tinder
>Was a bit skeptical at first
>She had just got the app, I was one of her first matches
>Small, petite body, conservative.
>Funny personality, has a bit of an attitude, but just enough to make it fun.
>Masters degree in finance.
>Wants 3-4 kids
>Believes in the Christian God.
>Virgin, bleed when I fucked her the first time
>Has become fiercely loyal and proud of me
>Hates Arabs, Blacks and Swedes.
>White skin, dark hair and brown eyes, but adores blue eyes and blonde hair, wishes her children gets it.

Goddamn. After experiencing 2 years of shitty upstuck whores, who fucks every Jamal in town, I feel so incredibly blessed.

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why the fuck do you want to get bigger. LITERALLY only gay men care about or want to see big muscles. everyone else laughs at you overcompensating, disgusting-looking, lumpy retards.
listen, dipshit: the more you weigh, the more work your heart is pointlessly doing to support that useless extra weight, even if it's "healthy" muscle. what you want is a swimmer/jogger body with minimal yet extremely healthy muscle. you want superb cardiovascular health, not useless chunks of meat that are doing nothing but forcing your heart to work more 99.99% of the time.
all of that blood flowing through your muscles is blood that isn't flowing through your brain. you automatically become more retarded as you put on more muscle.
just what in the fuck is your malfunction you fucking idiot. WHY do you want to put on MUSCLE? did someone tell you that girls like that? they don't. and besides, if you give a fuck what she wants in any capacity then you already have a loser mentality and you're automatically going to fail.
it really sounds like most of you morons spend 99% of your time scheming convoluted ways to maybe - just maybe - get your dick touched, someday, by anyone, without any real concern for who does it. if that's the case then you might as well become a faggot. you're halfway to being one already as it is.