>Two men have died in another night of bloodshed in the capital and police have now launched their 52nd murder probe of the year.
>A victim in his 20s was killed after being stabbed in Hackney, east London, just hours after a man in his 50s died following a fight outside a bookmakers in nearby Clapton.
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b-but guns are the reason for all human fatalities in all of history, do we ban knives next?
how will i cut onions?
I just love it when britbongs criticize US
don't be a loon, use a spoon
whole onions will be illegal soon
Just imagine once they realize they can use broken glass as weapons or start smashing people's faces into concrete
Soon they'll be using plastic beer bottles unless they already are doing it
I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE
the little metal ones, i dont have a licence for, n u need to be a 33rd degree mason for the right to own a onion here, just as well i dont really care
B-b-b-but at least they have cheap errr cheap prostitutes $4 a go! Oh the degeneracy! Shariah Law might actually be better for cucked brit
I cut myself once on the sharp edge of a tape dispenser.
Don't be an ape
Bin that tape!
Wait, London only has 52 murders this whole YEAR? For 8.6 million people? That's fucking nothing. You made this sound like some kind of crisis, Jow Forums. You lied. Chicongo has more than double that many already for a city of only 2.7 million. Baltimore has more than that with only 615,000 people. Look at the chart in pic related, and consider that London's year-to-date murder RATE is 0.6. Zero point fucking SIX! Baltimore and St. Louis are already approaching 20! Fuck off, Jow Forums. You have no idea how bad things can get. London is a spa compared to cities with REAL problems.
>padded surfaces everywhere
>people rolling around in inflatable balls with 7 point harnesses
>bongs are now known as boings
Diana was a muzzie fucking slag but Hewitt isn't the father.
Earl Spencer is ginger, her whole bloodline was tainted
If it's true that London has surpassed New York in crime then that's incredibly fucked up. New York has been subjected to 60 years of demographic replacement yet London has surpassed it in 20~ years.
You guys are fucked.
top mfkek
$4? thats good n harrys dad could be any one of the cricket team
Ahahahahahahahahaha fuck
kek this is great
people already do this (a lot)
so much so when I was in school we used to have police and people from charities or something come in regularly and give talks about alcohol and people beating each other into comas
i mean obviously i've been there firsthand but i think that shows the scale of it
yes, at certain events there are plastic beer bottles
t b h i think this is one of the few ideas that are actually good
>Two men have died
yawn
Dont be a loon ban the spoon.
LIVE on location.
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Ave you got a loisence fo tha' spoon m8?
it is fucked up, but think about it, without guns were killing each other more efficiently, were fukin chads!!!
n when russia starts the invasion of londonistan, we let them n all the jihadis n chavs all wipe each other out leaves more oxygen for the rest of us
Stabbenings. Not sure if any other user has coined this but it would make me so happy that i started a meme on pol.
Stabbenings coined by britbong at 00:02 5th April 2018
sage yank innumeracy threads
they don't deserve our secrets of rudimentary statistics
capped stabbenings, fukin genius ty user
The long shape of it makes it for a potentially dangerous weapon as you can fuck the edges and still have a large stabbing surface. If anything as they stand they dont look like much but they cant be more deadly than butter knives.
can be
Only with knives that is.
London is CCTV central too.
uk cutlery of the future
>ape
Oi m8 that’s inspiring racial hatred. I’m calling the rozzers!
>whole YEAR
3 months.
That's the point retard: everyone has come to expect this from nigger-infested shitholes that are 20%+ black like Baltimore and Detroit in the US.
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Now even in Europe they're catching up. London is the capital of the UK, it's not like in America where there are dozens of cities to flee to. it used to be the cultural epicenter of the country, and one of the most beautiful and prestigious cities in the world.
Despite the fact that it's only 10-15% black, the crime rate has now surpassed New York City. Despite the fact that they have some of the strictest gun laws and other authoritarian measures in the West, crime is still rising and rising.
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>London now more dangerous than New York City, crime stats suggest
It's like you don't understand Europe & American cities that have been crime-ridden since the 60s have different standards.
London is going the way of Detroit, except iinstead it will be a mix of Saudi Arabia, South Africa and Pakistan.
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>London sees 20% rise in rape in one year
STABBENINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET IN HERE ANOTHER STABBENINGS IN LONDON. BRITS ON SUICIDE WATCH. BAN SPOONS AND SCREWDRIVERS. HAVE YOU GOT A PERSIAN EYEBROW THREADING FORUM LIOCENCE TO POST HERE BRITBONG????!!!! STABBENINGS!!
>52 murders so far this year
Meanwhile, we're up to about 160 so far.
God fuck this shithole.
OH WOW IT'S ALL NIGGER CITIES
fuck off dude
Get your Vegetable Slicing Licence mate, you can get the form from the post office and then you need two countersigned passport photos, a £20 fee and after a couple of weeks you get a photocard valid for 10 years which you need to present whenever buying kitchenware. Hope this helps.
Can’t wait for London to turn into a violent shithole that we start getting Death Wish tier films.
Yes, 52 murders in the first quarter of the year, which implies c. 208 murders over the whole year and a murder rate of 2.4 per 100,000. That's less than half of the US NATIONAL murder rate, which includes everything - cities, small towns, etc. That is unbelievably low by US standards for an actual city.
>52nd murder
It's a city of 8.something million people. It's a diverse, world capital like NYC. T bh I don't even think that rate sounds that bad, we're a third of the way through the year at this point.
It's not as bad as Jow Forums makes out, but the mandem have definetely got more feral over the last few years. Released rioters, hiked cost of living and benefit cuts
>Despite the fact that it's only 10-15% black, the crime rate has now surpassed New York City
Bullshit, it still feels safer than NYC
Most of them in these gangs and killing each other aren't white, user.
>hope this helps
that sounded like an unlicensed opinion hope u dont go to jail ha ha
>hope you dont go to jail
fuck i did it too, see u in clinkey
from what ive heard 40ish of the 52 victims have been non white so far however even nog on nog violence has serious destructive effects. London will be made into one giant islamic detriot
UK: 933 violent crimes per 100,000 people
US: 399 violent crimes per 100,000 people
UK: 80%+ white, 3% black
US: ~60% white, 13% black
You should compare the UK to other European countries, especially Switzerland. America has had cities like this for a while, the new development is Europe going down that same route.
Hear that bongs?
Better get with it.
It is limited to knives and one or two shootings.
How do you think stats look in the US?