Why do you want to defend yourself with these murdering machine? Use your hands like a man

Why do you want to defend yourself with these murdering machine? Use your hands like a man.

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get the whole world to stop at the same time and maybe we'll talk about it.
Till then, fuck off and die quickly

I'll beat the brakes off you and your whole crew, bitch-nigga.

>SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

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God people are dumb.

They should stop breathing to save us from (((Global warming)))

Mudering machines? Do machines really murder though?

>intruder breaks in
>has a gun
>"Fight me like a real man!"
>criminal and homeowner have a hugging contest

ADVISORY: LIBERALS ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS

But im a grill user dont i have the right to defend myself too?

>tyranny of the strong is preferable to gun ownership

I'll never get this argument. Like, what about the elderly, the weak, the disabled? Are they not entitled to defense?

Also, for everyone else, why the fuck would you "play fair" when your life is on the line?

>use your hands against criminals with weapons

Literal natural selection

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>Challenge intruder to Greco-Roman wrestling
>strip down
>oil up
>assert dominance
>no homo

youtube.com/watch?v=t0SKm2uoKX4

>wake up to the sound of a burglar or burglars entering my home
>jump out of bed in my underwear
>begin gladiatorial melee combat for my life
Uh no sweetie, sorry. That's what the guns are for.

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The absolute state of Conservacucks.

"The air pressure of an unloaded Assault Rifle 15 is enough to sever the spinal cord and cause brain damage from up to 20 feet away".

Huh? What the fuck does that even mean?

I voted green party in the last election

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it's over, you lost, go back to school

That's how a murder machine operates, you hold it with your hands.

>Use your hands like a man.
My hands are for making love... with myself.

Pic related: good one. I can only imagine the damage caused by a loaded AR.

It's just a retard who knows nothing about guns playing expert....obviously....

ah hell nah, yall niggas just done goofed

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>Why do you want to defend yourself with these murdering machine? Use your hands like a man.
A real man only has to defend himself against other men and a real man only punches women so I need that Annihilate-Roodypoos 15 under my bed.

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My son was turned into a 40 round fully automatic clip by his armed public school teacher. This needs to stop

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usnews.com/news/articles/2013/06/25/study-using-guns-for-defense-leads-to-fewer-injuries
>Citing four separate studies between 1988-2004, the assessment from the Institute of Medicine and the National Research Council says crime victims who use guns in self-defense have consistently lower injury rates than victims who use other strategies to protect themselves (other strategies include stalling, calling the police or using weapons such as knives or baseball bats).

businessweek.com/articles/2012-12-27/how-often-do-we-use-guns-in-self-defense
>Hemenway finds more reliable an annual federal government research project, called the National Crime Victimization Survey, which yields estimates in the neighborhood of 100,000 defensive gun uses per year. Making various reasonable-sounding adjustments, other social scientists have suggested that perhaps a figure somewhere between 250,000 and 370,000 might be more accurate.

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>Upon interviewing convicted felons, these researchers found that

>74% indicated that burglars avoided occupied dwellings, due to fears of being shot
>57% said that most criminals feared armed citizens more than the police
>40% of the felons had been deterred from committing a particular crime, because they believed that the potential victim was armed

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Agree totally. If you need a weapon, take a page from your Jewish pawnbroker's playbook and hire three niggers to rob people for you. Guns just get in the way.

>40 round fully automatic clip
I've never see or heard of clips bigger then 10 rounds.

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Ok then. Bend over faggot.

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Fuck is that real? Post the corrosive acid one

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stop replying to obvious bait you niggers

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these are great
always sage tho

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>Assault Rifle 15
LOL

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>Use your hands like a man.
I totally would have, and reveled in it, back in my late teens and early 20s. Now in my mid 30s, and I have rotator cuff injuries and sciatica. Fuck my hands, I'll use my gun.

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This is madness!

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AYYY WADDUP HOGG

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I guess Little davey Hogg must have been within 20 feet of one of those at least once in his life then.

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BAN ASSAULT AIR!!

Bend over

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>Why do you want to defend yourself with these murdering machine?
Because they're murdering machines.

>Use your hands like a man.
I am using my hands...to use my murder machine.

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I love these threads. So many good gets. Thanks for posting it user.

Helium method, look it up.

Why do you want to change opinions with these shitposting machines. Go outside and yell at people like a man

its in the rotation somewhere

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>I'll beat the brakes off you
>beat the brakes off you
>brakes off you
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>The absolute state of Conservacucks.
You should pin your gun grabbing attempts to calling your opponents racist if they oppose it. That'll get the Conservatives and Republicans to support gun control.

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I can't wait until this thing kicks off.

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Most of these shooting are done by lefties. I don't get why they get all up at arms toward the right every time they happen. The problem is among their own ranks.

noo, this guy has a point where as all you have is ~conservacoo~ , well, fuck leftards suits you like a glove, doesn't it?

>Most of these shooting are done by lefties.
Most of the shootings are done by non-Whites. Most of the victims are non-Whites.

The second a "Nazi" shoots up a school full of little chitluns, the Democrats have the perfect ploy to ban firearms.

By claiming that the act of owning a firearm inherently violates the civil rights of minorities since so many minorities die by firearms.

So they'll get the courts to declare the second amendment unconstitutional based on the civil rights amendments.

And anyone that disagrees is a "racist."

They are effective.

Seems like twisted logic to me.

stick to the meme lab, kid. the real world won't be kind to you

>Seems like twisted logic to me.
All they'd need is a judge willing to reinterpret the living constitution and they can circumvent the amendments process and revoke our firearm rights without giving the people a choice.

They just have yet to be lucky enough for an insane White person to do such a thing or find a politician ballsy enough to commit the false flag.

I want to see the Hughes amendment repealed. Suck on that you fag enabler.

Nah! The people down there would go nut. It would be a civil war. There is no dough about that.

>Nah! The people down there would go nut. It would be a civil war. There is no dough about that.
Again, the cuckservatives would go out of their way to avoid being called a racist. and their guns wouldn't be confiscated. They'd just be illegal to use. They'd remain where they currently are. Rusting under their beds.

Obviously it’s a trole, but it took me a second - it’s implying that the AR works with compressed air in a tank somewhere and even if there’s no boolets in it the air blast will still fuck you up because believe it or not there’s actually a possibility that libshits will take the bait

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from the pic, i know this is bait, however...

I have a right to defend myself from someone larger than me.
I have a right to defend myself from three people who are larger than me.
I have a right to tell an angry mob to fuck off without fearing for my safety, and can do so because of firearms.

firearms are force equalizers, they let grandmas repel larger stronger thugs.

Your not making much sense. Have you been drinking?

Preach it brother!

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>Your not making much sense
I don't expect a leaf to understand what I'm saying.