>inherited half a million bongbucks
>go to bank to ask about savings account
>get letter in the post about speaking to an advisor with a name ending on (((goldstien)))
>so user, let's discuss the fee's for my services
>we'll charge 2.5 percent for my advice and 1.3 percent per year as an ongoing charge to invest in our fund
>2.5 percent
this filthy kike wanted like 12-13 fucking grand just to say here invest in our fund.
guess the saying is true, with jew's you lose.
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youd probabaly lose less money going to Jow Forums for advice
And you literally paid for it.
Its the free market fucking retard, go elsewhere then
why the fuck would anyone rich live in the UK?
I never paid for it, I have an appointment to go back next week but not going to go, going to stick it all in Fidelity or Vanguard or something. Like 0.65 percent yearly fee with no kike-fee involved.
I'm literally going to move to Thailand in 2 months and get a 6 month visa and fuck hookers and drink beer on a beach all day.
-keep 100k for yourself
-buy property for 400k and rent it/them out for a steady income
-dont quit your job until you generate steady rental income
>inherited half a mil
>hasn’t used it to get the fuck out of this Orwellian hellhole
What’s wrong with you?
Let's gametree it out.
$100 if your money
Investor has x% likelihood to make n% gain on $100
Investor charges 2.5%
if n(x)% > 2.5% you are profiting
you only lose if investor cannot make such a piddly return for you
or you lose in opportunity cost if you see a better investment, but if you do obviously you'd take it
-make sure to tell them their fees are too high, jews like to negotiate down as long as they get even the smallest cut
-if you had several million i guarantee their fees would be super low
Have fun running out of shekels and being stuck in tailand
Just go buy VOO.
Become a Jow Forumsreali Invest in bitcoin thank me latter when all fiat goes to 0
If Aussie bucks are about equal to US dollars then for $500K assets under management you should not be paying more than 1% management fee. For 0.5M that should be no more than $5K per year
t. boomer
You are retarded
>sex is a tool of control
>playing for sex is the most beta you can get
>not using the money buy property is degenerate
Why dont you just buy lottery tickets and snort coke if you are such a dumbass
you should invest into chinese bonds, or the new oil yuan dude, you'll gain a fuck load.
please tell me your still here op.
spend it all on cocaine, or buy a bunch of land.
>trips
o boy, been to thailand before, sad to see many foreigners kind of stuck out there, not wanting to go home so overstay visas etc and can't even leave if they want to due to visa fines for overstay
they tend to buy land and build a house for some thai whore but since foreigners can't own land it's in their thai girlfriend or wives name and they just steal it and then the guy is homeless.
but yeah, I understand that it's all fake even tho their GF experience thing is top notch lol.
i fucked many ladyboys too.
Tell him 0.049 max or you go to another bank +break a jew tombstone as punishment
>Fucking nose smells the money in the air. Takes fee.
>Suggests you invest in companies.
>His friends own the companies.
>Aaand it’s all gone.
Well if he's working for a percentage commision then at least he has motivation to actually invest your money wisely instead of just jewing you out of your money
Thats 0.49 percent, not 2.5%
take me with you senpai
Just tell that kike to fuck off, close any accounts you have at that bank and seek a new one.
Only if your two options are using the service or not making any returns. Retard.
go all in on bitcoin and be the new jew
>go into bitcoin
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA do you realize whats going on in that shit hole? They are pumping it up so big whales can leave its dying.
what shall he do with the 100k, then?
And, look at his flag. you sure real estate with invaders around and prop taxes out the wazoo is low-risk?
bongbucks, 1.41 dollareedoos
OP you should be risk-averse at your age.
diversify in terms of i-bonds, cds, precious metals, and yes, the vanguard 500.
anything with a 12.1b fee immediately disqualifies consideration.
Fuck that shit buy a house.
Pull out rest and put it in a safe.
Fuck that shifty like.
He's playing you for a dumb goyim.
also
>invest into chinese bonds
pic related. it's (you)
Thais are fucking revolting and you do know you can MOVE YOUR SHEKELS?
if you werent under a rock for 2 fucking years and current news, you would knwo whats going on with china. There currency is actually backed by something besides oil now, they are going to be valuable for a lil while if they take our oil trade with it, even then they make all of our shit they are going to be a bigger trade then we are. Your just retarded enough not to realize it
You'll literally be broke in 3 months. Enjoy it. Patpong is the place to go if you're fed up of having all that money
Tell him to fuck off and do it on your own. If you're such a nigger that you can't figure things out, just fucking put it in a CD and cash out when you're ready to retire. Don't have monthly fees and higher interest rates, but it's not as liquid; have to wait for it to mature before you can take it out (so take it out when you retire). FDIC insures upto $250k, so make two CDs so you're fully covered (you and someone you can trust). Half a mil on a 5-yr maturity rate of 2.5% = 12.5k. Or get treasury bonds. Or just buy fucking precious metals and just leave it there; cash out when you need or retire (definitely get more than what you put in).
buy fertile land in the American Midwest start a commune there for NEETS who's parents died have them farm with remote controlled robots so they think it's like their vidya
Hey user, give me £10,000 because I'm not Jewish?
Pattaya only for me, I am a true sexpat, maybe a few trips to bangkok as nana plaza does have some qt's but overpriced.
not really broke, last time I stayed there I lived in a $290 a month condo with 24 hour security / reception, concierge to literally carry your groceries up to your room for you 24 hours a day, gym, sauna and hot tubs, pool on the roof with sun loungers that were comfy as fuck and an amazing view of the city.
took it easy with the mongering tho, only went to beer bars and barfined a few times a week, picked up freelancers in places like ibar and insominia for cheaper and even fugged quite a few times for free, had this one kind of sweet girl who I kind of felt bad for come to my condo like every 2-3 days, reception used to call my room and go "lady here for you again, shall I send her up?" lol
she used to go get steaming drunk with her friends blowing all her money and never find a customer or wanted to watch the next episode of the TV serieis she watched that I downloaded.
she ended up falling off the back of a motobike taxi tho and fucked up her leg and kind of ended her career as a bar girl / freelancer tho, shame she was crippled but w/e, bar girls can't eat love as they say.
My dad was in the same boat as you. Fee was too high and he didn't want to give Jews money. He found a Catholic slavic guy to do it. Guy lost all hi money within 6 months. Just a heads up, they may charge a lot but their services are golden.
Jesus Christ don't listen to that retard. Buy property in a nice area, preferably th emidlands or up north where it's cheaper, one property to live in and others to rent out or just sit and rise in value. Money constantly drops in value thanks to (((inflation))) letting it sit in an account is stupid.
The tragic thing that there aren't many places better to live.
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Here rich user
Buy FNGU
Yeah what a monster Goldstein is, wanting to be paid instead of working for free for OP. Plus he risks being liable for something going awry and OP losing money.
OP is the real jew
Better than keeping it to yourself and never investing it.
This Jew would take 3.8% to ultimately make you an additional 10% or more net.
If you don't know shit about money, give it to someone who does or invest in fucking equity. The latter is more stable and you wouldn't have to pay rent or a mortgage which is the number one expense for almost everyone on the planet.
I hate people who 'save' money with no fucking clue and I'm glad that some countries with sense like America tax you for your holdings to keep you stupid faggots on your toes.
He will make you more than 3.8 percent. It's really easy to make money when you have the type of information he must have.
Pol doesn't lie. Jews lie.
Yeah and hope that trump doesn't fuck over FAANG.
Also anyone who's not a total brainlet should know how to manage their money.
The kike literally isn't liable for OP losing money
Belieze nigga.
buy property, anyone that tells you otherwise is mentally retarded
Careful bud, there is a Gonorrhea that is incurable floating around Thailand, made the news the other day.
>pic related, it's your dick in 3 months.
Take the bet just so we can watch, this is gold
find another advisor retard, if you are choosing random funds to invest
Brits in Thailand are the most pathetic homosexuals.
Dont touch derivatives, that's investing in thin air; only invest in VALUE PRODUCING ASSETS.
>Property
>Bluechip stocks
>ETFs
>Buy bitcoin when hits support 7k and ride it back up to 9.5k and sell
>Invest in a business
dont get jewed
What the fuck? Take your money someplace else. The bank benefits from having your money there, if the Jews want extra tell them to fuck off.
go to both Jow Forums and reddit's personal finance subreddit; use a throwaway so people don't find out who you are.
As much as people here like to shit on reddit, you only stand to gain from looking at more than one perspective, Jow Forums's included.
My two cents?
Go on with your life as normal, don't get anything huge go on a modest trip if you've wanted to, buy some games, maybe a nice p.c. if you like making music get about 10k worth of decent gear. if you want to turn it into more money, turn your hobbies into things that will make you money; use it to ENJOY the time you have rather than turning it into a source of stress. You've got a rather comfy nest egg to sit on, doesn't mean you need to hatch it right away.
>buy property
get a tax bill every quarter
>buy stocks
get a dividend check every quarter
Buy a brewery and drink free plus income.
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Imagine being this retarderd
I've been thinking about starting a fund in a few years so I have been researching this. I'm reasonably certain that something like 99% of funds have absolutely no clue and their real business model is to churn their investor's accounts and rake in a percent of AUM management fee. Also its really crazy how deep this rabbit hole goes in regards to the depth of this industry's corruption and conflict of interest.
>inherited close half a million freedom shekels
>talk to my dad who has been investing in stocks for decades
>we open a schwab account and don't pay some fagit thousands of dollars for existing
buy a home, invest in your retirement, and set up some stocks/ mutual funds and be set for a while, don't be a fucking retard and blow it on drugs and hookers in thailand you moron especially with the cost of living in your home country set yourself up for the future while you have the funds now to do it.
>there aren't many better places than Britain
Africa
The middle East
South America
And I haven't even gotten to the decent places yet
>but a bunch of land
lad its only half a mill he can barely buy a house in london for that, a house anywhere nice with land is gonna be multiple millions.
You mean buying Saudi oil wholesale, then processing it in-house so they can brand it theirs? They aren't "backed" by anything shill.
Take that money and move to America you stupid cunt
>>inherited half a million bongbucks
you're rich
>coming to america
you sound jewish
>doing the Anglin
Noice
>inherited half a million
Become a jew with your free money
VTSAX thats all you need to know.
If sex is a tool of control, wouldn't paying for sex be the LEAST beta thing you can do?
What a waste of a human being you are
MY NIGGA
HAHAHAHHA dumb goy learn how to manage money
>what is renting out your property
the ultimate boomer jew
hey man, it's all in the Yiddish word for fuck you, 'trust me'
Wow what a kike. You put that money in my savings account, I'll keep it safe for you.
t. kike liar
Fuck that. Just become a pimp in Thailand. Rent a nice ass hotel. Like every room. That way you're making money and getting that pussy for free. Can you imagine how asian sandbags must feel like? Trust me dude. Get a hat, cane and cape. Watch a few episodes of Dave Chappelle to learn how a pimps hand works, and then you're home free.
There will always be this;
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That's pretty normal, but certainly on the high end. Threaten to walk, he'll bring it down.
fuck off mr xing
lol, I was thinking about setting up a Beer Bar with girls, or maybe a Short Time bar on Soi 6 since most of them are either Thai owned by owned by older foriegners who don't know how to cater to well.. younger people but it's a minefield setting it up and ripe to get ripped off at every step.
Plus you have to pay police 'tea money' so they leave you alone, deal with all the girls turning up and shit, pay roll for all their 'lady drinks' commison, bar fines, running a bar 6-7 days a week, blah.
nearly fell in lub with this cutie tho, she sold condo's at a estate agent place, i ended up just ghosting her which was a shame since I wanted to bang hookers every day and not waste my vacation.
Learn to do it yourself Bong. It's like this in Burgerland with some types of 401ks. I quit funding mine and fund a rIRA and a trading account.
What a waste.
I work as a graphic designer and I made the mistake of taking on a new client who's name was (((Beiltz))) and he has made the decision not to pay me. The meme is true.
Why are you spending more than 0% in fees?
What the fuck