Brit/pol/ Alone. Gold Edition

>Teenage girl shot dead in Tottenham, north London
theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/apr/03/girl-shot-dead-tottenham-north-london

>Elderly man held for killing burglar
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-43639183

>UK to introduce 'tough' ban on ivory sales to protect elephants
news.sky.com/story/uk-to-introduce-tough-ban-on-ivory-sales-to-protect-elephants-11314833

>Eddie Izzard calls for Labour to 'stamp out' anti-Semitism
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43613464

>Anti-Semitism row official Christine Shawcroft quits Labour NEC
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43605840

>EU planning its own 'bateau de commerce' trade yacht modelled on Royal Yacht Britannia
telegraph.co.uk/politics/2018/04/01/eu-planning-bateau-de-commerce-trade-yacht-modelled-royal-yacht/

>Why can’t we speak plainly about migrant crime?
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2018/03/why-cant-we-speak-plainly-about-migrant-crime

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First for kinky bitch faced newsfus

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Wogs out
Virgins out
Idiots out
Numales out
Beta males out
Ugly people out
Faggots out
Fat people out
Poor people out
"Depressed" people out

Is Nicolas Cage the funniest ''non-comedian'' actor ever?

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No

You sure about that m8?

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That's like 4th string for FOX news.

Fucking Brits.

ANYONE GOT THE VOCAROO OF MGWAMBE AND NGUBU RUNNING A CHEEKY ONE UP THE GARDEN PATH STRAIGHT THROUGH THE BACKDOOR, INTO THE KITCHEN

that one fucking kills me

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Show flag.

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>strawpoll.me/15435887
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anyone else /roadman/
come my postcode we'll fucking rush you

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>Leave.EU 'now a far-right organisation' Labour MP says
bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-43633204

I think they systematically ensured no young and/or beautiful women get into presenting the news or weather, for feminist reasons or some shit. You saw the F1 girls getting fired right?

The one actually beautiful faced woman I've seen doing weather has one arm, a legit stump. That's the only way you can get her under the radar of the jealous hags of feminism, It's a joke.

I want friend like that.

Arsk master race

t. Northerner but with RP from parents who aren't northern

Does lower middle class count as poor?

the years between 2005 - 2007 were pretty fucking rough around croydon
(video related)
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my god there's still people posting.

are you on coke, i never seen anyone so tense in shitposting?

replied you on the old one.

It would help if you linked this.

lmao

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ahsk because CMON YOU THREE LIUNZ UP THE NORF CMAAAAAHN RED ROSE RED ROSE

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When did London stop being a part of britain?

1997

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When White British stopped being the majority ethnic group

3 September 1939
>The Declaration of war by France and the United Kingdom was given on 3 September 1939, after German forces invaded Poland. Despite the speech being the official announcement of both France and the United Kingdom, the speech was given by the British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain, in Westminster, London.

and you guys didn't even care right?

>2018 = 1986 + 32
Thought I'd have some kids by now
>she left me
Thought I'd have a career
>Family came first
Thought I'd be worth something
>drink got in the way
At my age Alexander had conquered everything, I have a laptop and a drunken fap later.

Anyone ever see how many times they can go around the toilet bowl when having a piss without touching the water

I do

Same here except the drink. It's not over yet, never surrender

ever done that with a turd without it snipping mate?

>19
>won't make it to my mid twenties because suicide

we were less than 1% minority
quite middle class too in places
still had plenty of that nonsense
it's just what kids do
and the poorer they got the more dangerous they got

lol i suspect starkey's not really qualified to talk about this shit
imagine his limited knowledge of contemporary popular culture
i bet back when he was a lad they called him a square

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federal republicanism when?

I bet you think that the Germans would have kept all of our riches and treasures safely where we left them, too.

bonne chance mes amis.

Exit bag is recommended for a reason.

>we built city on rock and roll

>drink got in the way
Is that currently the biggest obstacle stopping you from where you would like to be? You're still young lad, and have time.

see you in Hell friend

i wonder if starkey would think prodigy were just aping blacks?

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>these 3 call for the destruction of israel and a denial of the holocaust. Don't care about the response from the jews

>Corbyn says "Muh palestine" and is forced to appologise to israel

THE STATE

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thinking on going for teaching training (computing).. where should I go for class rooms with a relatively high number of normal white british kids? honestly i've been thinking scotland

they did have a black guy in the band i guess

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You don't understand what liberal means.It's NOT same as Libertarian

don't give up m8.
>me
>23
>living the normie life till i was 18
>she left me because i was a twat
>normie world comes crumbling down
>wtf am i going to do with my life
>depressed, smoking weed, avoiding friends
>getting fatter
>also, slowly getting redpilled
>begin to find out i'm not the only person who is upset with the state of the world
>downside: becoming racist - old friendships coming to an end
>upside: find Jow Forums & /sig/
>quit smoking
>starting going for long walks
>eating healthy
>lifting weights
>starting to jack off less

lifes still pretty shit, and by inability to be happy (soul crushing anxiety) is still preventing me from finding work, but at least im 20 pounds lighter and not contributing to my own death via tobacco

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>At my age Alexander had conquered everything, I have a laptop and a drunken fap later.
That's what Caesar said, minus the last part.

isle o shite
don't listen to mainlanders
it's lovely

>muh riches and treasures
just fuck off

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hell

I hate to ask this but, spoonfeed me?

>MI5 FAIL

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>He thinks letting the Germans loot anything of cultural importance from the UK is good.

According to a tale written by Suetonius, Caesar was winging that by his age (presumably 25-30) Alexander had conquered the world and he had done nothing. Then he went on to rival Alexander.

What I'm saying is, buy a spear and a horse.

My point is that imperialism goes both ways.

Some imperial empires were very socially liberal for it's time.Some leftist nations were dictatorship

Don't blame those 2 things on Right side when it goes to them too.

>not valuing all to loot we've robbed over the years
makes you wonder why we took in the first place

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basically anything would be better than the current timeline
not joking

piss off montenegro
no one cares

Thanks user. For whatever it's worth, your /his/ is pretty decent of you.

you're right though
many of the things we simply take for granted as opposites really aren't

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okay.
don't push too hard mate, i don't even think there's difference on my point to you in the first place.

the falloutNV post is NCR/wildcard vs Mr.House/Caesar

the image even already self-explationary right and left. where the right one is dictatorship and imperialism conservative. and the left one is democracy,and full anarchy. that's all my fucking point. take easy don't be so dense..
mate.

According to captured German documents, the commander-in-chief of the German Army, Walther von Brauchitsch, directed that "The able-bodied male population between the ages of 17 and 45 will, unless the local situation calls for an exceptional ruling, be interned and dispatched to the Continent". This represented about 25% of male citizens. The UK was then to be plundered for anything of financial, military, industrial or cultural value,[140] and the remaining population terrorised. Civilian hostages would be taken, and the death penalty immediately imposed for even the most trivial acts of resistance

>The deported male population would have most likely been used as industrial slave labour in areas of the Reich such as the factories and mines of the Ruhr and Upper Silesia. Although they might have been treated less brutally than slaves from the East (whom the Nazis regarded as sub-humans, fit only to be worked to death), living and working conditions would still have been severe

>In late February 1943, Otto Bräutigam of the Reich Ministry for the Occupied Eastern Territories claimed he had the opportunity to read a personal report by General Eduard Wagner about a discussion with Heinrich Himmler, in which Himmler had expressed the intention for special forces of the SS to kill about 80% of the populations of France and England after the German victory. In an unrelated event, Hitler had on one occasion called the English lower classes "racially inferior".

>In an unrelated event, Hitler had on one occasion called the English lower classes "racially inferior".

Hitler would have been a goalposter if he was alive today.

this was after the war was declared, we literally started it btw and rejected a fuck ton of peace offers.

pity the local are so dense the troll has to play the smartguy

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i expect hitler would have imagined it a clever subversion of similar jewish memes
i really like subverting memes desu

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probably more like some angry low ranking nazi in 1944 or some mi5 agents fan fiction

>citation needed

>and rejected a fuck ton of peace offers.
Oldest tactic in the book. Offer peace after taking the offensive and look like the benevolent one.

>Hitler had on one occasion called the English lower classes "racially inferior".

was he wrong ?

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and the 50 others after it?

the one's which are still kept secret by our "trust us on russia goyim" government ?

Where can I get DMT in Aberdeen?
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>Hitler would have been a goalposter if he was alive today.
That could be perceived one of two ways on this board kek.

hmm. so us bombing them first was hitler on the offensive I guess? reminder german bombs didnt hit uk soil until summer 1940.

this too. Some angry mid tier ss cunt, either that or its literally fanfiction from a postwar source.

LOL So where Communist Dictsators right winger too? You point is that you are wrong

>Mum complaining about some environment stuff
>Tell her "I wouldn't worry about it too much. We'll be a minority in our own country in 50 years so what does it matter"

Didn't mean to expose myself like that 2bh.

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>was he wrong ?


yep
foreigners are quite intimidated by our natural superiority desu

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do you even play the game?

He offered peace only after the invasion of France. Whether or not I think it was moral to accept or decline is irrelevant, the sole fact is it was never to happen after that, and especially after the Battle of Britain when all needed justification for war go out of the window in favour of a full fledged defence.

also
>50 peace offers
Bit of an exaggeration. I'm sure there were only 2 and both were timed perfectly with Germany gaining ground.

>expose myself
as a brainlet who believes wn's trend lines

What game?

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she gave you a bad look?

no you're not.
that's why it confused the shit out of me. you don't even know what you're replying.

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ahh you're a fucking clown with issue.

Been dropping subtle bombs for past year or so but never said it outright. She's somewhat okay with it because I think she's more right wing than she realises.

kek'd

Name one (1) decisive battle won by the british in the last century

>tfw scared, timid blonde Bong

dunno

new vegas you dense fuck. that's the chain post on back thread you derail with shitpost.

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Good night

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El Alamein

just pretend you have confidence
that's what i do

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Second Battle of El Alamein

I DON'T give a shit about it m8

debatable, especially with semantics

yeah fuck off, and have nice dream.

too scared to have confidence, im too soft, my ancestors would be ashamed, they were strong men

get fucked man shitty