/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - NEW DOMESTIC TERROR ORGANIZATION IDENTIFIED EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>US Amb. Haley @UNSC on Situation in ME 4/4/18
youtu.be/PKcqqeoTj7E
>FEMA DepAdm on Agency Future 4/4/18
c-span.org/video/?443463-1/
>NEC Kudlow on Tariffs/Stock Market 4/4/18
c-span.org/video/?443493-1/
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, DHSSec Nielsen) 4/4/18
youtu.be/pt9Xfv3DyZc
>WH Video: MLK Legacy 4/4/18
youtu.be/7HiTXlXQbAg
>VAActSec Wilkie Message 4/4/18
youtu.be/Jyf-dsxwRyE
>jewtube HQ shooting footage 4/3/18
youtu.be/ffsv0f-T0dc
>Pres Trump presser w/Baltic Heads of State 4/3/18
youtu.be/mm0m-lALnfc
>Pres Trump Lunch Meeting w/Baltic Heads of State 4/3/18
youtu.be/YlBwU_JOqMc
>Baltic Leaders arrive @WH 4/3/18
youtu.be/DakoMcoe0_8
>EPA Admin Pruitt on Emissions Standards Rollbacks 4/3/18
c-span.org/video/?443439-1/
>StateDep Special Envoy McGurk @US Inst Of Peace 4/3/18
youtu.be/z44sF6Pt9pc
>StateDep USAID Admin Green @US Inst Of Peace on Iraq/Syria 4/3/18
youtu.be/Vvj8FZWBtEk
>U.S. Diplomacy Center’s 70th Anniversary of Marshall Plan Event 4/3/18
youtu.be/da6DZUGJEtw
>DoD Video: American Steel 4/3/18
youtu.be/evhgQ3RMuHw
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #32 (Lara) 4/3/18
youtu.be/OKuidXbrHTY
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania host Easter Egg Roll 4/2/18
youtu.be/x0o2KDmtI78
>FLotUS Melania Easter Reading Nook 4/2/18
youtu.be/SxRbG0s2420
>WH Easter Egg Roll (complete) 4/2/18
c-span.org/video/?443318-1/

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MAGA

>Open can of soda
>get shot

WTF AMERICA
REMOVE SODA CANS NOW.

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OY VEY TAKE THIS DOWN RIGHT NOW!

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How was your day, anons?

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>diet mountain dew
>Not Diet Coke ®

Trying to get her job back at Fox?

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>diet mountain dew

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OOGA BOOGA WHERE THE CAVEKIKES AT

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god damn, tucker is on fire tonight

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>According to liberal standards PETA is responsible for more deaths than the NRA

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Memorandum text is out now

>THE WHITE HOUSE
>Office of the Press Secretary
>FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
>April 4, 2018

>MEMORANDUM FOR THE SECRETARY OF DEFENSE, THE ATTORNEY GENERAL THE SECRETARY OF HOMELAND SECURITY

>SUBJECT: Securing the Southern Border of the UnitedStates

>1. The security of the United States is imperiled by adrastic surge of illegal activity on the southern border. Large quantities of fentanyl, other opioids, and other dangerous and illicit drugs are flowing across our southern border and into our country at unprecedented levels, destroying the lives of our families and loved ones. Mara Salvatrucha (MS-13) and other deadly transnational gangs are systematically exploiting our unsecured southern border to enter our country and develop operational capacity in American communities throughout the country. The anticipated rapid rise in illegal crossings as we head into the spring and summer months threatens to overwhelm our Nation's law enforcement capacities.

>2. The combination of illegal drugs, dangerous gang activity, and extensive illegal immigration not only threatens our safety but also undermines the rule of law. Our American way of life hinges on our ability as a Nation to adequately and effectively enforce our laws and protect our borders. A key and undeniable attribute of a sovereign nation is the ability to control who and what enters its territory.

>(cont.)

I really enjoyed the first thread about it

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First for Stephen Miller, the Bean Killer

youtube.com/watch?v=Qn7rCt531RY

This fucking timeline

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>This nigger looks violent.

AWOO~

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>not coke zero

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>Diet anything
>Good

text for directive

>Therefore, by the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States, including section 502 of title 32, United States Code, and section 301 oftitle 3, United States Code, I hereby direct as follows:

>Section 1. The Secretary of Defense shall support the Department of Homeland Security in securing the southern border and taking other necessary actions to stop the flow ofdeadly drugs and other contraband, gang members and other criminals, and illegal aliens into this country. The Secretary of Defense shall request use of National Guard personnel to assist in fulfilling this mission, pursuant to section 502 of title 32, United States Code, and may use such other authorities as appropriate and consistent with applicable law.

>Sec 2. The Secretary of Homeland Security shall work withthe Secretary of Defense to provide any training or instruction necessary for any military personnel, including National Guard units, to effectively support Department of Homeland Security personnel in securing the border.

>Sec 3. The Secretary of Defense and the Secretary of Homeland Security, in coordination with the Attorney General, are directed to determine what other resources and actions are necessary to protect our southern border, including Federal law enforcement and United States military resources. Within 30 days of the date of this memorandum, the Secretary of Defense and the Secretary of Homeland Security, in coordination with theAttorney General, shall submit to the President a report detailing their findings and an action plan, including specific recommendations as to any other executive authorities that should be invoked to defend the border and security of the United States.

>Sec 4. Any provision of any previous proclamation, memorandum, or Executive Order that is inconsistent with the actions taken in this memorandum is superseded to the extent of such inconsistency.

Banning soda would honestly help us.
>tfw huge shekel piles
That poster is so Jewish the foreskin I don't have hurts.

lmao

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it's just starting. I have overnight soon

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Reading vns

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I bet she got her hair done for Tucker

I entered this thread illegally.

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She can stay away forever. Fuck that hoe.

usual day for me bro, hope you had a great day!

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I hope they keep it up. When it comes to bad animation, bad CGI is especially egregious.

>trained professionals are equivalent to the average joe when it comes to firearm handling

do people fall for this fox news shit?

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Spectacular. I got a raise less than a year into my new job.

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shitposting was extra ferocious this week over on /a/, ep 12 brought the NTRfags out of their cucksheds.

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YEAH BOI.

Get woke about it.

I'm going to trigger liberals tomorrow by opening soda cans in their ears.

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why does this nigger look like Michael Strahan?

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Shut it down now!!!!

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IT'S HAPPENING

The teeth

I want gray wolf to snu snu the fuck out of me

that was a comfy thread

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youtu.be/voH8ijoSdrY
Not my fault their songs are better.

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Very important reminder

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>GET WOKE

i fucking despise niggers

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I haven't seen this, did some user copy over to tape and then digitize the tape to make the webm or is it just a vhs filter on top of the source?

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>LET'S BE HONEST, YOU'RE NOT CARRYING A GUN BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T HIT THE BROAD SIDE OF A BARN WITH A 9MM TURNED SIDEWAYS LIKE EVERY OTHER NOG
TUCKER NO

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If the NRA is so bad, why doesn't someone simply shoot up its headquarters?

She probably shaved her butthole and wore her best crotchless panties for him

So far so good, thank God is still raining

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He was touched by gun violence? Was that when Seth Rich was murdered?

Same story with all these elections recently. Incumbent is out and the GOP runs some dud as a candidate. GOP is playing "my turn" instead of running winners. Of course GOP could be doing this on purpose for the sake of uniparty nonsense.

No, it's killing the Mexicans more than the Cartel. It needs to stay

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YAAAAASSSSSS

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>nigga please stop frontin!
TUCKER NO!

>yeah i'll Get Woke when you fill in your gap in ape looking nigger
TUCKER NO

Here comes the Tuck

They put it on tape and then put that transfer on their computer. It's legit

When was the last time Wisconsin went red before Trump?

You have to be kidding.

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>take basic security / anti-terrorism class
>Instructor had an example of an IED was this kids "clock" as a shitpost

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>if i had them

Stay woke

Cucks

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1984

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING?

TUCKER NO! mind

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i mean it could be worse
you could have said something like aqours was better

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> drinking aspartame

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Nice

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Too bad they didn't go all the way and make it 4:3 pan and scan.

I really hate /tv/ and the leftist retards that dwell there but I always go there because of how comfy some of their threads can be. I quite like the threads on war films or naval films
he downloaded the disc of BR2049 to his PC, changed the file format, recorded it onto a VHS, then put that recording file back onto his PC. There was a link yesterday to download the full thing. he only posted some bits here and there.

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OUT OUT OUT

This guy is a magnificent shitposter. This is spectacular.

Why does God hate me lads?

Why must life be nothing but suffering and sadness?

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Almonds caused the drought, FUCK ALMONDS

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Distinct not discrete Tucker.

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Very anti semetic

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'84

what does the phone number in the top right mean?

>Blumpf stocks

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>NO THE REASON WE SEE A BUNCH OF 17 YEAR OLDS ON TV IS BECAUSE YOU IGNORANT NIGGERS AREN'T NEARLY AS ENTERTAINING AS SOME DUMB SPIC WHO PUKES LIVE ON TV
HOLY SHIT

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I didn't bring them up because they aren't worth the effort of typing it.

>digital only movie
>"lets put it on vhs"
>it looks even more kino
how the hell do you lads do it -- was this a thread in /tv/ today?

Reminder Kate Steinle probably would have voted for Hillary

Are these the same California farms that hire nothing but illegals because hiring actual citizens costs too much money?

>Accusing the NRA of creating bogeymen
wew

That's pretty cool. I love /tv/ when they really find a new movie they love.

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I hate pan and scan, I'm glad they just left it as 4:3

Does more than your dried up pussy does, sandnigger.

California
American

VHS aesthetic was perfect. Fuck 4k.

Thats exactly my point. GOP should be running fresh MAGA style candidates in these battleground states since clearly thats what they want. Instead they run these typical neocon pricks. Obviously this doesn't necessarily apply to a Supreme Court bid.

I might go dig for the archive. I really should spend more time on /tv/.

>Please be kind, rewind

damn, i need this webm in 60FPS!

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