Any advice? Will my autism disqualify me?
Im joining the marines
You'd be better off joining the merchant marines or working on an offshore oil rig. Enjoy dying for some stupid purpose.
good luck, after that go to university with your pumped body and fuck a lot of bitches
Thats the plan.
hope you get your legs blown off you jew loving retard
>t akmed
Will my autism disqualify me? That's up to meps. They'll determine whether, or not it makes you combat ineffective. There are a lot more autistic soldiers/marines out there than you'd think, but life is harder for them. You are better off in the Marines than the army though. The army is hyper political.
There's no such thing as autism. Just quit jerking off and get more exercise.
Is the army liberal or based?
Youre one to talk you stupid nordnigger. I hope a terrorist rapes your wife who is probably more manly than you
Ok maybe I was wrong about autism.
I know I forgot to apply quotation marks, but it seems like the context of the thread would have kind of given you a hint there akmed.
The army is pretty lefty now, but that's not really what I mean by politics. There's a lot of shit like "hang out with this NCO, and you'll be fine" kind of shit. From what I saw while I was in, it didn't seem like the USMC was quite as bad in those regards. Most of their E5s, and ups were past the highschool games kind of shit.
hope you get beheaded by sandniggers while fighting for israel and white genocide
Its best branch of mil.
Storm trooper. Highest rank from german intelligence. You must complete training and become reconnaisance.
MATTIS needs you. Anyone serving now is serving MAGA.
Be proud user. I hope for 8 years
kek. youre either poor or retarded.
hope you get your face blown off for israel, faggot kike lover
check the contract on what happens when you get a physical injure. Also be sure to get psychological ensurence too. Other than that good luck, its an honorable job.
Keep projecting and earning those cheevos.
WE WUZ VIKANGZ N SHEEEEIT. You white niggers are a disgrace to europe. You WUZ the sandnigger equivalent in the middle ages. We had to fight wars with you for centuries and convert you to christianity to civilize you animals. Good riddance. We dont need your meatballs, your saunas or your shitty watches.
minority fiesta, get fucked
This is your future.
>Will my autism disqualify me?
No? Every marine is autistic.
>Christian
>Wants to kill for short term economic interests
Nah, autism will serve you well in the bureaucracy of military service.
prolly not but it would prolly kill you or turn your face into a mass of puddy
He's got a point though, the army these days fights for white genocide. I hope all you ZOGbots get whats coming to you doing the will of israel
wow, are you being ironic or you really dont know difference between sweden and finland, i guess not suprising from american. thanks for fucking the middle east so the sandnigger horde can rape europe you dirty mutt
and yet they still die for the zog. thats autism for you
Think about I Love Jazz, common core, Education which will teach your children to hate themselves, government leaders celebrating your demise (see vid related) and the fact that by the time you retire the country will be absolutely unrecognizable to you. Are you absolutely sure you want to sacrifice your time/career building years/ life altogether for this?
youtube.com
>oh shit nigger what are you doing
Don't join the military.
OH GOD, HERE IT COMES
b....B..BBB....BRRRRAAAAUUUUUUUAAAAPPPPT-THTHTHTH-THHHHHHHHHPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Who do you mean by “We”?
If you think ‘Murica fought Sweden and got rid of the Vikings, whom you think lived in Finland, tu eres el duende.
Praise goes to KEK, not to you for going to die for ZOG faggot.
Have fun dying for Israel, retard. You're probably a spic anyways
Enjoy dying for Zog with your multiculti diversity hire shitbag NCOs
Theyre all the same. It doesnt matter if your in niggway or fagland. Same shit in different toilets. I will never set foot in your filthy godless hellhole you call a country. I would rather visit north korea.
Pretty much my entire family was in but I'm fucked because I have diabetes( Type 1 not the gay kind)
Remember when you serve as Marine you serve as highest pretorian Guardsmen in US.
You will be locked and cocked there is no other. Prepare accordingly and charge forward. 1776 is the anglo vs of 1488.
Stay true and bring home viking and anglo glory to your branch.
mixed asian
lewd
Enjoy dying for other (((people))).
Unironically, the only reason to join the armed forces is for the gibs or if you genuinely just want to shoot at brown people.
I'm starting to suspect that there's either some fuckery going on with VPNs in this thread, or plebbit is out in full force tonight.
>I want to protected my whiteness by hiding in my basement
i hope the fuck you dont, you fucking retard using nazi flag
If i did it would only be to fuck your sluts and leave.
MMMM CRAY OHNS
Go some kind of intel or cyber
if you don't, you're a retard.
Seriously, fucking do this
You'll be setting yourself up for an amazing future.
t. sgt
All i want is the benefits
Want moar
BRRRRRRRRRR-APT
Well if there is one pic that outs this thing as a tranny, that's it
Good job
join the army instead. you do the same thing but less pt
Why fight for a government that hates you?
Your hook is showing oven dodger.
Welp, then keep your head down and good luck.
>>I want to protected my whiteness by hiding in my basement
>protected my whiteness
Go be a slave for a system that is rendering white men extinct. Excellent fucking plan, senpai.
Yeah my advice is to not join the fucking crayon corps.
You're (hopefullly) better than that.
>All i want is the benefits
>innit 4 duh gibs me dat
fucking kike welfare queen
thanks for serving the kikes, you brain dead nigger
Crayon eater or what?
>t. Chairman
Autism is actually a prerequisite for joining the Marines.
If he's lucky enough to not be raped to death by a tranny.
>army is hyper political
do tell, curious
how does one get into intel or cyber
loss of martial value is a large part of why rome collapsed
One is a job that serves a purpose, the other is a bunch of fat lazy fucks that watch daytime television all day while their tax scam kids grow up to repeat the cycle.
yeah, it'll disqualify you when you get to basic and act like a monkey and get kicked out
Oy vey, someone delouse this faggot.
>marines
>not going to any other branch
enjoy your time eating crayons. the red ones i hear are really tasty
not an argument, barbarian
thats some fine work bacon boy
>merchant marines
Industry is tough as hell right now, but with Trump's trade war it might be much better soon, he also supports the Jones Act, which is good. The steel and aluminum tariffs are HUGE.
Snapshot of the industry:
In the 80s we had 800ish ocean-going vessels
Now we have 83
Never sure how I felt about the military. Liberals are joining the military in droves for the free sex changes and estrogen. Military is pussified. Sick lot!
>One is a job that serves a purpose
Always always always check your corners. Oh, and stay frosty out there.
>all these haters
Not throwing away your life on behalf of the Israel Lobby is self-evident. Only thing I require for you is an oven, no argument needed faggot.
they mk ultraed this dude no doubt about it
Get a high enough gt score on the asvab.
Have a clean record.
they'll sponsor your ts clearance.
you'll be set for life after one enlistment
I hope it does.
get a avsab study book. black flip flops for shower even if they wrong most likely you will get to get them until inspection or where you can get store ones. most valuable item the good black shoe polish. Good socks. And fucking foot stink power even if your feet don't stink get it there will be some that does and if you bunk next to them you can dose his stank boots.
When they want them to be patriots they get a little flag to wave. Then they get a big one for the way home.
What is cyber?
You shouldn't have to study for the asvab.
Shave your head before you go and don't take this guy's advice. Don't bring anything with you, other than what they tell you. You'll have the chance to buy what you need from time to time when they take you to re-up on hygiene shit/haircuts
Join army
Get this or any intel mos
Win for the rest of your life
whats your AIM screen name?
ill show you big goy
I advocate firearm proficiency and personal achievement, not working for less than minimum wage to fight for some contrived domino theory or oil. The US hasn't fought in a war of just cause since the Spanish American war.
Does asthma disqualify you? Haven't had an asthma attack in 10+ years but was diagnosed as a kid.
(Not me, but a close friend is considering.)
Who knows, 4 years of that and you may get paid to shit post on pol some day
Idk flip flops and the good wax black polish its like 20$. The dam shoe polish will be worth $50 if he can get it in. But yes they will tell you what you must bring. Fuck off you know you want the good wax polish.
Go to Jow Forums /Meg/ with that
Alright, thanks.
autism ensures youll have a great career in the military you will hopefully die a glorious death for your fascist masters!!
And the winner of this thread goes to..
>Any advice?
Never join the Marines while they're airing Navy or Marine commercials.
leave Finland alone :(
It's the VPNs. They have gotten better at mixing it up.