/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - SHIT EATING GRIN EDITION

>Brazil SC is sending the criminal mastermind of the entire left on Latin America
Jesus Christ I can't believe my eyes and my ears

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Ike was an okay guy. I feel like I could get along with the man.

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Same old shit

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>hold on michelle I have to try and keep someone on reddit from killing themselves now that trump isnt a criminal target

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Face it: it’s nearly over.

Mueller is biding his time.

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Guess I'll take a flight up North

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Did they realize that none of them will survive one yet?

>look at the front page of leddit
>no garngl zornk news
that means something good happened didn't it?

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Kek 99D chess, soon libs will prefer a wall to this.

WALL THROUGH M
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>i'd imagine it'd immediately start a seccessionist movement or a civil war
6 replies deep before the unironically-true-sarcasm gave way to standard plebbit delusion. Sounds like they're cracking.

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t. shit eating retard for the 212th time since early 2106

SOON, FAGGOTS

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You fucking BIGOTS.

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Thanks for saving it fren, puppers pissed all over the carpet and I didn't realize how long it took to clean up.

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>the US Army is in the process of an all-out invasion of Mexico
>let's form a fifth column and try to sabotage them, that should invite no repercussions whatsoever
>after all, we've never had the large-scale internment of American citizens purely on the basis of their ethnicity before

>when you call for armed insurrection but at the same time want nazi orange hitler to take your arms

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Drompf

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It's alright, wanna take over or should I continue?

>Reddit still thinks this is "Textbook Fascism"

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NOOO how can drumplets be so stupid

Mueller needs to indict him

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Oh my!

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>the absolute state of the special counsel

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They are animals.

Das rite

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TrishPoster! You handsome devil

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good shit man.

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WTF, I HATE GUARANTEED EMPLOYMENT NOW

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Keep going, I don't feel reliable atm; times like this are why I never used to bake

How's your evening brother?

>Reddit still thinks this is "Textbook Fascism"

If that level is actually ever reached, RWDS will be kicking their doors in, and they won't have time to post about it.

Is stopping? That sentence makes no sense

wew lad, didn't even know about lodge healthcare

how do we wrest it back to life?

the guard has been sent to the middle of deserts for far worse reasons

press F to pay respects to the poor souls living in the President Tim Kaine timeline

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>France wants to cut MPs by a third
Is he really gonna go full Jupiter bros?

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I'll bake if you post new trish webms

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It reads like he and his lawyers are just harassing random people with ethnically Russian last names, possibly in public

Reminder: Drumpf is living on borrowed time

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>living

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I can't believe we got canceled after only one season!

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Haven't even cut any yet; I did do a best newsfu earlier though

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Hello u look russian, where are your W-2s? What do you mean you dont keep them on your person?!

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They said in congress they would go for people that were Russian descendants

Good, man. Uneventful tonight but comfy. Hope you're well tonight

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Guys you know how California has 55 electoral votes and Texas has 36? You niggers haven't seen nothing yet. GO BACK TO 110 YEARS FROM NOW. Also why does Mississippi and Alabama have less electoral votes than they do back then? All the niggers left or something? Wait hold up I can't post the picture because of "malicious code". Just have the link. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_election,_1908
California used to have a mere 10 electoral votes, Texas used to have 18. Florida used to only have 5!

How can I watch Tucker online? I want yesterday's episode since I don't have cable

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Their fingers will dangle from the top of the wall after they've been de-shitpostalize

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No you.

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It reminds me of the quote about the point where everything gets fixed overnight and nobody talks about it again.

Is it your screen cap, or is Lisa abusing the spray tan again?

I want today's episode because I want to understand the fucking zombie raccoons meme

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look them on with the date on youtube

did i miss the salt that mueller wasn't investigating trump?

>living in the other guys timeline

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powerful

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>not having the "outreach to mexicans" panel just be a solid view of concrete or Trump peeking over the wall

I woulda legitimately laughed

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So it's Iraq without a hostile insurgency?

They spun it as bad news for Trump.

Actually you could probably whip up some "patient organized risk pool collective" amendment to Obamacare and present it as an alternative to full repeal/replace.

All loyal trump supporters will have a musclegirl gf in the afterlife

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>there's a transhumanist from Calli that has expressed interest in running for 2020

He's weak. In Dict

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jesus christ what an ugly sack of shit.

>tfw if I become a republican i can have giant fucking hands

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Just wait until libs start ramping up domestic terror. Antifa is holding back now due to soros cutting funds but they are getting saltier every day

>pot calling the kettle black

those 2 lizards hit rock bottom just after the pilot episode, what did you expect?

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Purge the AdBusters leaf spammer

ID:

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Is there a feed of it? I'll get this news late.

In Ohio, racoons afflicted with a disease/condition that makes them lose all fear of humans have been spotted in growing numbers. They act real weird, running around in broad daylight, posing to attack people, and have random seizures.

Deep

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You know, I mined it last night, and it was all pretty lame boasts of confidence that "Trump's not off the hook!" Nothing very interesting, just delusion.

It's really only entertaining when they get wound up.

Godspeed, user.

and less muslims

just until the wall is built, of course

now if some chicanos were to get uppity and cause mischief, well, we might just have to fortify the other side of the border

maybe to the tune of, say a hundred miles of landmines to the south?

user. muscle girl posting 4 breads in a row milked all the easy (yous).

step it up to lewd tays for max (yous).

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New keyboard, pocket full of cash for watching a neighbor's cat, way ahead on tomorrow's work so I can shitpost comfortably all morning. Yeah we're doing good aside from having to clean dog piss

It's either spray shit, or the makeup/lighting, pic related was only a week ago I think

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Do it, Hans. Do it.

>It isn't there, it wasn't there yester- oh
Now I am the big dummy, take this image and use it in good health, canadalad

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DUDE JMI JUST READ A POEM DO OPEN THE BORDERS. WTF IT'S CURRENT YEAR!

>youtube.com/watch?v=gSOySlBxKwI
It's boring as fuck, vote is 5x1 so far, he is going to jail.

>In Ohio, racoons afflicted with a disease/condition that makes them lose all fear of humans have been spotted in growing numbers. They act real weird, running around in broad daylight, posing to attack people, and have random seizures.

They've ruled out rabies, and are culling them.

No, seriously, how can you look at that face and not be disgusted? it's like someone combined a caveman with a pedophile and gave it a bad toupee

I don't do this for (yous)
I do it for justice