Has anybody here actually tried any InfoWars products?

Has anybody here actually tried any InfoWars products?

Apparently he sells a shitload annually, enough to tell sponsors to fuck off

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Trust me dude they actually work as advertised

I tend to try things (Infowars and otherwise) to see what's up. It's not all snake oil but you've got to be retarded to be taking every last magic pill they sell.

>take a pill to turn red

water filters my man

Yeah his tin foil hats. It didn't work though.

Man he couldn't even try for 45 whole days to sell his stupid pills.

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ikr he could have just gone on a regular old cut or something and at least he'd look different

goober

His coffee is good

The toothpaste is literally the best you can buy.

The iodine is top notch as well.

Why would anyone try them? They are full of soy.

6 times more lead per serving

aluminum foil. we havent used tin foil since the 50s

Yeah tried a few, pretty good
Fucked thing is after converstion from USD to AUD + international shipping its WAY too expensive. Good deal if your in the US though. Especially when he has a 50% off sale

This, his toothpaste is legit.

The iodine worked for me too. It cleared up this chronic nasal congestion I had among other things.

i get essentially the same stuff but from GHC. except for the survival shield. dont need mine with iodine mixed in, i prefer to control that dosage more. honestly everyone should be taking a liquid b12 complex, selenium, and iodine supplement. I also take Qualia, the most expensive nootropic stack I know of. and the hermatrex is really really nice. makes me all tingly.

Just dropping this here, cos
1 its hilarious,
2 is TRUTH.

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>tfw I haven't taken my InfoWars product.

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Super male vitality and the iodine are solid products.

>After I've taken my InfoWars product.

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I took the Caveman Paleo Formula, and I ended up in the hospital. Alex jones tried to kill me.

ULTIMATE Alex Jones REDPILL

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gonna second this post. The Iodine is the best you can get hands down. I've been talking it the past month and it's changed my life. I wouldn't get Brainforce, shit has soy in it. Super Male vitality doesn't do anything, I don't feel a difference when I take it.

I'll stick to my steroids thank you very much

Why do you think you need extra iodine exactly? Did you stop using table salt?

I have the infowars buttplug and 45 days later it's working fine.

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they do work as advertised, my before/after photos look just like Alex, I went from fat fuck to sun burnt fat fuck almost overnight.

It says on the bottle stay out of the sun you fuckwad

Thanks user for the heads up on brain force having soy.

Iodine and fluoride free water changed my life. Found a benign tumor a few years ago. Looked into natural health and found out Alex is mostly right. Started using products been healthy ever since. Also Knockout is great for falling asleep at night.

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Canadians are retarded yo. It's not just a flag meme.

I grew a huge set of bawls from Super Male Vitality.
But I was not a man :-(

Brain force kinda works, but at the same time if you just buy vitamin B6 and B12 supplements its pretty much the same thing. Its the same vitamins that energy drinks make use of.

Super male vitality makes me feel amped up for like 30 minutes. Caveman bone broth does what other bone broth supplements do, not much but it kinda perks me up.

His shit isnt any faker then other supplement suppliers.

You cant get enough iodine from table salt unless you massively OD on sodium.

The RDI for iodine is massively underrated.
You want to fill your thyroid up and push out all the toxins accumulated over the years. X2 gives you like 1300% RDI in one dose

Iodized salt doesn't cover your RDA, and you're not getting it from any other sources because the soil is depleted.

I wanted brain medicen to mehk me brain gooder

Seriously though, I was curious about the stuff. thanks for the tips

Ninja'd

LOL, the soy is trace amount. Its NOTHING like drinking soy milk, or eating tofu.

Literal redpill

this.

Yup and I never thought I'd be that person.

I go to a well known integrative practice and I'm a nazi with what I put in my body.

Alex has products with Methy B12 (great for everyone who has common polymorphisms in their genes/MTHRF issues), his colloidal silver is the exact same one they sell at WFs, and everyone should get fluoride the fuck out of their water (including the shower/bath).

Ordered Knockout from Alex and love it. I've used melatonin on occasion but two nights in a row I'd always feel sleepy a few hours after waking up and that shit doesn't happen with his. The only thing that's different is there's herbs in it. Great stuff.

All reliable info sources are telling me salt is more than enough iodine, without high sodium levels. Conspiracy sites are telling me there is an iodine conspiracy. ...I think I'll side with the FDA on this one.

>putting random shit in your body
eat a carrot ffs

a shit ton of products have more and it's thanks to cali being so ass backwards (spread HIV to anyone no jailtime! you must vaccinate the shit outta your kids.) that you even know about it so....

taking zinc increases your creamloads

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The same FDA that authored the food pyramid and tells you fluorosilicic acid and glyphosate in your drinking water is generally regarded as safe. Brilliant.

It's not a trace amount, the primary nootropic ingredients are derived from soy

Also a lot of people in this thread ignore that his supplements are extremely priced up from what you could get wholesale or even in a grocery store

love this.

someone send it to Hogg.

Exactly the kind of alex jones reply I expected. I'll just redirect you to this pic.

So you saying that his products give you a tan

Because that's all I'm seeing here

ikr. fuck the FDA. total joke.

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glyphosphate is monsanto BTW. But more so than monsanto, I'd take it up with the american farmers who have forgotten how to do their craft without fucking pesticides.

That's not even a tan. They just darkened the lighting in the room

Alright. Which one is the iodine. I'm curious. Felt like shit here lately. Would like to try something different.

It's survival shield.

Consider exercise or possibly eating fruits and vegetable instead of resorting to magic pills.

i bought the iodine one long ago but got scared because of the detox involved and never took it...

I take a few... works well for me...
I have list around 30 pounds... best shape of my life...
FYI brain force hurts my head to strong brah...

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I wanted to try a few things but I could never get a reply back from them stating that their products won’t give me a false positive on a 12 panel drug test. I’m probably just being paranoid but I’ve heard horror stories at work for people getting fired for supplements.

Super male vitality would make my dick diamonds.
Besides that, I felt like I had more test in general. I’m fucking lazy though so I’ve been forgetting to take it a lot recently butI did notice a difference when I was taking it normally.

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What the hell is wrong with your dick dude? I'm like almost 40 and usually whack it a few times a day just to keep the boners away. Super Male I guess does make a slight difference but, I mean, is there something wrong with you?

I do both of those.
Any fruits you'd recommend. I normally do pineapple and strawberry for breakfast.

Thanks user.

kek'ed

Make sure you're getting enough protein (including at least some real meat).

>Super male vitality makes me feel amped up for like 30 minutes.
Only 30 minutes? I’ve been lazy a lot lately and not taking it normally but when I would twice a day like how it suggests then I would actually notice a difference feeling amped up like I had more test.
And also my dick would get hard enough to cut glass.

they turn the friccin frogs gay xD

What does the iodine do? What effects have you experienced

Thread needs more Bone BRoth

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Blueberries for general nutrition and grapes to keep you regular. But as an user already said make sure your diet is balanced with enough real protein and carbs so you actually have energy to exist.

Survival Shield has changed my life and it's extremely cheap as one bottle contains 600 servings. Brain Force gives a nice focus when I'm doing creative work. Caveman didn't do anything for me, but I'm also a lazy fuck who doesn't work out.

SUPER MALE VITALITY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>40
I guess I wasn’t whacking enough but I’m also almost half that age. It’s not like my dick would be hard all the time but sometimes it would and it would be fucking ridiculous.
>inb4 no gf

lmao I was considering to make this very same thread the other day

buddy it's gmo free soy and only a very tiny ammount. that's not how soy works. a trace of soy isn't going to do shit. fuck you could eat an entire soy hotdog and still be totally fine. it's only regular daily consumption such as what is found in processed foods (soybean oil is in everything read the labels) that can cause problems.

I tried brain force and it did nothing, think I felt more focused before I took it actually

>americans

Why did they stop showing that Millie shampoo comercial? That commercial was great. I'd laugh and fap when they played it

>the primary nootropic ingredients are derived from soy
wut
how does that work?

You need it for your thyroid. I was subclinical hypothyroid for years. I was congested and couldn't breath through my nose, was given allergy meds and that it was all allergy related. Plus I got cold really easily, especially my feet. I also was tired a lot.

Same reason they stopped showing Frank. Too many people fapping and not enough Super Male Vitality to go around.

Appreciate fellas.
Think I'll combine this advice with that X-2.

>You need it for your thyroid. I was subclinical hypothyroid for years. I was congested and couldn't breath through my nose, was given allergy meds and that it was all allergy related. Plus I got cold really easily, especially my feet. I also was tired a lot.

what were you allergic to? I'm going to see an immunologist in the coming months, glad to hear your allergies are cleared now

Alex is actually in pretty good shape. I kinda just assumed he was a fat guy but he's actually in pretty decent shape.

ALEX STOP SHILLING YOUR JEW PRODUCTS!

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They said I was allergic to mold and pet dander and shit which is why I couldn't breathe through my nose and was always congested. I mean, I very well may be, but the doctors were just wrong. I took the iodine supplements and it cleared up in days. Apparently iodine deficiency also impacts your body's production of mucus.

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>teh ebil soy
not only do you buy Alex Jones' bullshit snakeoil products, you also bought the soy meme.

tell me guys, do you drink onion juice?

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Juicing is for losers. I eat the entire onion. Helps you take three shits a day to draw the toxins out of your body.

Nigga I took brainforce and started seeing numbers and equations and shit flying when I slept. Works

>ancap complaining about a companies right to shill

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If you buy any single product of his you are possibly the biggest fucking retard on this planet. Complains about the merchant ways of the Jew but will gladly give this conman your shekels.

Soy is rich in Cholines and the primary ingredient is Alpha-GPC which is a Choline.
Also the Phosphatidylserine in Brain force plus is also derived from Soy.
Soy isn't bad for you, that meme is just from people misunderstanding science.

have you read the ingredients? have you looked up those ingredients to see if they have histories of use and such? you might be surprised. if you think his stuff is all bullshit then basically you think herbs in general are bullshit, which is fine, but thats probably not your position. seeing the exact same product in a walmart and you'd probably think it's a good product. but you just have this knee jerk reaction because "alex jones = crazy conspiracies oh no" and so now you smugly think all his products are shit. even though they're as legit as any herbal thing going.

Mart sharters are known for their self indulgence

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ah well, even if the pills are 100% soy. i get more soy in a single soy hot dog in a single meal then an entire bottle of brain force in a month.

question though: once you've derived something from that soy, it doesn't matter that it came from soy does it? choline is choline whether it came from soy or not?
it's not like the soy phytoestrogens are making it into the choline?

also it's gmo free so it's not monsanto soy. it's fine.