/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - AMERICA: FUCK YEAH EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>US Amb. Haley @UNSC on Situation in ME 4/4/18
youtu.be/PKcqqeoTj7E
>FEMA DepAdm on Agency Future 4/4/18
c-span.org/video/?443463-1/
>NEC Kudlow on Tariffs/Stock Market 4/4/18
c-span.org/video/?443493-1/
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, DHSSec Nielsen) 4/4/18
youtu.be/pt9Xfv3DyZc
>WH Video: MLK Legacy 4/4/18
youtu.be/7HiTXlXQbAg
>VAActSec Wilkie Message 4/4/18
youtu.be/Jyf-dsxwRyE
>jewtube HQ shooting footage 4/3/18
youtu.be/ffsv0f-T0dc
>Pres Trump presser w/Baltic Heads of State 4/3/18
youtu.be/mm0m-lALnfc
>Pres Trump Lunch Meeting w/Baltic Heads of State 4/3/18
youtu.be/YlBwU_JOqMc
>Baltic Leaders arrive @WH 4/3/18
youtu.be/DakoMcoe0_8
>EPA Admin Pruitt on Emissions Standards Rollbacks 4/3/18
c-span.org/video/?443439-1/
>StateDep Special Envoy McGurk @US Inst Of Peace 4/3/18
youtu.be/z44sF6Pt9pc
>StateDep USAID Admin Green @US Inst Of Peace on Iraq/Syria 4/3/18
youtu.be/Vvj8FZWBtEk
>U.S. Diplomacy Center’s 70th Anniversary of Marshall Plan Event 4/3/18
youtu.be/da6DZUGJEtw
>DoD Video: American Steel 4/3/18
youtu.be/evhgQ3RMuHw
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #32 (Lara) 4/3/18
youtu.be/OKuidXbrHTY
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania host Easter Egg Roll 4/2/18
youtu.be/x0o2KDmtI78
>FLotUS Melania Easter Reading Nook 4/2/18
youtu.be/SxRbG0s2420
>WH Easter Egg Roll (complete) 4/2/18
c-span.org/video/?443318-1/

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SORRY LADS I WAS IN THE SHOWER

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Can we please take a lewd break for a thread or two? My balls need to refuel and I'd like to refocus discussion back on to the president.
As a compromise; who else thinks it's okay for stormy Daniels to be a news story, but it was completely unacceptable and way too far for CNN to give her a special? Fake news didn't even consider how this might affect poor little Barron!!! It makes me so fucking mad; the Left is willing to go any distance to spite trump >:(

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pics or it didnt happen

These are getting esoteric enough to be funny.

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I'm on the edge of my seat to see how Jerry Brown responds to the National Guard order.

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Outside Facebook's HQ in NY

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Happens; I'm still mostly here, if we end up on page 7 I'll emergency bake

Did someone say LEWD?

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Trump retweeted "Can't Stuml the Truml vol. 4"

Thanks for baking, ChinkyWinky

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why did they demonetize that nasim woman shooter? also what did she mean when her views count went down? did they block her videos in some countries or did they edit her number deliberately?

youtube.com/watch?v=dw1oM7LBbxE

THIS IS OFFICIALLY /ptg/ BLOCK PARTY HOURS

GET JIGGY OR GET RAPED BY A NIGGY ty

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it amazes that so much time has passed since this show that people actually think this is a new meme

>that good feel when old regulars come home
Its nice to see old friends after spending years on here.

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kek

Anons, I can't do medical school anymore. I hate it beyond all reason. I dropped out in 3rd year and now have $200k in debt and no medical degree. What's the best way to an hero?

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Is refugee caravan really ends at mexico or will they come in smaller groups like a typical spic to USA

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Yeah, the Roman Empire is totally an obscure part of history.

>I'm on the edge of my seat to see how Jerry Brown responds to the National Guard order.

Trump will nationalize it. Gerry has no cards.

Muh net zero immigration from Mexico and a zillion other qualifiers.

Finish your degree and write yourself a prescription for half a kilogram of oxy.

Did Mehiko stop the horde?

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>tfw the syria strikes will have occurred 14 years ago to the day this saturday

Obtain court-admissible evidence that will lead to Hillary Clinton's indictment

Crazy pussy is best pussy

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South Africa? Somalia?

YUP. Their new endpoint is Mexico City.

You realize if he does California is de jure under martial law and the die is cast for them refusing to follow federal laws on anything.

Barron has seen depictions of his father beheaded by crazy leftists

this is literally nothing to him

Can I get a

FEDERALIZED meme in preparation?

Besides joining the Waifu Wars I've done nothing productive but read Marcus Aurelius and other stuff which escapes me rn. Read Confederacy Of Dunces, its pretty good and the main character reminds me of Jow Forums but in a mostly loveable way

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That's the idea.

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That was the day I learned what its like to have a birthday on 9/11.

true, but you pay the price
it's the male equivalent of burning coal

>posts digits dance
>gets digits
No choice then!

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lmfao

The Roman Empire fell in 1453

>You realize if he does California is de jure under martial law and the die is cast for them refusing to follow federal laws on anything.

Let's go there and see what happens!

Fuck sending the national guard to the border, use them along with government acquired buses and start deporting the illegals here back to the border instead

Dropped out means dropped out, user. All the debt with none of the credentials.
I tried that but Hurricane Irma was a dud. So much for HAARP.

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NEITHER

THEY GON GET

GUARD'D

I'm a proud shitholer, Don. You're a nigger and I'm a mackerel eating wop.

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>During the 1960s, the black Civil Rights movement dictated Mississippi’s politics, with effectively the entire white population vehemently opposed to federal policies of racial desegregation and black voting rights.[1][2] In 1960, the state had been narrowly captured by a slate of unpledged Democratic electors[b] but in 1964 universal white opposition to the Civil Rights Act and “War on Poverty” and zero or negligible black voter registration[c] meant that white Mississippians – apart from a small number in the northeastern red clay hills who feared loss of public works[3] – turned almost unanimously to Republican Barry Goldwater. Goldwater’s support for “constitutional government and local self-rule”[4] meant that the absence from the ballot of “states’ rights” parties was unimportant. The Arizona Senator was one of only six Republicans to vote against the Civil Rights Act,[5] and Goldwater’s staunchly conservative policies caused the small Mississippi electorate to almost unanimously support him over the “big government” Johnson.
You're now aware that a movement about niggers getting voting rights enraged a state's entire white population. Imagine if whites today were like how they used to be in this state.

The Murdoch operations (Fox News and Wall Street Journal among them) are ideological advocates for multinational corporations and historic globalist trade practices; to the detriment of the U.S. middle-class.
Cavuto and Murdoch are aligned with U.S. Chamber of Commerce President, Tom Donohue, in all things related to Big Multinational Trade.
>…”and we’re really seeing the effect on the folks who have to pay the bills for this sort of thing … we’re already seeing soybean prices coming down; we’re seeing pork related prices coming down … folks are taking it on the chin, what are you telling them?”… etc.
In discussing futures Cavuto sounds the alarm for “Soybean prices coming down.” “Pork prices coming down”; and “the folks “taking it on the chin.”

Now, think. What Neil Cavuto is saying is that U.S. food futures prices are forecast to come down.
> In that scenario who exactly is taking it on the chin?
>Who is it that Neil Cavuto sees losing out in his position? It’s not the family going to the grocery store… they will see lower prices… so who are these “folks” losing out?
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The biggest evils out there today are:

Silicon Valley
Hollywood
MSM news
The DNC
Black Lives Matter
Antifa

Have fun, user!

y-you too

thanks

All good

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IF YOU DO THE SAME JOB

You guys got any of those Bundo memes? I had some but I can't freaking find them and I'm worried I may have deleted them.
I know if I dont ask I may not see many from now to save.

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breitbart.com/texas/2017/01/23/poll-74-percent-californians-want-end-sanctuary-cities/

happy early birthday
i'll always love the aussie baker for that night

She filled me with hate.

Cleveland was pretty good, especially if you're a small government type.

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Benny was okay for Anti-Trust act of 1890 but otherwise kind of forgettable. He also kind of fucked up with tariffs.

I told you I'd for you, user

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It's why /ptg/ is one of the comfiest places on the web

>steal webm from /wsg/
>remove sound and post on /ptg/
>see it constantly now
That's a comfy feel

What are frens for? Besides posting thighs I mean

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Based.

I havent posted Awoo in months. Awoo~

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>that pic

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lol

The Rock BTFO Drumpf.

>>As his character in Central Intelligence says, "I don't like bullies." Can you imagine the Rock's reaction if a man on his set mocked a person with a disability, or bragged about assaulting a woman? "You're gone," Johnson says angrily. "You're done. I don't have friends like that, nor is it anywhere in our business."

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Be afraid for 2020, if you smell what the Rock is cookin

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#2 meant for
As you can see, my inability to reply properly is why I left medicine.

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>What's the best way to an hero?

Victory lap in Thailand. Register for one more year and max put your student loans. Then hookers and blow until your heart pops.

This is a delaying tactic for the ICE mecha suits to be completed

I saw one in a political cartoon so that's proof they exist right?

Why aren't you a FRIEND TO WOMEN user?

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>small government Democrat post-civil war
What is the meaning of this?

What made you hate it, user?

10 years of Adderall and I'm about two jogs away from congestive heart failure, not a bad plan desu

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>breitbart.com/texas/2017/01/23/poll-74-percent-californians-want-end-sanctuary-cities/
Honestly they should just start running Republicans who will vote for gibs but against illegal immigration, that might get the black and hispanic vote.

HEY GUYS LOOK ITS LE BASED ALT RIGHT

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Dont companies discuss to the people how compensation works instead of getting told by the president of the world?

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>everyone forgets about third rome

>Imagine
You mean in the locker rooms in the WWE? Many of the wrestlers were notorious for playing pranks on people to the point where several were bullied out of the company. So stop grand standing already faggot.

I find it peculiar that despite Trumpy proclaiming to hate terrorists, he has barely bothered to aid Israel against the "Palestinian" squatters.

He has done very little to deal with the arab problem.

His attempts to prevent arab immigration to the us only serves to increase the odds that they will carry out attacks against Israel.

It's almost like he just says things that are lies in order to get support...and then never goes through with his promises.

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>refusing to follow federal laws on anything.
Sherman's march to the sea replaced by Mattis' march to the pacific. It's like poetry, it rhymes.

>Victory lap in Thailand
There's a certain individual who's running a marathon there while trolling here. I wouldn't befall anyone else with such a horrible fate.

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do you have any actual passions? what interests you?

BTFO
2018’s 1st Quarter Ratings Are In — CNN Is Getting DESTROYED By Other News Networks
dailycaller.com/2018/04/04/cnn-ratings-2018/

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When the future's so bright, you gotta Awoo.

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>right-wing Mech Squads

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/ptg/ is comfy

[spoiler]pls no bulli if I'm not included in the regulars[/spoiler]

The two pro-trump republicans running in the los angeles region right now are hispanic and black

McKinley did nothing wrong

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the eternal summerfag

Ive been here in /ptg/ since late 2015 early 2016 man how the memes come and go

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Hes already said 2024 if at all. He doesnt want a SCHLONGING.

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>tfw turning 26 and people still call me young
Just going to grasp it until either I blow out a knee, a hernia, or my heart fails me.

There is no way he is getting elected now.

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Top kek

Byzaboos are the worst

It was a very, very different time.

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>kaminoan jedi
>a womyn

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No spoilers here, [spoiler]buddy.[/spoiler]

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Where's that hard hitting question?

u shut ur whore mouth probably >HRE fagit

A sizable chunk of Trump’s supporters aren’t Republicans. It should come as no surprise that these people don’t support GOP candidates at the state and local levels.

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youtube.com/watch?v=jvF_a0pE7E0

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Women are retards.

What does /ptg/ think about energy drinks? I'm a low energy guy and need Monsters to get me through the week but I also hear about too many caffeinated drinks shortening your lifespan, giving you greater chance of cancer, stopping your heart, etc.

Obviously Trump doesn't need drinks because he's one of those people who don't need to sleep very much to function but he's an exception.

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