/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - ELECTRIC PENCE EDITION

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REALL NIQQA HOURS NOW

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Mr. Trump please tell me have I received your blessings

>Ha ha, time for homoshocking

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Marry the girl of your dreams, /ptg/!

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“Indiana Jones should be a WOMAN” - Stephen (((Spielberg)))

Good God what else will (((they))) ruin?

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he can't really refuse trump can he? please respond.

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With the crusaderkun comment I thought the thread would explode, so I pressed submit early

good nite /ptg/ !

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Stop posting nigger music. Thank you.

>GENERAL ELECTRIC Pence

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I love how smug that AWOO is

Heh the Russians are recording and staking the US embassy is Moscow, waiting for the diplomats to pack up and leave.

Must be really boring in Russia to do such a thing.

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what if the girl of my dreams doesn't even know i exist yet lurk her social media?

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Honest Q here. How can we have an amicable divorce from California while also pulling military assets out? And would losing the west coast be too much to lose to the point where it'd be better off to invade and kill them in a war?

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Oh Kek, please tell me, have I received the blessings of Donald Trump

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Wasn't that the whole point of Tomb Raider?

Make Gif

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He may if he wishes. California would then fall under martial law when Trump federalized the national guard.

I thought he was leaning towards telling DHS to fuck off?

I have no friends and in the future just looms the menace of the defeat.

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Who here /stillrising/?

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trying to look up that author gets weird results
apparently her grandfather was from turkey, but she has written articles about jewish things.

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“The next Indiana Jones should be a WOMAN” - Stephen (((Spielberg)))

Good God what else will THEY ruin?

thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/5966069/steven-spielberg-indiana-jones-queen-ready-player-one/
thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/5966069/steven-spielberg-indiana-jones-queen-ready-player-one/

Back to the Future is the last thing that they can ruin. But Robert Zemeckis said he'll never allow a reboot to be made as long as he's alive.

>Trump scales back US goals in Syria, leaves future to others

>Trump has given no formal order to pull out the 2,000 U.S. troops currently in Syria, nor offered a public timetable, other than to say the United States will pull out just as soon as the last remaining IS fighters can be vanquished. But Trump has signaled to his advisers that ideally, he wants all troops out within six months, according to three U.S. officials - a finale that would come shortly before the U.S. midterm elections.

>With no military presence to ensure security for American personnel, the U.S. will have to call off other planned operations to clear land mines, restore basic services like water and electricity, and create political conditions needed to resolve Syria’s civil war. Already, Trump has put an indefinite hold on $200 million he pledged previously for those operations.

>Trump has asked Saudi Arabia, which is keenly interested in keeping Iran out of Syria, to contribute $4 billion toward reconstruction and stabilization efforts that the U.S. no longer plans to undertake. He came away from a phone call Monday with King Salman confident that the king will agree to give the money, two U.S. officials briefed on the conversation said. The Saudi Embassy in Washington did not immediately comment.

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>Trump releases the national guard to protect the border
>Won't release the UFO files to protect our planet

JUST WHOS SIDE IS HE REALLY ON!!!!

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He's still playing chicken to see if Trump blinks.

Remember that time we all voted for Donald Trump to be President and then he actually won? good times, let's do it again someday

Also I think I'm gonna look in to gimp, thanks for the advice everyone and lol @ not-doc for clarifying his name is not Randy

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it must suck being a right wing mexican

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>this entire thread
holy fuck it is worse than i thought

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Tomb Raider wasn’t deliberately turning a very masculine character into a woman, so you can see the problem here.
The problem is you.

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oh there you are, haven't seen you for a few days

>will you bitches get out of my way i'm trying to eat here

>t. John Podesta

QRD on this Jewtube demonetization kerfuffle pls?

COMMIE GETS REKT.
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Reminder- Crusaderkun is welcome in ptg. He is an awesome guy. We overreacted before. He is forgiven.

Do you even know where Russia is on a map?

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so underrated

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I'LL FIND A WAY

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whatever you do, dont look up lost in space

From
>there won't be a wall
to
>Trump already brought illegal immigration to an all time low, why do we need a wall?
What's the next narrative?

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so trump can override his faggot ass? hmm ok. would only california be under martial law? I would say trump has made the case this is indeed an emergency.

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He's keeping the UFOs secret so he can use to them protect the border

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shia le bouff gets second attempt at indie role?

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go away judaskun

He may be the goddamn president, but do you really think the (((CIA))) tells anyone outside their black ops programs about that shit?

No. The NG was federalized under Obama even receiving their own General.

Yes, only California.

Peer-to-peer, basically any torrent software (i.e. free files online). Best client now is qbittorrent, and most people still use thepiratebay.org to find files. Don't do it on a connection you have to sign in on.

That's what I use. PS is more intuitive, but GIMP can do everything PS can - it just takes longer.
There's no "course" I'd recommend; it's more about starting individual projects then looking up tutorials for the specific effects you want to create.

Pic related isn't amazing, but it was created in GIMP by a complete novice (me) so the world is your oyster, user.

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you're asking too many questions, user

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>h-he's not actually going to have the National Guard shoot border hoppers, he's just kidding!

Hey guys, South Floridian here.

I’m looking for a few guys here who want to gather some data on David Hogg by doing some “breaking and entering.”

Any other anonymouses want to join me? I need someone to do look out.

I'd say the same thing with you and the democrat's chode.

gotta admit, this is some pretty nice bait. will catch a lot of people

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Anything they can get their hands on, anything celebrated specially by whites.

God I hope Japs keep jews away from their country no matter what.

I think there's gonna be too much "our military deserves better!" etc. for being put on border duty

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Nice try FBI.

THAT'S RIGHT FUCKERS, VOW

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Let other nations take care of it. Not like Assad lost and we can swoop in Iraq after Saddam was eliminated.

>u ass

my god this is the most cringe series of texts I have ever seen.

Please tell me this is not you

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the last dilbermann periscope told us how to make friends

>"our military deserves better!"
yeah, you're right, we should just build a wall

WHAT TIME ARE YOU FREE TO TALK THO

>that low resolution
Stop before you hurt yourself or make the rest of our eyes bleed

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Goddamn you are glowing like a motherfucker right now.

What if you get bored or frustrated with people easily because you’re an autist?

shooting isn't that likely, but they certainly can shoot anyone who enters and doesn't surrender peacefully.

If we're lucky this turns into Mexican-American War II and we run straight down to Cabo before realizing the Mexicans gave up a few hours in.

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Do you?

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This is some top notch diplomacy. Trump is a natural at this.

have you tried not being an autist?

I hope they never reboot Ghostbusters, imagine it having an all female cast?

>Advisers vow to bobobo-bo bo-bobo

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Never Forget

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YES TRISHPOSTER! MORE

kek is this real?

Honestly?
No.

FUGGG YEA :DDDDD
PARD OF THE BLAN!!!

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Haha you Trump weenies called us soyboys but now Trump's base might get fucked hard by the biggest soyboys in the world.. CHINA!

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