/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - CRASHING THE DEMS...WITH NO SURVIVORS EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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NEW APPEARANCES
>US Amb. Haley @UNSC on Situation in ME 4/4/18
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>FEMA DepAdm on Agency Future 4/4/18
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>NEC Kudlow on Tariffs/Stock Market 4/4/18
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah, DHSSec Nielsen) 4/4/18
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>WH Video: MLK Legacy 4/4/18
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>VAActSec Wilkie Message 4/4/18
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>jewtube HQ shooting footage 4/3/18
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>Pres Trump presser w/Baltic Heads of State 4/3/18
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>Pres Trump Lunch Meeting w/Baltic Heads of State 4/3/18
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>Baltic Leaders arrive @WH 4/3/18
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>EPA Admin Pruitt on Emissions Standards Rollbacks 4/3/18
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>StateDep Special Envoy McGurk @US Inst Of Peace 4/3/18
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>StateDep USAID Admin Green @US Inst Of Peace on Iraq/Syria 4/3/18
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>U.S. Diplomacy Center’s 70th Anniversary of Marshall Plan Event 4/3/18
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>DoD Video: American Steel 4/3/18
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>TrumpTV Weekly Update #32 (Lara) 4/3/18
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania host Easter Egg Roll 4/2/18
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>FLotUS Melania Easter Reading Nook 4/2/18
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>WH Easter Egg Roll (complete) 4/2/18
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REAL AWOO HOURS CONTINUE!

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I'm not saying she's ugly, user, just a masculine face, was wondering if she had feminine features like boobs or ass is all

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>when the last bread got real bad real fast and Chinkers mercifully bakes a new one

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yes, im in bed though.
3 bad, shes drafted for the space navy as head of comms, her antennae are perfect for speaking with Ayy Lmaos. Yes, she has to do it in a multitude of lewd positions for better reception

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Why do amerimutts need 100 rounds? What the fuck is a use of a drum mag?

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fuck awoo, post botes

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The first rule is don't obey the advance. Don't shift with the currents, don't lose who you are. Figure out what you believe in, and be yourself.

The second rule is to protect the institutions. The common misconception is that the institutions will save us, but in times like this it's the institutions that need saving. Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.

The third rule is that symbols of loyalty will be used to control you. When everyone else follows the same logic, your entire reality is covered with signs of loyalty, and resistance becomes unthinkable. Outsiders become a threat.

The fourth rule is to embrace truth. When we lose truth it destroys trust, when we lose trust it destroys the rule of law, when we lose the rule of law, it destroys democracy.

This doesn't make sense to you now, I know that. But it will. And I hope that it's not too late when it does. Last thing: make sure you and your family have passports.

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FF

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The countdown has now begun to martial law in California.

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...

not owning an african remover 15?

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post ur best lewds

What's going on with the military at the border?

Doesn't this mean it was made in the fucking UK?
>Russian IPs = Russian state actors
>Traditionally Russian poison made in UK = Russian state actors

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AWOO

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>save in "AWOO" or "LEWD" folder?

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missed two at once, btfo

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I can own an ar-15, but with 30 rounds :(

BOTH!

your just jelly your dont have 100 rounds in the whole damn country

Why not both?

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Anyone have that webm of Ana de Armas at the top of whatever the fuck building? That thing hurts my soul... POST IT PLS

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Allows for more thrust per squeeze, you boppleberry.

>>Tfw no real tay ass pix

Shrug, it's one of those things.

There were Kayla Spicer **extremely** lewd pics posted, just had to be here.

>make sure you and your family have passports
i know you're larping but unironically not even the threat of nuclear hellfire will spur me away from america.

Didn't they already admit they didn't actually have any evidence where it came from?

>implying nz has 30 5.56 rounds total

I'm not posting that cat Sara, every time I do it's a vacation or a warning for whatever reason

I'm going to have it in the standard one for the database, if I ever get that update done

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Is it a british false flag? WHy?

The laws here regarding rounds are fucking retarded. You are only allowed 5 rounders, but if you buy 30 rounders they don't even check if you have a license.

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>US EXPORTS TO INDIA INCREASE 19%

>The trade deficit between India and the US dropped by almost six per cent in 2017 compared to the previous year, the US Trade Representative (USTR) has said, even as it continued to harp on issues such as market access and high tariffs on several American products being imported into India.

>"The US goods trade deficit with India was $22.9 billion in 2017, a 5.9 per cent decrease ($1.4 billion) over 2016," said the National Trade Estimate 2018 released by the USTR. India is one of the few countries with which US' trade deficit has decreased in the last one year.

>US goods exports to India were $25.7 billion, up 18.7 per cent ($4.0 billion) from the previous year. The corresponding US imports from India were $48.6 billion, up 5.6 per cent. India was the US' 15th largest goods export market in 2017, the annual report said.

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I loved Catcher in the Rye!

wut is botes

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I hate her but shes hot so fuck me right? No fuck you ana

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we had a mass shooting, i'm sure that used >30

How do you get 30s? Do the eagles fly them in from Magpul?

God exists
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No, it is a Jewish false flag. The UK government is run almost entirely by Jews, just like Germany.

I think so, but 'new info' apparently
>British security forces believe they have found the Russian lab that made the nerve agent novichok, which was used in the attack on ex-spy Sergei Skripal and his daughter in Salisbury on March 4, the Times of London reported Wednesday. Security sources told the London newspaper that while they are not 100 percent certain, they have a "high degree of confidence in the location."

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fuck off retarded awoo poster die in a piss fire

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boomer detected. enjoy your extended deployments faggot.

>finally read up on Grape-kun
What the fuck, man. Even penguins aren't immune to cuckoldry. What hope is there for man?
F

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I still got a bunch of hat botes.

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Past Western Civilization was built on Slavery, Colonization, Exploitation, Marginalization, Homophobia, Discrimination, Misogyny, Segregation...
which is not empathy

There is nothing special about being white.

Do your pistols only carry 5 rounds? Why would you do this to yourselves? How can Trump bully you bastards into being ANZACS again?

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Trump accidentally the whole economy

Aye-aye!

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Based

STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

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AWOOOMENT
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Botes. Iowa is not my waifu, but maybe she can become yours

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>user how could you!? bad user!

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You start off with a "A-CAT" license, which only allows you 5 rounds, and some gay modified ar-15. The funny thing is, you can order 30 round mags online and they don't even check if you have the correct documents. They'll just ship you them.

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oh sorry for being hostile.... no not really. its like fuck a trap thats a girl

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Get a bump stock on the black market and it's basically a weapon of mass destruction user.

Thanks /ptg/ for not reporting me for the tay lewd.
I didn't want to have to go to McDonalds to post again...

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The most pathetic attempt at covering up ties to soros and de-legitimizing the leave vote.

MODS MODS MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MODS!!!!

dont gay the thread

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Tay butt pics??

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TOO MUCH

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Is that Ben Garrison?

I am literally your age faggot I just don't play whatever the fuck phone game this meme comes from

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i've been kicked in the nuts before and let me tell you there is no fucking way giving birth is as painful as that.
now i want another beer

I think its your God given right to have those, but I wouldnt blab about it in the future

>he gave up the 3d penguin-fus.

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ar-15 a shit. isn't some trigger modification much better?

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I’ve never heard Q be this specific. Saying POTUS will be up all night and watch the news tomorrow. We will see if Q is a larp once and for all.

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A-CAT is fine too.

It's now a Carly Thread

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Fags ITT have 'em, just ask.

on Jow Forums? i'm just talking about a loophole in the law, they really don't have a case.

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Trump is such a fat fuck.

Have boomers just spent 70 years telling the same jokes over and over?

I don't believe you, just remember that the military performing the duties of domestic law enforcement, this is how it starts. You won't know when it will hit the fan, but remember that a certain kind of person will take away your rights to justify your protection. Remember the Reichstag fire. Remember the Patriot Act.

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Sure

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>Chinese scientist sentenced in engineered rice theft

>A Chinese national who lived in Manhattan, Kansas, was sentenced to 10 years in prison for conspiring to steal proprietary rice seeds developed in the U.S. and giving them to visitors from China.
>Federal prosecutors announced Wednesday that 51-year-old Weiqiang Zhang was sentenced for two counts of conspiracy and one count of interstate transportation of stolen property. He was convicted in February 2017.

>Zhang was a rice breeder for Ventria Bioscience in Junction City, Kansas, which developed genetically engineered rice for therapeutic and medical fields.
>Prosecutors said Zhang stored hundreds of seeds from Ventria at his home. In 2013, Zhang toured facilities in the Midwest with officials from a crop research institute in China. Federal officials found Ventria seeds in the visitors' luggage as they prepared to return to China.

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>Is that Ben Garrison?
why yes it is
click the thumb
wait what

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>Hobbitses get ammo shipped by eagle
We have hit peak shitposting hours

I've never been hit for lewd, only for "off topic" and that no time recently; think anons have grown to accept real lewd hours and stop bitching about it

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>We will see if Q is a larp once and for all.

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Fucking hell... There's another webm of her skating that makes me hate life as well. IT'S NOT FAIR!!!

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Is like to cum in her fartbox then sniff it.

Oh, ok. tomboys with big boobs and asses are hot

kinsey posted a feets pic on insta then instantly deleted it
:(

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Fun at the range, honestly. There is no practical use for big ass drum magazines. They're also notoriously unreliable. They jam like it's their job in life. I wouldn't rely on one for self defense.

That said, I oppose all gun control laws. Just because an item is dumb and impractical (MEME STOCKS for example) does not mean they should be banned. Fuck that shit.

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Survey says yes

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