/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - IT'S 5AM WHY ARE YOU NIGGERS STILL AWAKE EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>US Amb. Haley @UNSC on Situation in ME 4/4/18
youtu.be/PKcqqeoTj7E
>FEMA DepAdm on Agency Future 4/4/18
c-span.org/video/?443463-1/
>NEC Kudlow on Tariffs/Stock Market 4/4/18
c-span.org/video/?443493-1/
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, DHSSec Nielsen) 4/4/18
youtu.be/pt9Xfv3DyZc
>WH Video: MLK Legacy 4/4/18
youtu.be/7HiTXlXQbAg
>VAActSec Wilkie Message 4/4/18
youtu.be/Jyf-dsxwRyE
>jewtube HQ shooting footage 4/3/18
youtu.be/ffsv0f-T0dc
>Pres Trump presser w/Baltic Heads of State 4/3/18
youtu.be/mm0m-lALnfc
>Pres Trump Lunch Meeting w/Baltic Heads of State 4/3/18
youtu.be/YlBwU_JOqMc
>Baltic Leaders arrive @WH 4/3/18
youtu.be/DakoMcoe0_8
>EPA Admin Pruitt on Emissions Standards Rollbacks 4/3/18
c-span.org/video/?443439-1/
>StateDep Special Envoy McGurk @US Inst Of Peace 4/3/18
youtu.be/z44sF6Pt9pc
>StateDep USAID Admin Green @US Inst Of Peace on Iraq/Syria 4/3/18
youtu.be/Vvj8FZWBtEk
>U.S. Diplomacy Center’s 70th Anniversary of Marshall Plan Event 4/3/18
youtu.be/da6DZUGJEtw
>DoD Video: American Steel 4/3/18
youtu.be/evhgQ3RMuHw
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #32 (Lara) 4/3/18
youtu.be/OKuidXbrHTY
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania host Easter Egg Roll 4/2/18
youtu.be/x0o2KDmtI78
>FLotUS Melania Easter Reading Nook 4/2/18
youtu.be/SxRbG0s2420
>WH Easter Egg Roll (complete) 4/2/18
c-span.org/video/?443318-1/

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Faggot discord elitists

Best Edition

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I am awake because something outside woke me up at 4 am. I haven't looked outside yet. I bet someone stole my car.

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uh it's only 2 at the /bestcoast/ so that's why I'm still here

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STANDING HERE

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WAKE UP

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>TRSodomite pedes trying to ask for a (((discord))) again

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Thanks for baking, fren

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The BRÄIN man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.

Let's start by looking at his tumor. His swelling is large. Its domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out.

He is bipartisan, as a result of his high levels of patriotism. This gives him the appearance of health and strength.

The BRÄIN man's demeanor is one of a true maverick. He is principled, assertive, and can be explosively conservative. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly members of the GOP

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smol oni

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You better check that shit, nigger

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What state, user? I'll triage possible threats based on your environment.

Dont even mention the discord dude

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HALT! show me your shitpost license!

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Still awake? Shit nigga I just got up to go to work.

Absolutely based

>mfw curled up in bed listening to the rain while the scent of soaked pines drifts through the window along with the sound of the Columbia River flowing with extra water

Least Coast fags will never understand

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There is no way there isn’t a fucking discord

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Mueller pls target Trump as a criminal and pls hurry!

If McTumor brings down Hogg, I will praise the brain man.

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Oh yes, the secret discord.

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How do I get those feels

>be John 'Songbird' McCain
>have a birb on a coin with your name

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too bad it was nothing
nobody stole anything

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I told you user, it's 2girls1cup.ca
We're all there now, chatting and having a blast without you

It's beautiful...

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Literally 5000 Poo in Loos and Chinks applying to all positions requiring some form of advanced STEM degree. Why the fuck hasn't Trump ended this bullshit H1B visa scam? He threatened to end the automatic renewals but then pussied out at the last minute (would have sent upwards of 750,000 of these cockroaches back to their third world shitholes.)

Can we still get Trump to BTFO Poos and Chinks in the US on visas?

The 50+ Women Guiding Sexist GEOTUS.

m.imgur.com/a/rqzC0

Daily Reminder: GEOTUS Should Not Have Won

They have been rigging elections for a century. Eisenhower knew it, JFK knew it, GEOTUS knew it. Whether you believe his election was divine influence, part of the Plus Ultra plan, or a masterful use of Sun Tzu's The Art of War, he is changing things. But make no mistake, the people we are up against are the most powerful people in the world that will stop at nothing to maintain control and impose their tyranny on us; just look at the Clinton body count. We are at a unique point in history that will forever be remembered as the time the oppressed fought back and won. The fight is far from over and GEOTUS needs our help. We put him into office because we are unified and strong. We must do the same for the midterms and beyond.

Have a MAGA day!

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it's nice to have rain that doesn't get me worried of a hurricane

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Listen closely

John McCain is one of the most familiar, sympathetic, and overexposed figures in American politics, yet his concrete governing philosophy and actual track record have been left curiously unexamined, mostly because of the massive distractions in his official biography, but also because of his ingenious strategy of talking ad infinitum to each and every access-craving media person who happens by. The more he has spouted, the less journalists have bothered trying to see through the fog.

McCain gives the voting public what it wants but can't find -- a flesh-and-bones political portrait of a man onto whom people are forever projecting their own ideological fantasies. It is a psychological key for decoding his allegedly ‘maverick' actions, and the first realistic assessment of what a John McCain presidency may look like. McCain will quickly lay out in overlapping detail the root cause of the senator's worldview: his personal transformation from underachieving punk to war hawk uber-patriot, in which he used the "higher power" of American nationalism to save his life and soul.

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how's it even possible for someone to be so perfect?

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now do a Pin-up with madam meat!

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>be frog
>water turns you gay

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I'd assume you were another Floridanon, but no true Floridian is afraid of hurricanes...

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Visit the PNW, Northern California, or NE in October-February.

WHAT A BUNCH OF SHIT!!!

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Because their actually needed by the workforce, if you sent them all home the amount of job vacancies it would create would be astronomical.

I hate that the cam world basically ran her off after that stream
so comfy to have on in the background. great music with an occasional titty

Sadly McCain is too noble to beat up some faggot kid

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NE Washington*

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Oh my everloving god, I know who you are. Rumor on the hill last year was McCain was getting some new social media interns assigned to him. You're that fucking guy!

>be american
>pretend AJ isnt right every single time

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help a brotha out and promote kino with a bump

getting a right wing goth gf is the ultimate goal

youtube.com/watch?v=X8UR2TFUp8w

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>tfw listening to niggers in traffic instead of wind in pines
Where on the big river are you? I need to get out of the Seattle urban sprawl.

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It was the closest to Nazi ASMR we'll ever get, and the Q&A with chat afterwards was pure comedy gold

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>Nazi ASMR
Why wasn't I told this existed?

>the cure

their music is aging so well.
amazing that shit was coming out at the same time as disco

trump is a faggot retard who's going to die in prison

Faggots will never understand. The power of pol isnt coordinated effort. Its concentrated chaos.

You see pic related? $3,500.

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why are you so mean

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You're welcome. Last one though. Goodnight

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When will the government decide to support NEETs with a UBI??

narration:
>It was a mere fragment of a small memory...
>White, Cold, and full of things mysterious to me...
>And yet, beautiful
>The feelings of my first steps into the outside world...
>A voice that called out to me from somewhere.
>And before my eyes, a hand outstretched, full of warmth.

Title:
>The Demon and the Prince


see you soon /ptg/
we'll be shitposting again

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I just want to stay home all day, where it's safe, you know?

Quiet neighborhood In NE Portland along the river near Saint Johns. Visited Seattle for a few days with muh ex-gf a few years back. I was noticably disappointed at how such a cozy city was completely ruined by it's shit-tier inhabitants

It sounds like what modern rock wishes it could be

Shinji pls.

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>1 post by this ID

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Trump is an alpha male who will be cherished by conservative Americans for centuries.

Our memes are so good they have started spreading on their own. If you want the best ask John if you can borrow McCain5

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Kangz County went something like 85% for Hillary. I think they're just so isolated from the real problems in thus country that they operate on feelz and idiocy. If Seattle's inhabitants were redpilled I'd love to be there, but alas.

that can't be someone else, that's your OC, right?

I CAN'T WAIT!

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Nn you handsome savage
Ah, a brother to the North! The quiet is amazing

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>I could have been paying rent with single persuasion posts
I've made a huge mistake

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Hey... I didn't post Macron! I posted Oregon Awoo. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!

very true

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Will Joe is Joe ever come home?

I'm awake because I'm going to work in 20 minutes.

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No

I kinda miss working but I also think that if I work, I'll die.


weird.

Your animu goblin is shit

what did trump mean by this?

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If you want the best in DC you know where to find me

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We have to solve the mystery first

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Psycho hack director Joss Whedon is whining yet again

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Yes.

>banging broads silly

Yes, our based hispanics in the United States of Huemerica will truly love Trump

He has the secret power to give unlimited orgasms to women.

He’s a literally who at this point.

Is he still breathing?

>The Wizard hasn't shitposted since the 27 last month when they cut his internet and add scramblers on the embassy over a literal "delet this" post
I didn't asked for these feels

Of course

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Did I miss the BIG NEWS on the border today? Or did that never pan out?

I typically work between 5 and 10 days a month.
crazy 14ish hour days when I'm actually going at it, but otherwise i just shitpost online all day and never leave the apartment

body never gets used to it

take a wild guess

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obama got indicted

Top left as well.

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And make them vote for him

>emboldens governmental power

Really now?

no, but that won't stop him from writing anti-trump diatribes on twitter

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