Who will play the leads in Amazon's new blockbuster? With a budget north of $1 billion
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Lord of the "RANGZ"
Joshua Morales
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Mason Wood
tv is going to be a very fun place to shitpost.
Isaac Price
Also Orc meme thread. I don't have much
Jace Baker
LOTR will enter the public domain soon anyway.
Just read the books. Don't even think about watching some jewish bastardization.
Oliver King
(((they))) just want to destroy everything good in this world, don't they?
Wyatt Taylor
so it begins
the greatest shitstorm of our time
Cooper Moore
Adrian Perry
Just like Mickey Mouse
James Hernandez
Ayden Evans
i'm pretty sure they just want to make tons of money by selling the product name and putting no effort in
if the director can toss in a political statement or two then it's a bonus
Connor Cruz
Andrew Sullivan
I’d be upset if I thought they’d turn a profit. From what we’ve seen of the reaction to the new “Star Wars” movies that Disney released, I wouldn’t be surprised if this actually sunk the company.
Ryan Bell
Parker Cox
Why did it have to be Amazon?
They're literally going to turn a story of tremendous struggle against people with diametrically opposite values, the dangers of industrialization and weak governmenrs, and pride in standing for your homeland into steaming leftist horseshit.
Expect Boromir to be borderline evil because "For Gondor!"
Expect Saruman to be made into a sympathetic antihero.
Expect Gandalf to be super gay.
Aragorn will be quasi-effete.
The Elves will be trans.
Frodo and Sam will be hinted at having a gay relationship, with Sam being the Arab powerbottom.
Wouldn't even surprise me if they made the dwarves super-built, handsome, and noble because we all know who the dwarves are supposed to be.
Owen Jackson
This particular meme could be tightened.
Early in FotR, while at an inn, Frodo and Co. overhear one of Sauruman's agents talk about refugees moving into the region of the Shire and Bree. Troubles to the south are forcing them to head north, the locals aren't thrilled with the idea of a wave of newcomers, but the agent loudly declares that they have as much right to live in Bree or the Shire as anyone else.
Fast forward to the end of RotK, and Sauruman has taken over the Shire.
Nicholas Rivera
There is going to be black elves, am i right?
Noah Edwards
Don't watch it. No matter how many of your normie friends and leftovers from GoT flood to it, do not watch it.
Jason Stewart
>Just living about your merry way isn't an option
Asher Barnes
>Frodo
Jerry Seinfeld
>sam
Jason Alexander (played George Costanza)
>Merry
eric andre
>pippen
Hannibal burras
>gandolf
Larry David
>Aragon
Michael Cera
>Gimli
Jack black
>legolas
Tim Heidecker
>sauron
sam hyde
>gollem
Dwayne the rock johnson
It would be a gr8 Sol comedy
Noah Carter
>The Brothahood of tha Bling
> Them Two Towers
> Tha Return of the KANG
Gavin Myers
Bezos is literally insane.
Chase Howard
They can't make anything better so they just buy it out and kill it.
Thomas Evans
Connor Torres
cast list is already out
doesn't look to bad to be honest
James King
Not enough black people.
Lincoln Bennett
>the gentrification of smaug
>the rap battle of the 5 armies
>the hoodrat (the hobbit)
Jaxon Garcia
Dylan Hill
How can you be so racist and bigoted?!
Hobbits were immigrants to the Shire, too.
The Shire is a nation of immigrants.
(should I have done this in green text?)
Cooper Cox
We should meme Orcs as blacks and watch as they only cast whites to pls them and make them look as white as possible.
Joseph Hall
>Saruman
>breeds Uruk-hai from the poo-pits found in the streets of Isengard
Luis Hernandez
Whites to play them, not to please them. That would be gross
Chase Garcia
If even 1 character that isn't an orc is black I will forbid my children to watch as history is raped.
Nolan Ortiz
No. You should go back.
Nolan Sanchez
There is no way they replaced large roles with the opposite skin color for shits and giggles.
Jack Robinson
That is all they CAN do. They were born without the ability to create, and rather than letting it humble them to those born with the creative spirit of Man, the divine spark, it enraged them and darkened their spirit. Now they seek to take out their jealousy on all of humanity by destroying everything sacred by profaning in their terrible image. We're talking about a Luciferian archetype here.
Noah Wright
Educate yourselves...
Josiah Reyes
>Who will play the leads in Amazon's new blockbuster?
Gabourey Sidibe, John Boyega and of course Idris Elba.
Justin James
For I am Saruman the Wise, Saruman Ring-maker, Saruman of Many Colours!'
I looked then and saw that his robes, which had seemed white, were not so, but were woven of all colours, and if he moved they shimmered and changed hue so that the eye was bewildered.
I liked white better,' I said.
White!' he sneered. 'It serves as a beginning. White cloth may be dyed. The white page can be overwritten; and the white light can be broken.'
In which case it is no longer white,' said I. 'And he that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom.
Carter Ramirez
If this isnt a metaphor for white people and leftist degeneracy i dont know what is
James Lewis
I hope it brings orcposting back bcs that was my favorite meme in a long time
Thomas Sanders
Luciferian archetype? For real? You're obviously an idiot brainwashed by psyop JewTube. Lucifer means light bringer, i.e. bringer of wisdom and truth/ in a spiritual sense. Lucifer was actually a term used to describe "Jesus" in Revelation, not the "Satan" of the Bible . Who's very name means "enemy", specifically of the Jewish people. You're uneducated. Plain as that
Cooper Martin
more of these please
Caleb Nelson
How many of the main characters will be black, you think?
William Rogers
This isn't real
Zachary Morgan
Michael Murphy
Thank God
Jordan Long
agreed. You know they are going to though.
Logan Adams
t. papal heresy
Jace Foster
>gnostic faggot calling me uneducated
That's rich. The Luciferean Fall from Grace is a staple of the Western Mythos and denying it under a backward interpretation of scripture is complete sophistry. Look how you just took insight and understanding and tried to deconstruct it for nothing other than a poorly held belief. You're a destroyer just like them.
Fuck off and die, Satanist. Go worship the Serpent somewhere else.
Jaxon Murphy
Gandalf will be 100% blacked
Hudson Turner
All of them
Eli Baker
this is why I love these threads
Hudson Russell
> G’andalf tha Wack
Daniel Thomas
thank fuck I'm not a fan of this shit
Poor Tolkien
Matthew Thompson
I don't have anymore but if anyone does, please share em
Kevin Peterson
How many blacks will there be, lets take bets
I say 3 at first
Joshua Reed
(Trigger warning) Tolkien described Aragon as a brown man. He looked more Arab than white. The film portrayal is one of the rare instances of a white actor portraying a non-white character.
Bentley Lopez
star trek ruined - check
star wars ruined - check
terminator franchise ruined - check
alien franchise ruined - check
greatest story ever told ruined - IN PROGRESS
Noah Howard
"tall and dark" doesnt mean arab you stupid fuck
Dominic Rivera
DAS RIIIIIIIIITE
Isaiah Myers
>we wuz elves n' sheit
Zachary Nelson
>alien franchise ruined
This actually made me realize how much I didnt like prometheus or covenant
Sure 3 and resurrection were kinda bad but they still felt like alien films
Josiah Ortiz
I'm not Gnostic or satanist , but nice straw man. I'm actually pagan, which is the actual foundation of the "Western Mythos" you speak of.
Backward interpretation of scripture? There's only really one Bible verse vaguely referring to a morning star, and it's old testament, and refers to a Babylonian king.
If you're white, and pray to a dead Jew, I feel sorry for you.
Gabriel Hernandez
>tall and dark means Arab
Wtf everyone is arab now
Jeremiah Long
especially when you consider there are men in middle earth that ARE arabs
Owen Murphy
Featuring Snoop Dog as the Wizard Gan'dawg.
Parker Jones
yeah, prometheus & covenant just squandered so much potential.. epic waste. ridley scott is dead to me
Kayden Walker
(Trigger warning) Tall, dark, and handsome used to mean having brown eyes and hair
Levi Johnson
no fug u hes a brown kang from egyp
Ryder Lee
> "a shaggy head of dark hair flecked with grey, and in a pale stern face a pair of keen grey eyes."
Basically the only physical description. Remember he's half elf half numenorian. He's not your typical Mediterranean/Byzantine Gondorians.
Noah Richardson
The comment that kinda sent me over the edge is the fact the guy with creative control has straight out said the alien is done dead and worn out and its time for his android to take the spotlight.
Prometheus could have been an average film if they didnt prop it up with the Alien franchise
Not to mention all the extra things like the comics getting shit on since xenomorphs are now just science experiments by a crazy android
Carter Miller
Aragorn is gonna be black. I'd bet my life on it. There's going to be brown elves and shit too. Arwen will obviously stay white however.
Dominic Nelson
The role of Aragorn will be played by Laura Dern because it;'s time that the Yasss Queeen Slay of Gondor was played by a strong independent woman.
Grayson Foster
who gives a fuck, the movies are pretty much perfect so just go watch those, its like disney making real life version of their animated classics when they had it right the first time.
Grayson Sanders
Scooby Dindoo
Andrew Green
It's going to happen but I really hope it won't
Sebastian Fisher
I want to die
Anthony Flores
>Pagan
>pic related
Your religion is dead; its remaining form integrated into Christianity where the last echos of its divine significance are beginning to fade. You're only LARPing; only a massive Spiritual event/paradigm shift brought about through a cosmic alignment the likes of which man can barely comprehend can bring about a new valid form of Religion in this age.
The scripture you're refers to a king falling from fucking heaven. He's described as more than human, and the sacred traditions passed on through the living people of Europe, throughout the most crucial and If you don't believe the scriptures then you cannot quote them to try to deconstruct a Traditionalist interpretation of a foundational Myth. Even Evola references this interpretation when he defends the Catholic Church's Traditionalist principles.
Besides, I myself am not even a Christian, I'd vaguely describe myself as a Western Esoteric Traditionalist.
Kayden Ross
Swertings we call 'em in our tales.
Robert Perez
>the movies are pretty much perfect so just go watch those
Pic related
Logan Hall
The answer to this one is easy: Do not watch any new Lord of the Rings movies. The series was done nearly twenty years ago anyway.
Jacob Price
>passed on through the living people of Europe, throughout the most crucial
passed on through the living of people set this as one of their most crucial points in the creation myth. Ignoring everything that Christianity has brought to Europe is to disregard the validity of the entirety of European development in the past 2000 years, something no European Identiarian outside of strictly Anprim circles can reasonably do.
If you want to make an argument about the Future of Europe its Sacred Tradition, then that's another story. To that extent Christianity as we know it in a exoteric way is already ruled out along with Pagan Larping. We, however, are set with the task of synthesizing our past and present in order to create a binding authentic Spirituality for our people's future.
Gavin Jackson
ill dump my orc folder
bonus nog
Jeremiah Williams
That's way better, I'm changing that filename.
Caleb Edwards
Brayden Hill
nope a dupe stupid Jow Forums
Jaxson Thompson
bonus EU kikery cartoon
Wyatt King
>posted the half ass version
Asher Rogers
silly hobbits
Luis Ortiz
Dude who cares. We are accelerationists here. A nigger aragorn is good for us.
Its not like its going to be better than the original anyways, just watch that one.
Henry Roberts
>Creature
Creatura...la luz...
Ryder Gutierrez
the new Gondor
Cooper Collins
more
Nathan Brown
orc raids are normal goy
Isaac Jackson
They will make Sauron a nazi. Turn the orcs white and make the whole story about how white women and people of color united to destroy the evil Nazi rapists.
Liam Johnson
holy shit thats gold
Josiah Perry
thoughts and bla bla bla
Asher Anderson
>Balim Goldmountain
keked hard, hadn't seen this one before
Gavin Bennett
hmmmm
Chase King
god botherers arguing doctrinal literalism is my favorite. enjoy spiraling into oblivion.